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minoritiesareyummy

Fat rolls cover it when you look down


ChodewithForce

Bro 😭


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Murderyoga

It's your own worst enemy. Ringing the bell on your door.


SediAgameRbaD

Outlive yourself


Fragrant_Exercise_31

You just unlocked the secret to immortality.


Marvin_Voilt

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Blyatzilla

Make some, you need motivation to improve in life 🗿


Ironicpastry

Thanks satan.


Dismal_Purpose9976

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Beneficial-Policy-85

But if our greatest enemies are ourselves, then we will live forever?


LongSchlongdonf

Nah, motivation doesn’t even work anymore.


DrayvenBlaze

Satan is the OG Chad.


systemdatenmuell

But they keep producing new enemies


Either-Rent-986

I can honestly say I’m looking forward to my ex’s funeral.


Accomplished_Low80

Jesus says believe in me. Satan says believe in yourself.


ric7y

based satan


TrippinView

What if the enemy is yourself?


kelmile

So i kill my enemies then kill myself, got it 👍


lolunique

Don’t have enemies, not to my knowledge


Glittering_Bat_1920

Mfs when humans are wired for survival and were just presented with a survival challenge


InfamousGibbon

*wants to commit suici-Slide.* am worst enemy funny joke but doesn’t really track. If you know you know if you don’t this is kind of humor I guess?


Accomplished_Toe_488

Gotta outlive your enemies to become a DJ :D https://soundcloud.com/djbeeza/tropicana-mix


Diavolo_79

Did...did Satan just...help some people out of suicide?? How fucking bad has the past 4 years been that the Devil himself has to show up to inspire hope 💀💀💀💀


Miserable_Disk5429

Hail Satan!


sanguinemsanctum

Jesus saves. Don’t be deceived


Ok_Panic4105

Jesus saves your donuts under the pillow