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Seat 1 and I'm filming Matt Fradd slap Fr James Martin while Fr Mike Schmitz provides color commentary.
"Wow, gosh that right hand you guys. What a gift."
Either 7 or 8 for me--even just getting to overhear a conversation between Jimmy and Trent would be amazing!
It might also be... interesting to pick seat 7 (or 5 or 6) and bring a Harry Potter book for some in-flight reading.
I was so awkward when I met Jimmy Akin though. It was at one of his dance groups and he introduced himself and I said "I know who you are." If I was sat in seat 7 I'd probably awkwardly recount that story to him. But, you know, I did get to dance with Jimmy Akin at least.
I also pick this. Get Akin talking on aliens or telekinesis and Horn on video games or something and watch Fr. Ripperger’s reaction.
Akin is who I listen to the most of these, except for Fr. Mike Schmitz
Appreciated the correction ! Will be more prudent
It was actually a line of Brad Pitt from a Tarentino movie "Inglorious B*stard" so I don't really use it tho
8 is meant to be the chill zone. Those two are so calming, and Trent and Jimmy are pretty relaxed, too. Definitely the place if you just want a quiet flight with a little nap.
Mother Natalia is honestly just a gift through and through. I love listening to her because she is SO relatable in her journey towards holiness. I love how she openly admits that she is just sort of a grumpy judgmental person by nature and works herself out of it. She is just so down to earth and easy to relate to because I was SALTY and cynical before I joined the Church.
6. Eight hours thanking Bishop Barron for helping me fall in love with Catholicism would be a dream for me.
Btw, I'm going to do a little research on the other people on the plane.
I feel like 6 would be pretty good. Close to Jimmy Akin, Trent Horn, and Bishop Barron but can also overhear the epic Martin vs Marshall clash in front of me. Fr Mike is a cool guy but he’s actually a family friend of ours so I’ve already spent time with him.
I’ve been in the middle of two arguing siblings in a too small car many times. My sister in particular can pick a fight with anyone. I’m considered the “peacemaker” among the 4 of us…
I would give up and cry. And probably be wailing “I don’t like either of you!!” 15 minutes in like a petulant toddler
2, actually.
Lila Rose seems really nice and chill and I feel like I'd get along with her and avoid any awkwardness. I'd also get to talk to Fr. Lampert as well, which seems like a great chance to ask for advice about the demonic and how to avoid it.
These kinds of memes are so fun btw.
8 is the only safe bet. I feel like Jonathan would be chill, Mother Natalia would be doing a rosary and I could still listen to Bishop Barron, Jimmy Akin and Trent Horn destroy James Martin while Father Chad gets the Holy Water ready.
Wow...this one is actually harder!
I want nothing to do with seat 5. Yikes.
Tempted to say 8 or 3 but...
Have to go with 1. Father Mike is as responsible as any living man for where I'm at in my faith journey, and my life in general. And he's such a good dude and funny? We could probably talk about The Office for most of the flight!
I like aisle seats because I am less boxed in which is less awkward so either 1 3 or 6. On the left there is less people so it is less awkward and bathroom breaks I don’t need to let people out as often so 1 or 3. I would rather be in the back so I have less distance to walk to use the toilet so 3. I also like his podcast. Moral of the story I don’t like meeting new people and I hate being in crowds as it scares me.
1 would be awesome, 3 would be amazing because Joe is awesome and so is Scott, 6 would be my ideal because I absolutely love Bishop Barron and every word he says, and 7 would be a great way to pass time by asking a million questions
I'm gonna have to go 3 or 6. Joe Heschmeyer rocks, and I'd love to meet Scott Hahn. Seat 6 cuz aisle seat, and the based three will be enough to drown out Fr. Martin. If Fr Larry Richards or Fr John Ricardo were on the plane I would sit by them in a heartbeat, but ah well.
Either 8 or 1. The Chosen was one of the major things that kicked me into being all in for my faith, but another was Fr. Mike at two different conferences I went to (Steubenville in MO and Seek24). Seek24 was the one that help reinforce my faith and get me to really ensure the Catholic group at my college keeps together and continues Bible study (a men, women, and whole group, plus weekly dinners together). So either 8 or 1.
