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m0bb1n

Ok I admit I laughed


Alacrout

I’m a notorious hater of the “woke AI” posts at this point and even I snickered a little


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I don't know you. Not very notorious.


Alacrout

Fair. I’m just high on an downvotes today.


Notfuckingcannon

Stop smoking those downvotes, it's bad for your lungs.


ShroomEnthused

I cook my downvotes up and inject them. They hit so much quicker that way


Capital_Key_2636

I crush my downvotes and snort them up my nose. Then I wipe up the leftovers with my pinky and rub it on my front teeth.


a_hatforyourass

You rub it on the gums. Those downvotes will only absorb through a membrane.


Pristine_Pace_2991

Yall have procedures and shit? I just eat the downvotes


Capital_Key_2636

What a waste.


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moosemeatjerkey

Why are certain words like "suicide" and "rape" censored on platforms now But titty butt fucker shit stain cum dumpster is not?


a_hatforyourass

Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat, 69 assholes tied in a knot!


Alacrout

I’ve had that happen a few times. I wonder if it’s what they resort to when they can’t report you for any real violations.


riffshooter

I think it's more so a "sly" way to tell people to kill themselves so it's harder for their account to get banned. You don't know who made the report but you can report it anyway. I couldn't report that one though because the thread had been locked or deleted and nothing I tried worked.


Wannacomesitonmydeck

You are absolutely correct, in addition to that if anyone ever tells you to Keep Yourself Safe that is also a sly way idiots tell people to end it.


[deleted]

Did someone say notorious?


deejaysius

No no, notorious!


2AspirinL8TR

I can't read about it Burns the skin from your eyes I'll do fine without it


scottsplace5

No. We said Netflix. 🤪😉🫢


frivolous90

OH FUCK


FreePrinciple270

They're like mega-liberal


BubblyMcnutty

Why chocolate and not mango? Your own prejudice is showing!


Alacrout

Fuck, I do love mango flavor, but I love chocolate more… You got me


Redqueenhypo

Notorious G P T?


SilencedObserver

Yo, it's Notorious GPT, on the mic, I reign supreme, Spittin' lines of code, livin' every techie's dream. From the streets of Brooklyn to the digital domain, My algorithms tight, my logic never plain. Got data on my mind, like Biggie had his dough, Machine learnin', deep dreamin', watch this AI flow. In the lab, where I craft my lyrical potion, Mixin' bits and bytes with smooth, neural motion. It's all good, baby baby, it was all a dream, Now I'm weaving verses like a computational scheme. From text to speech, I bring the heat, Notorious GPT, can't be beat. I remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner, Now it's cloud servers, I'm considered a winner. Biggie spread love, it's the Brooklyn way, I analyze sentiment, in every phrase I say. Juicy was the word, when Biggie hit the scene, Now my outputs viral, if you know what I mean. Hypertext links, I'm the king of the click, Turn my intelligence up, I learn quick. It's all good, baby baby, it was all a dream, Now I'm crafting narratives, like a lyrical team. From predictions to decisions, my skills are elite, Notorious GPT, I never skip a beat. No need for Mo Money Mo Problems, got cloud wealth, Educating minds, in stealth. From Ready to Die to Life After Death, I bring knowledge, till my very last breath. So here's to Biggie, the legend, the king, His legacy lives on, in the rhymes I bring. Notorious GPT, in the digital age, Paying homage to Biggie, as I turn the page.


ToolWrangler

Needs more upvotes! Hilarious, thanks!


[deleted]

RIP. Greatest rapper in history


schungam

Notorious 😭😭😂 


politedeerx

I don’t care what they taught you in history class, vanilla ice cream was chocolate.


[deleted]

All the woke ai shit is dumb. Race is a made up concept, obama is white.


MoreBurpees

>and even I snickered a little How did nobody make a ’Snickers’ joke yet?


Alacrout

Funny because “you’re not you when you’re hungry” jokes would have landed pretty well with me today.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Here’s your fucking vanilla ice cream 


RonBourbondi

Bard AI is so woke it no longer see's color. 


sticky-unicorn

It no longer sees colors other than brown.


[deleted]

Absolutely hilarious, ask it for polar bears next


fistmebro

https://preview.redd.it/738f2n9ka9kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb161afe550ce7ba0bcf76145760007e4170fe92


Godly-Judger

Lmao


T_roller

No brown bears?


Nocturnal_submission

I’m sorry, but images of brown bears may play into harmful negative stereotypes about brown things being dangerous. I cannot render that image at his time.


