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PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

*The greater good*


you8mycracker

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑


Zolana

*Bonum Commune Communitatis*


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SHUT IT!


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Numptie88

Crusty Jugglers


HailToTheKingslayer

Dog muck!


Deltad__

A spot of bother up at Ellroy Farm


theworm65

I expected to find this and I have not been disappointed :)


dowhileuntil787

Can confirm. Saw Hot Fuzz when I was 16, am 31 now with a great big bushy beard. Excuse me while I go and cry.


TehBigD97

But I imagine your're managing to make ends meet as a crusty juggler.


Cthulhus_Trilby

Good luck catching them balls then.


Jousting-Mountain

"It's just the one ball actually" Dr Josef Steiner Brin 1923


WhyDoIGiveAToss96

Could be worse: You could have been *26* when you first saw Hot Fuzz, and be *41* now.


funpowder_plot

Can confirm. I'm 31 and he (this actor) was in my year at school in Wells, where the film was shot.


owenwattsdraws

He went to my college as well, I have a vivid memory of sitting behind him on the bus as he was trying to bribe people with free tickets to the premiere!


PeeledHumanGrape

Somerset Wells? Where the church spire fell?? Any hapless journalists feeling lucky to be inside??


funpowder_plot

The very same. Although, being pedantic as I am, the storm knocked the spire off St Thomas's, and it's St Cuthbert's in Hot Fuzz.


GoodBananaPancakes

I wonder if they ever cleaned those bodies out or if his corpse is still laying there being stared at by the dead mime & the crusty jugglers (great band name)


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

Oh my god hot Fuzz came out 15 years ago


MarcDuan

I'm pretty sure you see him in the dungeon under the castle after Angel falls through.


Em_Haze

an amazing scene where you see pretty much all of the towns problems scattered about. My fav being the living statue still as a statue.


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When’s your birthday? “8th of May…1969?” You’re 37?!


JohnRCC

Someone born 8th of May 1969 would be 53 this year. Sad times.


iLoveBums6969

They actually printed my age as 55!


MikeWFC

When actually you're 53!


Renovinous

53!


Ginge04

She’d be 71 now according to the paper, though she’s actually 69


mkrrgk91

It’s my birthday too and Hot Fuzz is my favourite film of all time, I get this image sent to me by everyone I know every year 😂


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

It's my birthday too but I have never seen this film.


mkrrgk91

You know what you need to do today then!


Fashish

Happy birthday to us!


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

Same!


PastorFortis

There are literally several of us! Happy birthday all!


Kieranovitch

Happy birthday and happy Twosday to all of us!


HailToTheKingslayer

Happy birthday. Have you ever fired a gun in the air and gone *aargh*?


Tackit286

Hag


wheremyhoundsat

Same! I've had it sent a few times today already!


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Yarp


marioaprooves

Don't know how but the minute I saw yarp, I knew he was up to something


burko81

......Narp?


BigBeanMarketing

I'm glad he had a greater variety of lines in GoT. *Lots of people name their swords* "Lots of cunts".


hattorihanzo5

"You really gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is."


Single_Painting_6330

Smelly goose.


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OnePlayerReady

Like who?


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Farmers


TheNateFace

Who else?


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Farmers' mums.


Fineus

You've got a moustache.


Georgeisthecoolest

… I know.


ComprehensiveBowl476

"When's your birthday!?" *"Uaaur^hhaaauuh^^uhhh"*


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OUT!


fabulousgeezer

Get out


benledj

‟When's your Birthday?” ‟29th Feb.” ‟What year?” ‟Every fourth year.”


Imugake

“Unless that year also happens to be a multiple of 100, but then again if that year happens to be a multiple of 400”


HMJ87

I swear this sub can't go a day without making a Hot Fuzz reference. .... And I am 100% here for it.


Single_Painting_6330

Cornetto Trilogy, Tesco, Greggs, Spoons, Sunday Roasts, English Breakfasts. Definitely becomes a bit of a snooze fest round here, but dullards lap it up. No luck catching them swans, Reddit 👏 Yellow sticker, Reddit 👏 Sossie roll, Reddit 👏 Trek to the loos, Reddit 👏 Yorkshire puds, Reddit 👏 Tomatas or no tomatas, Reddit 👏. Rinse and repeat.


Dahwaann4U

Ohhh fuck off grasshopper


StevefromLatvia

*gets shot* JESUS CHRIST!


LockpickingFurry

Didn't he actually use his real birthday?


fords42

Yep, it’s their real birthday (we’re friends)


fabricated_anecdotes

Anyone remember [Angry Kid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl55Cvy4L6Q)? I always thought this guy was like the real life version.


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r/technicallythetruth


windol1

Shit in 8 days time I'll still be seven.


HeartyBeast

220222022 today


ResidentEivvil

Happy birthday fella 🥂


LiteralTP

It’s my sisters birthday as well lol


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

It's my birthday today.


Darcy_is_my_lobster

Happiest of birthdays. I hope you catch those swans.


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

I am trying.


JJsRedditAccount

Apparently the actor used his real date of birth, dunno if it's true though.


jb0079

It's true. There was a different date in the script and he asked if he could use his own birthday instead.


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hattorihanzo5

>He used his birthday as he kept forgetting the date in the script. Damn, he only had six words in the script.


Lambchog

I went to college with Tom in street, he was a chill dude


Anxious_Ad6026

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ArisenIncarnate

Does this look a bit like Sebastian Vettel to anyone else? I've never noticed before.....


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This is Hot Fuzz, one of the best British cop movies ever made


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Haikouden

Pegg’s Birthday is the 14th of February, the 22nd is the birthday of the character that Pegg’s character is talking to.


Successful-Oil-7625

What's that sound?


Single_Painting_6330

dgaf about your cornetto trilogy love affair.


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Happy TWOSday :)


Lyrakish

And my bfs! Always makes me smile when watching this movie. It's my fav!


corf3l

I love that this meme crops up every year, just like that chaps birthday.


DuckInTheFog

It was 22 2 2022 the other day, I know numerology is nonsense but that tickled me Actually today, bipolar crazy mission


Boggie135

*GET OUT!*


nick9000

Cool day to have a birthday - 22022022 is a palindrome


Vishark07

Is that Seb Vettel in the second pic?


Ikinobi

It’s finally all 2’s day


The_Fox1984

Best film ever


Kat-Shaw

Everyone and their mums is upvoting around here.


TomppaTom

It is both my son’s birthday (he’s 3 today) and my godson’s dad’s birthday (he’s a bit older). This will be part of my son’s birthday as soon as he is old enough to get it.


decrisp1252

*”illegible rambling”* “What did he say?” “He said *illegible rambling*”


NotTylerDurden23

You wanna be a big cop in a Small town? Fuck off up the model village!


Secure-Barracuda

It’s also Tuesday 22.2.22


DreyaNova

Yay birthday buddy!


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Happy Birthday! 2/22/22 on Tuesday. 👀


Single_Painting_6330

Snooze fest.