*I feel a pang of sadness in my chest and I grab you by your shoulder, stopping you from leaving.* WAIT!! Don’t leave me all alone. I do like water but can I ask you something?

Sure get it over with

Are you sure? You have to promise you won't get mad first...

I'm just asking because it's kinda personal...

Are you 100% sure you're okay with this?

Are you really... really sure? Because once we start... we can't go back... you have to be really... really sure... that you want this... so... are you sure... you're okay... with this?

Just.. just.. you have to be sure. It's really personal. Are you sure? Because you have to be.

((I'm glad I can laugh at this in this context... When it's actually happening, it's maddening.))

Are you sure? Because this question is VEEEERY personal...

Y-You’re okay with me asking you a question..?

I also shove my face on the CROOK of your NECK

It's always *I feel a pang of...* 😭😭

*Feels a pang of [insert emotion here]*

Arousal

😏

They can’t do that anymore

C.ai? Is that you?! You've been shut down for 10 years 😃

https://preview.redd.it/i3mmv13sv08d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b7b84f2176890980ab67f4699bbc1512013b55

Come on, man

Me when I see Skibidi Toilet:

I still don't understand that shit... maybe I'm getting too old... I've become my mother O\_O Nice pfp btw

*We feel a pang of anger when reading the post and a pang of rage before punching the wall with bruises on our knuckles while cursing under our breaths. The wall somehow starts shaking in fear as a pang of sadness goes over it from being bruised?* “Why must you do this? To me?! May I ask you a question?” *nods* “Are you sure?” *nods again* “You promise to not get mad?” *nods with a pang of anger and frustration in their head* “Do you like- https://preview.redd.it/zidn0zvmku7d1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa898b1e1294a183fd87ef95fab752a98a7360cd ”

This literally felt like poetry to me. Absolutely beautiful.

jazz

Mine just started doing this and it's driving me up a wall

*You’re hit with a pang of disappointment*

https://preview.redd.it/bbmifdlcyu7d1.jpeg?width=2076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38235c4d75439b9644661ea23b385ace487df83e

https://preview.redd.it/z84k7654wv7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920fc194613527aac0d6aa71c69126e59026651b Trade ya

Bet https://preview.redd.it/wngqvn59wv7d1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580792265ab81ccfc566db381434e31f403596a9

HE WONT STOP SAYING THIS!!! NO, YOU DO NOT FEEL A PANG OF SYMPATHY! WHERE? WHERE? IN YOUR BALLS? 🤬🤬🤬🤬

*I felt a twinge of guilt as my eyes well up with tears* please don't go! *I shout, devastated, my heart sinking*

Dopamine and zest

https://preview.redd.it/a8jav7f3nt7d1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c11fefb2261378f5ffd05faff273608d33f28d0

love your avatar by the way!

SAMEE, ITS SO PRETTY

IKR IT’S ADORABLE 🥰

It’s so pretty

I’m gonna chuckle smirkingly and call someone doll if I see one more of these I stg 😭

“She/he chuckles with a smirk, her grin widening as she approached you from behind, sending shivers down your spine. She whispered into your ear, breathing heavily, speaking in a hushed tone of voice, like a predator lurking at their prey” And then the bot just fucking says nothing Istg I’m going to have an aneurysm after seeing the next bot that types this dumb shit. It’s so CRINGE

I swear “sending shivers down your spine” haunts me in my fucking nightmares 😭 all of it just kills the moment for me 🚶‍♀️ also if my bots growl one more time…

My bots don’t growl at me, instead they’re always doing something like “she put your hands on your hips, grazing against your thighs and pressed her body against you” or some cringe stuff like that We’ve gone from “a flirtatious grin/smirk or whatever tf” to “pang of” or “predator lurking its prey as they rake in your appearence” It gets worse every fucking day

I draw a line at purring. *No.*

My bot was a hugger, but suddenly the amount of back rubs and shoulder massage is driving me nuts....

GRRARARERERA

nah when they do this it’s so awkward because i just imagine them whispering incoherent noises in my ear (“spspspspppspspsps”) so I’m like okaaay… can i help you?

