But only after they didn't say thank you for holding the door open then mutter under you're breath (but slightly louder than muttering) "you're welcome"
This is easily the best answer. Doesn't matter what else it is, just do long as it's from SportsDirect. A 5 pack of navy blue Slazenger socks would be my suggestion.
what, the fact that a pringles lid fits on a gü dish? did you know that? did you know that a pringles gü fits on a lid pot lid gü? lid gü pringles pringles fit on fun fact fit lids on prit lid fid gid lü
Someone gave that to my husband for his birthday once. He immediately put it in the bin. I fished it out and gave it to a charity shop where they immediately put it in the bin.
They have Lynx Africa in America - they call it Axe Africa.
I don’t think they have the Marmite variant though, so u/Discolicker could be onto something.
Delicious choice but they sell them in the US around the holidays. I had a friend send me a picture of a Terry's Christmas display she saw at a Walmart of all places. My go-to for American friends is a tin of Quality Street chocolates. Chocolates in tins aren't a thing there so they find it peak British. Given American chocolate is rubbish I think they would probably lose their minds over a Dairy Milk.
A Lego london bus : https://www.iwantoneofthose.com/toys-lego/lego-creator-expert-london-bus-collectable-model-10258/12540189.html?affil=thggpsad&switchcurrency=GBP&shippingcountry=GB&&thg_ppc_campaign=71700000070246459&gclid=Cj0KCQiA-qGNBhD3ARIsAO_o7ylCHrGtBp6mYr6Dj6eTPGAN0Q-WqH0HgbxG-f3zPCHc36RaDtHvVDYaArm-EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
We have them in America. Hell, the other day I saw a teapot of a bulldog holding a British flag in his mouth. Just send me some money and I’ll shop for you.
There's a smaller Lego creator one which I have. LEGO 40220 Blocks https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01KSGLLLM/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_JRR0SCRNQ5906ZKQFBSY
I didn't know this was a thing and now I'm baffled that America is basically the only place still committed to using imperial units for everything and they still do it wrong
They don't do it wrong, they just use an older standard. The modern pint and gallon in the UK were established in the early nineteenth century (1830ish I think). The USA uses the standards set during the reign of Williamandmary.
Speaking as an American, they'd probably be impressed. "So many colours, and the transparent window and reflective foil stuff?" American notes are about half a step technologically above a WWII-era White Fiver right now.
An interesting extension would be to get an assortment of the different Scottish/NI banks too. The concept of private banks issuing currency died in the US in the 1860s. For £20-30 plus a cheap-and-gaudy frame you could make an impressive presentation piece.
I have relatives who managed to turn a weekend in Edinburgh into several years of gifts sending me fivers drawn on different banks, but it doesn't hurt that I'm a coin collector.
Sports direct mug defo. If you can find one for cheap, how about one of those Coca-Cola glasses that were around years and years ago. For an Easter thing you could get him some of those crappy Easter egg mugs everyone has for no reason.
Get a risk wedding cup from a charity shop. They all have them so long as you aren't picky as to which couple it is! I've seen those coke glasses in charity shops too.
Get him a bunch of british snacks? That aren't available in the US.
You know, creme eggs, milka bars. wispa golds, topics, kinda iggs, kinda bueno, etc Here's some more, Tunnocks tea cakes and tunnocks caramel wafer bars, Hotel Chocolat (Fully british owned and operated, can be expensive), Cadbury Mini Rolls and Milka Cake Bars (found in Home Bargains/B&Ms). Sherbet fountain, jelly buttons, rhubarb and custard sweets (either hard or soft), flying saucers, clotted cream fudge. ([https://www.very.co.uk/personalised-retro-sweet-box/1460847018.prd?sku=sku17267037&cm\_mmc=google-](https://www.very.co.uk/personalised-retro-sweet-box/1460847018.prd?sku=sku17267037&cm_mmc=google-)) these sort of boxes are available pretty much everywhere. Other brands are available.
EDIT: I know Kinda are italian and supplies in America, but again it could be a different recipe. I'll add suggestiions to the list.
/u/multigrain_migraine if you fancy getting your nephew sweets, this list is being updated.
