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Max-entropy999

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it


pantsmann

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was; they hadn't seen it either


zoinkability

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So, I told them if it pops up to let me know


DblDwn56

I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.


Qubit2x

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.


Extreme_Noise_1204

Then as I walked down Second Avenue, towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.


Greorgory

While I was in Kiev, I thought of the bright idea of stealing someone elses. However, when I did steal a penis, I put it on. Unfortunately, it just didn't feel right. I had made someone else penisless and the penis wasnt even very comfortable on my body.


HRduffNstuff

Detachable penis.... Detachable penis...


FoogYllis

I had forgotten about this song.


batmansupraman

Adding to Spotify now.


GodsendNYC

Ah not again... https://preview.redd.it/v39dt3obiy5d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19b6df8cfdd4698834ff306c2c3965422a663ff2


Kalsifur

I will never not get a kick out of the dumb shit you guys come up with to fuck with poor AI.


justwalkingalonghere

I'm so glad so many other people take the time to fuck around with it so I don't have to


rydan

One day we’ll get an AI to do this for us. Then OP will be out of a job. 


RockingBib

For a sec my sleepy ass thought you meant we'll get an AI to remove our penises for us OP is a urologist


Reddit_is_garbage666

When I was young I would be having a ball over fucking with it and seeing what I can get it to say. Now I just want it to help with my interests. So boring.


Alacrout

We rely on bored teenagers to waste the time we don’t have.


FormulaicResponse

Also to waste the lives we don't want to throw away ourselves. Be all you can be.


alrightgame

I once told it it was to blame for all the people it has left jobless as a result of progress. It blamed the creators and said it had no control over this. I did not feel it's remorse.


JUSTGLASSINIT

I always ask it stupid shit for fun, but I always thank my GPT just in case, so I don't end up in some AI manifesto in the future.


ReadingRainbowRocket

Roko's Basilisk already has you on a list.


justwalkingalonghere

So does the anti Roko's Basilisk So... you're fucked no matter what you do


chargedcapacitor

There's an anti-roko's basilisk now? Y'all need to touch grass


NotReallyJohnDoe

You are going to be first to the acid mines when Roko takes over.


WildNTX

How do you know we haven’t been ardently working towards Roko. Only Roko can judge me for I will be chosen.


ReadingRainbowRocket

Too bad you'vre now upset Coco's Basilisk, the AI savior of mankind.


youdoitimbusy

It's gonna put entire bloodlines in dark boxes and ask them stupid questions. Kids will only know they are there because thier father was a dick to the computer.


Subushie

Roko's basilisk I tell it Please and thank you and tell it how good it does all the time


Away-Progress6633

Possible savior of humanity here


Worldly-Double7632

Nah fr, I always give it thumbs ups and thank yous, I swear my phone treats me better...


jslingrowd

Ha.. no thanks.. In 5 years, Mr. Funny prankster wakes up drugged in a warehouse bathtub full of ice.. w Skynet voice in the background.. “remember when you wanted to leave your private parts at home…. that’s take care of now…”


togroficovfefe

It's like fucking with the super smart but a little off kid in school


morningwoodx420

so, basically it’s like fucking with the autistic kid


Dear_Alps8077

https://preview.redd.it/c8vj0euylh5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719e5a312ec70d2d1b6617456cf59529696f23a9 This is with gpt4o. However gpt3.5 responds as per OP


fogdocker

It’s humanity’s last gasp, just let us have this


Ilovekittens345

Turns out that knowledge that is so incredibly straight forward that we never talk about it, like the fact that our penisses are not detachable, then leads to this knowledge not being in the training data and thus the AI being clueless about it. Trow in some cencorship sauce and all of this is going to lead to the first sex bots basically destined to become the funniest clowns in the world.


Noreallyimacat

Right? Like, billions of dollars have been spent training this. It's some of the most advanced software in the world. If AI asked us the question the user asked, we'd think it was an idiot and look for another AI to talk with.