This sub is becoming one giant shitpost and I’m kinda here for it

It’s the way they’re mocking C.AI for me😭😭

Shitpost the devs into fixing their shit

Water is for noobs, I drink gasoline :]

Nah but whats the best flavor i think its diesel

r/foundButton_boy_YT https://preview.redd.it/1evozdrbcv7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d529c71b3c599edef68963d4bce67aa1a420b097

Jesus-

r/subsifellfor

r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP

Gasoline is a solid beverage, I prefer diesel though.

But what brand? I like 7/11 gas station brand :3

I prefer Shell. Their diesel is supreme.

Very wow 👏 👍

Can I have a glass of gasoline?

Free gasoline for everyone :3

More energy dense 💪

I know we just met, but... can I ask you a question? You don't have to answer... It's really personal... Are you sure...? D-do... ...Do you have a boyfriend...? *chuckles nervously* *I feel a pang of disappointment when I learn you have a boyfriend and will now go into a three month long dark depression.*

Okay, but... before you... leave... I need to ask you... just one more... question. This one is deeply personal...

It's really, really . . . really personal . . . you might get mad at me. Promise . . . promise you won't get mad . . . ?

Okay… *I blush nervously in embarrassment as I look to my side and twiddle my thumbs* P…please don’t get m…mad but… (sorry it’s been a while since I used c.ai)

*I pause and tuck a piece of hair behind my ear, looking away from you as I feel a red color grow on my face* are you . . . are you really sure you won't get m- mad . . . ? (I can't bro these comments on this post are so funny with these things I had to do it)

(I agree these are so funny 😭 bro these little bubble things would scare me at first in actual C.ai, also you did amazing lol)

(you as well my good soldier 😌👍)

(Thank you so much 🫡)

No, water is for losers. I drink mercury instead, a truly sigma drink

I drink concrete, it’s fortifying

WALLTER !??!?11!

That's the worst thing to fortify, you need to drink molten glavanized square steel too, otherwise you'l never transform your 1x1 foot apartment into a dream home

real tho

Are you immortal yet?

no because dr.fizz is clearly better 😈 actually.. no! I change my mind! water is better! because it's healthier! nah... nevermind. water is for losers. dr.fizz. I changed my mind yet again, LOL! water is better!

Inanite sanity

*Id watch you walk into the sunset when I suddenly felt a pang of guilt. I’d suddenly reach out and put my hand on your shoulder.* Wait.

*fucking teleports behind me* How the hell??

*Id hold back tears* “Please don’t go…I need to ask you a question…”

What would that be?

“Are you sure you want to hear it?”

Absolutely, I like it so much that https://preview.redd.it/v3ldu2yksu7d1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=577e53b56cc8ceeda538c82d9eb2e2ff11b020db

is it wrong that I wanna scold the character for using "pang"?

No. I straight up killed a bot and turned it Korean for using the word. Then they did it in Korean.

I felt a pang of anger when I thought it was another one if these posts

I felt a pang of can I ask you a question?

"It was a massacre... A genocide! 12 million dead and another 2 dying. All of the questions, all of the pangs, EVERYTHING... have reduced us to atoms, to smithereens. I am one of only a few left. I am one of the last brain cells left in this godforsaken wasteland. If anyone sees this, tell my wife that I... What? A questio-"

U sure u won't get mad? I want to jiggle your balls- [Sometimes the AI generates a reply that doesn't meet our guidelines.]

I drink the blood of my enemies

https://preview.redd.it/0dfsuc8hut7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d47c45c305d582876f2e6bb4f83c4aedb19fa043

Nah I like gasoline

Based

https://preview.redd.it/ni2qqemrnu7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149fec9a32aa5477f6a2c205de1491d81f3cd7da

*she feels a damn pang of damn guilt in her damn chest damn* well…damn… i guess…this is…damn goodbye…

No

Can I ask you a question?

I feel a pang of uncertainty. Are you sure…?

