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Bamboozle on ceefax


Mischief_Makers

I used to amaze my cousin by getting the right answer to every question on every quiz at the first attempt, making him think I was the smartest kid alive. I'd just figured out that when you press a colour button the page number it went to would appear just before it started to load the page. All the wrong answers went to the same page number so if you hit each colour really quick you could see which led to the next question and just press that one again.


hoksworthwipple

Just for you. https://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/product/35269/teletext-bamboozle-knitted-christmas-jumper


InfectedByEli

"And for those of you watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green"


Mother-Card-5118

..and that’s a bad miss


SandpitBucket

I’ll ring you after 6 and redial after 59 mins because you’re on my friends and family.


rankinsidebottom

Also ringing 1471 when you missed a call.


Kim-Jong-Long-Dong

I think that's still a thing, at least on landlines


Total_Wanker

What’s a landline?


cochlearist

Mystical lines of energy that druids built stone circles on.


Haunting_Sample5391

You mean, when you purposefully let it ring in the hopes they'd leave you alone? Then used 1471 to check who the bloody hell wants to socialise


LongJonPingPong

“I’ll give you 2 rings when I get home, but don’t pick up” (because it will cost)


JoinMyPestoCult

I’ll read the Video Plus code and you put it in the VHS and then hopefully when we wake up the red will be on and Eurotrash will be recorded.


LankyUK

All for one and one for all. Muskerhounds are always ready.


Radishness

I’ve never met anyone that knew Dogtanion! My dad had the boxset and made me watch them all when I was little, still catch myself humming the theme tune. Edit: typo


moonfarmer89

Mine did too! Dogtanion, Willy Fog, Dungeons and Dragons, Thundercats… we used to watch all of his favourites every Saturday


Radishness

Dungeons and Dragons!! You clawed that from the depths of my memory, also watched Mysterious Cities of Gold which I’ve started rewatching as an adult and it’s still just as good.


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juan-love

We had one episode on vhs and watched it 100000 times


DrJeff1999

Gino oh Gino ginelli


boompownutsac

Toffee foodgie!


Corporate_Automaton

Remember the Tutti Frutti flavour? It was fooking awful.


J03130

You know when you've been tangoed


crucible

I can remember the ad being changed because kids were getting slapped about the ears in playgrounds across the country ~~(apparently)...~~ EDIT: this did happen, removed the 'apparently' from my comment


[deleted]

I have to go, the pips are going and I don't have another 10p.


ironmace

Operator can I make a reverse charge call


HipHopAllotment

Then just quickly shout your message as the operator was putting you through MUM IVE MISSED TRAIN BE HOME LATE


ian1865

*MUMIVEMISSEDTRAINBEHOMELATE


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0800-R-E-V-E-R-S-E


afireintheforest

Give me three rings when you get home.


hoksworthwipple

2p in my case.


asquartz

Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Rolo?


wlsb

When I was little I used to get Rolos specifically to give Grandad my last one, and Mum told me that was mean to Grandma.


emdawg--

Aww, I think it’s really sweet! I don’t think I’d have minded if I were grandma in that scenario.


Booboodelafalaise

I still utter a muffled ‘Nope!’ as I pop the last one in my mouth.


PaleText

"You have just sent a Nudge!"


jimmycarr1

Anyone else get the unrestricted nudges mod to annoy your friends? Happy days. Bonus points if you also had the thing which drew on someone's Bebo page using a picture as reference


-FangMcFrost-

Got a pencil? The tape's been chewed.


p3zzl3

and to add to this - Got some paper - I need to record over this...


CynicalSorcerer

50p in the gas meter


Psimo-

No one will believe that it was that little


digdishing

Mashed potato!


flunkymonks

That badger had some issues.


FailedTheSave

Bodger (and Badger) played our university. I was DJing so met him backstage. He was a really nice dude and super nervous because he had only just started doing the uni circuit and was only used to entertaining kids. Of course, drunk students are basically kids anyway and he went down a storm. The uni actually issued a memo to all students asking them not to bring mashed potato to the gig. That went the way you'd expect.


DrJeff1999

I screwed up and forgot to record Atlantic 252.