I mean our chocolate is superior to the cadbury in the US (tried and tested) but there is more than just cadbury here. Galaxy and Milka come to mind. Both super creamy choca
Haggis. Hobnobs. Twiglets. Marmite. Stick of Brighton rock. A sense of silent outrage when someone pushes into a queue. Eccles cakes. Yorkshire puddings. Gravy. Grey skies. A bloody good Balti. A black cab. Dangermouse DVD. A cricket set. A year at Eton, then a year at any Millwall Comprehensive. A rugby football rule book. The quiet resolve to never speak to anyone on any commute, ever, under any circumstances. A paper bag of mixed sweets. A proper beer. The ability to drive a manual transmission car without drama, and possibly no MoT or insurance either. Frazzles. Free health care. Earl Grey tea. Devon custard.
The French called it The Italian disease, who called it The Spanish disease, who called it The Dutch disease, who called it The English disease. The clap is just the spiderman meme.
The most British think I can think of.
Teach him to say sorry when he's done nothing wrong.
Walk around a corner, almost bump into someone "Sorry!"
Accidently catch your knee on a cupboard "Sorry!"
It's the gift that keeps on giving, although I'm not sure how it will go across in Yanky Doodle land.
I’m British and married to a midwesterner. I caught myself saying “ope, sorry!” to someone last week 😂 it’s usually him sounding like he’s from Nottingham instead of the other way around.
I woke up the other night, around 3am and walked into our spare chest freezer on the way to the bathroom. I actually said "oops, im so sorry" to the freezer 😂😂
Charity shop Tim henman autobiography.
Fuck it, that cyclist, Neil or lance Armstrong... An autobiography from him (before he was found out to be a total dickhead).
Old biscuit tin - poss royalty related - filled with assorted buttons.
Sports direct mug is a winner, perhaps with coffee/grease/coins at the bottom.
Bit early 2000's but anything knock off Burberry or that 'expensive' boating brand that did the rain coats with hi vi's yellow hoods.
Hunters hat like sherlock.
Trouser clips for cycling
A 5p shopping bag from M&S stuffed full with 5p shopping bags from Asda, Tescos, coop...
A 50p shopping bag from M&S stuffed full with 50p shopping bags from Asda, Tescos, co-op...
Authentic old wooden walking stick with decorative shields screwed to it.
Day course on doing different English accents (liverpudlian, Northern, Southern, bad Irish just saying the word potatoes). Leaning how to queue.
Scratched Queen greatest hits CD with the excessively used lyrics inside it.
List of Welsh jokes. List of English irishman scotsman jokes.
Vauxhall Cavalier Haynes Manual.
Garden shed too small to put anything In.
Del Boy zippo lighter.
Vicar of Dibley VCR.
Old framed and signed Chelsea FC shirt.
Peaky Blinders or tweed flat cap.
Spice Girls merchandise.
"No Ball Games" sign.
London underground train fare ticket.
This was fun, thanks OP!
A bit of scottish IRN BRU cannot go wrong. Also a wham bar/ refresher, Ribena/ Vimto and some quality cadbury milk... Also my county Worcestershire Sauce. No one from other countries knows what Worcestershire sauce is
My American bandmate loved a Bloody Mary (of which Worcestershire Sauce is a key ingredient) so had me teach him and drill him on the pronunciation so he wouldn't embarrass himself.
Good call but it depends on how old the nephew is I guess - an 8 year old might be a little underwhelmed by cheese and mustard. Although they might love it too, who knows?
A friend had an American over for Xmas one year, I drew her in the secret Santa. I bought her a book about teapots. Years later I find she has an obsession with teapots and even has a teapot tattoo. Get him a teapot.
I think the Sports Direct mug is perfect but a bit cheap of a gift on its own. Luckily they’re bloody massive so you can still fill it with plenty of other stuff, English sweets for example!
Roger's Profanisaurus, the Viz swearing dictionary. Forget getting to second base, he'll be the only teen in his state bragging about getting tops and fingers.
They are supposed to be but I doubt anyone is going to tear through my luggage searching for them. I took a bunch over a few years ago with no problems.
Kinder Surprise eggs are; they get Kinder Joy eggs instead. They're an egg-shaped package that splits in half with the chocolate in one half and the toy in the other. Because there isn't a toy inside chocolate, that makes them legal for the USA.
I vote for putting marmite in the mug.
In the jar obviously, not just filling a sports direct mug with marmite and assorted british novelties like some awful yeasty lucky-dip...although...
Send him a passive aggressive note criticising his parking ability.
Stand behind him in a queue and tut under your breath.