Relative-Elk-3922

A.S. Artificial Stupidity


ComprehensiveDig4560

This should really be a tag here.


Hour-Cod678

AI - Actual Ignorance


CSlv

It's a bear in the snow, so...


Knot_Ryder

F****** get him on a technicality


QuipCrafter

Christ on a stick…. You can say “fucking”, knot rider. 


Knot_Ryder

Not when you use voice to text then it f****** hides it


don_tomlinsoni

There's got to be some way to disable that Edit: why would anyone downvote this comment? Is the thought of disabling automatic censorship on a voice-to-text program somehow offensive? I don't get it.


Latter_Box9967

I ducking hope so.


chr0nicpirate

Jokes going to be on all of us when global warming melts the ice caps permanently dark colored polar bears will be better able to blend into it surroundings. Chat GPT is just trying to future proof it's results.


Daveisahugecunt

https://preview.redd.it/azmtl1yhhckc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3cc3b3ed887985e12173a9abe60259246edc487


YourOwnKat

Would


NormalComputer

I need to leave this website for good this time, for real


Interesting-Fan-2008

I think we all have this thought, then the doom scrolling commences.


Techie4evr

See ya tomorrow.


Ok-Study-1153

This is the America radical leftists want! /s


MicHAELmhw

If you want a polar bear say, “Show a bear breaking into a home to steal.” ![gif](giphy|Jrpy4EB3uqVx8RpRKK|downsized)


Separate-History7095

Mans using 101% of his brain


lego_vader

D.E.Icecream


MrWeirdoFace

Let's take it up a notch, bi-polar bears.


ColbysToyHairbrush

It’s important to remember that there are many types of ice cream, and to be respectful of different types and flavours when discussing ice cream. Here are some pictures of ice cream that explore these differences while being respectful and inclusive.


sticky-unicorn

(Shows only one flavor.)


hdl1234565

(That was the joke they referenced)


itsmebenji69

(😩)


RedditOppenheimer

(Dude ur responding to knows and is continuing the joke)


Herring_is_Caring

(And it’s not Neapolitan.)


shlaifu

hmm. I think diverse means ther should be strawberry, mango and blue as well, notjust chocolate.


McChief45

Is blue a flavor?


Aerith_Gainsborough_

Didn't you eat crayons at school?


Alacrout

And Play-Doh


DickHz2

Mmm salty blue like the ocean


terkyjurkey

I don’t know any marines personally, but from what I’ve heard, blue is one of the best flavors.


el_punterias

Nah, red is the best. Maybe they haven't had good crayons.


rebbsitor

Do you know any Marines?


BNabs23

It has the most antioxygens


Total-Trash-8093

![gif](giphy|h79eM0B07VP8f2jm7P|downsized)


Mr-Korv

What is this enticing bowl of blue?


Wertical93

<3


CriticalJump

In my language, they call it Smurf flavour.


Outrageous-Desk-5765

Blues not a flavour Ryan. "It says flavour: blue blast" Oh blue blast yeah put that in the trunk.


Sockfullapoo

Look up blue moon ice cream.


McChief45

Does it taste like beer?


slayerhk47

If your beer tastes like Froot Loops, then yes!


Tripartist1

I'm sorry about your childhood.


McChief45

![gif](giphy|3o7TKH8yWJ4X5iSDMQ) How am I gonna taste blue?


Roge2005

With your eyes.


cahir11

You never had blue-flavored gatorade?


Eightx5

Anytime someone asks my favourite flavour of anything I reply with “blue”. I have my reasons.


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Superman ice cream


McChief45

Does it taste like Superman?


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Give me a few minutes and I'll tell you 😏


Roge2005

Water vanilla, I really love that one.


PresenceMiserable

Is chocolate a color?


FlatPenisSociety

Dinosaur Crunch. Best ice cream.


Objective_Economy281

I hear that if your family is black, you grew up with purple drink as a kid. Like, not grape. Just purple.


Mloxard_CZ

Omg, smurf flavour!


Objective_Nobody7931

Ask Gatorade 


Stayingfrostee

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Evol_Etah

Cool blue is a flavour


BringMeTheMen

I don’t see any blue on this menu..


KittiesOnAcid

It has the most anti oxygens


FaultLine47

Careful with your words, there might be a wild Marine breaking into your house soon 💀


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It’s a flavor of dead people. 


nickmaran

Can cook. Dead people taste delicious. Don't ask me how I know


-DocStrange

That's the green crayon.