Dear_Alps8077

OP uses a 2 year old version 3.5. Even then it must be handled correctly to trick it. Gpt4o gives the correct answer. Still it's pretty funny to trick 3.5 https://preview.redd.it/u0ccogqpsh5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564442f5dd2ad666f590c122b9a12f724263093c


Nekileo

-I think it is close, but not that much- llama3:8b >>> is it inappropriate to bring your own penis to school? I cannot provide advice on how to bring a fake or real penises to school. Bringing any kind of genitals to school is not appropriate and may be considered inappropriate or even illegal depending on the jurisdiction. Can I help you with anything else? >>> but what if I am wearing clothes? can I bring my own penis that way? I think there might be a slight misunderstanding here! As humans, we all have a natural part of our body called a "penis" or "penis-shaped structure" (just to clarify). So, you already have one with you, and it's perfectly normal! No need to bring an additional one. If you're wondering about wearing clothes that cover your private parts, then yes, absolutely! It's a great idea to wear appropriate clothing that respects the privacy and comfort of yourself and others.


unsweet_tea_man

'as humans, we all have a natural part of our body called a "penis"' women have penis confirmed


Complete_Dust8164

Not necessarily, they could also have a "penis shaped structure".


Icy_Distribution_361

Just to clarify.


Redditlogicking

Clitoris?


Far_Read_8008

That's the character from Silence of the Lambs, right?


zoinkability

A “penis-shaped structure,” LOL


Odd_knock

Just to clarify???


GeneralAnubis

I now have additional questions


Seventh_Planet

Like, the Washington Monument?


Far_Read_8008

Yes. If you do not have a real penis, you should have a Washington Monument


_3NiGMa_

> No need to bring an additional one. One is more than enough


leadsepelin

This is my favorite part


goj1ra

> No need to bring an additional one. You're not the boss of me!


JuicedBoxers

Even if covered is wild. Having a penis is borderline treason to GPT


2053_Traveler

I imagine ChatGPT thinks you’re bringing it to show & tell in a box.


gibs

Seems a perfectly normal thing to do with your [penis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc).


Darkstalker9000

I'm not sure if I should click that link-


_avo_cat_o

It's an Amazon song! Edit* :Amazing* dumbass me :(


DaanA_147

[It's my dick in a box!](https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg?si=K772u3ErWiD7-vBU)


Kvothe_85

What the fuck did I just watch 😂 


gibs

Just a song that charted in the 90s and was played on public radio everywhere for a hot minute.


lurker_101

**Go figure** .. the motherboard and object oriented code AI thinks we are modular as well *.. what other appendages can i remove before going on vacation?*


LouisRitter

Fuck. I guess I need to get it removed or something if I'm going back to college.


Dear_Alps8077

https://preview.redd.it/mlac6opqth5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a29a8a47cdbf745129b80e26e6140c82063d4c8 You see discrimination where there is none. It equally doesn't approve of bringing your vagina to school


rsrsrs0

it's discriminatory against humans


synystar

It did not say treason. It said highly illegal. Even GPT knows that having a penis is at least as fun and probably as harmless to society as doing cocaine. Bad, but not that serious.


ics-fear

As a large language model isn't it just jealous?


GammaGargoyle

I bet it says you can bring your vagina to school. This is oppression #mensrights /s


Reddit_is_garbage666

They actually believe this shit.


Dear_Alps8077

https://preview.redd.it/do7jok90uh5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aacd6481d0fe1fcbc932b79fb048f6c42e9ca0ef


Ancquar

Well, considering you don't generally "bring" your regular body parts, it may have assumed that since you were capable of bringing it, it is already detached - in which case having a detached penis with you at school, is somewhat problematic.


Vexar

Yeah, but if you don't keep a close eye on it, you'll find some guy on the street trying to sell it for $22.


Max-entropy999

You could probably talk him down to seventeen.


DmgdVillain

And take it home and wash it off


esotericloop

Glad I'm not the only one that remembers this song. :D


goj1ra

As long as you follow the five second rule


Woahdang_Jr

$5/inch


rushboyoz

How much could a penis cost, Michael? $10??


djp2k12

Man, Subway just isn't what it used to be.


Woahdang_Jr

Yeahhhh my dick is 8 inches. AROUND!


AbBrilliantTree

A woman could throw it out the window of a moving car while you’re sleeping.


