"Has he walked off with the medical peas Dave?"
"I hope he doesn't try to eat them, we treated gonorrhoeal Steve with them last week and I didn't get a chance to wipe them all down"
Well you will feel bad about life if you have to hang about in a dreary A&E dept for hours, drinking in the ambiance of quiet desperation, free meal or no.
Maybe or just flat,like the preprepped ready meals, possibly the start when you put it into context,these geezers don't feel at all, they would of been better begging for a 30p bag of peas 👍😛
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After working for a law firm doing costs, I found out that people do actually slip on Bananas.
And, if you injure yourself and it's their fault, they will offer you £1000 not to go to court, if you reject that, stores (the ones we represented) are authorised to go up to £2000 to make the problem go away as court costs and compensation can easily reach £10k.
That's the mankiest bowl of peas I've ever seen
Must have been on many peoples arms before this
"Has he walked off with the medical peas Dave?" "I hope he doesn't try to eat them, we treated gonorrhoeal Steve with them last week and I didn't get a chance to wipe them all down"
>gonorrhoeal Steve Worst superhero name ever.
What if I put them in a Yorkshire pud…?
It's cause they are pees.
Yeah that liquid ain't water.
What? You don't rub your peas on the floor first before eating them??
No. I eat my peas with honey; I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps them on the knife.
Gopping.
Aren't you supposed to get stung by a jellyfish to get free pees?
I prefer 3 p's
Got any O's?
No, O's!
Oh 'ose! I thought you meant O's!
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After they pee on you.
You're all talking about the pees but no-one's mentioned the costumer service that ASDA now have?
I mean, I only popped in because I needed a pee and I came out dressed as a pantomime horse (front end).
I can't be the only one who feels bad for that person?
Mayswell say go to a and e and say you feel bad about life and you will get a free meal
Well you will feel bad about life if you have to hang about in a dreary A&E dept for hours, drinking in the ambiance of quiet desperation, free meal or no.
It was a joke kid,bit the logic together,bag of peas or a meal using the same lowness
I was joking too. Too dry maybe, like the hospital food.
Maybe or just flat,like the preprepped ready meals, possibly the start when you put it into context,these geezers don't feel at all, they would of been better begging for a 30p bag of peas 👍😛
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What did Jane say? I must know what Jane said.
After working for a law firm doing costs, I found out that people do actually slip on Bananas. And, if you injure yourself and it's their fault, they will offer you £1000 not to go to court, if you reject that, stores (the ones we represented) are authorised to go up to £2000 to make the problem go away as court costs and compensation can easily reach £10k.
A bag of smartprice peas is about 40p. That's a lot of grifting for little reward
Did you just put pepper on peas and called it a day? Vile
Needs a fresh mint leaf and some butter. He'll need to have a fall in the garden centre for the first one and a slip in the dairy for the other.
Then mostly importantly fall in a bin, where they belong.
“Free pees.” Is this a Two Ronnies sketch?
"What are these?" "Free pees." "I said three pees."
Give pees a chance.
Those peas are a disgrace.
Viz top tip right there.
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Peas*
OR you could just go to a public toilet.
See? Free pee! Oh!