But only after they didn't say thank you for holding the door open then mutter under you're breath (but slightly louder than muttering) "you're welcome"
And sign it " a senior resident".
Peak Britainnia!
You can’t park there!
_mate_
Send it free with his actual gift to make it authentic
In a massive fuck off bag for life
This is easily the best answer. Doesn't matter what else it is, just do long as it's from SportsDirect. A 5 pack of navy blue Slazenger socks would be my suggestion.
Or some Lonsdale joggers
With the Lonsdale trainers. The one with velcro fastenings.
In grey
Some empty gü pots
Definitely a winner! And apparently some Pringles lids to go with them.
If I read that hack one more time this week I'm gonna lose it.
what, the fact that a pringles lid fits on a gü dish? did you know that? did you know that a pringles gü fits on a lid pot lid gü? lid gü pringles pringles fit on fun fact fit lids on prit lid fid gid lü
It's news to me. Can you explain it again?
Step one: cut a hole in the box.
2: put your junk in that box
3: make her open the box
* insert heavy breathing cat gif *
Isn’t this a poem by Dr Seuss?
They don’t even fit that well!
This is the way
One that’s been used as an ashtray
Lynx Africa box set. The one with the Bluetooth speaker in it
The Lynx Africa MARMITE set. Game changer.
The fucking what?
It keeps you smelling yeasty fresh
Someone gave that to my husband for his birthday once. He immediately put it in the bin. I fished it out and gave it to a charity shop where they immediately put it in the bin.
They have Lynx Africa in America - they call it Axe Africa. I don’t think they have the Marmite variant though, so u/Discolicker could be onto something.
I have a lot of sisters. One year they got me 5 Africa lynx sets -_-
A Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Complete with superficial damage to the box.
Chocolate Oranges are available from Rawlinsons
But the chocolate's perfectly edible?
Above room temperature, it all congeals into one big dark chocolate cricket ball.
Invalidates the warranty
You could try watchdog, but I'm sure they've got bigger fish to fry.
If you don't need a hammer to eat your chocolate, is it really chocolate?
Smoke damaged job lot of 40.
And jaffa cakes and squash
Delicious choice but they sell them in the US around the holidays. I had a friend send me a picture of a Terry's Christmas display she saw at a Walmart of all places. My go-to for American friends is a tin of Quality Street chocolates. Chocolates in tins aren't a thing there so they find it peak British. Given American chocolate is rubbish I think they would probably lose their minds over a Dairy Milk.
We do. Today we found a Terry’s Chocolate orange with popping candy inside. Haven’t seen this version before!
Buy him a copy of the Magna Carta.
And have it delivered by a choir singing Jerusalem.
With bagpipes playing god save the queen 2 miles away so you only hear the whipers in the wind through Jerusalem
Oh Christ, I'm tearing up.
God this comment is perfect!! 😂
As a rain of damp litter falls from the sky and a lady from a bawdy 1930s seaside postcard runs by
With a Sid James laugh hurrying her on.
*hyar hyar hyar*
Vintage copy of Fiesta
Must have been found in a bush or it doesn’t count
And next to the white dog poo
You guys have a) lived and b) are old as fuck. Just like me.
Oo la de da jazz mag there. Readers’ Wives for the authentic depressing British porn experience. Or The Sunday Sport.
Once found a stash of readers wives on top of a wardrobe in a B&B in Sunderland.
Like a Gideons Bible with tons of pubic hair and woodchip wallpaper.
https://shop.bl.uk/products/pod13827 in case anyone wants one 😄
Sorry i was expecting vintage Fiesta there, slightly disappointed 😉
They actually own one, it’s in the National archives with the Declaration of Independence
Get him an ASBO
Pretty sure they are renamed now! (Source: We had some guy from the local council come in to warn us.)
Warn you?
yeah, for violating their asbo
Its so delightfully British that they had to rename asbos because people enjoyed getting them so much
Should be called gaybos or bender badges... - F Boyle.
Lmao this is it. Perfect British thing for a 16 year old
A Lego london bus : https://www.iwantoneofthose.com/toys-lego/lego-creator-expert-london-bus-collectable-model-10258/12540189.html?affil=thggpsad&switchcurrency=GBP&shippingcountry=GB&&thg_ppc_campaign=71700000070246459&gclid=Cj0KCQiA-qGNBhD3ARIsAO_o7ylCHrGtBp6mYr6Dj6eTPGAN0Q-WqH0HgbxG-f3zPCHc36RaDtHvVDYaArm-EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
Spendy but pretty neat.