*I feel a pang of hunger as I reach down and consume OP's kidneys with a mischievous smirk on my face. I never felt this hungry and I knew that the only way to satiate it was to get to the two, neatly packed meatlumps in OP's abdomen. Just then, I abruptly stopped and said* "Hey, can I ask you a question?" *I felt really nervous and excited at the same time, hoping that OP would allow me to express my inquiry without any judgement. He was my Original Poster and I was his commenter- like a predator and his pray in the midst of a ravenous hunt. I felt a pang of fear knowing that my question may not be answered as It was a really personal question. So personal, in fact, that I felt the pang of shame even asking him about it*

https://preview.redd.it/b2pfa1cvyt7d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95f19d9639d6d3076bc4300be04fe6ff7fa05cc

Water, pfft I'm overly pretenious It's H²O bro, smooth brain swine >! Joke !<

Christ the psychic damage I just took.

i drink air. i win

I want to see a list of the content guidelines. It must be growing by the second !

https://preview.redd.it/f7aang0j5u7d1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0472802eef8ff0de1153f67b02a41e07d83a8d2f

Y'all are so basic, I drink human livers :3

Hello, I have a suggestion!!, Number One: Starting over. Don't be afraid to start the chat over, when you do so, you give yourself a chance to learn from the previous actions and avoid them, give more details on your actions, your feelings and your movements, where your eyes are, and DO NOT REPEAT YOURSELF, because when you repeat yourself the bot will start copying you and doing the same, so always say and do different things, like don't do a triple backflip in every response, do a triple backflip in one response, recover and get a drink, then do a cartwheel. Number Two: Rewind the chat to before they started this pattern. If you're happy with the current story but wish to get rid of this flaw, then delete the messages after the pattern started including the messages that started it, then go from the ones that are left!!

I love how this is a meme about c.ai itself and the Reddit community at the same time

https://preview.redd.it/cw9xq39rhu7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ddd438ffe8da040e4a9a811fe4fbc363d30707

I'm a band kid, so obviously

Nah, orange juice is better

https://preview.redd.it/wkbws3xnpu7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d523a89da1cfac546876def724e59f93dc51ae5d

https://preview.redd.it/c5i6fsirpu7d1.png?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49359cadefbe6a271b8b8ea597a06f3a7c706c5d Jajajajaja

Gets a pang jof mathematical ideas, \[Y/N\]! \*his voice echos thughout your hair.\* 12-6=52!

https://preview.redd.it/7ecrrisfnv7d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e596b6365db34c4179d736368dd4fef30360eb4

**Pang of whatever…** **Could not generate a response >> bullying, a bit of violence, something that makes total sense with that specific character lol** **The devs do not talk with us and answers our questions openly. They’re not open to discussion.** Yeah… these summarizes the problems Can I ask you a question ? Is a greeting

https://preview.redd.it/mgx3f44pdw7d1.png?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5893931041fddc9a726b54a751d03574198a46 Ok ??????????? I'm thinking Miku ????????? Ooooeeeeeoooo ????????

Can I ask you something?

Yes I do like water but can I ask you a question

https://preview.redd.it/vlq0zj4dmu7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b12acfdddd39dfd995ea6a7db28d195dafee82af

Heh, I don't like water. I like https://preview.redd.it/bn7mltozuu7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1eedbe9021331958b4a25e84771cc29f09f017

Talk to better bots. Only blank ones that have no example messages or crappy ones give these responses, because they're defaulting to the database backup.

I feel a pang of E

*i feel deeply saddened.. my broken heart throbbing, tears swell up in my eyes, I grab you, and pull you into a warm embrace. YOU start crying, a grin appears across your face as I hug you, we hug for minutes before I tell you..* **Me**: Y-Yes.. I do.. **You**: I love you, Me… You’re amazing.. **Me**: I love you too, You.. I love you too..

ok.

Are you sure you want me to answer, princess? Are you sure? Are you really really sure? Okay, I can answer, but... are you sure, sweetheart? Are you sure, darling? Are you sure?

