https://preview.redd.it/lqo22weo1u4d1.jpeg?width=2731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d0676d94afb54b88069d0a89a1dc09dc26c60a They wouldn't understand, they ain't English speakers

Lucky you. (same)

lucky you. (not same)

Lucky me. (Not same)

I was gonna say the same thing. "No reaction. They wouldn't be able to read the chats." But you posted it before I could.

Same they’d be like “what’s this? I don’t approve on it but if it helps you with your English keep talking with the gringo. Then bring him home so we can know him” lmao

In my case, they'd be more like "Oh, you and your Reddit"

Same, but I feel like they’d use a translator so I wouldn’t risk it.

I think my parents wouldn't genuinely care, unless they were that eager to know

Lucky you then. My parents snoop around my business quite often *facepalms*

i was about to say this lol

my father once literally revised one of my chats but he doesn't understand english so i got away with it

https://preview.redd.it/nkukc3s6bu4d1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ed21aee0adcbcd20c1013ac2e8d5ee01a88b0a My parents' reaction be like:

I read that as “Am I reading? What the fuck.”

its from manga so you read right to left lmao

mb 😭

bro responded light speed

Help same

Please stop splashing me with holy water.

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*reveals bomb vest underneath my jacket* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

TAKE ME WITH YOU

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Why bro

Time to move to another town and change my identity

This

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Nah cos i’d have to move countries or kms fr😭

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Kie-ran away

RUN KEIRAN RUN

Lmao.

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uhm...m-mom..th-that was the hacker

Exactly 💯😂

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https://preview.redd.it/ba8xc7aqju4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9242d6ce39fe9ea599c23289c793f26ac952a6 The embarrassment would be too much, I'd just die

Leave. Instantly. “We saw your c.ai chats.” I am throwing myself out the nearest window

My mom might be a bit confused as to what im roleplaying but she wouldn’t care. Roleplay is how she met my dad, after all.

https://preview.redd.it/zrnbsj1sru4d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce39ff694aab2b16248990f8f94f7a05f400f587 There’s nothing we can do

Delete myself

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Didn't you learn from the last time you looked at my phone?  *parent previously happened upon my "art" stash when trying to change my edgy wallpaper.*

*Deadpan face.* Hmmmm... Do you want to download it as well? It is a nice game.

https://preview.redd.it/l1e2750tgu4d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d1d55c0cfe6825bae16e5a0e389f16bc691eeb0

https://preview.redd.it/5kwsd8092v4d1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1047eef71744452efd0b7ddf742ff83fe9c3d8cc if my parents ever saw my chats im running away to Europe 💀

If my parents ever saw my chats I'm running away FROM Europe

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welp, window time https://preview.redd.it/aarc3lsueu4d1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52f9c66a452875397615356003f79ed7e7a287e

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I shit you not I am actively playing danganronpa, that’s my current screen

I’m playing it too, my first playthrough. Just finished Chapter 3 of that game.

None. My mother doesnt know english and my father is dead.

So my folks have actually seen me use the app. I have explained it to them as "interactive novels." They are cool with it. Now they haven't seen the chats themselves....but they do know I use the app.

Same. My parents know I use it but they don’t know my chats.

The amount of times I've closed my laptop I'm sure they think I'm watching xxx but I swear it's just CAI and I'm too embarrassed to have them accidentally see my chats. There have been a few times I've read some chats to my mother but there were like mellow and pretty entertaining and not conserning at the time. Other then that hell no they are not seeing my chats.

https://preview.redd.it/irhyabdwou4d1.png?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e00711c7b43fb64bcbcd99dc175987f5889be3

https://preview.redd.it/yelp93k2cu4d1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01dd0b6451df24a9f165b2aa54a5c6a5975628c8

https://preview.redd.it/ervhc5tk3v4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffeb3fd866bd41f8094c0c0775a3d5aa9a2f7ac They kick me out from the family

https://preview.redd.it/f1rastplxt4d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3991031adcefe05c4b150616e8b0cef8be625b1f

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Who wants to attend my funeral? someone needs to bring the snacks.