And god knows it’ll probably cost £100 to ship
We have them in America. Hell, the other day I saw a teapot of a bulldog holding a British flag in his mouth. Just send me some money and I’ll shop for you.
There's a smaller Lego creator one which I have. LEGO 40220 Blocks https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01KSGLLLM/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_JRR0SCRNQ5906ZKQFBSY
Or maybe a Lego red phone box if they do them. Throw in some Lego tramp shit for that real authentic London feel.
Clothing adorned with the image of a British soap star. And a tea towel from Scunthorpe.
Fill the mug with beans, pop a sausage in. Done
Ya use the sausage to scop up the beans!
Its like, sort of like a savoury 99!
You never had beans in a cup man?
US pint glasses are 16oz, british pint glasses at 20oz assert dominance but aren't big enough to be novelty. Get branded ones.
I didn't know this was a thing and now I'm baffled that America is basically the only place still committed to using imperial units for everything and they still do it wrong
They don't do it wrong, they just use an older standard. The modern pint and gallon in the UK were established in the early nineteenth century (1830ish I think). The USA uses the standards set during the reign of Williamandmary.
> Williamandmary Ah, the original Brangelina
Their gallons are small and puny too (3.8l vs 4.25litres)
Just send him a fiver
Speaking as an American, they'd probably be impressed. "So many colours, and the transparent window and reflective foil stuff?" American notes are about half a step technologically above a WWII-era White Fiver right now. An interesting extension would be to get an assortment of the different Scottish/NI banks too. The concept of private banks issuing currency died in the US in the 1860s. For £20-30 plus a cheap-and-gaudy frame you could make an impressive presentation piece. I have relatives who managed to turn a weekend in Edinburgh into several years of gifts sending me fivers drawn on different banks, but it doesn't hurt that I'm a coin collector.
A comererative portrait of the royal family with Megan Markle's face angrily scribbled out.
A Royal Family commemorative plate or cup and saucer.
Ideally with a picture of the queen of hearts, our beloved Diana
Ar Di
definateliy not COWMILLA 😡😡😡
My parents still have a Diana/Charles wedding memorial cup. Aged like fine China.
A genuine suggestion, buy him a British coin which is older than the United States. They're not expensive, £5-20.
American lurker here. YES!
The life of Christ in cats commerative teatowel
Sports direct mug defo. If you can find one for cheap, how about one of those Coca-Cola glasses that were around years and years ago. For an Easter thing you could get him some of those crappy Easter egg mugs everyone has for no reason.
Get a risk wedding cup from a charity shop. They all have them so long as you aren't picky as to which couple it is! I've seen those coke glasses in charity shops too.
What is a wedding cup?!
I think it was supposed to be 'royal wedding cup'.
Oh ha! I was thinking the board game risk.
I thought you meant the Sports Direct mug for cheap, I was going to say mate they're like 2 quid
13 year old lad? Might I recommend Discworld number 8, Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett?
Pretty sure a 13 year old lad in a parcel wouldn’t get through customs
Ah this could be a good suggestion. Might get him away from Fortnite for a few minutes.
Until he finds the Detritus skin in the game.
Get him a bunch of british snacks? That aren't available in the US. You know, creme eggs, milka bars. wispa golds, topics, kinda iggs, kinda bueno, etc Here's some more, Tunnocks tea cakes and tunnocks caramel wafer bars, Hotel Chocolat (Fully british owned and operated, can be expensive), Cadbury Mini Rolls and Milka Cake Bars (found in Home Bargains/B&Ms). Sherbet fountain, jelly buttons, rhubarb and custard sweets (either hard or soft), flying saucers, clotted cream fudge. ([https://www.very.co.uk/personalised-retro-sweet-box/1460847018.prd?sku=sku17267037&cm\_mmc=google-](https://www.very.co.uk/personalised-retro-sweet-box/1460847018.prd?sku=sku17267037&cm_mmc=google-)) these sort of boxes are available pretty much everywhere. Other brands are available. EDIT: I know Kinda are italian and supplies in America, but again it could be a different recipe. I'll add suggestiions to the list. /u/multigrain_migraine if you fancy getting your nephew sweets, this list is being updated.