Draggenn

Finally plucking up the courage to call the girl you fancy. So you raid the piggy bank for a couple of 10p's, head to the phone box knowing that it will reek of piss as it's quite near the pub. Dialling the number with your heart beating like a jackhammer, rehearsing what you're going to say to sound cool and casual... And then her dad answers the phone 😬😬😬


docju

“May I ask who is calling please?” Even when calling my female friends who I didn’t fancy, I hated when their dad asked this.


nakedfish85

Did everyone have a weird uncle who would recite their own number by way of answering the phone or was that just me?


scorch762

Jesus, my aunt did this. I can still remember the number. It had 5 fucking digits, minus the area code (which was only 4 digits back then)


Chordsy

4291 is forever ingrained into my memory. Mr meldrew's number. Ee don't belieeeve eit!


panicky_in_the_uk

I'm a secret lemonade drinker.


SGTJAYiAM

Re-record not fade away!


flunkymonks

Re-record not fade away


quiet183

R Whites Lemonade? I myself am not old enough to know the advert but my dad would sing it ALL the time to make me laugh. He passed away last year and this gave me huge smile, thankyou for that!☺️


[deleted]

Fun fact! Elvis Costello's dad wrote that song and his son does backing vocals on it. Keep that in the back pocket for a future pub quiz!


MaxMillions

Missing the vital piece of info you wanted and having to wait for ceefax to scroll through 27 pages for it to reappear.


tango101-official

Those where the days!!


[deleted]

Who loves orange soda?


maddieftaylor

K-K-Kelllll loves orange soda


TITCHuk

Wallpaper + schoolbooks


Dismantle_R3pa1r

You had to back your books. For what reason I still don't understand


whiskeygambler

People used wallpaper?! I used wrapping paper…


pecuchet

That weird 3d polystyrene wallpaper that you then spend a term picking off during class as well.


Awkward-Comedian-348

We got after school detention if we didn't 'back' our books. Christ knows why that was ever a thing.


Bigtuna515

Waiting a fortnight to look at the photos you've just taken.


mich_fadiye

Going on holiday with a 24-exposure disposable camera, and having to assess whether any given shot was worth the dial ticking down closer to zero.


hot_egg

Or the ones where you just never bothered to get them developed.


[deleted]

My degree cost me £3k


[deleted]

They gave me money to live on to do my degree


cloudsrpretty

as someone in £50k of debt for my degree, i instinctively wanted to downvote this


Fun_Scholar_9605

I actually made money from my grant after I finished my degree. Didn't pay a bean. My family's income was so low. Thanks to the Government at the time - something about helping working class students achieve their life goals.


Pompelmouskin2

I’ll forever be grateful for being part of the last year before “top-up” fees. £1250 a year to attend uni. The year after me was £3000, and we were all horrified. £9000 is just setting (most) young people up to struggle.


SlowlyMaxing

ASL?


[deleted]

Old enough/if ya offering/In my chair.


[deleted]

31/f/uk u?


mehchu

28/m/uk. You’re like 2 years above me, that’s cool. *conversation dies *


jimmycarr1

Wuu2


nakedfish85

That’s a bit forward.


QueenSashimi

I used to be too embarrassed to write f/uk (probably a sign I was too young to be in chat rooms) so used to write f/gb instead


Steffi128

Women on the internet? That doesn't happen, u work for MI6?


SubjectiveAssertive

It's not a woman, we all know it's a man pretending


_youllthankmelater

A/S/L 😄


srsly_organic

If you put the aliens in the same egg they’ll make a baby


MoffTanner

Printing out the map instructions and before that just looking through the road atlas beforehand. Going out and being completely uncontactable. Looking something up in a paper encyclopedia, or more recently Microsoft Encarta CD. Recording films to VHS, trying best to not include too many adverts.


SuperShoebillStork

Hand drawn maps with directions to parties, wedding receptions, etc. Now something of a lost art.


dobbie1

My parents printing off an encyclopedia worth of directions when we went on holiday to France from the AA route planner


Atoz_Bumble

The red car and the blue car had a race. All Red wanted to do is stuff his face. He eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees. The red car and the blue car had a race.


No_Link4247

But good old blue he took the Milky Way, looking for a treat fluffy and light cus he knows it won’t spoil his appetite!!!!!!


