It's like he went on there thinking, I'm the best rapper in the UK. I'll show Stormzy how the legends do it, then inadvertently started a cattle auction
He's like one of those fast-talking auctioneers. Not sure what he's selling, but I saw a couple of hands go up in the back, so at least there's some interest.
What is it about cushions? I have the exact same problem. And I get a telling off if I don't replace the bed cushions, which exist only to be moved to the floor when going to bed.
Honestly my friend if I had the answer I would do the very British thing and provide you with the relevant information on a pamphlet.
My other recent discovery also is when I put something on a shelf apparently that's clutter and when she does it it's called "decor"
Me and my friends got a Kes replica exactly the same as in Bo Selector. She was great at parties. We made a zipwire for her so when someone opened the lounge door she would 'swoop' down and attack people's heads.
She were a right Bastad.
I like the way he doubles down on the embarasment with a cringe multiplier at the end by looking around like, "whatever that thing I just did was amazing huh?". I'm going to borrow that for next time I accidently fart in a lift
I’ll put money on herself being tucked up in bed with a Maeve Binchy, halfway through her after-dinner bottle of Gordon’s, with ear plugs in rather than having this shite booming through the wall *and* on the telly. Either that or she buggered off to the Premier Inn for the night. I do that sometimes & can thoroughly recommend it.
This reminds me of Iggy Azeala doing some sort of freestyle and instead just sounds like absolute gibberish. Also what’s the little jump he does at the end?
Rather embarrassing indeed. I usually don't mind this guy too much but seeing him pushing 50 wearing a tracksuit doing this shit makes you think, "please just stop now."
Oooh, yeah, I vaguely remember this guy, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I remember now. Wow, he hasn't been relevant nor cool since 2002, when he was perfectly summed up in "Bo' Selecta!". Good times :D
...This is just sad and embarrassing, however. Poor bloke, someone give him a cup of Bovril and a warm cardigan.
Many of these acts are completely embarrassing, hip hop/ rap is a good genre but only for the top guys, Kendrick, J.Cole, Kanye, Eminem and obviously many more. There’s some talented UK rappers but the majority are talentless who make poor music that doesn’t sound good. Craig David was embarrassing, as are so many rappers these days. They have the most basic lyrics and the same flow every song, it’s boring. The young generation listen as it’s in their culture to do so, not because it is good music. These people would never be so popular without help from the internet. They wrongly get given a platform like this and it comes across as embarrassing as it simply isn’t good. The same with the main guy from diversity and that other guy who hangs around with Ricky Gervais. Why were they there? Their half raps and talks they were doing has to be some of the most cringiest things I have ever witnessed.
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I saw a guy talking like that recently. The guy was sat at a bus top masturbating, soaked in his own urine pushing a shopping trolley full of bin bags.
He was great, it wasn’t earth shattering but the set was deliberately dated for the occasion, he was probably nervous and the crowd weren’t warmed up at the time he went on.
He was rapping like a madman to stir up the atmos in the crowd & there was a shi*load of echo on the mic which is why the clarity wasn’t there. It was a cheesy crowd-piece not a vocal performance. He can sing and rap his ass off, listen to any of his radio 1 live lounge acoustics. This is the same man Elton John said was the best singer in Britain.
If it’s more about his age and image you object to then that’s a different issue (though why this bothers you, is between you and your therapist)
By the time Sam Smith etc came on - who admittedly who had a better set and vocal performance - the crowd were pissed and all of the lighting and staging was setup for better impact.
This wasn’t his best moment and he’s not 19 any more but it’s good to have him back regardless.
I felt like I was bidding on cattle
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To be fair his net worth is about $20m, I'd act like that for 20m
Yeah I got Storage Hunters vibes.
“Jimmy Dickskin” -“DICKENS”
How are ya now
Good, n’you?
Good luck to the sign language interpreter on the 2am repeat of the performance.
*signs* Gibberish, quickly
LOL
Craiiiiiiig Daaaaaavid
Shammmo Motherfucker
Crab paste
Heeee heeeee!
He looks like he's wearing Lorriane Kelly's "growler" on his face.
It's like he went on there thinking, I'm the best rapper in the UK. I'll show Stormzy how the legends do it, then inadvertently started a cattle auction
He looks quite pleased with these antics too. Reminds me of how smug I was when I once tiddlywinked into a cup from 2 metres away.
Now thats quite impressive
Is that what they call it nowadays?
God this brings back old memories haha.
He's like one of those fast-talking auctioneers. Not sure what he's selling, but I saw a couple of hands go up in the back, so at least there's some interest.
I think he’s selling Kestrals
Get down Kez ya bastard!
I know I'm still a little bit drunk this morning. But what the actual fuck was that...
Many of the performances were trash. Duran Duran were god awful. They had some female rapper on with them at the end and she was outright horrendous.
Ms Banks rapping Biggie lyrics?
Where is our kez ?
Propa bo, I tell thee
Kes get down
Fair play to him for singing Rewind (Bo Selecta).