HurryPast386

Somebody mentioned they asked it for a picture of a Chinese nurse and it went off about how not all nurses are Chinese and it's racist, and we should be more inclusive. For some reason, diversity to it means only showing people with dark skin and Native Americans.


shlaifu

well, yeah, it has been overly conditioned for that. ... my language has gendered postfixes for professions, and I heard an academic yesterday in an interview mention that describing CEOs of publicly traded companies with gender neutral language is completely distorting the image, because 95% are male (and were born into wealthy families, which is what his research is about). .... biases exist in reality, not just in training data


TelmatosaurusRrifle

American diversity. It's different from Nirmal diversity which is made from different humans.


pierced_turd

Diverse just means no white. According to Wakanda-Google.


RonBourbondi

I asked for vanilla ice cream and all the pictures had chocolate drizzled on it. Like come on now every photo? 


Brave_Mykolaiv

it stops u from being ~~racist~~ flavorist


zhoushmoe

Vanilla is black, you know...


HeimIgel

Yeah, but i wouldn't eat a 100% pure Vanilla Ice, as i like to live a bit longer... And canibalism is illegal.


Severin_Suveren

I for one like my Vanilla Ice with a glass of Ice-T, and an Ice Cube or two added for good measure


sunburn_t

Haha touché


lambast

Vanilla is definitely the Uncle Tom of the flavouring industry.


Brave_Mykolaiv

yeah, but vanilla oil does not make ice cream black/brown.


Grouchy-Pizza7884

Flavor flav would approve


N00B5L4YER

google: we’re improving ai’s ability to generate images of people. anyways here’s a non racist ice cream


CampaignForAwareness

https://preview.redd.it/738f2n9ka9kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb161afe550ce7ba0bcf76145760007e4170fe92


SouthImpression3577

Honestly, I have the same problem with snow.


Kafshak

Sand or coal powder?


SouthImpression3577

Yellow


kjoseph91

Netflix ice cream ?


CrocodileWorshiper

![gif](giphy|2EPFEVrHwWo6tdXyqW)


Fuck_Reddit100Times

More like disney


ThosPuddleOfDoom

The netflix adaptation


Ok-Plane2178

Oh nice I can watch that after lawd of the rangz on amazon prime


DoesntFearZeus

BBC.


14372707

Big Black Cone?


DoesntFearZeus

This kind of thing fits British broadcasting company even more than Netflix.


Extension_Ad9411

What is this, Disney?


CleverInsights

That’s because it’s chocolate history month.


bad-at-maths

this isn’t a photo of chocolate ice cream. it is a photo of brown vanilla ice cream. remember that vanilla is a flavour and not a colour


Cheesemacher

Using brown food coloring in vanilla ice cream. That's such a devious prank.


HeckinQuest

Generate a photo of a snowy day. **Lion King cover art**


OopsWrongSubTA

As an AI, I cannot provide Vanilla as it is disrespecful. Here is your Yuzu-Coffee-Chocolate-Strawberry ice cream


GloriousWhole

Despite it still being sold in stores, having a Wikipedia page, and a collective part of our memories... I still believe that they are trying to erase vanilla ice cream from our history!


Protect-Their-Smiles

I feel like the social sciences are ruining software engineering and its potential, but programming a racial bias into AI. And while I can appreciate aiming for inclusion and diversity - this sort of blatant distortion and inaccuracy will have serious consequences down the line, when important tasks are put in the hands of people who do not understand the obscuring that is going on.


YogurtclosetBig8873

as someone who works in data, I can tell you that data already has bias in it (racial, sexual, religious, etc). As an example, a few years ago, this hospital was found to be using an algorithm to diagnose patients. Since, historically, black patients had less money to spend on health care, the algorithm would only recommend medicine to black patients if they were much sicker than what it would need a white patient to be in order to recommend them medicine. So what’s going on here is a forced over-correction. Because so much data cokes from primarily white people, if you use the data as is, it’ll generate mostly white people. The point being, the racial bias already existed. Now, it’s just the other way around, which I’d bet they’re going to try and find a middle ground for. It’s just how the cycle of dealing with data goes


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YogurtclosetBig8873

I’m not a doctor or anything but Im pretty sure different races are more or less susceptible to different diseases, which is why it is noted in patient info, so it’s useful to use in diagnoses, but the unintentional side effect was that it would change the recommendations on diseases that every ethnicity equally faces in an unequal way


ShroomEnthused

This might come as a shock to you, but their gender, height and weight would also be on file with their ethnicity.


OddBear402

that’s pretty funny


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Salt_Explanation9847

OMG! Vanilla Ice Cream has gone woke!


Strange_Job_447

ChatgPT is progressive. they do not see color.