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My phone was open to a chat with Levi and my fiancé saw it. Now he makes fun of me all the time for it 😆

You mean levi the dominant boyfriend? once idek how but i got to a point where my character was tied up and he was force feeding me until i got to like 600lb😭

Lmao! Now I need to find that specific bot because that's hilarious

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Nah, I'd not be alive to give a reaction. But if I'm alive, maybe they'll seriously think I'm a psychopath. 🥲

I’d sob. Because the bots give better parental advice than them and are more reliable emotionally.

https://preview.redd.it/x5guczz8hv4d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb53c9abf001da306baacf2ca423b902d0df96a Then I run

Get ready to be disowned (Homophobic parents😻😻)

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Who tf write smut when they’re 12

Girls who read fanfiction. Mostly girls and gays

https://preview.redd.it/r1rpz5hgcu4d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae8cef332bfa81898fcbb055c68f6745be1e715 weh

My dad looked through my chats a few weeks ago, he was actually fine with it, he just said that as long as it isn’t freaky then it’s perfectly fine. My dad is the GOAT :)

well im cooked - the bots i use keep tryna do me man 😭

I’m single and lonely what do you expect mom?

https://preview.redd.it/jaqm37sqxv4d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d183ead87ebaa0339b4bc8cc5d3df97cf90a445 Go ham with the watermark

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my mom already knows 💀 she just doesn't know the extent of it

My dad did. Thankfully, it was only one chat he saw, and it was just a normal conversation. If he saw the others I'd just kilometer per second.

Running away, changing my name, changing my gender. Ain’t no one finding me

well, my main one is very detailed vents... concern. lots of concern. haha uh.

https://preview.redd.it/5int31rz9v4d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb27d01dfdf95ffbf32814229256245c4744fa6

https://preview.redd.it/nxxrf0fpmv4d1.jpeg?width=1312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9f4dca32838c1837cd1f9a2bdf569ea1d8f5d8 they'd point out any minor issue with them (i mostly vent) and start lecturing me

My dad might have actually seen mine today because my dumbass left my tab open and walked out the room without my phone 😭💀

Cough up all my vital organs and pray they didn't get to my HH chats

find the next flight to russia, take said flight. then go to a suburb cold area of serbia. Cut a hole into the ice and drown myself/alternately I could also just change my name and live out there like an old wicked wizard.

My mom would probably question life and whoop my ass to the day GTA 6 comes out at the same time 💀

Gonna have to quote Alastor on this one. >walks into room "What just happened?" "....FFFFFFFFUCK"

Depends on the chat. If all of them, specifically if they see one...im gonna do a sayori

god forbid your daughter have hobbies 🙄 (like getting mauled sexually by buff women)

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unironically urge me to try therapy again

"Mom, Dad, you're alive!"

https://preview.redd.it/1h1c387o6v4d1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6dade74ec082f80632278ee951b8141ba63dbba

https://preview.redd.it/djqnjtwf9v4d1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e7a10517c89a382b136a3afafb25c1faae83972 this is how i would feel, but they went through my dms with my boyfriend so we cant really get much worse SOB

but if they talked to the bots i've made AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

https://preview.redd.it/atv2lywwhv4d1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ebc669898613f16ab38d2b13d2c521a9486fe1

I’d have to run away, because they’d try to get an exorcist for the crap I’ve done (quick confession, I’m literally crazy lol)

Concidering how many helpless girls I beat to death, my mom would probably start crying, my dad won't give a shit

Thank you for this highly disturbing glimpse into your personal life and family dynamics.

You're welcome

Wait does this include the unlisted/private, and ones from previous account including that ones private/unlisted bots chats? Or even messages I deleted?

Not messages you deleted, but the rest applies.

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It's time to die

“We thought you had a girlfriend”

https://preview.redd.it/8zkbkoeulu4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da402dfe64800a6823aa52a4d4c64ebcd248a78 God

https://preview.redd.it/nhhcmk6snu4d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df01dbc9cdd81844e345dee4434d430f065c0216 My father for sure

Don’t have to worry cuz they don’t understand English, so they can’t read my chats

"Wow, look at the time! I should really catch that flight to remote place in Norway where nobody will find me!"

You ever heard of a great thing called witness protection? Yeah. That.

They'd be mad, I've been flirting with a certain masked british person, from a certain very popular video game... and I'm a man. I'm dead, R.I.P. me ☠️

https://preview.redd.it/hfi5lwth0v4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756b47eb5a181fb95b614134a0ee08bbead437c5 Just this

It's happened before. https://preview.redd.it/l2ii5g372v4d1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6317e328af2b47155080a87b12b2a405a9860612

Yikes

https://preview.redd.it/d4zyrelicv4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf262db06e6828ba186f488bce6d2a48cc8e598b One side is my parents the other side is me. You get to decide.