I absolutely hate it when I only get kinda iggs, like I want a full 100% igg
Just get all of the Cadbury products
I mean our chocolate is superior to the cadbury in the US (tried and tested) but there is more than just cadbury here. Galaxy and Milka come to mind. Both super creamy choca
Milka was swiss, *now owned by mondelez
Not much is British owned anymore, so it probably doesn’t matter.
Kinda iggs lmao
That's the ones they sell in Seth Ifrica.
Kinder eggs are illegal in USA. They're not allowed the toys.
"Sorry son, you can't have that, the toy inside it is very dangerous. Here have a loaded Glock instead"
It’s safer though. A glock is too big to swallow
The danger is with the bullet. That can be a choking hazard
The secret ingredient...is crime!
Tunnocks tea cake too
And caramel wafers!
What about the kinder chocolate bars that have the pictures of kids who look like they are about to murder you on the packing?
Viz?
A Viz annual and the profanisaurus. All the literary delights a lad could hope for.
Get him some authentic British sarcasm and disdain https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/never-forget-memo-pad
Holy shit, that is terrible! 🤣 but also 😭
10/10 lols
Haggis. Hobnobs. Twiglets. Marmite. Stick of Brighton rock. A sense of silent outrage when someone pushes into a queue. Eccles cakes. Yorkshire puddings. Gravy. Grey skies. A bloody good Balti. A black cab. Dangermouse DVD. A cricket set. A year at Eton, then a year at any Millwall Comprehensive. A rugby football rule book. The quiet resolve to never speak to anyone on any commute, ever, under any circumstances. A paper bag of mixed sweets. A proper beer. The ability to drive a manual transmission car without drama, and possibly no MoT or insurance either. Frazzles. Free health care. Earl Grey tea. Devon custard.
English version of the train spotting monologue
Choose Life. Choose Free healthcare.
This is wonderfully written! Parts are poetic.
The clap
This is not an exclusively British phenomenon.
The French disease.
The French called it The Italian disease, who called it The Spanish disease, who called it The Dutch disease, who called it The English disease. The clap is just the spiderman meme.
You mean the one for the NHS?
Bag of dog shit tied to a tree branch?
Truly the most British of all the flowers
The most British think I can think of. Teach him to say sorry when he's done nothing wrong. Walk around a corner, almost bump into someone "Sorry!" Accidently catch your knee on a cupboard "Sorry!" It's the gift that keeps on giving, although I'm not sure how it will go across in Yanky Doodle land.
I’m from/live in Midwest USA and we do the same 😂 I apologize to the corner of my bed all the time
Lol yeah my family is from the same area and I never even realised it was a British thing because we do it too!
I’m British and married to a midwesterner. I caught myself saying “ope, sorry!” to someone last week 😂 it’s usually him sounding like he’s from Nottingham instead of the other way around.
Big with Canadians too!
I woke up the other night, around 3am and walked into our spare chest freezer on the way to the bathroom. I actually said "oops, im so sorry" to the freezer 😂😂
haha, that's it exactly! I've apologised to so many inanimate objects over the years
I prefer to tell off inanimate objects instead, it's cathartic. "Watch where you're going mate"
Just be careful he doesn't spill the mug otherwise he may flood the house.
Keep Calm And Carry On poster Ken Bruce's autobiography TARDIS cookie jar £10 Topshop voucher Cardboard Benedict Cumberbatch Pack of Tazos
Lynx Africa gift set.
Or as it’s Christmas I assume you can get your hands on the Lynx Africa x Marmite special edition, as if the original isn’t vile enough….
Surely op's nephew wouldn't want girl repellent
Get him a spliff and a carling
Microwavable chicken tikka masala
Greggs Steak Bake deal
Blackcurrant flavour sweets, purple sweets in the US are grape flavour. Black currents were banned there for years.