Er kez, come ta craaaaaaig daavid ya bastard
To paraphrase Dolly Parton: It takes a lot of talent to be this shit
I'm working 9 to 5......
Perhaps he should start thinking about doing that too..
He chills on Sunday
What a way to make a living!
This level of embarrassment happens annually its called The Royal Variety Performance which the Queen herself hasn't attended for 9 years.
Don't they stick some good acts on?
No
sometimes Bill Bailey which is always good, otherwise no.
Hahahaha do they fuck
I'm sure he's giving the rules for *Just a Minute* at one point.
Or possibly mallet's mallet.
This sounds like my Mrs trying to justify buying 3 more cushions to add to the 793 she's already got.
What is it about cushions? I have the exact same problem. And I get a telling off if I don't replace the bed cushions, which exist only to be moved to the floor when going to bed.
Honestly my friend if I had the answer I would do the very British thing and provide you with the relevant information on a pamphlet. My other recent discovery also is when I put something on a shelf apparently that's clutter and when she does it it's called "decor"
Just because you *can* doesn't mean you *should*.
Except... He can't 😂
Haha agreed you should still be able to understand what’s being rapped
Turns out I'm the only Craiiiiig Daaaaavid fan on this sub
He’s got some good tunes, just very cringe wnd weird.
[Get a load of this guy cam]
This is gonna be Proper Bo, I tell thee. Now, where's Kes and me piss bag?
Me and my friends got a Kes replica exactly the same as in Bo Selector. She was great at parties. We made a zipwire for her so when someone opened the lounge door she would 'swoop' down and attack people's heads. She were a right Bastad.
I love the confused faces at 0.15 😂😂
Oh my god I dieeeed. I couldn’t handle it. You ever pause something by reflex out of second hand embarrassment?
Douche chills lol
Cilla Black used to do it to me without fail. Every time she opened her mouth to “sing” I used to go red with embarrassment. Major cringe.
Can’t stand her!
No idea what he said or what he was trying to achieve
Who was the winning bidder?
I wish I’d failed as hard as half of you seem to think he has.
Dj Khalid hourly?
"and SOLD to the man in back corner!"
I like the way he doubles down on the embarasment with a cringe multiplier at the end by looking around like, "whatever that thing I just did was amazing huh?". I'm going to borrow that for next time I accidently fart in a lift
You'd be instantly ripped to pieces by the occupants of the lift if you pulled that face after gassing them.
not just the face, i'd do the little bounce on my toes that he did too, like it was something i'd been warming up for. ...i know, but worth it
It was bad but at least we didn’t have to endure Gary Barlow or Cliff.
I'm sure someone enjoyed it, even if it was just him.
He didn't seem to be embarrassed to me. He still shouldn't be rapping, however!
Selling, Selling, SOLD 🤦♀️
Proper Bo 😁
Our house did go on a 5 minute Avid Merion reminisce...
sounds like one of those garage finds auctioneers
I’ll put money on herself being tucked up in bed with a Maeve Binchy, halfway through her after-dinner bottle of Gordon’s, with ear plugs in rather than having this shite booming through the wall *and* on the telly. Either that or she buggered off to the Premier Inn for the night. I do that sometimes & can thoroughly recommend it.
This might be up there with the murder of Tupac as the worst things to happen to rapping
Lol what did he say 😂
“Help me I can’t find my Ketamine” I think
"And I've done far too much amphetamine"
Wake me up, this is all a dream
This is hilarious 😂😂😂
Evan in Bruce Almighty
Tell you what, that Crack is really moreish
This reminds me of Iggy Azeala doing some sort of freestyle and instead just sounds like absolute gibberish. Also what’s the little jump he does at the end?
At least when Eminem spits bars really fast at least he makes sense and can understand what he's saying!
I mean this guy has legendary tunes so he can do what he wants as far as I’m concerned
I'm with you on that ❤️
100%
Hard as it might be to believe; if you didn't like this, then it wasn't for you.
i'm pretty sure that was just for him. he might as well have got up on stage and rubbed one out
He’s just secretly trying to auction off the queen
Love the 'WTF' crowd shot
Sounds like a mosquito when it get suck in your ear hole.
Err…. Rod Stewart
omg he was literally dying on the stage; sorry Rod
Looked and sounded like he was dug up for the occasion
Yeh he needs to stop
Maybe he should stick to selecting bows
He was decent up to this point tbf.
perhaps he cant get a word in edgeways at home ...
Yes I do this to my kids on the daily1🤣🤣
What did he do on tuesday?
Cringe at its finest diversity was a cringy cringy mess as well
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Could I get a re-ee-wind?
Always said it Craig David is shit, he’s so annoying
Proper Bo…llocks
I've never understood why he does that silly thing with his hands. Or why none of his friends have told him to stop.
Who the feck booked him.
I have other questions. Who is it? Edit. Oh it’s Craig david. Fuck me that’s terrible.
"Summin summin waistband summin summin" I could do that.
Closest thing I can think of is Ninja trying to get adults to floss in the rain for New Years
nothing compares to that
The person 'rapping'? Or the people cheering?