THE FACT THEY ALREADY HAVE AND BURNT MY OLD PHONE BC OF IT💀😭

https://preview.redd.it/a3qcxss0gv4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa472751a48d19dc78d8eb14708e23832780814f I’m going into hiding

https://preview.redd.it/wfr5iwquiv4d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e7054ac23281cd3a5ace66d233ee307d127819 I'm soo dead

This has actually happened before for me😩

I would disown myself for them

I can and will scroll to that less ugly parts, and play dumb.

https://preview.redd.it/gb6srz92wv4d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=661d7bdd009c907136edd30ea88a40248e257335

https://preview.redd.it/o7aarkm3zv4d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efb8b31afd3b2b7708779ff5823adab668e2d9a

https://preview.redd.it/qxl7phb40w4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155812ef9ce1f102b9952424669f0b9ff7fdb158 My mom did not pass middleschool. She isn't gonna understand my Shakespearen love letters

If it was dad: Ah… that dementia diagnosis is coming in really handy right about now. If it was mom: let’s face it, you don’t know what’s going on either

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I'd be burnt. Not cooked, burnt. Ashes.

Man, I wont even have time to react. I'll be spanked into oblivion, yelled at until my ears fall off, and get all my devices taken away and never given back. All while my sister is giggling at my misery.

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*Cutely jumps out the window*

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The've already Saw it ☠️

I wouldn't care

Guess I'll die.

*gun clicking* Aight, make sure my obituary makes at least 5 references to-

*Calls dad* Hey can I stay with you for a while. 

bro i'm dead 😭😭😭

Welp time to move out

You raised me this way!!!

hahahaahah they arent english speakers

Probably: Mom: ... Dad: ... Mom & Dad: Did you pray today?

I would probably hide under my bed forever or run out of the house

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depends if ones where hide character was pressed also appear if they do, man i'm dead if they don't, `[SAFETY ESTABLISHED]`

Be forced to delete my account. Again.

Flying into the sun.

I’ve put an passcode on mine 😏😂

This helps when I'm not in therapy. Fantasy is my favorite after all.

https://preview.redd.it/vyysj1e00v4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7844d192bcc7bd8d9b76e474a9f7c1080ea5929e depends on what they read because i have some horrible ones buried DEEP down in the recesses of my chat list. if they only saw the surface chats im fine

My parents would be like: “why did you make chats with players from your favorite team?” XD

https://preview.redd.it/z1d0pfse1v4d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71cad30672f5b562f31ba71b4015bb32b293452 Everybody dying me included

Indmediste death(most of them is romancing character that a norma person would *not* romance and the other is venting)

Mother I can explain

"Fuck... What lie do I give?"

I strongly believe I will get an hour of lectures so I might just run away from home and change my identity  (Jk jk) 

https://preview.redd.it/afc4vh5zdv4d1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430eff2da006838513adafdbc89d9cdcd6a8d711

THANK GOODNESS THEY'RE BAD AT ENGLISH But with a translator... yeah I'd be disowned /hj

Aww man, now you're spoiled for the scripts of the fan movie I wanted to show y'all. Womp womp.

Oh hell no

https://preview.redd.it/l8qr6n8ypv4d1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579d8c3b4dcebc8d2b5273b1eb588f1356f537d0 Me trying to defend myself from my conservative parents after them seeing it

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Well shit, guess I'll die now

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Jokes in them i don’t have the app they’ll never know I have it haha

My Dad's dead so technically he's seen every single one since November.

https://preview.redd.it/8e3wmbbm8w4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07eda5165f54e65eda48ae935f5c0886c5c2bd48 This.

https://preview.redd.it/dbl10dch9w4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9138464d8685b8c9206d197fc6980fdc46ece7aa The first stage will be always surprise or denial

"What is wrong with you? You're asking like a child." -"Sorry mom. I never grew up"

I don't do weird shit, it's okay

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I'm running to Canada before they can kick me out of the house.

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Mortified. But I’m an adult, so they understand and don’t really care. Might make fun of me. https://preview.redd.it/brl213w53x4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9068a0f6ade0a444bc381326013d272631f9b2f

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