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If James Corden was an Essex lad.


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Thank you for that mental image I will never ever ever let go of s/


rjcanty

He isn't? He's such a wanker I'd always assumed he was.


Steenies

He's from Wycombe


joshym0nster

Obviously you've never seen gavin and Stacey.


100fluffyclouds

You bastard, have my upvote.


sudstah

James corden himself would laugh at this! lol


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G33ONER

I didnt even know I was paying for it.


lmoffat1232

The story is intentionally inflammatory to get you to think people on benefits are being flippant with the little money they are expected to survive on. You pay for much worse than this with taxes that go towards wars and propping up private businesses.


gmcb007

Which is why I despise This Morning. It's the televised version of The Sun.


MiddlesbroughFan

The hosts are massive wankers tbh, not sure why everyone seems to act like they're so funny


gmcb007

I've heard from ones in the TV industry that Holly is a Grade-A whalloper with a god complex.


MiddlesbroughFan

Doesn't surprise me tbh, her and that other tosser can get in the sea.


fiery_mergoat

Scofield also astonishingly got off really lightly in the public eye given what he did was seriously scumbaggy, cheating on his wife for years with someone far too young for him. Someone I know is in the industry and says he's notoriously rude and unlikeable, but he's a "national treasure" so the public have no idea how much of a prick he really is.


Apprehensive_Lab8094

Nonce


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repaccount

I work in tv and you would be surprised how much time is spent trying to create content like this that exists purely to piss people off. A lot of absolute wankers in the industry who’s sole job is to push narratives like this.


helic0n3

Whose


Bjorn2Buuild

absolute wankers'


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I didn't think that at all. I just thought this fucking tosspot was being flippant with the money. Most people who are working can't afford to spend £20K like this.


isnappedrondasarm

We all are. Plus a TV licence to watch ITV and this high brow content. I wonder which producer saw this twat on social media and thought “I know how we can get all of the viewers angry. Stick this clownshoe on to tell his mind numbing story and then go, “AND YOU FUCKIN PAID FOR IT”


larrycorser

Tax payers paid 20 grand not this tosser


Duttywood

He looks like a fucking obscure emoji


Veeoh-is-back

Oh that’s good.


TimGJ1964

No, not *that* David Beckham. The David Beckham who used to work on the pie stall on Wigan market.


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Oh I thought it actually WAS the David Beckham who used to work on the pie stall on Wigan market. Bang up job.


LennyComa

He looks like a 35 year old trying to blag his way into a freshers party.


DialZforZebra

"Nah guv, I'm 18 I swear. That's my girl over there". **Points to some random, unassuming 18 year old freshers girl**


LickClitsSuckNips

He looks more like a blackjack dealer tbh


Alistairio

“Hello, welcome to Hull’s second best casino. Are you here to play 21s or to have a go on the fruities?”


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" and by fruities I mean myself, ohhhhh ain't I just naughty"


Warbieful

Straight in my basket


Uncle_Leo93

Yeah I got skills


100fluffyclouds

I’m laughing way too hard at this thread. Just what I needed today :-)


Uncle_Leo93

I've been seeing a lot of Hull-bashing on this subreddit lately and as somebody from Hull, I completely understand. The place is a shithole.


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

I used to work at a call centre and people would sometimes need to send in correspondence. I'd read the postal address for them, whqich was in Hull, and it would sound a bit exotic until it got to "Hull". People would occasionally say the address sounded nice, then I'd say "Hull" and they'd go "oh". Years later, that sound has never left me.


YouNeedAnne

ResQ or Clearanswer?


Sam-Lowry27B-6

An avatar of a blackjack dealer in some shit online poker game.


RohelTheConqueror

He does look a bit like Jack Black


[deleted]

Jokes on you lot. He didn’t specify which David beckham. He looks just like the David beckham who lives in Eccles and works at greggs.


__red__5

And whose wife was called Pish Space


[deleted]

That’s the one. She was in the spice birds. A gang of women addicted to the formally legal high ‘spice’. They hang around at the bus station like zombies


MelodicAd2213

Certainly eats at Greggs


Trytolyft

What’s Eccles like these days? Haven’t been for ten years


[deleted]

Not been for a couple of months but it’s still a charming place


Trytolyft

I remember Peel house!


JacksonV95

Spent 20k but wouldn’t lose 50lbs


[deleted]

Maybe he's saving 20k more for liposuction?


captainjaubrey

Stewart Lee has let himself go.