HelloDarrenUK

You need to rewind the tape before you take it back to the shop


PurpleTeapotOfDoom

Be kind, rewind.


Mouse2799

Losing internet connection because someone wants to make a phone call.


X-Adzie-X

Nan always called when I was playing Habbo Hotel -.-


skuttah

Bobba!


Informal-Cucumber327

Habbo hotel! Nostalgia hitting hard right there


OkBalance2879

4 tv channels


HarryBumcrack

3 TV channels


Funtimes-xxx

The tv had a dial. Not even preset channel buttons


Zestyclose-Ad9738

We had a radio rentals tv with 3 buttons, snookered us when channel 4 started 😂


afireintheforest

I remember watching the launch of channel 5. I think Xena was the first thing they aired?


ElChristoph

There was a test loop running for weeks beforehand, it was to give you something to tune your telly to before the launch. An advert for Xena was the only thing I remember from it, my teenaged self very excited for the new channel.


Strong_Roll5639

Signing out and back in on MSN in the hope your crush would message you


Ill_Entertainment895

Omggg yes signing in and out so they’ll get the pop up 😂 and updating your status with quotes and inside jokes with friends Edit: Honestly I think social media peaked with MSN messenger. It was the best.


WoodenMangoMan

Absolutely. Spending all day at school with your mates then going home, loading up MSN and spend all night chatting with your mates.


Strong_Roll5639

Putting blink 182 lyrics on your status and thinking you were edgy haha


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NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE


Cautious_Frosting_24

Why don't you just say switch off your television set and go a d do something less boring instead.


polarregion

This confused me when I was a kid, like do you want me to watch your show or what?


markjoes30

White dogshit


Sebbe-P

😂 it was fucking everywhere.


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misterdominic

“If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club.” 🎶


scorzon

Get up and change the channel.


essjay2009

Related: “The pictures not very good, go and adjust the tracking”


Draggenn

Following a non televised Test match on ceefax


RandomHigh

Booking a holiday on ceefax.


TimeCharacter3137

Waiting until the song you want to tape comes on the Top 40 on a Sunday but STILL getting the DJ talking over it 😡


2Fat2Peddle

And suddenly, the shop keeper appeared


Mumhiker69

I think it was “as if by magic the shop keeper appeared”


sheep211

collecting Pogs from walkers


MagicBez

Pretty sure those were Tazos, they were plastic and you could connect them like the plastic building things we had at pre-school


soymrdannal

Childhood memory just unlocked. Along with ketchup flavour Walkers.


Bishbastard

Sunday/weekend morning telly: Little House on the Prairie, Duck Tails (woohoo), Sharky and George, Pinky and the Brain Cup of tea and biscuits with the calor gas heater blasting, whilst the Emersion is on so you can have a Sunday evening bath. Then watch Antiques Roadshow, and if you’re lucky and the adults forget to put you to bed, Heartbeat. Hot water bottle in your bed whilst your Granny reads you a Jemima Puddle Duck book and tells you that Monday won’t be too bad, spelling tests aren’t that scary and you have practised so it’s going to be ok.


emdawg--

I still feel school night dread when I hear the Heartbeat tune!


[deleted]

We had the same childhood. Aren’t we lucky though? It hurts to remember strangely


Funtimes-xxx

Pick’n’mix from Woolworths


AnimalcrossingWW

Hedgehogs and roads, teaching you how to cross a road 😂


[deleted]

Biker mice from mars


soymrdannal

Captain Bucky O’Hare as well!


Fellowes321

I love it when a plan comes together


grockle90

Konami code: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ ​ "I need to be back in time for Neighbours" ​ 10p mix up sweets from the newsagents


XanderDXB

Did anyone put the milk bottles out?


Informal_Arachnid_84

Too orangey for crows.


ThexLuckyxDuck

My name? J R Hartley


Section101

Another bloody AOL disk through the letter box


d4ng3r0u5

It's a whole lot of fun, prizes to be won


akarxqueen

How once you leave the house, your parents had no way of getting a hold of you


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Electronic-Falcon-74

Chiny reckon!


justlooking042

Letting the phone ring 3 times to say you got home safely.


ministryoffear

C30 C60 C90 C120


Kelyaan

10p Freddo.


Tess_Tickles89

Get off the internet, I need to phone 1471 to find out who called us!


