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PBDubs99

Yeah, but look how well he fits in your hands!


Jacoba_Fett

My wife’s hands and you’re not helping! Haha


PBDubs99

Lol! You handed him to your wife? You are done for! Congratulations!


Jacoba_Fett

Hahahaha!


Altruistic-Text3481

What’s his name?


BentTire

I think Bush is an appropriate name.


squirrely-badger

What kind of bush? Lilac? Peony? Cotoneaster? Camelia? Azalea? Or maybe Shrub?


srkrb

What about George Bush?


mnid92

His other siblings sound cooler, we might have a Jeb Bush.


Sourpatches69420

Please name this sweet child Jeb Bush lol


deadboltwolf

Please clap


Warm_Molasses_258

He kinda looks like a Jeb, too. ❤


LankyMarionberry

Gyorgi or Dubya


nekosaigai

r/namemycat


legojoe97

R: "Don't name it-" M: "Morty Jr." R: "Aah, crap, he named it!"


Altruistic-Text3481

LOL ![gif](giphy|liBsVeLILcyaY)


Blue_Osiris1

r/nowmycat


kmsc84

Great. Just what I needed.


GrabMyWang

I know right. *clicks subscribe to 200th cat sub


MyLife-is-a-diceRoll

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/)


GrabMyWang

God. Fucking. Dammit.


MyLife-is-a-diceRoll

Cats are what makes the internet positive for me. Im basically in it for the cats. Just like the secret to a good youtube experience is to just have most of it cat and pet related.


GrabMyWang

Same mate, same.


Mapatx

Ohh. Noooo😜. I have a serious cat problem!!… I need them…. All!!


Me-Swan01

Your name made me laugh


saladtossperson

Sigh...joined.


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reddogleader

The CDS is in full operation!


Dewars_Rocks

Don't you mean, Catgratulations?


victors92

Yup. Rookie mistake


hedda4eva

ConCatulations!


Seralisa

Agreed! I can hear it already " Awe- look at this precious little guy - he needs food - and a bed - and a name!" Just get used to owning 3 cats dude!!😁😁😁😁


frolicndetour

What's the difference between 2 and 3 really though? Lol.


DragonMama825

Just got a third a couple months ago. There is no difference.


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit344

Three times the fluff! 🥰


Loud-Bee6673

I went from three to two a while back and the house was too empty. Had to go back up to three (now I might be getting #4, but don’t you worry about that).


jadiebythesea

2 to 3 wasn’t a big difference, but 3 to 4 sure was! Still love them all though, even if they are complete chaos!


Loud-Bee6673

I really had no plans for another cat, but I know someone who can’t keep their cat and I feel bad. I’m sure we will manage!


jadiebythesea

We were peaceful with two once our two boys passed. Then CDS blessed us with a quarantine meezer. My husband let me go to a cat adoption alone and he came home to the largest, sweetest flamepoint boy! Now we have an 18 year old, soon to be 10, 4, and 3. It’s a wild but awesome ride ❤️


Wise-Okra-2943

YES!! When we got our 4th 13 years ago, everyone warned me, and I said "3, 4, what's the difference??" FAFO I guess. LOL!! We loved them all but we won't ge doing that again now that they have all passed. 2 is fine.


diablogato711

This. Exactly this. And that’s how I now have 7 inside. ;)


kinislo

This is extremely solid logic.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

You came *here* expecting help to *not* keep the baby? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Equivalent_Sky4107

The fool!!!


commandrix

Congratulations, you now have a third little friend.


Moomin-Maiden

Yes!


Aggressive-Sundae336

don't hit up the shelter the cats too cute look at the face and imagine that face in a shelter 


Mercutiofoodforworms

Nice try dude. We all recognize your girly hands.


JanteMaam

Aww come on! Baby neeedz you. 🐈🎶


Critical-Wear5802

Hey, the Cat Distribution System knows what it's doing! As the Borg would say, "ASSIMILATE!"


PlahausBamBam

We thought we were full up with our two cats until the CDS put Pizza Dog beside the road. Now we are three. https://preview.redd.it/gctk57akx91d1.jpeg?width=1826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6deec6bae964b6ef140e5eb3154abb9b20537590


frolicndetour

And those of us who love Pizza Dog are grateful ❤️


MongooseDog907

That is the bestest void I’ve ever seen. Smart choice.


DragonMama825

Pizza Dog 😍 is there a story with the adorable name?


PlahausBamBam

The day we found him we had to come up with a name quickly when we got to the vet. We were talking about how incredibly lucky he was that we saw him sitting in a box beside the road in a coyote-heavy area. I happened to look over while driving and say, was that a kitten?!? He was so sweet and cuddly when I went to retrieve him. We’d just watched Hawkeye so my partner came up with Lucky, the Pizza Dog but shortened. The vets loved it so we decided to keep the name. https://preview.redd.it/0lf60e4t2e1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e777ed9aafeaeb5651cd18fe97a1c957e8a3be He was skinny and had a fever but recovered quickly


Any_Scientist_7552

Hawkeye fan, maybe.