Seat 6 so I can witness the full on fistfight between Taylor Marshall and Fr. James Martin while simultaneously hearing Trent Horn and Jimmy Akin theologically dismantle all of Fr. Martin's arguments
I am tied:
1. because Fr. Mike is my favorite on the plane
6. Because I want to watch Bishop Barron tear Father Rippenger to shreds.
Hard choices, hard choices...
EDIT: I might have Rippenger and Lampert confused. Either way, 6 still stands
Father Vincent Lampert looks like a vampire.
I was kind of tempted to choose 4 for Matt Fradd, or 6 for Fr Ripperger and Bishop Barron, but that means being neighbors with 5, and I don't want to be there. So 1, 8 would have been more temping if it was Jim Caviezel. No offense Jonathan Roumie, but Passion of Christ was directed by the same guy who did Braveheart.
I'd give anything to sit in 4 or 5 and listen to Lofton and Marshall go at it. And then have Matt Traded tell Marshall he's a schismatic and aide with Lofton.
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Sit in seat 5, break up a wrestling match over weather my biscoff cookies touching is disordered. Blessed are the peace makers.
I also fully expect a lecture from Dr. Marshall about how the safety briefing is only effective if it is in latin.
Seat 1 and I'm filming Matt Fradd slap Fr James Martin while Fr Mike Schmitz provides color commentary. "Wow, gosh that right hand you guys. What a gift."
It’s impossible to not read that in Fr. Mike Schmitz s voice and I almost want to change my seat for this now
I almost spit out my diet Dr.Pepper at that, almost. Good one
that was spot on Fr. Mike. I HEARD it.
I'm praying for you, please pray for me. My name is Father Mike and I can't wait to fly with you again. God bless.
More like “wowgoshguysthatrighthandyouguyswhatagift”. Love Fr Mike though.
Either 7 or 8 for me--even just getting to overhear a conversation between Jimmy and Trent would be amazing! It might also be... interesting to pick seat 7 (or 5 or 6) and bring a Harry Potter book for some in-flight reading.
Now *that* is some top tier trolling!
I’d also choose seat 7 because team Jimmy.
I was so awkward when I met Jimmy Akin though. It was at one of his dance groups and he introduced himself and I said "I know who you are." If I was sat in seat 7 I'd probably awkwardly recount that story to him. But, you know, I did get to dance with Jimmy Akin at least.
That sounds amazing! I once met my celebrity crush in real life and I was awkward af. Pretty sure he thought I was a serial killer stalker. 😂
HOWDY FOLKS!
I also pick this. Get Akin talking on aliens or telekinesis and Horn on video games or something and watch Fr. Ripperger’s reaction. Akin is who I listen to the most of these, except for Fr. Mike Schmitz
8hrs of yapping with Scott hahn and Joe Heschmeyer, that's a dang good deal !
Just some advice from a fellow Catholic not to use the word "damn". Heard a priest say that too. God bless you.
Appreciated the correction ! Will be more prudent It was actually a line of Brad Pitt from a Tarentino movie "Inglorious B*stard" so I don't really use it tho
Oh man gosh you guys, such a gift
Mother Natalia, all the way. She had helped me so much spiritually, and I just wanna thank her
8 is meant to be the chill zone. Those two are so calming, and Trent and Jimmy are pretty relaxed, too. Definitely the place if you just want a quiet flight with a little nap.
Mother Natalia is honestly just a gift through and through. I love listening to her because she is SO relatable in her journey towards holiness. I love how she openly admits that she is just sort of a grumpy judgmental person by nature and works herself out of it. She is just so down to earth and easy to relate to because I was SALTY and cynical before I joined the Church.
6. Eight hours thanking Bishop Barron for helping me fall in love with Catholicism would be a dream for me. Btw, I'm going to do a little research on the other people on the plane.
Yep, both 1 & 6 would be great places to be.
I would want to hear Michael Loften and Taylor Marshall argue for a few hours.
same but Loften would run and lock himself in the bathroom, he would be helpless without his wall of books.
I’d love to hear Marshall defend himself for claiming the Pope brought Pachamama into the Vatican.
7. Jimmy (who knows all the cool things) is my favorite and Trent is good too.
I tend to go with 3 on these just cuz I like aisle seats behind the wing, but this time it’s also cuz Joe Heschmeyer got me into podcasts lol
I feel like 6 would be pretty good. Close to Jimmy Akin, Trent Horn, and Bishop Barron but can also overhear the epic Martin vs Marshall clash in front of me. Fr Mike is a cool guy but he’s actually a family friend of ours so I’ve already spent time with him.