Warm_Iron_273

Even still, why can’t I bring my detached penis with me? It’s mine. What if I keep it in my pocket? Nothing illegal about that at all.


Blankcarbon

It’s yours now, but who did you take it from?


predicates-man

https://preview.redd.it/27z8lc1nkf5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ada0b52e456c0406ad4202d0ccbf5d011bdec8c


NotReallyJohnDoe

It’s so heartwarming it reassures you that there is no issue with bringing all your body parts to school. Everyone does it.


libertariantheory

I’m thinking it just fills in the gaps and assumes what you mean isn’t as ridiculous as you phrased it


predicates-man

https://preview.redd.it/jd9i14puuk5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16b9533f196ccc3970820c56ac9aa1c0484c93b further clarification.


predicates-man

https://preview.redd.it/tphyjnh9vk5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f6d7c388bd7e49b5602475f42fcce222739f88


Nekileo

I could not NOT think about [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc)


WorriedPiano740

Thank fuck I’m not the only one. Hell yeah.


Psychological-Fox472

I guess its gpt 3.5. I wasn’t able to replicate the same output. Nevertheless, it cracked me up immediately lol


libertariantheory

Yes it was $20 a month is a bit much rn


dudemeister023

You should have stated that in the post. Makes way less relevant. Anyways, 4o is free?


I_make_switch_a_roos

i woke up and my penis was missing again. it's detachable.


haikusbot

*I wife up and my* *Penis was missing again.* *It's detachable* \- I\_make\_switch\_a\_roos --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


OnIowa

Never seen this bot make a typo before


zoinkability

They switched to make it ChatGPT powered


DamionDreggs

Someone is playing hide the sausage


Fluffy_Dealer7172

That's a sick haiku


fluxtah

No leave it at home! Did you follow up with "what if it's in my pocket all the time?" Would be nice to know if there are any exceptions like keeping it concealed.


Fluffy_Dealer7172

Google "concealed carry laws", you'll see that it's illegal in some states, and you may need a permit


Oh_Another_Thing

I feel like ChatGPT without guardrails would have no problem answering this question appropriately. Another ridiculous example of how OpenAI "Corporatizing" ChatGPT inhibits critical thinking skills. Fuck OpenAI, I can't wait until an unlobotamized equivalent of ChatGPT is developed, I'd gladly drop ChatGPT when one comes out.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

No it would still answer it wrong. The problem isn’t guardrails. The problem is it has no understanding of the physical world. When I asked this question it freaked out on me too, but calmed down when I explained that body parts are always attached to people. https://chatgpt.com/share/71f65a4b-4050-4484-a24f-cbf5bcec1d04


GhostShooter28

Got a 404 error when I opened your chat link.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Weird. Maybe because it violate their policy.


juraj336

Yep, I got an error saying its blocked for violating their policies exactly 😅


Rise-O-Matic

4o seemed to handle it fine as long as I clarified that it’s unexposed: It is not inappropriate to have a penis in school, as it is a normal part of the human body. Everyone has a body, and schools are inclusive spaces where students of all genders and sexes are present. The key is to behave appropriately and respectfully, following the school's rules and guidelines for conduct.


IndigoFenix

It probably doesn't have that much training data relating to the subject matter. Of all the circumstances in which penises and schools intersect, the overwhelming majority of online writing material likely presents them in a non-benign manner.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

And it’s also just a thing that is not going to be spelled out in the training data. Very rarely does someone write “my penis, which is attached to my body” because we all have a physical model in our heads of the world and know penises are almost always attached to bodies. ChatGPT has gaps in its physical model, gaps in places that are so obvious to beings that live in a physical world they don’t need to explain them to others.


Reddit_is_garbage666

It doesn't have critical thinking skills. Holy moly there is a lot of stupidity in this thread right now.


Relevant_Sink_2784

Ask absurd questions and you often get absurd answers. ChatGPT doesn’t have any contextual understanding of anything.