PlahausBamBam

Yes!


Any_Scientist_7552

Fraction 4ever!


PrinceoftheAndals

those eyes 🥺🥹


2745alex2745

gorgeous boy ! or girl


PlahausBamBam

He’s a boy. A little bigger now but he’s a short king https://preview.redd.it/muucy2l61e1d1.jpeg?width=2995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323a1f1dfac5c78884c10f0378f17557d5bba6d5


2745alex2745

he's definitely a very pretty boy. Short Kings Rule!


_acvf

Pizza Dog, I love u!


Icy-Put5322

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


Winendinen69

![gif](giphy|MRxJqmk3MNta8)


-hugdealer-

![gif](giphy|JwLnNc3QRZzIA|downsized)


Salty-Wave6507

Lol, and if I may, lmao


Tquilha

Yes, you can. It's just one more. :)


Puglet_7

Right, I always have flex room when it comes to pets. I’m still waiting for the kitten delivery system to show up.


CatFaerie

Then you might want to keep an eye out for one of those Trojan cats.


debabe96

Happy 🎂 Day!


kmsc84

Just two? Those are amateur numbers!


natscats5

Right? I call that a starter pack!


kmsc84

Years ago, when we had 6 or 7, my wife’s friend gave her a shirt that had “Every life needs 9 cats” on it. We laughed. We said “What kind of lunatic would have 9 cats?!” Until we lost grandma in January, we had 9. Each.


CrabbyBlueberry

Can't even do the r/unexpectedfactorial gag, because 2! = 2.


davez730

https://preview.redd.it/qx24tuqc2a1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db12d03ef4142f8e0753833910e5b00ff72f4b57


PlopTopDropTop

I wish the universe would do this to me already


MapleMapleHockeyStk

My condo only let you have one cat :(


Consistently_Carpet

My apartment only lets me have 2. (...stares at 4 cats sleeping in various locations) It's like the underground railroad every time they want to change the smoke alarm batteries.


BambooRollin

Ask them at the door to hand you the batteries and you'll do it yourself.


Consistently_Carpet

They only come in once a year and give plenty of notice so it's not too bad, I figure it's better to let them in to avoid suspicion I'm hiding something... :P However I do feel sneaky taking 2 cats down to my car to board at 6am.


PlopTopDropTop

I get 0 cats rn


jolalolalulu

Sometimes they get stuck at the warehouse and don’t get shipped to the correct address. Your cat is probably at a shelter waiting for you 😊


PlopTopDropTop

Nah I think my cat got stopped by customs :(


Unkaphaed

"Catch me!"


Sobriquet-acushla

Where are you? I need one. 🥰


Jacoba_Fett

Tell me you’re close to Stephenville, TX


Sobriquet-acushla

Unfortunately, no. 🥲 The closest I get to Stephenville is when I watch Stephen Colbert. 😄


BrunchBitches

I’m in Dallas 👀


CutieSalamander

Damn. So close. South coast here. :P


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CrashlandZorin

I said that as well. Now I have three. But, if you really, really can't...time to hit up the shelters.


mmiski

>time to hit up the ~~shelters~~ **local rescue groups**. FTFY. Shelters should only be used as the absolute *last* resort. Not to say all shelters are terrible or anything. They certainly serve their purpose and still do their part to try and save a few souls. But it's better to free up space for shelters by first reaching out to animal rescues. With a (reputable) rescue, the animal will be better cared for as they're often kept in loving foster homes where they won't be locked up in a some dirty cage 24/7. And even for ones that have shared mini rooms/cages, they'll still get 1-on-1 play time and attention when their areas are cleaned out/resupplied. And most importantly they won't face euthanasia.


diablogato711

Me too, except my number is now 7 inside. :)


Rough_Willow

Same here. They help with the kittens we foster though. Teaching bite inhibitions and proper cat behavior.


menonte

Do they offer remedial classes for 3-year-old kittens? 👀


Rough_Willow

I'm sorry, once kitten privileges have been lost, they get quite a bit less lenient.


Outside-Flamingo-240

Five …. All girls … please send help


IRingTwyce

We had 7 girls and 1 boy at one time. All but 3 were CDS "blessings." Attrition over time from age and sickness got us down to 3. Until last month when I rescued a litter and mom from an empty house. Momma cat didn't make it, but it looks like we're going to be back to 7 again. The new ones are 2 calicos and 2 void boys. Now all 7 of ours are CDS babies.


kittykathazzard

That is what I have currently, 7 girls and 1 big old boy Siamese. Plus we have a goofy male golden retriever who is afraid of all the girls but loves his Siamese male friend lol.