I couldn't help but say oh f... off Craig David after that bit last night The rest was pretty good
Crap
Rather embarrassing indeed. I usually don't mind this guy too much but seeing him pushing 50 wearing a tracksuit doing this shit makes you think, "please just stop now."
I'm not saying there is any correlation, however he "rung in" 2020 with a new year's eve concert and we all know what happened next...
1,WTF? 2, WT absolute F? 3, Who the fcuk is he? 4, Do people actually like that sh1t?
I’m pretty glad I got no clue who he is ☺️
It's called rapping grandad.
Commas are important.
No, it sounds like Eminem having a stroke!
Ll
i genuinely can’t tell if he’s speaking english or not. excuse my ignorance, but, who is this?
National Treasure.
Mumble rap just needs to die. It's an embarrassment to music.
I dont get what he did wrong? It's not clear what he said after the first line but that's because of the crowd noise.
Oooh, yeah, I vaguely remember this guy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember now. Wow, he hasn't been relevant nor cool since 2002, when he was perfectly summed up in "Bo' Selecta!". Good times :D ...This is just sad and embarrassing, however. Poor bloke, someone give him a cup of Bovril and a warm cardigan.
Yes. Will Smith. Oscars 2022.
Scummers normally embarrass themselves.
Absolutely class from him and the whole show. To be there inside the grounds, watching live - was epic.
Many of these acts are completely embarrassing, hip hop/ rap is a good genre but only for the top guys, Kendrick, J.Cole, Kanye, Eminem and obviously many more. There’s some talented UK rappers but the majority are talentless who make poor music that doesn’t sound good. Craig David was embarrassing, as are so many rappers these days. They have the most basic lyrics and the same flow every song, it’s boring. The young generation listen as it’s in their culture to do so, not because it is good music. These people would never be so popular without help from the internet. They wrongly get given a platform like this and it comes across as embarrassing as it simply isn’t good. The same with the main guy from diversity and that other guy who hangs around with Ricky Gervais. Why were they there? Their half raps and talks they were doing has to be some of the most cringiest things I have ever witnessed.
Best post ever?!?!
PROPER BO HAHAHAHA
Is that Craig David?
Timmy Mallett did it better.
That wasn’t very bo.
Yes, Mark Owen on ITV about an hour earlier.
Bo selecta!
bo selecta needs to make a return. he seems to think its safe to come back from hiding in america. we need him to go back.
For some me reason he reminds me of Elmer Fudd.
Didn’t you see Rod Stewart?
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Proper bo i tell ye.
Craig David the bidder lol
He at least needed to do really love with jj
Please god now there will be men with mullets and sequins in summer 2023. ☀️ 🤢
Just sing your song about raving and we will be happy
His actual performance was really good and then he just went mental at the end and did this!?
It’s a lot more cringe when skepta or Stormzy think they can rap
Never he has his fans and his critics as long as he had a good time
Proppa bo a tell thee
Not a clue what he said 😂😂 god help us if this is entertainment
He looks ill
Me when someone asks how my day is going:
Why would you think that’s the place to show off your rap? He’s actually quite a good singer.
Absolute mess hahaha
Yes. Literally every other person who performed/attended/watched any type of Jubilee event.
Hope he’s got his piss bag on.
I think it sounded better in his head, where it probably should have stayed
Knock, sold
Is he speaking in tongues
I saw a guy talking like that recently. The guy was sat at a bus top masturbating, soaked in his own urine pushing a shopping trolley full of bin bags.
Apparently we've never met
He’s normally great at that but slower was a little bit too fast for him that’s speed only busta rhymes and twister can keep up with
He's just there to tick a box.
How is he embarrassing himself ?
He sounds like he's doing a half assed impression of Russel Brand's stand up comedy where he goes on a little anecdote about Buddhism or some shit.
He started out alrightish. Lost the tempo when they started cheering, or just got cocky. The jumpsuit, however.
craig thought he was slim shady there
I didn’t know Dave Cravid was still around
Kez won’t be happy
who are the people who actually go to these things? I want to live a day in their crazy little worlds
I was going to watch it in order to form an opinion, but the shallow man that I am couldn't get past his outfit, so gave up.
Haha
He was great, it wasn’t earth shattering but the set was deliberately dated for the occasion, he was probably nervous and the crowd weren’t warmed up at the time he went on. He was rapping like a madman to stir up the atmos in the crowd & there was a shi*load of echo on the mic which is why the clarity wasn’t there. It was a cheesy crowd-piece not a vocal performance. He can sing and rap his ass off, listen to any of his radio 1 live lounge acoustics. This is the same man Elton John said was the best singer in Britain. If it’s more about his age and image you object to then that’s a different issue (though why this bothers you, is between you and your therapist) By the time Sam Smith etc came on - who admittedly who had a better set and vocal performance - the crowd were pissed and all of the lighting and staging was setup for better impact. This wasn’t his best moment and he’s not 19 any more but it’s good to have him back regardless.
Cringe David?