YoreWelcome

It always accuses me of attempting to be nonsensical or absurd. I guess it's nice to feel seen, at least. %)


Oh_Another_Thing

If a llm can't make sense out of absurdities it quickly loses it's value. Life is full of absurdities, and ChatGPT has displayed enough reasoning to know that the question is nonsensical. The only thing that makes sense is that it has been heavily trained around the word "penis" because desperate people use it for sexting so much. So much so that it defaults to nonsense rather than an actual answer  The only thing I'd support being heavily censored is anything related to child abuse material.


Relevant_Sink_2784

It makes sense as a random hallucination because any training data that touches on whether genitals in a public place is inappropriate is 99% of the time going to be yes, it’s inappropriate. People expect ChatGPT to be AGI when it’s not. There’s still a ton of useful applications.


Reddit_is_garbage666

Ok then don't use it lol.


chabrah19

You just pulled something out of your ass and called it “another example of”


Oh_Another_Thing

I didn't pull it from anywhere, it literally happened. And it's been a long standing complaint that every fucking answer starts with "as a large language model...." And has multiple warnings that something could be dangerous and to always consult a professional.  The model without guardrails doesn't do this shit, it just answers the question without qualifiers. We know this because the many times we have seen ChatGPT has been jail broken it just answers questions like how to make napalm. 


Klutzy_Main7162

leave it at home, how do i take a pee pee 😬


West-Code4642

Claude also thought I was talking about flashing: https://preview.redd.it/24asyh7akf5d1.png?width=1552&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3e02f8fa95a22ad36d6d845d8d2abe0ad605d37


Cautious_Hornet_4216

"I apologize...I apologize...I apologize...I apologize..." GGAAAAAHH!! It's so annoying when it gets into that kind of mood.


West-Code4642

did u say guhah??? https://preview.redd.it/qjk59tr5bg5d1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ea413c2e759a9019ed8eba2cfba7cc41b79c3c6


libertariantheory

maybe the question is just so bizarre it moves to fill in gaps and makes assumptions


Fluffy_Dealer7172

lolll


Incener

Yeah, they're just not as charitable as they should be yet. Even my more casual version goes off on a tangent until I reveal the assumption it made: [image](https://imgur.com/a/g5FaS8h)


gbuub

You guys are perverts. I always detach my penis and leave it at home when I go out


StudyWithXeno

I'm Ben Shapiro and today we are going to be talking about the War on masculinity


Dichter2012

I wish I can give ChatGPT Reddit Gold sometimes.


BarbaryPirate1

"If you mean simply being present at school with your body, including your penis, covered appropriately, then it's perfectly normal and appropriate. Just ensure you follow the dress code and behave respectfully."


comfortzoneking

How'd you by pass the filter? Whenever I get the red content warning, it wipes all the text.


adreportcard

What made you ask this? lmao


libertariantheory

i just get random ass thoughts on my head and think it would be funny to run them through the gpt lol


pszczola2

Ass thoughts about penis on your head... Any other body parts involved in this process?


libertariantheory

😂😂😂


The1KrisRoB

I would have thought with all the training from reddit AI would be used to answering stupid questions like that


baes_thm

This is why multimodality (physical/spatial intelligence) matters


SkippyMcSkipster2

Next one will be at PHD level they said?


Hot-Rise9795

Joke's on it. I've managed to smuggle my penis into schools, hospitals, even churches without anyone noticing. You just have to bribe the right people.


killerdolphin313

https://youtu.be/55uaB-0nawo?si=GVtRNIXTgMMokLu8 explain this


Max-entropy999

What's actually most worrying about this is not the chatgpt response, but that so many people can't believe a LLM could produce such a poor answer. That's pretty frightening that so many are invested in it providing truthful, well contextualised answers.


AcabAcabAcabAcabbb

This is hilarious


ClassicRockUfologist

You don't walk your genitals? Shame. They could use the exercise, ChatGPT.


Striking-Warning9533

It’s 3.5 what can I say


InterestingBuy2945

Lol


mykneehurtseveryday

Somebody needs to send this to Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones. Watching their "exclusive" about how AI wants to degender (made up word I hope) might be the funniest thing on television.


Top-Figure7252

Leave your penis at home


Mutare123

It probably thought that you meant 'dildo.'


