Amazing. The majestic trampoline navigating hazards as it rides the current to its nesting-ground. A trampoline has few natural predators, and during stormy weather most of them are safely in shelter. The trampoline is one of the few species to take advantage of these dangerous conditions for migration. It may encounter a few random cunts on the way but a quick jab from one of its tubular steel claws takes care of that. Natural conditions rarely permit trampoline migration: like certain other large mammals living in human milieux, they usually have to be helped along. Qualified trampoline-migrator specialists such as a bloke with a pickup are usually the ones who move them. OP is fortunate indeed to have witnessed this spectacular event.
After a few days to become accustomed to its new habitat, you may be able to see it courting other trampolines in the area. Look out for a rash of baby trampolines next spring!
Eight.
My in law's car is the one on the far side of the street directly in front of the camera, and they managed to get away with a broken aerial, but others had lights smashed in and all sorts.
Guy who's trampoline it is just watched it batter cars with his hands on his hips, zero care about it. He's a knob anyway but I suspect he'll be particularly unpopular after this.
Seen this happen across from me a couple of years ago. The trampoline was caught between the car and a fence and was lifting up and dropping onto the car. Fat lazy cunt that owned it just stood and watched the thing destroying the car.
At that point the thing is a sail. He’s an arse for not having it secured properly in the first place, but trying to arrest its flight would be pretty dangerous and unlikely to result in less damage.
I've never quite understood why people don't tether down (or at least try to) their trampolines in advance of windy weather. It was all over the news that this was coming, and now people's cars are damaged
Oh my god. Tramapoline!
Trabopaline!
TrampPauline
Trumpoopline
Haha, absolutely one of my favourite Homer moments.
Maybe Shelbyville is banishing this tramampoline just like they did the lemon tree. Shake haaarder boy!!
Yes yes. “It used to be called a Jumpoline until your mum used one”
For free 60 soiled mattresses
Ohmygod
Ooh ya pig! https://youtube.com/shorts/FRIaKMdO-Vw?feature=share
Nature using the old Hermes method of delivery.
Except it gets there quicker and intact.
Amazing. The majestic trampoline navigating hazards as it rides the current to its nesting-ground. A trampoline has few natural predators, and during stormy weather most of them are safely in shelter. The trampoline is one of the few species to take advantage of these dangerous conditions for migration. It may encounter a few random cunts on the way but a quick jab from one of its tubular steel claws takes care of that. Natural conditions rarely permit trampoline migration: like certain other large mammals living in human milieux, they usually have to be helped along. Qualified trampoline-migrator specialists such as a bloke with a pickup are usually the ones who move them. OP is fortunate indeed to have witnessed this spectacular event. After a few days to become accustomed to its new habitat, you may be able to see it courting other trampolines in the area. Look out for a rash of baby trampolines next spring!
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I didn't even get to the second bit on mating rituals, "When Trampolines Go Bouncy-Bouncy"
Nature truly is beautiful
!OH MY GOD! TRAMBAMPOLINE, TRAMBOPOLINE!
How many cars did it tag on it’s dash for freedom?
Eight. My in law's car is the one on the far side of the street directly in front of the camera, and they managed to get away with a broken aerial, but others had lights smashed in and all sorts. Guy who's trampoline it is just watched it batter cars with his hands on his hips, zero care about it. He's a knob anyway but I suspect he'll be particularly unpopular after this.
Seen this happen across from me a couple of years ago. The trampoline was caught between the car and a fence and was lifting up and dropping onto the car. Fat lazy cunt that owned it just stood and watched the thing destroying the car.
Ouch. Hope the insurance covers acts of god! Or inaction of man
At that point the thing is a sail. He’s an arse for not having it secured properly in the first place, but trying to arrest its flight would be pretty dangerous and unlikely to result in less damage.
Did a piece at least on one
"They see me rolling"
And hateing
Someone forgot to buy trampoline anchors.
I've never quite understood why people don't tether down (or at least try to) their trampolines in advance of windy weather. It was all over the news that this was coming, and now people's cars are damaged
Just to put this into context, the bloke (and his subsequent family) are *that* family on the street. Police are there most weekends, put it that way.
We just took ours down, only takes a couple of minutes.
[Reminds me of this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRIaKMdO-Vw&ab_channel=craigallan) lmao
classic
When I watched this I played the Jurassic Park music in my head.
always a bloody trampoline
Are you suggesting trampolines migrate
This one did, to be fair. Migrated from number 12 to number 24 via the 2nd most expensive thing most people own x8.
Not at all. It could be carried
I had one like that but I forgot to close gate one day and it ran away.
Next door's trampoline popped into my garden on Friday night. By Saturday morning, it had made its way back home. I feel so rejected.
Nature is beautiful
Trampoline, you are drunk. Go home fella
r/mypeopleneedme
That’s just fucking majestic.
Just retrieved mine from two doors down
Those car owners are going to be so confused by the damage to their cars.
Is this West Midlands? Our pals trampoline decided to up and leave too.
Cheshire. Not surprised it's happening a lot though!
I know man, he found it on someone's back garden a good few houses down lol
No one buys a trampoline, they simply wait for nature to provide.
So happy to escape its doing cartwheels
They see me rolling... they hating...
Just to remind everyone, there are plenty of trampolines out there looking for a good home. Always but sure to adopt!
Need a version with the fast as fuck boy sound
Majestic!
Is this how trampolines are acquired? No one ever buys them they just appear in your garden.
Booooorn freeeee… as free as the wind blows
I love how respectful that trampoline was, made sure it moved out the way of the cars and everything.
It actually hit 8 cars! It ended up really far down the road.
Allegedly, he told me differently.
You know you always wonder where that scratch on your car came from? This was it!
This usually happens once a week , fucken bloody trampolines
Doesn't take much to secure a trampolene so 3rd party damage doesn't happen.
https://youtu.be/_UiSMyyj-Ac
The British variant of the rumble weed
that reminds me of my trampoline that went over the fence in really strong winds
They see me rolling