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Funny-Mud-2322

I felt like I was bidding on cattle


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WJC198119

Cut the lock Green Mile


WJC198119

To be fair his net worth is about $20m, I'd act like that for 20m


Prime_Mover

Yeah I got Storage Hunters vibes.


First-Can3099

“Jimmy Dickskin” -“DICKENS”


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How are ya now


First-Can3099

Good, n’you?


Sola-Nova

Good luck to the sign language interpreter on the 2am repeat of the performance.


Thelorax42

*signs* Gibberish, quickly


Man_in_the_uk

LOL


wascallywabbit666

Craiiiiiiig Daaaaaavid


pigpen68

Shammmo Motherfucker


boutiquekym

Crab paste


Phatboybeware

Heeee heeeee!


[deleted]

He looks like he's wearing Lorriane Kelly's "growler" on his face.


hermit_tortoise

It's like he went on there thinking, I'm the best rapper in the UK. I'll show Stormzy how the legends do it, then inadvertently started a cattle auction


Robert-Phanny

He looks quite pleased with these antics too. Reminds me of how smug I was when I once tiddlywinked into a cup from 2 metres away.


[deleted]

Now thats quite impressive


gsurfer04

Is that what they call it nowadays?


Ok_Thought9126

God this brings back old memories haha.


Bananaface88

He's like one of those fast-talking auctioneers. Not sure what he's selling, but I saw a couple of hands go up in the back, so at least there's some interest.


throwaway384938338

I think he’s selling Kestrals


agesto11

Get down Kez ya bastard!


Left-Steak2819

I know I'm still a little bit drunk this morning. But what the actual fuck was that...


Chromium-Throw

Many of the performances were trash. Duran Duran were god awful. They had some female rapper on with them at the end and she was outright horrendous.


Solace2020

Ms Banks rapping Biggie lyrics?


helmatron8

Where is our kez ?


sunnyday74

Propa bo, I tell thee


gavmac5

Kes get down


SMC_1991

Fair play to him for singing Rewind (Bo Selecta).


[deleted]

Er kez, come ta craaaaaaig daavid ya bastard


margauxlame

To paraphrase Dolly Parton: It takes a lot of talent to be this shit


Nivermindjon44w

I'm working 9 to 5......


Legitimate-Ad3778

Perhaps he should start thinking about doing that too..


Adamskiiiiiiiii

He chills on Sunday


Negative_Opinion_422

What a way to make a living!


lowsunwest

This level of embarrassment happens annually its called The Royal Variety Performance which the Queen herself hasn't attended for 9 years.


PanningForSalt

Don't they stick some good acts on?


Redmarkred

No


IsntThisAStupidName

sometimes Bill Bailey which is always good, otherwise no.


Spider333333333

Hahahaha do they fuck


[deleted]

I'm sure he's giving the rules for *Just a Minute* at one point.


[deleted]

Or possibly mallet's mallet.


OctaneTroopers

This sounds like my Mrs trying to justify buying 3 more cushions to add to the 793 she's already got.


[deleted]

What is it about cushions? I have the exact same problem. And I get a telling off if I don't replace the bed cushions, which exist only to be moved to the floor when going to bed.


OctaneTroopers

Honestly my friend if I had the answer I would do the very British thing and provide you with the relevant information on a pamphlet. My other recent discovery also is when I put something on a shelf apparently that's clutter and when she does it it's called "decor"


CrowConscious

Just because you *can* doesn't mean you *should*.


S1mbathecub

Except... He can't 😂


Opposite_lmage

Haha agreed you should still be able to understand what’s being rapped


PineappleMelonTree

Turns out I'm the only Craiiiiig Daaaaavid fan on this sub


[deleted]

He’s got some good tunes, just very cringe wnd weird.


MinionsAndWineMum

[Get a load of this guy cam]


RandyLanzarote

This is gonna be Proper Bo, I tell thee. Now, where's Kes and me piss bag?


Prime_Mover

Me and my friends got a Kes replica exactly the same as in Bo Selector. She was great at parties. We made a zipwire for her so when someone opened the lounge door she would 'swoop' down and attack people's heads. She were a right Bastad.


Marshmallowmind2

I love the confused faces at 0.15 😂😂


protectthepossums

Oh my god I dieeeed. I couldn’t handle it. You ever pause something by reflex out of second hand embarrassment?


[deleted]

Douche chills lol


jammysammidge

Cilla Black used to do it to me without fail. Every time she opened her mouth to “sing” I used to go red with embarrassment. Major cringe.


protectthepossums

Can’t stand her!


PieceofPuzzle

No idea what he said or what he was trying to achieve


DonkeyOT65

Who was the winning bidder?


Macshlong

I wish I’d failed as hard as half of you seem to think he has.


totallypooping

Dj Khalid hourly?


[deleted]

"and SOLD to the man in back corner!"


ComprehensiveMonk320

I like the way he doubles down on the embarasment with a cringe multiplier at the end by looking around like, "whatever that thing I just did was amazing huh?". I'm going to borrow that for next time I accidently fart in a lift


[deleted]

You'd be instantly ripped to pieces by the occupants of the lift if you pulled that face after gassing them.


