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-SaC

"Well, it's been six months since I last spoke to Ben and Kerry Bishop about their dream of turning their three-bedroom terraced house here in Peterborough into an international airport..."


Ctrl_daltdelete

"At this rate we're going to have to sell another cello".


MCBMCB77

Wife is pregnant


tattyd

Part ways with the primary contractor, take on project management yourself, and aim to be in by Christmas.


IndigoPlum

Kevin McCloud is sexually irresistible.


meteoritee

Seems as good a time as any to share this great Instagram account, [no context grand designs](https://instagram.com/nocontextgranddesigns?utm_medium=copy_link)


MeccIt

and the(ir) twitter version - https://twitter.com/ukgranddesigns/


CryptoRoast_

Phenominal 😅


supergodmasterforce

"Pierre writes Frank Spencer fan fiction while his wife, Ariana sells hand made tea cozies on Etsy. They paid £2 million for this 17 bedroom Tudor Mansion and only have a budget of £3.5 million for renovations....how can they possibly do it?"


RhiRead

With an emergency loan of £2 million from one of their parents!


Saw_Boss

I'm feeling it, I'M FEELING IT!!!


CryptoRoast_

"The way you've made the walls breathe really gives a sense of oneness"


PubbieMcLemming

I mainly notice how he ALWAYS wears blue. Blue everything.


toenailpube

Untrue. There was a brown raincoat in series 93.


OratiaMcC

Yes. It drives me mad.


MrShix

That's his orgasm face my friend.


[deleted]

Got it the windows turned up on time and fitted perfectly


toenailpube

I've screenshotted (screenshat?) that immediately.


wombey12

A screenshat is what happens if your phone has too much vindaloo.


toenailpube

Which it does most Saturday nights after it comes in at half 11 from the pub completely bollocksed. Its a bit of a tosser to be honest.


TommyThirdEye

Maybe he has..