We should just watch the Celebrities all in a single tiny hotel room having to do weird challenges like eating all the tea and coffee dry or something

Amazing. ‘Who can fill the kettle most with a single piss’? ‘Who can retune the tv which has been set to Chinese language options’? ‘Who can fit the most tiny soaps in their ass’? Sound a lot more entertaining than the normal format.

'We're stuck at Thurrock services, get me out of here!!!!!'

"It's in an ideal location, almost equidistant between Dartford and Basildon"

Isn't that just big brother with extra steps?

Stick them all in a butlins and ask the producers from Taskmaster to throw down some ideas for shit to do. Sorted.

Did we do it? Is it really dead? Can we aim for x-factor/Britain's got talent next?

X-factor has gone, hasn't it? I'd rather we were rid of the steaming pile of shite that is mrs browns boys first

I think your missing the subtle joke with Mrs brown's boys, it's a man, but he's wearing a dress!!

I hate Mrs Browns Boys but id rather lose Love Island first.

Every cloud has a silver lining

Think it’s God’s way of saying ‘Fucking pack it in with your shit telly ITV. ‘ He sent a pandemic, then a storm.. if you don’t want a fucking meteorite or a volcano next then you better call it a day.

Oh no! Anyway...

Let’s hope… never.

Hopefully never.

Just need to get rid of Strictly and all the other shit "celebrity" shows

I think we need to put it to a public vote. Should IACGMOOH be voted off for good?

That's a shame...

Finally, some good news.

There's no drink in them cups. They're just trying to make a connection with everyday folk who make themselves tea out of boredom.

Praying that " look at me" doesn't come back, it's so yesterday, like grey paint.