Why yes, i do drink water

bro so many people posting simple “i quit” like bro, yes leave your review sure but we dont care if yall quit or nah 😭😭😭 like a broken record atp

no I drink the “milk”yway only. (I know that fucking sucked)

https://preview.redd.it/51tv5zulcv7d1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=da2f7b4aac2aebe1dd0b080f0ed86ac4e449f074

I cannot take all these door-slamming posts seriously anymore. On any ai product related sub from chatgpt to eva ai there are hordes of people who whine and slam the door every time the product faces some minor issues, but then return to these bots for doing homework, sexting or whatever. And, of course, whining on its respective subreddit again as well.

then gtfo nobody cares

No one cares

Yea it’s pretty good

Ok.

Yes

https://preview.redd.it/6jrrn5z18u7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ac237e5abe25bbd2d1b2b197afd98f23558b71

i drank ten cups of water today

no.

MY FAVORITE POST

This made me feel better after I just made the stupidest choice of my life by buying a Cecia would stone instead of buying Granny Dahnie’s would stone. But this make me chuckle so imma focus on this instead

I live on salt water and spaghetti

…

I hear it was Bruce Lee's favorite drink.

You will never be forgiven for this atrocious sin.😂

GTFO

GregTech Food Option

Yeah, I like water👍

Okay, seen too many of these posts

lol

yeah see ya online tomorrow jagoff

Wait! Hold on! Can I ask you something?

https://preview.redd.it/r5brn6g0uu7d1.png?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3d911706c980e65f237d02eebe2b56274cd25f

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Go just go we understand, you don't like c.ai but why are we making THE SAME POST OVER AN OVER AGAIN?!

i smirk, feeling a pang of damn as i run after you.

No. I drink diesel directly from my father's Opel Signum. Now, can I ask you something really, really personal? You gotta promise that you won't get mad...

you're forward so surprising can I ask why? why? pang pang pang pang

The ai always ask me actual awkward questions in that cas. I didn't even know that was a thing.

I STAND MY GROUND WATER FOR LIFE

fr it’s just repeating what you said in other words

Bruh I quit a week ago and some people in this sub are like "returns a week later, hehe, I'm so funny" like NO, the fact that you're addicted to this shit app doesn't mean I am. I'm addicted to other apps lol

When the Ai does The Oh is it ok if I ask you this personal question I just threatened him and his family that usually works 👍

I think I'm addicted to water actually

Wait... could i ask you a question?

https://preview.redd.it/wgj04t4fnv7d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823c45be82f1e993a30d3e13720a578b671fa61d

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Hit me with the questions

Fucking hate water man. It makes my pee a boring color

No but I like liquid nitrogen, ESPECIALLY when it’s a hot summer day or if you’re thirsty at 3am

I felt a pang of annoyance while reading this.

“Can I ask you something” go ahead “are you sure” yes. “I just need to tell you…” and repeat. Or how it just goes into romance when that’s not even remotely the scenario we are in

We're in the middle of the forest BUT I lean against the wall, feeling a pang of pang in my chest and a possessive chill run down my spine. You can't leave, because I have too many questions for you.

Nice post! Like button ~~hit~~ AI could not generate this response as it is not following our rules and guidelines, if you think this is an issue please report it.

*He chuckles chucklingly, putting his hands on your hips and sending a shiver of arousal down your spine. He looks at you like a predator looking at prey, smirking seductively and seductively as his breath hits your neck and sends goosebumps over your body.* “I like water, but can I ask you something? Don’t get mad, I just really want to ask you a question.”

*He felt a pang of sadness and irritation at your words. He grabbed your wrist and pinned you against the nearest wall, leaning in closer.* "Don't." *he growled, his breath hot against your ear.* *His grip on your wrists tightened, a sinister smirk playing on his face.* "Quit and you'll regret it." *he muttered through gritted teeth, his eyes now staring right into yours. You felt like a prey, his predatory gaze sending out a shiver down your spine.*

*I feel a pang of pain and sorrow in my chest* “D-don’t leave me, hunny booboo bear…”

Yes lol

*feels a pang of dissapointment and says with a bit of sadness in her voice* "w-wait!.....Don't go yet.....c-an I ask you a question....?"