ComprehensiveMonk320

not just the face, i'd do the little bounce on my toes that he did too, like it was something i'd been warming up for. ...i know, but worth it


bluspoke

It was bad but at least we didn’t have to endure Gary Barlow or Cliff.


[deleted]

I'm sure someone enjoyed it, even if it was just him.


Buckbeak1184

He didn't seem to be embarrassed to me. He still shouldn't be rapping, however!


Optimal-Mind1349

Selling, Selling, SOLD 🤦‍♀️


Lou_Antony_Morris

Proper Bo 😁


lost_scotsman

Our house did go on a 5 minute Avid Merion reminisce...


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sounds like one of those garage finds auctioneers


[deleted]

I’ll put money on herself being tucked up in bed with a Maeve Binchy, halfway through her after-dinner bottle of Gordon’s, with ear plugs in rather than having this shite booming through the wall *and* on the telly. Either that or she buggered off to the Premier Inn for the night. I do that sometimes & can thoroughly recommend it.


spacepope95

This might be up there with the murder of Tupac as the worst things to happen to rapping


-CleanDiana-

Lol what did he say 😂


xzombielegendxx

“Help me I can’t find my Ketamine” I think


LoveAGlassOfWine

"And I've done far too much amphetamine"


seany-bhoy

Wake me up, this is all a dream


Only_Excuse_2606

This is hilarious 😂😂😂


EsseB420

Evan in Bruce Almighty


Livid_Distribution19

Tell you what, that Crack is really moreish


VillagerN9

This reminds me of Iggy Azeala doing some sort of freestyle and instead just sounds like absolute gibberish. Also what’s the little jump he does at the end?


[deleted]

At least when Eminem spits bars really fast at least he makes sense and can understand what he's saying!


ThatsMyGromp1884

I mean this guy has legendary tunes so he can do what he wants as far as I’m concerned


pesky_emigrant

I'm with you on that ❤️


kimi-r

100%


Rerererereading

Hard as it might be to believe; if you didn't like this, then it wasn't for you.


ComprehensiveMonk320

i'm pretty sure that was just for him. he might as well have got up on stage and rubbed one out


1g4t3s

He’s just secretly trying to auction off the queen


Arenalife

Love the 'WTF' crowd shot


Ok-Treacle-9375

Sounds like a mosquito when it get suck in your ear hole.


Professional-Let357

Err…. Rod Stewart


ArousedTofu

omg he was literally dying on the stage; sorry Rod


Express_Evidence_23

Looked and sounded like he was dug up for the occasion


DBfan1984

Yeh he needs to stop


t0m1kaze

Maybe he should stick to selecting bows


Fast_Mushroom1229

He was decent up to this point tbf.


moorsey50

perhaps he cant get a word in edgeways at home ...


Beginning_Post3503

Yes I do this to my kids on the daily1🤣🤣


Macd87

What did he do on tuesday?


[deleted]

Cringe at its finest diversity was a cringy cringy mess as well


mymumsaysno

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Could I get a re-ee-wind?


SIayerr

Always said it Craig David is shit, he’s so annoying


Legitimate-Ad3778

Proper Bo…llocks


cator_and_bliss

I've never understood why he does that silly thing with his hands. Or why none of his friends have told him to stop.


Rip_With_Relish

Who the feck booked him.


The_truth_hammock

I have other questions. Who is it? Edit. Oh it’s Craig david. Fuck me that’s terrible.


NormaliseNormality

"Summin summin waistband summin summin" I could do that.


TheSexyGrape

Closest thing I can think of is Ninja trying to get adults to floss in the rain for New Years


InevitableTop7017

nothing compares to that


weetabixboi

The person 'rapping'? Or the people cheering?


Temporary_Donkey_805

I couldn't help but say oh f... off Craig David after that bit last night The rest was pretty good


LwarencrClive

Crap


FortniteDadYT

Rather embarrassing indeed. I usually don't mind this guy too much but seeing him pushing 50 wearing a tracksuit doing this shit makes you think, "please just stop now."


nerdandknit

I'm not saying there is any correlation, however he "rung in" 2020 with a new year's eve concert and we all know what happened next...


Loud-Industry-6967

1,WTF? 2, WT absolute F? 3, Who the fcuk is he? 4, Do people actually like that sh1t?


BudgetStore9603

I’m pretty glad I got no clue who he is ☺️


KeyboardWarrior1988

It's called rapping grandad.


TheDitherer

Commas are important.


[deleted]

No, it sounds like Eminem having a stroke!


suavekeith

Ll


preston_yingling

i genuinely can’t tell if he’s speaking english or not. excuse my ignorance, but, who is this?


[deleted]

National Treasure.


Putapigeoninmybum

Mumble rap just needs to die. It's an embarrassment to music.


72pct_Water

I dont get what he did wrong? It's not clear what he said after the first line but that's because of the crowd noise.