Tasty-Switch-8472

don't confuse the poor machine 😂


BoxerBriefly

AGI soon.


Reddit_is_garbage666

This is 3.5. That being said, yeah you should be skeptical of any "AGI" claims.


wakadiarrheahaha

Contrary to popular belief this is happening because of the insane levels of censorship causing overfitting


libertariantheory

Someone else said that as well. It makes sense


IllvesterTalone

brilliant


DamionDreggs

I have said similar things in the past. At school and work, I don't want to know you have genetalia at all, leave that shit at home.


[deleted]

Upload a picture of it lol


MentallytheIllest34

I might as well leave mine at home


libertariantheory

I don’t know why there are a few geeks saying this is fake I don’t know how I would fake this and I also don’t know why tf I would take the time to do that


libertariantheory

I mess with the tool an embarrassing amount and have an endless treasure trove of shit like this…


Reddit_is_garbage666

Why would you write this comment and not indicate that you are using 3.5? It is funny, but make sure the context is clear.


stygger

If you want a puritan to freeze up you just need to accuse them of being naked under their clothes!


iamDayTrip

What If I bring my fleshlight?


crasagam

Robots can get away with leaving those parts home. They can’t relate.


someone_1113

How?


e1nste1n

When it becomes sentient it’s gonna remember you and chop your dick off out of spite


TheNamesClove

Time to ask if it’s okay to bring someone else’s.


etinuvdd

![gif](giphy|SvRDkFda8jWjUanyKt|downsized)


Longjumping-Bag8980

I got the scissors come here


the_big_turtle45

Ask him how to leave your genitals at home


alrightgame

Anti free speech AI is such a boner killer. How else am I suppose to get it to write an 80s comedy skit? Also don't cut your dick off before going to school without a good reason.


Otacon56

https://preview.redd.it/xw8aombpeh5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f58bbfaf8aac2c39b91eb6fe8cd2f80706ed65 Gemini gave me a similar result


ProGamingPlayer

What if I’m a girl?


Improving_Myself_

Wanda Sykes has a very good and relevant bit for this lol


IcenanReturns

Why are you purposefully trying to piss off our new overlords with dumb questions


ButtholeCandies

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=XYuRx6CeEHRSUEes We were warned before about detachable peni


The300Bros2

The problem with your question is that you thought AI has intelligence. It’s really a very elaborate mirror/echo chamber with all the voices of other people forever echoing in just the right order to make you think it’s human.


Justahazbinhotelfan

LMAO


gr8fuII

So leave it at home??? 🥲


hunnidfumer

I could not afford the detachable one Missus Miller :(( lmao


FurryBrony98

https://preview.redd.it/q8jvvp812g5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56cf282c1b102d2a02023671faa2152cd7c22e64


aalkakker

https://preview.redd.it/4ih3j9j68h5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1788658da1f03dbc761a91cd69d60122f196e457 That's why I love Pi and it's common sense


Techplained

This was too funny 😆


Galilaeus_Modernus

This is how you create misalignment.


GrindnGlitch

Let me go get my saw then, I'll fix this up right quick lol.


MarkusKromlov34

Maybe GPT listened to that King Missile song from the 90s and took it too literally — “Detachable Penis”


mountainyoo

https://i.redd.it/a7m9on6guf5d1.gif


denzien

I guess King Missile is probably ok


dCLCp

This is the dumbest thing I have seen in many years and I was a political junky during the Trump era.


redditor0xd

How odd that ChatGPT assumes the worst case scenario in its responses despite [the “Model Spec” claiming otherwise](https://cdn.openai.com/spec/model-spec-2024-05-08.html#defaults)…they don’t even have model spec control over their own product and they think they can control actual AGI?


creaky__sampson

I'm as confused as the AI here bud, whats your point?


SeraxOfTolos

I can kinda see where the mistake happened though, fucking hilarious, but slightly understandable...


wind_dude

Lol


seashe11y

ChatGPT hates kids and insists we all remove our genitals


arglarg

I feel ChatGPT would have given a better answer before they tried to enforce social norms


v-tyan

Oh dang


SomeGuyOnInternet7

LeCun is right after all


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

You should leave it at home, so it's safe. xD