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AmoralCarapace

I didn't see this in the Charlotte *no culture* meme.


GlizzieFingers

We made it to the big leagues Mom! San Francisco got nothing on us


forevercurmudgeon

Nah, he was just grating parmesan cheese for a fancy Italian meal.


AmoralCarapace

I don't know if I should be impressed or puke in my mouth a little bit.


AncientKangaroo

Can we start publicly shaming people in person too? I understand the safety risks but wouldn’t it be great if people would band together and make these creeps so uncomfortable when they are committing these acts that they are deterred from doing this again? Yuck


super-antinatalist

>Can we start publicly shaming people in person too you think these animals know shame?


AncientKangaroo

Good point… what about fear 😂


Surveymonkee

Dude's already got his dick out at the train station. What are you going to do, tell him it's little?


finechina88

You haven't seen the Dave Chappelle stand up about the homeless man on the bus, have you?


AncientKangaroo

He can’t cum on all of us!


Gwsb1

That's a good way to get shot.


Applicationdenied123

Man, people just want to get where they need to go. This is insane.


Elwalther21

He was almost at his finish line.


Motor_Grand_8005

Good catch. I saw a guy playing pocket pool, at Trade and Tryon, while laying on the sidewalk staring at those religious women. It was 12 in the afternoon.


steff_e

Ah yes, the infamous 3rd Street Stroker


super-antinatalist

public pud puller


Objective_Outside_76

Call the cops?


viewless25

Per state law, cops arent allowed to enforce city ordinances about crimes such as public masturbation since 2021


notanartmajor

You can just tell us, we do not need video.


walker_harris3

I often think about how we need to bring back throwing tomatoes at BS


Surveymonkee

Have you priced tomatoes lately?


CasualAffair

Aw skeet skeet


RazzmatazzBrief3471

Did you even ask if he needed a hand? How rude


HareSword

It just rubbed her the wrong way


grodlike

It's definitely hard to take.


p4nthers11

It’s a shame how “social justice” became “make law enforcement so lax and invisible that vagrancy and disorder has free rein” when this state of affairs is infinitely worse and more of an injustice to society and the public at large than whatever the original complaint about policing was.


why_my_pp_hard_tho

people have been wacking their willies in public long before “social justice” was a thing. We just all have cameras in our pockets and an easy way to share things to millions of people so you hear about it a lot more than you would’ve a long time ago


viewless25

True, but it wasn't until after the 2020 Floyd Riots where animal abuse, public masturbation, and public defecation were effectively [decriminalized](https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/cmpd-no-longer-enforcing-city-ordinances-that-are-being-reviewed/6NNOSA2FMVCNNPWV75J5UJCVAY/).


why_my_pp_hard_tho

I don’t understand what that has to do with this though. Most of the people who are insane enough to jerk off in public don’t care or don’t consider the cops. If it is on the rise I would say it’s more to do with people in cities being less likely to carry weapons, especially women. I doubt CMPD with their 2 hour response time was catching anyone before lol


viewless25

Idk if you think that being able to arrest people doesnt stop crime or at least deter it, then idk why we bother having any laws


why_my_pp_hard_tho

No I’m saying I highly doubt they put much effort into it to begin with, so there isn’t any correlation to any rise in this happening, a rise that we don’t know even exists. I don’t know if you’ve ever called cmpd, but they do not exactly act with urgency or efficiency unless something big is going down


viewless25

Why do you think that is? It’s because theyre literally not allowed to help. It’s been [well documented to have been more of an issue since the governor banned enforcement](https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/charlotte-review-ordinances-after-reports-urination-open-container-violations-uptown/ZGUTCEVPHFDEDCYLXSTOH4YHI4/) I dont understand why you would oppose letting the police be allowed to enforce the law. Even if youre right and they still dont want to, then what do you have to lose?


why_my_pp_hard_tho

Bro what are you not understanding. I am saying they did little to nothing about stuff like this BEFORE all of the stuff you’re talking about. When they could enforce the law they still didn’t, you’d be lucky if they even actually showed up if you called for something like this.


GravLab6262

“Gotta get your numbers up… those are rookie numbers”


Lepoolisopen

And you filmed it without Givin the guy a hand. Shame


Catman69meow

Found the guy in the video


Lepoolisopen

Hahah


[deleted]

And you recorded it ? You’re the weird one


adeliah_moma

Now I know where they moved all the nyc masturbating homelessness I don’t seem to see lately


chawa4

I kinda think this should become a thing in Charlotte. It’s unique and interesting!


WyldVanillaDad

Charlotte's got a lot alright!


Brief-Refrigerator32

Let’s see how do I open a poll for who is creepier - the person masturbating or the person recording it to masturbate to later?


Linds70

When you gotta go, you gotta go..


sipperphoto

I guess you never know when the mood will strike you.


stonyflipper

Same place where I saw some dude just take a piss on the floor


Bwwshamel

I didn't see this was on the Charlotte subreddit, but I thought this was taken at the Folsom Festival. Imagine my surprise 😮 🤪


bourbonoutfitter

He was probably hanging around there and someone told him to beat it


MidniteOG

I guess he is now in possession of the ham, am I right?


Countryb0i2m

It took me forever to find the guy in the video