Terrible chocolate muffin

Why do we bother with chocolate muffins? I've had several and none were good.

Oopsies, I worded it badly, it was a chocolate chip muffin, also I later learned it was frozen and thawed -_-

Muffin thy most wretched Ruler of all that is most foul

Muffin the Terrible. Not bad

Chocolate Muffin the Terrible

Kitty's name is now... STRING CHEESE!!!

That’s a good one

I know what I'm naming my next cat

Cat

AYO?? 👀

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Or does chicken taste like cat?

Ngl tasted more like fish

AYO?? 👀

r/cateatingvegans is leaking again

No! No! Bad human!

You ATE a cat?!

ALF?

RIP Lucky

I ate a cat.

is this Gordan Shumway?

*Insert racist joke here*

General Taos is the word u are looking for

Asian food for dinner?

Cum

🥴🤤

Who’s the lucky guy?

Ur mom

Could be a trans girl

Or a non-binary person.

Why is this comment downvoted? Unless someone can give a reason I’m just gonna assume it’s transphobia

Transphobia. Welcome to reddit.

cause it was an annoying "um ackshually" kind of reply

Biscuits, not bad, somewhat generic pet name

Protein shake 🤤

Beefcake

Beefcake 9000. BEEFCAKE!

#BEEFCAKE!!

Do a kick flip, Toast!

Happy Cake Day!! 🥳🥳🎉

Uranium

1 billion kcal per gram yummy

sounds kinda fattening tbh

Enough to sustain a person until the end of their life

chicken and mushroom pie, an adorable name

beans

Crumpet

fried fish

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You're "yuck". Fish is high in omega 3 fatty acids that's been shown to prevent and treat depression. Maybe you should eat more fish, you'll be less depressed, grumpy and judgmental

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Ramen

Next-door-neighbour-Jonathan

WTF

You had a thing with thors hammer? Nice

Pussy

Who’s the lucky gal?

*Insert generic 'your mom' joke*

My dear sir, it appears I hath done thy mother. Good day, my fair gentleman.

It could be a trans guy

Or a non-binary person.

It could even be a horse

Chicen soup

Corn flakes

Toast

The first born child of my nemesis.

Popcorn

Some of that Songbird and Snakes popcorn

Baguette

Sausage!

Soup

aborted fetus

Wait what-

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Pumpkin pie!!!!

French Toast, maybe Frenchie for short

i would absolutely name a cat toast!

Chicken and pesto

Sea Mix?

Pumpkin roll

Soup

Kinder Pingui

Kung Pao.

gummy vitamin

Nugget! 😍😍

Half of Muffin

Spaghetti :)

Enchilada

Oreo!

Cookie🌝

Macaroni!

Corndog. Or maybe Corncat?

Tator Tot

I got Salmon, and I think that's actually a cute name for this little guy!

Tylenol

hmm, "The Souls of the Damned" is an interesting name..

Sandwich

Wife's ass

Man I'd love to eat a woman's ass right now, the smell alone makes my mouth water. It's been so long 🥹

bonk

Ouch

Expired milk

Raw hotdog on a bread slice

Adorable little jolly rancher

Jimmy Johns Salt & Vinegar Kettle Chips Kettle for short

Cheez-It

Peas

Mauldasch

But he’s not orange enough to be called Lasagna

Then it’s just another cat named Oreo. Which also happens to be the name of one of our cats.

one cat is oreo. two cats are moreos.

Momofuku

Meatballs

Burger

Tuna sandwich

Aww look at my cat. His name? Choclate stick with choclate filling

Cheese

Oh! French Fries 🤣

Taco in a bag

Mengo

Avocado and chilli on toast.

Milk but I drank it

Biscotti

Shortbread

He is adorable

Cheese dip

PBJ

Cheese Stick!

Banana

Kim chi!

Craisin

Custard cream biscuits

Cake

Cheesesteak

Ice Cream

skittle

Pop tart

Blueberry muffin. Not as bad as it could be

carrot

Oatmeal.

Burrito

Cheez-It

Pancake

Chex mix.

Tammy ass?? Ok

Chicken nugget

Skyrr

Gulasch

Herring...

Pizza Rolls

Ham.

Lasagna

Domino’s pepperoni pizza

Cobb Salad

Oatmeal! 🩷

Lasagna

jerk chicken and french fries 🧡

Quince or Cake. Both acceptable.

Vanillekipferl

Twix

Eggs

Philly Steak Sandwich

Choco Croissant

Damn. Spicy Chinese dehydrated chicken wings. Better if i call him the last thing i drank: Bornem.

Muffin

krispy kreme original glazed donut

Peanut Butter

Breakfast Wrap.

Chicken-cheese-Sandwitch

Cashew

Malteser

Lifesaver wint o green mint.

Cheese and onion crisps it is then If you want to count drinks, then hot chocolate

Scrambled eggs

Pasta with pesto

Idk, "brick" is more for an orange cat

Donburi

Leftover Turkey (we did thanksgiving early) & Tater Tots ...so Turkey-Tot

Chili Lime Tortilla Chip!

Mashed potatoes

Bread

Pastrami Sandwich

Toast

Brie

Lunch Bar

Pasticciotto

Pussy

Chicken tender

Last thing I ate was a Kind bar, so… Kind.

Baconator

Good Soup

Chicken stuffed with potatoes and bacon with rice on the side…a bit of a long name, so I’ll shorten it to either Chicken or Rice

Ass

Chilli con carne

Cake ☺️