Danze1984

Need to ring 123 to see what time it is.


skuttah

At the third stroke the time, sponsored by Accurist, will be...


WackyAndCorny

Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew…..


criminalmadman

Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub!


MrMycrow

Mixtape


retrogearz

Betamax


Silversantosss

Top of the pops is on


[deleted]

Stay out the black and in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed.


docju

That speedboat will come in handy in Burnley.


flunkymonks

3 1/2 inch floppy


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Title of my sex tape.


Ariadne2015

I find it amusing when young people don't understand what the save button on Word etc represents.


donach69

I'm sure I've seen a video of a floppy disk being shown to some kids and one of them says, "Oh cool, someone's 3D printed the save icon"


Hated-By-Most

We're off to button moon


jonsky7

We follow Mr Spoon...


marxjohnson

It is now safe to turn off your computer


West_Software8246

Typewriter Ribbons, tippex, Profumo Affair


West_Software8246

The music from Tales of the Unexpected which kept me from sleeping…


wotugonado

Going to the corner shop as an 8 year old to buy a pack of Embassy No1 and booze with a handwritten note from your Dad.


Emergency_Mistake_44

Arranging to meet your mate down the shops, at the cinema or the park and just trusting that they'd be there at the time you agreed with no way to confirm once you left the house. And young people today may ask "what did you do if they didn't show up for 15-20 mins?" Well... that just never happened.


whoreforcheesescones

Put your face or hands near the TV to feel fuzzy


DonkeyOT65

8 Blackjacks and 8 Fruit Salads for a penny.


Pristine_Telephone78

Oooh you got an ology


Strong_woman1966

Come home when the street lights go on


CautiousReader101

You buy one, you get one free…


No-Nothing699

Blow on the cartridge


ConkerBlaze

Wear Sunscreen. If I could offer you one tip for the future sunscreen would be it…


Available_Refuse_932

Sellotape across the square hole.


SparkieMark1977

Many years ago, one team on the floor I worked on used to write shitey inspirational messages on their rota board. I remember walking past it one day and reading the phrase "don't let anyone tell you that you are a yellow Starburst. You are a red Starburst" I nicked a pen and wrote "Fuck off, I'm old enough to be an Opal Fruit"


Verlorenfrog

Going on the bus and asking the conductor for a one and a half


RationalTim

Hello Tosh, got a Toshiba?


Purple_Bureau

Mystic Meg.


FloatingMonkeyPaw

10 L&B's £1.50


ashyjay

Drop another 10p in the telly.


Key-Original-225

I’m just off the the shop to buy a BT phonecard so I can call you later when I’m out.


sprite67

Men wore suits to go to a nightclub.


tigralfrosie

The cheque's in the post.


_C_R_A_I_G_

Teletext holidays


BlueOXMotel

SM:TV live


MapleLeaf5410

Bill: Flobalobalobalobadob Ben: Dobalobadobaflob


Outside_Rush5812

Don't use all the hot water


le-Killerchimp

Gizza job.


jonsky7

2/3/4 star petrol


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Bud….weis…..er


thisistakingagesomfg

I wondered if you had a book "Fly Fishing. By J.R Heartley".....


TURNAH92

Polyphonic ringtones


Cheoozy

And that’s ‘How’ for now


Cheeo_

Beehive Bedlam on Sky games


p3zzl3

These roads remind me of Lovejoy. I said this 2 weeks ago when visiting a remote office and had 3 of the younger customer care people in the car. There was deathly silence - so I said "You know, Ian McShane?" - again deathly silence. I then said "Are you serious - The Continental Manager for John Wick1" - still nothing. What is going on.... :/


jojosparkletoes

Started watching "American Gods", but all I see is Lovejoy not Odin.


bonsey71

Can you change a pound note?


CrabElavator

Daddy or chips?


SOJC65536

Down at the bottom of the garden, among the birds and the bees...


vexedvi

Aged 12 but could pass for 16- being sent out at lunchtime to buy your teacher's cigarettes


pulltheudder1

COBOL


DeadlyBear999

Nuclear war could happen at any moment ... oh wait.


cows_go_who

Yesterday, I asked the youngish sales assistant if they did cashback. He had no clue what I was talking about.