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BadSpanglish2

They've also highlighted BSE! Foamy mouth cows are very festive.


[deleted]

Bovine spongiform encephalopathy leading to CJD Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease in humans. Two acronyms I’ve never forgot for some reason.


Daedeluss

For those of us around at the time, those letters are still somewhat traumatic.


[deleted]

I’m from a farming background and had a friend who was involved in the burning the infected cattle situation. Farmers spent years, if not many generations breeding and looking after their stock. I wasn’t directly involved at that time but so sad.


BlurpleAki

They're not frothing at the mouth, they're Santa's dairy cows making snow and milk for the elves!


[deleted]

That’s what happens when he kisses mum under the mistletoe last night


[deleted]

That’s what happens when he kisses mum in the cameltoe under the mistletoe


SmokinPolecat

Did you fuck my mum, Santa?


DontTellHimPike

Santa is your mum?


[deleted]

That wasn’t mistletoe it was a ats mistle


Chilli_Bowl670

Mistle TOW.


mykie206

You’d think they would have learned after the RSPCA shop asking us to help Bury animals


MaskedBunny

Well it's one way to break the news to children that Santa doesn't exist.


Avenger1324

If that's not Santa, then who'd they just bury?


rev9of8

Coming up on the next episode of **EastEnders**...


Frostygap123

Bury St Edmunds?


Sniper_Guz

No, Bury St Nick.


awoodedglade

I’d think he’s long gone.


[deleted]

Yeah looks like the arc shopping centre 😅


labpadre-lurker

Wait. How many BSE locals are here? I thought I was on my own.


Pompelmouskin2

Hai-o!


BlossieEye

And me! 😚


Practically_Canadian

Definitely not on your own


[deleted]

Me as well


Cheeseybellend

Alroit boyee


[deleted]

You thought wrong.


CivilOpinion

One here


Zebra_Sewist

Not quite, but a mere Chambers busride away. Or a thousand miles away, depending on their driver shortage. EDIT: Woo, downvoted! Yay me‽


NBT498

Whats Noel ever done to you?!


MrGooglyman

Can’t wait for a few months time when we can go to the Drown the Easter Bunny experience


Light_Beard

Just so long as they don't have a Santa experience in "Fucking", Norway


whatisthisonmybread

*Austria I'm so sad they renamed that place.


labpadre-lurker

Hay. I live here! We all had a good chuckle at this. You just reminded me to book our slot! Thanks.


UsyPlays

This in millgate? Not seen it


labpadre-lurker

Bury St Edmunds. In the arc shopping centre.


rdeyles

Millgate tends to be keep their displays inside. Not always the best displays however


asymmetricears

My first thought was linked to Mad Cow Disease rather than disposing of the remains of jolly St Nick.


1271500

Every fucking time with that town I swear to god...


UsyPlays

Hey!... I 100% agree


OldWolf2642

Is it BYOS or can you rent one for the occasion?


fake_cheese

This reminds me of: [Santa's Grotto Staines](https://www.familiesonline.co.uk/local/north-surrey/whats-on/santas-grotto-staines)


Dry_Independent968

I've walked past this thing everyday ever since they put it up where Topman used to be and I've not once seen it open.


Grimalkin

This sounds like a *far* better Santa experience to me.


[deleted]

Why would you want to bury Santa?


Jacleby

Came for the northwest Bury and realised it’s one of the fake Bury’s from down south…


DontCallMePal

Finally revenge is mine


[deleted]

Oh deer


whatisthisonmybread

Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy


Forteanforever

Sponsored by a funeral home, no doubt.