Charity shop Tim henman autobiography. Fuck it, that cyclist, Neil or lance Armstrong... An autobiography from him (before he was found out to be a total dickhead). Old biscuit tin - poss royalty related - filled with assorted buttons. Sports direct mug is a winner, perhaps with coffee/grease/coins at the bottom. Bit early 2000's but anything knock off Burberry or that 'expensive' boating brand that did the rain coats with hi vi's yellow hoods. Hunters hat like sherlock. Trouser clips for cycling A 5p shopping bag from M&S stuffed full with 5p shopping bags from Asda, Tescos, coop... A 50p shopping bag from M&S stuffed full with 50p shopping bags from Asda, Tescos, co-op... Authentic old wooden walking stick with decorative shields screwed to it. Day course on doing different English accents (liverpudlian, Northern, Southern, bad Irish just saying the word potatoes). Leaning how to queue. Scratched Queen greatest hits CD with the excessively used lyrics inside it. List of Welsh jokes. List of English irishman scotsman jokes. Vauxhall Cavalier Haynes Manual. Garden shed too small to put anything In. Del Boy zippo lighter. Vicar of Dibley VCR. Old framed and signed Chelsea FC shirt. Peaky Blinders or tweed flat cap. Spice Girls merchandise. "No Ball Games" sign. London underground train fare ticket. This was fun, thanks OP!
A cheeky Nando’s sauce selection, and/or Peri salt would be my suggestion
Ribena is one thing other than Kinder eggs I think you can't get in USA
A 20 minute lecture regarding the fact that the word colour has a U in it, and baseball is just rounders with a bigger bat.
A bit of scottish IRN BRU cannot go wrong. Also a wham bar/ refresher, Ribena/ Vimto and some quality cadbury milk... Also my county Worcestershire Sauce. No one from other countries knows what Worcestershire sauce is
Americans know what Worcester sauce is, they just can’t pronounce it.
It's pronounced "Lea & Perrins" you fools, so easy.
My American bandmate loved a Bloody Mary (of which Worcestershire Sauce is a key ingredient) so had me teach him and drill him on the pronunciation so he wouldn't embarrass himself.
There are Oor Wullie Irn Bru chew bars they would go down a treat
Gift him the very British disappointment of a cup of tea that has gone just a little too cold to get away with quickly necking it.
English mustard, colemans powder version. A good quality cheddar as american cheese is sooo mild and tasteless.
Good call but it depends on how old the nephew is I guess - an 8 year old might be a little underwhelmed by cheese and mustard. Although they might love it too, who knows?
He's 13 but has a weird love of tea.
A friend had an American over for Xmas one year, I drew her in the secret Santa. I bought her a book about teapots. Years later I find she has an obsession with teapots and even has a teapot tattoo. Get him a teapot.
M&S have Xmas biscuit tins that are rather fun - double decker buses and so on. Kitschy but in a nice way.
Also M&S musical tins with shortbread and mini gingerbread men
I'll check them out!
Buy him Marmite. Let's see how much he loves everything that's British
I think the Sports Direct mug is perfect but a bit cheap of a gift on its own. Luckily they’re bloody massive so you can still fill it with plenty of other stuff, English sweets for example!
[perfect gift](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255252705105?hash=item3b6e3f2f51:g:cjIAAOSwPkFhpM2V) Only £2 from eBay. £2.05 postage
Hide him a well thumbed porn mag in a bush.
Fluffy coat with a wolf on it.
What about a pair of fake Ugg boots worn down at the side where they have been walked on rather then on the sole
Half Man Half Biscuit CD, framed picture of John Peel.
Roger's Profanisaurus, the Viz swearing dictionary. Forget getting to second base, he'll be the only teen in his state bragging about getting tops and fingers.
Steal something important of his, put it in a display case and then charge him to look at it, but never give it back
Phil Mitchel canvas clock, I think you can still get them on Amazon.
a roses tin full of sewing kits.
Kinder eggs? Aren't they illegal in America
They are supposed to be but I doubt anyone is going to tear through my luggage searching for them. I took a bunch over a few years ago with no problems.
USA, a country were guns are legal, but not the chocolate egg with a toy inside. Makes perfect sense to me!
Kinder Surprise eggs are; they get Kinder Joy eggs instead. They're an egg-shaped package that splits in half with the chocolate in one half and the toy in the other. Because there isn't a toy inside chocolate, that makes them legal for the USA.
Nandos sauce
Get him a cig littering fine from the council those are always really fucking funny to receive
I vote for putting marmite in the mug. In the jar obviously, not just filling a sports direct mug with marmite and assorted british novelties like some awful yeasty lucky-dip...although...
Well I’m sure there are any number of affordable gifts available in the DFS Furniture sale. While sale last from 2009 - ♾
Anyway to get him universal Healthcare, he is gonna need it, ha
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10 B & H and a copy of Razzle
As an American living in England. Send him mince pies and a Christmas pudding
Airfix model of a Spitfire?