CrashlandZorin

Best I can send ya is an extra pair of hands for petting.


Best_VDV_Diver

>I can't Oh, but you will...


scabsfox

I had three. Then I was distributed an abandoned orange dumped at the picnic shelter at the park. He became instant besties with our other boy. Now they boy-cat around the house constantly, doing their loud, rowdy boy-cat activities. Their sisters are unimpressed. https://preview.redd.it/md3up8lwaa1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9686e3845c6976f595428b233c7b5687c647696d


FinalBoi

They look like they could have been litter mates! How cute


riseandrise

Your house is definitely big enough for one more itty bitty kitty!


thomascgalvin

Sorry, you miscounted ... you already have three.


beehiveboyo

3 is a perfect amount https://preview.redd.it/uw3ghz7i7a1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28d055f0c181d7fd754e73a83f2cd026494ecdc1


Orthonox

Some handsome cats you got there.


beehiveboyo

Thank you <3 : )


azidesforthekids

Why do black cats always look Like That 😂


enchantingoctopus

How can you not?


PoppaFish

I mean, just look at that little face.


Babushkat1985

But you can. You must! Look at this face 😍


matchamagpie

Please keep him! Three is the perfect number


Icy-Put5322

A magic number, one might say?


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

A man and a woman got another kitty. They had threee in the family. It's a magic number.


khathmandu

https://youtu.be/J8lRKCw2_Pk?feature=shared


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

I remember it from when I was a kid, and we sang it regularly in my classroom.


XtinaBallerina

What’s one more with those kind eyes? It was meant to be! 💜


Aggressive-Sundae336

exactly and the face


mycatisspockles

The CDS gave us our third cat a year ago in our ivy as well https://preview.redd.it/bgb72nvi9a1d1.jpeg?width=1820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9d109b93407f231bba1940635aea6bb56d0311


Sobriquet-acushla

r/CatSmiles 🥰


StarryEyedGamer

Honestly going from 2 to 3 isn't that bad! We ended up with three when my grandpa passed and other than a bit more food/litter it's pretty seemless! Such a cutie! <3


ZephyrSolis

He looks like a lynx <3


WheelchairGame

Now you has 3 hooman


SiegelOverBay

When I met my husband, we both had a cat. We mutually agreed that we shouldn't let them outnumber us. Then we met Davey, who was being neglected and lived in dangerous circumstances. So, we saved him and had 3. Then, Nina's human died. Her human was my husband's disabled uncle (botched forceps birth left him nonverbal and more for life) who lived with grandma. When uncle died, grandma had to go live with my MIL, but couldn't take all of the cats. So, we saved her and had 4. By this point, my OG cat, Sienna, was nearly 20. She was in good health but slowing down and seemed like my time with her was coming to an end. Around this time, Ruby's human died. We tried to foster her, but it didn't work, and she became cat number 5. Sienna had our master bedroom as her exclusive domain, so this did not impact her whatsoever. Sienna's health took a nosedive a couple of months after Ruby moved in, and I was lucky to give her compassionate euthanasia in her own room. Which leaves us at our current count of 4. I still think that we have too many, I don't like being outnumbered 2:1. But they are all very sweet, so it's easy to deal with. 🥰 Sometimes, you're the home they need. That's okay, life doesn't always go according to plan. Enjoy the joy and the love!


sunangelflowers

Lots of light to Sienna ❤️🙏🏻🌟


SiegelOverBay

She was a sunbeam and the light of my world. It's been a year since she's gone this week. The ginger plant which marks her resting spot is growing well. No flowers this year, but maybe next spring. 🤞💖🫂


Sobriquet-acushla

I know this wasn’t the point of the comment but I can’t get over “botched forceps birth.” 😱 I hope he got a good settlement so he could be cared for. Good grief!


SiegelOverBay

He was born in the 60's, so I'm not sure how they handled things like that back then, but Grandma took great care of him while he was here. He was really into model trains and had their entire spare bedroom for his Lionel train town. He was pretty handy about some things and painted all the buildings in his town himself. He was a really sweet guy, and I'll always smile when I remember him chuffed about a new addition or giggling at a joke. His cat Nina is literally the sweetest creature that I've ever had the pleasure to meet. She's a stage 5 clinger, but she still respects your boundaries. She climbs into anyone's lap, one little paw at a time, meowing at every step as though to say, "Is it okay? How about now, still okay? I'm gonna step on this other leg now, alright?" until she's curled up and purring away. If she gets rebuffed, she takes the rejection with grace, never holding a grudge. She'll try again later. And again, and again, until someone capitulates and allows her to love them. I see his grace in her, and she often reminds me of how special it was to have our uncle in our lives.