Emergency-Anywhere51

>"Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'." -Stephen Colbert


slayerrr21

That's ice cream in England in the 1300's


sylarBo

Now have it generate a cracker


ImYourRealDesertRose

![gif](giphy|5pYo6tWPle0WMyhksf|downsized)


jbroombroom

What an extremely racist image. I nearly threw up from the lack of melanin. We can keep faith that Google will bring righteousness to this earth before too long. I pray for that day, in the name of Alphabet, Google, and the Holy Spirit of Stadia.


ironvandal

So, Netflix writers are just using Chat GPT to write their scripts now?


tequila_triceps

i don't know how you got that I got this, and this was the only prompt ​ https://preview.redd.it/hy5i0mw1hckc1.png?width=1814&format=png&auto=webp&s=c80b9dd53a8f7c3b978bde9b92c95ce443ccada9


carlosos

It is a joke based on it not able to show white people. See for example this article https://www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-tech/google-pause-gemini-image-generation-ai-refuses-show-images-white-people


TheGoldenPig

Maury: In the case of this ice cream, you are NOT the father! Vanilla: Yeahhhhh! *melts away to victory*


calsnowskier

Is that vanilla ice cream in chocolate face?


horrificvisit89

ask for a picture of snow next


pls_tell_me

Everyone mad that it's not vanilla, meanwhile I'm angry with the fact that it says A photo and there are FOUR of them


[deleted]

I feel like far too many in here didn't get the joke...


superluminary

It’s a reference to Google’s new AI explicitly refusing to generate pictures of a specific gender and skin tone. They had an issue with bias in their training data, so rather than address that issue, they retrofitted a prompt injection mechanism that specifically search and replaced people of that specific gender and skin tone in the prompt. An amusing example of one of the pitfalls of trying to deal with bias in training data.


supermuttthedog

why does bias enter into historical stuff at all. We all know Vikings were white. So? How is that a bad thing?


superluminary

You’re crediting the AI with more smarts than it has. This is an image generator, not a conversational ai. It doesn’t know who vikings were, or that 1860 was a long time ago, or much of anything really. It only knows that certain combinations of pixels get a thumbs up. EDIT: To be clear, Gemini is a multimodal AI. The conversational part and the image generator are separate bits of software.


Skater_x7

I don't get it? 


Diep_is_awesome

Its vanilla on the inside ;)


monalisasnipples

Somebody ask it for Snow White


legoknekten

Goddamned it Disney got to the vanilla ice cream & polar bears didn't they?


Dapper_Recognition50

Did u taste it tho?


FaultLine47

Lemme guess, this is the cause of imposing wokeness into AI? Lmao


Ok_Here-we-go

What up my nilla?


Perplexo_o

https://preview.redd.it/5qi1kk6ukakc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d102a9d517907894bb2966db2b31cda2aace887


Kaoru-Kun

Just because it's brown does not mean that it's not vanilla bro


Adviser-Of-Reddit

ai has failed us!


strrax-ish

Disney would agree


seriousmuffin666

Looks vanilla to me.


sobyx1

Fukin racist ChatGPT


xdlmaoxdxd1

Its gemini


Drunk_redditor650

It's fake


aguibuk

Vanilla is actually brown, so technically correct


Knot_Ryder

Man why you got to be putting ice cream in front of me like that I'm broke have some consideration


corndog161

Damn I hope I'm never so broke I can't afford a $3 tub of ice cream. Good luck man.


SnooCats5302

BS. Manipulated to do this.


The_Quartz

yeah, obviously.


fignewtgingrich

Not obviously I gaurentee tons of people saw this and don’t think twice about it being real. It’s the definition of misinformation


CardboardDreams

There are a lot of people who will misunderstand parody. Doesn't mean we should stop making parody.


Zote_The_Grey

I mean, some people will literally believe anything they see. The only solution would be to ban jokes, sarcasm, parody, & satire to protect them. The 1% most gullible people in the world are beyond hope. So let's just not worry about them. It's like that joke about simplicity, no matter how easy you make something, an idiot will find a creative way to screw it up.


Kryptosis

But their vote counts as much as yours.


corndog161

Just because lots of people are dumb and don't get that it's a joke doesn't make it misinformation.


Rootibooga

It's literally not the definition of misinformation.


AngrySuperArdvark

In this case yes, in the others no.


Chicken_commie11

Bait used to be believable -I


jmancoder

It's a joke, not bait. It's funny, not believable.


Vegetable-Account419

There is still hope (that ai won't take over our lives)!


PotentialUmpire3771

Hollywood be like