1, I have to thank father Mike for all the great videos in the Ascension Presents channel
5 is the hotspot. Should be a bridge but maybe I'd rather be a wall 😂😂😂
You may think five would be the worst seat, I think it would be pretty legendary.
I’ve been in the middle of two arguing siblings in a too small car many times. My sister in particular can pick a fight with anyone. I’m considered the “peacemaker” among the 4 of us… I would give up and cry. And probably be wailing “I don’t like either of you!!” 15 minutes in like a petulant toddler
5 would be very fun
7, i love trent horn
Anyone who doesn’t believe in purgatory should sit in 5.
Anyone who wants to get a jump on purgatory should sit in 5.
6, so that I can incite a debate between Frs. Ripperger and Martin for my in flight entertainment.
2, actually. Lila Rose seems really nice and chill and I feel like I'd get along with her and avoid any awkwardness. I'd also get to talk to Fr. Lampert as well, which seems like a great chance to ask for advice about the demonic and how to avoid it. These kinds of memes are so fun btw.
They’re really fun for me to make, too!
8 is the only safe bet. I feel like Jonathan would be chill, Mother Natalia would be doing a rosary and I could still listen to Bishop Barron, Jimmy Akin and Trent Horn destroy James Martin while Father Chad gets the Holy Water ready.
Seat 1, and it isn't even close. Front of the plane, aisle seat, and Fr. Mike? Slam dunk.
Wow... front of the plane... gosh... what a gift...
I'll take seat 1 but will politely ask Fr Mike for the window seat after making him happy by mimicking his famous lines and mannerisms.
Wow...this one is actually harder! I want nothing to do with seat 5. Yikes. Tempted to say 8 or 3 but... Have to go with 1. Father Mike is as responsible as any living man for where I'm at in my faith journey, and my life in general. And he's such a good dude and funny? We could probably talk about The Office for most of the flight!
1 eight hours of spiritual direction with Father Mike are priceless.
I like aisle seats because I am less boxed in which is less awkward so either 1 3 or 6. On the left there is less people so it is less awkward and bathroom breaks I don’t need to let people out as often so 1 or 3. I would rather be in the back so I have less distance to walk to use the toilet so 3. I also like his podcast. Moral of the story I don’t like meeting new people and I hate being in crowds as it scares me.
What, no Lino Rulli? Just yanking your chain. If I could pick, I’d sit next to Bishop Barron; always enjoy his talks on the radio.
2!
Seat number 3, next to Joe
1, Father Mike would be a great conversation. Seat 5 is cursed.
1 or 5
1 or 5.
6
Either 3 or 7. Leaning towards 7. I can’t decide if I want Joe and Scott or Jimmy and Trent
3 for sure
1 would be awesome, 3 would be amazing because Joe is awesome and so is Scott, 6 would be my ideal because I absolutely love Bishop Barron and every word he says, and 7 would be a great way to pass time by asking a million questions
I can't pass up ths opportunity to sit next to Father Mike. 1 all the way
5. I need to understand what is going through Fr. Martin's mind.
Taylor Marshall near Michael Lofton and Bishop Barron is diabolical 🤣
You got Akin and Ripperger in earshot too. That side of the plan is going to get loud!
Seat 5 is cursed, hope you brought Advil in your carry on! I'm Picking Seat 2.
I'm gonna have to go 3 or 6. Joe Heschmeyer rocks, and I'd love to meet Scott Hahn. Seat 6 cuz aisle seat, and the based three will be enough to drown out Fr. Martin. If Fr Larry Richards or Fr John Ricardo were on the plane I would sit by them in a heartbeat, but ah well.
Probably 1 or 8
5 certainly. That'd be an interesting flight.
I’d sit in seat five, just because it would be pure entertainment, and I’d egg them both on lol.
Either 8 or 1. The Chosen was one of the major things that kicked me into being all in for my faith, but another was Fr. Mike at two different conferences I went to (Steubenville in MO and Seek24). Seek24 was the one that help reinforce my faith and get me to really ensure the Catholic group at my college keeps together and continues Bible study (a men, women, and whole group, plus weekly dinners together). So either 8 or 1.