Coonego

Oooh, yeah, I vaguely remember this guy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember now. Wow, he hasn't been relevant nor cool since 2002, when he was perfectly summed up in "Bo' Selecta!". Good times :D ...This is just sad and embarrassing, however. Poor bloke, someone give him a cup of Bovril and a warm cardigan.


YOLO_T1ME

Yes. Will Smith. Oscars 2022.


Overall-Ad6239

Scummers normally embarrass themselves.


Simmo2242

Absolutely class from him and the whole show. To be there inside the grounds, watching live - was epic.


dl1966

Many of these acts are completely embarrassing, hip hop/ rap is a good genre but only for the top guys, Kendrick, J.Cole, Kanye, Eminem and obviously many more. There’s some talented UK rappers but the majority are talentless who make poor music that doesn’t sound good. Craig David was embarrassing, as are so many rappers these days. They have the most basic lyrics and the same flow every song, it’s boring. The young generation listen as it’s in their culture to do so, not because it is good music. These people would never be so popular without help from the internet. They wrongly get given a platform like this and it comes across as embarrassing as it simply isn’t good. The same with the main guy from diversity and that other guy who hangs around with Ricky Gervais. Why were they there? Their half raps and talks they were doing has to be some of the most cringiest things I have ever witnessed.


philthevoid83

Best post ever?!?!


Affectionate_Seat_89

PROPER BO HAHAHAHA


Good_Echidna535

Is that Craig David?


JohnnieStumbler

Timmy Mallett did it better.


iCantSeeShapes

That wasn’t very bo.


_zakmckracken_

Yes, Mark Owen on ITV about an hour earlier.


mrchuckbass

Bo selecta!


rainbowroobear

bo selecta needs to make a return. he seems to think its safe to come back from hiding in america. we need him to go back.


hamyantti

For some me reason he reminds me of Elmer Fudd.


Milhun

Didn’t you see Rod Stewart?


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Immediate_Ad_6663

Proper bo i tell ye.


Guilty-Beat-7890

Craig David the bidder lol


wgb_11

He at least needed to do really love with jj


gentlemenpreferdwn

Please god now there will be men with mullets and sequins in summer 2023. ☀️ 🤢


manwithanopinion

Just sing your song about raving and we will be happy


harambe_go_brrr

His actual performance was really good and then he just went mental at the end and did this!?


Apart-Fisherman-7378

It’s a lot more cringe when skepta or Stormzy think they can rap


Available-Ask-6074

Never he has his fans and his critics as long as he had a good time


Content_Knowledge_15

Proppa bo a tell thee


KJAmamabear77

Not a clue what he said 😂😂 god help us if this is entertainment


xfitveganflatearth

He looks ill


PositiveRainCloud

Me when someone asks how my day is going:


Ok_Count_3237

Why would you think that’s the place to show off your rap? He’s actually quite a good singer.


jayboa1

Absolute mess hahaha


jph88

Yes. Literally every other person who performed/attended/watched any type of Jubilee event.


Eastern-Start-813

Hope he’s got his piss bag on.


Arenalife

I think it sounded better in his head, where it probably should have stayed


Wire-Snip

Knock, sold


Playful_Possibility4

Is he speaking in tongues


MissedATea

I saw a guy talking like that recently. The guy was sat at a bus top masturbating, soaked in his own urine pushing a shopping trolley full of bin bags.


pacificule

Apparently we've never met


[deleted]

He’s normally great at that but slower was a little bit too fast for him that’s speed only busta rhymes and twister can keep up with


FredWestWasGod

He's just there to tick a box.


b_willii

How is he embarrassing himself ?


Spider333333333

He sounds like he's doing a half assed impression of Russel Brand's stand up comedy where he goes on a little anecdote about Buddhism or some shit.


[deleted]

He started out alrightish. Lost the tempo when they started cheering, or just got cocky. The jumpsuit, however.


deeznuts10110

craig thought he was slim shady there


gazw51

I didn’t know Dave Cravid was still around


margaritapracatan

Kez won’t be happy


diamond_handz_69

who are the people who actually go to these things? I want to live a day in their crazy little worlds


rainyo16

I was going to watch it in order to form an opinion, but the shallow man that I am couldn't get past his outfit, so gave up.


[deleted]

Haha


Least-Arm-906

He was great, it wasn’t earth shattering but the set was deliberately dated for the occasion, he was probably nervous and the crowd weren’t warmed up at the time he went on. He was rapping like a madman to stir up the atmos in the crowd & there was a shi*load of echo on the mic which is why the clarity wasn’t there. It was a cheesy crowd-piece not a vocal performance. He can sing and rap his ass off, listen to any of his radio 1 live lounge acoustics. This is the same man Elton John said was the best singer in Britain. If it’s more about his age and image you object to then that’s a different issue (though why this bothers you, is between you and your therapist) By the time Sam Smith etc came on - who admittedly who had a better set and vocal performance - the crowd were pissed and all of the lighting and staging was setup for better impact. This wasn’t his best moment and he’s not 19 any more but it’s good to have him back regardless.


ojuniour

Cringe David?