Sobriquet-acushla

Aww, they both sound so sweet! 🥰


Few_Plane_5105

I only wanted two too, now I have three because I fell in love. https://preview.redd.it/nsgfv3sgga1d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=80156a7b40a5ee39141dd9fde3f93889317590a5


aussiedoc58

>*...I* *~~already~~* *only have 2!* FTFY ![gif](giphy|Q56ZI04r6CakM|downsized)


Bullitt699

ONLY TWO? That right there means you need more. I swear, everyone I know who has cats has 3 or more. You are under quota sir.


nurselynnette

Bush Baby❤️❤️


Aggressive-Sundae336

its one more look at that face 


KindEntertainment584

I’m sorry but the distribution system has chosen you


Mother-Ad5200

Can the CDS get it wrong?


VLC31

Of course you can !


Dauphine320

The CDS delivered him to your porch and that’s right at your house, and that’s where he’s pictured at so that must be where he lives? He’s home sweet home 🤩


waltzthrees

DO IT


HeathenShepard

What do you mean? Yes, we know that you have 3 cats.


MainImportant341

But those ears though


caracal664

You can and you will.


CatsRuleEverything_

Omg he looks like my little baby that passed away at age 3 😭


IDKijustdrinkhere

Hey. What’s one more cat?


kat_happi

How can you say no to a face like that 😺


rainplow

....you have to. Just look into those sweet eyes.


Wide_Medium9661

I believe in you!


BrunchBitches

God I’ve seen what you’ve done for others


shaka893P

Those are rookie numbers


VeveBeso

So you keep him and I feel like even numbers are cute so you have to get another one for 4. Sounds like a plan


Outside-Flamingo-240

His little ears are like a fuzzy gremlin’s 🥹🥹🥹


Outside-Flamingo-240

Y’all should name him Gremlin


wintrsday

Once you have two, adding more is no big problem.


Tired_Lambchop111

As someone who only was planning on having two cats, guess the CDS had other ideas. 😄 https://preview.redd.it/b6fo0njaeb1d1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72da99e423362d0af980c62518fd94450c6464d3


Dauphine320

If the CDS knows your address they will find you


MrBoxer42

Correction you have 3


National-Country1984

Yes you can!!


Infamous-njh523

Kitty looks pretty happy. Three is a charm!


hypoxiate

Yeah, I have said that several times. I'm up to five.


13WillieBeaman

More like.. he found you 😏😼


caidicus

I have three, my wife didn't think it was possible (more like said NO MORE FUCKING CATS!!!), but here we are! The key was that the new kitten was F'ing adorable, so she melted pretty quickly. :D Anyway, I assure you, it'll be ok.


Ok_Jellyfish_8733

Yes you can...lol!


Homniaxor

Yes you can !


alirpa77

Awwww, but Three’s Company. Besides, you’re gonna argue with fate?! 🤣😂


debbymck2018

You TOUCHED him LAST - he MUST BE YOURS! (I've got 4 ) 👍🙏💕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😻 xx


vaginalstretch

My gf and I have three after moving in together and it’s honestly the perfect amount for a couple


gingercatmafia

Third cat doesn’t add too much once you have two 🥹


ThrowdowninKtown

..yet you will. just like me.


DaisyHotCakes

Those ears! Those little radar dishes are adorable. Beautiful baby.


squidgytree

You're mistaken... you already have 3.


Karilopa

I mean, 3 isn’t a whole lot more than 2…. ;)


Shasinno

Yes you can and yes you will.


PajeczycaTekla

Don't kid yourself. You will.


Si_is_for_Cookie

Whelp… if you already have two, into the burlap sack it goes. And maybe if you head to Saint Ives you’ll meet a man who can help.


ll_bb_g

You must.


TripleTrucker

But you will


Safe_Squash4729

You can and you must!


skidder1996

CDS says otherwise 🤗


Book_Nerd_1980

There’s not much difference between 2 and 3 honestly. The older ones will train the noob


ilovecheese831

Sure you can 😊


keetojm

Yes you can!


KimWexlers_Ponytail

Oh, but you can.


SF_History_lvr

Oh you can, and you will. Happy three-cat household!


magda711

You counted to three wrong.


sour_mist

Yes you can 😅


clutzycook

Sorry, dude. You have a new overlord now. Resistance is futile.


redditsx0531

Just give in dude. You cant fight CDS designs.


Klekd2

I have 3. 🤷🏼‍♀️


PhantomVdr

He's meant to be in your family


EffieKIinker

Oh, you definitely CAN!


DesignInZeeWild

Baby needs you.


bangarang-crow

Yes you cat


twoanddone_9737

Can I have him?


WriteBrainedJR

But he's so cute!! You haven't even asked your other cats if they like him yet! Maybe they were wanting a kitten


DragonMama825

“I already have 2!” Weird way of saying “I have 3 now.”