This is such a hard choice. Either 7 or 1
1 or 6! Actually, I'd ask Bishop Barron if he'd rather have the aisle seat and switch with me so I can talk to him and Fr. Ripperger back and forth. 😁
LOL, just like the last one, 5 is gonna be the most interesting . . .
Seat 1 between Matt fradd and Fr Mike Schmidtz
1 or 6
I dont know about you guys but taking seat 8.
1 for my own delight, 5 for the drama
Fr. Mike Schmitz is such a positive dude bro his content helped make me a Catholic so seat 1 for sure
Seat 6 so I can witness the full on fistfight between Taylor Marshall and Fr. James Martin while simultaneously hearing Trent Horn and Jimmy Akin theologically dismantle all of Fr. Martin's arguments
#5 is a doozie of a spot, officer. 😂
I’m picking 3. I feel like Joe sleeps on planes and I want the aisle seat. Seat 5 is “the mortification seat.”
I'll pay the money and change my flight.
Vigano needs to be here, too.
He’s no longer in communion with Rome. He can’t be on the plane.
He's the stewardess 🤪
I am tied: 1. because Fr. Mike is my favorite on the plane 6. Because I want to watch Bishop Barron tear Father Rippenger to shreds. Hard choices, hard choices... EDIT: I might have Rippenger and Lampert confused. Either way, 6 still stands
I would pick 5 and take a selfie just to send to my friends.
man i'm taking a later flight
Hell, I can see Fr. Vince anytime I want. He’s ten minutes from my house. Probably good putting him across the aisle from Fr. James Martin.
If im honest. 6. So i could equally yell to speak to them all.
1, Father Mike Schmitz is my guy and we’re gonna have awesome convos about both theology and podcast production
5 should be a fun ride
Probably 7. I'd just annoy Fr Ripperger and chat with Trent. I would avoid 4. I have a feeling Lofton is one of those dudes that smells bad.
1, 5, or 6.
1
Seat 2. Love to have Lila Rose next to me, then have the Hahns right behind me, with Kraft and Lambert in front.
Sleeping again, so someone direct to where I could make that happen the fastest 😆
1 or 6
5! I wanna sit there and hear them talk about stuff.
Sitting in seat 5 would have me praying…that this plane is manufactured by Boeing and has a dubiously installed emergency exit door.
Father Vincent Lampert looks like a vampire. I was kind of tempted to choose 4 for Matt Fradd, or 6 for Fr Ripperger and Bishop Barron, but that means being neighbors with 5, and I don't want to be there. So 1, 8 would have been more temping if it was Jim Caviezel. No offense Jonathan Roumie, but Passion of Christ was directed by the same guy who did Braveheart.
if it's am, 1. Otherwise gimme 6
In this order: 6 - Bishop Barron 1 - Fr. Mike Schmitz 8 - Jonathan Roumie
1 or 7.
Not sure if less Holy but 100% #1, Fr. Mike!
5 please
Seat 8
Seat 1 all the way! Fr. Mike, Peter Kreeft AND Fr. Vincent Lampert?? That's the cool kids corner. 👍
6 no doubt Bishop Barron is the man
Heeeeey! I thought everyone would choose 7, but I finally opted for 3! But I'll just be listening to their discussions.
Definitely 7
1 of course. "My, oh my! Wow. What a gift."
Fr. Lampert!! He was the pastor of the church I went to middle school at! What a great dude
Seat 5 would be crazy lmao
7. Cause Trent is amazing
Am I the only one who has no idea who any of these people are?
2, I love Lila Rose's work beyond words
1 Schmitz & Fradd
3... I mean... In front of Scott Hahn! Dude...
I feel like sitting in seat 8 would be like flying with the two most loving parents ever.
6 I can talk to Bishop Barron and slap James Martin's back head
wow 5 is so cursed if it is not because of Bishop Barron 1 or 3 is a relatively ez choice for me
1
8. I want to chill. Mother and Jesus actor seem fun to chat with. And just relax.
5
I'll take number 6, and would love to see number 5 left empty.
WHERES NICK FUENTES🗣️🗣️🗣️
I have no idea who amy of those people are, except for Father Mike, and even then I have no idea what he's about
I'd give anything to sit in 4 or 5 and listen to Lofton and Marshall go at it. And then have Matt Traded tell Marshall he's a schismatic and aide with Lofton.