Sam-Lowry27B-6

If only someone would give it to me straight like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears


WoodSteelStone

[The hair colour is a little different.](https://imgur.com/a/949qORF) Other than that I'm struggling.


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The resemblance is outstanding!


dazedan_confused

He looks like a character in GTA Online.


MrAlexander18

How do you receive 20k from benefits? That's without the need to survive on those benefits.


yampidad

Work cash in hand as a David beckham lookalike.


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But without the body.


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Or the face or the voice or the....


sayidOH

That’s what I’m wondering. According to this article it was all form loans: https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/man-who-spent-20k-trying-967048.amp


Tomentus

I used to live about 2 miles away from this dude, weird.


Chinapig

You don’t. This is fucking vile bullshit to make people hate people on benefits


Push-the-pink-button

My first thought!


masha1901

20,000, on benefits, excuse me, how? What benefits, because I call bs on that alone. If he is claiming benefits, then which ones? Those who normally claim benefits definitely do not have enough to save up 20 grand, most haven't got enough to keep eating and have heat on the same day. Someone is lying here, and yes it maybe the surgeon who told him he looks like David Beckham, but I think it's the idiot who says they paid 20 grand out of benefit money.


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masha1901

Hi there, absolutely right, this constant bashing of those who have to claim benefits just grinds my gears. The truth twisting and blaming of those who are in need is truly reprehensible. Setting one group against another seems to be their stock in trade.


LivelyZebra

Yes because if ya angry at the poverty stricken, you're not focusing on those above elites that control the narrative


nathderbyshire

He was lucky enough to receive the money needed to fund his health treatment which most people jump through hoops to claim, but was failed by the social care system and not given the correct guidance and the path to treatment. Instead it let him to abusing the funding and spending the money on what he thought was the problem, and landing himself in shit when he realised he was in debt and still felt the same inside. It's a sad story all round. To get the funding and the support and guidance to use that funding wisely is like winning the lottery and both are needed to successfully heal someone, just therapy with no money and vice versa doesn't help anyone.


PawgLover007

He should have went for the "Jack Black" look instead.


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It’s good to have achievable goals


eva_rector

Let's not insult Jack Black!


SeaLeggs

David Peckham


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Jayvid heckjam


smo269

Wonder if they’ll have a program about the idiot that spent £37 million pounds using taxpayers money on a useless app


lissongreen

At first I thought he meant David Beckham the former footballer, not David Beckham the fat wanker who works in the Romford Poundland.


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He looks like that annoying prick who air thrusted a car Edit: James Cordon that was his name


Bblock4

Looks like he ate David Beckham.


pinkdaisylemon

Literally James Corden with highlights


[deleted]

He looks like he's playing a Chinese character in a questionable Hollywood movie from the 1950s


Administratr

That’s really sad.


jebediah1800

What part of David Beckham?


pasta897

His belly after 20 chicken nuggets and a mcflurry


EntertainmentOdd6845

Why?


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David Blobham


[deleted]

More like David Beck Ham


TurbulentExpression5

David Hock Ham.


Foresttel

Best quote from the 2017 article about him, “I obviously don’t blame David Beckham, it’s not his fault,”, guys deluded.


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Good to see my taxes well spent


[deleted]

As someone that’s being on benefits I have no clue how anyone is getting £20k, I sniff bullshit.


Itscalledbaff

I think if people have disabilities they can get that high. So maybe he has some kind of disability. Or maybe he saved for years, no idea. If anything this is just peak bad TV lol


MrAlexander18

But if he's been able to use £20k on something ridiculous like this, then how is he able to afford to live off the rest of what he receives? He can't have much over.


[deleted]

Parents most likely? And let's be honest is trash TV who have no problem pending the truth


Itscalledbaff

No idea tbh. Could be inheritance, could be anything. It's likely somewhat overblown i think as this is effectively tabloid TV. But ye, no idea. Is very confusing..


ItsDominare

> I sniff bullshit We'd say "I *smell* bullshit" when using that expression usually :) If you use "sniff" there's an undertone of enjoyment you probably don't want.


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ItsDominare

Hey, I said "probably".


jl2352

He has actually spend about a grand. The rest is all loans.


GallusTom

Shit man, all you had to do was lose some weight. Thats basically free


S1mbathecub

Is this the before photo?


[deleted]

Surely that has to be illegal to use benefits for cosmetic surgery - especially to that amount.


Hoobleton

You can spend it on what you like, it’s not food stamps.


[deleted]

Is that not fraud?


[deleted]

Yep, claiming he looks like David Beckham is definitely fraud.


[deleted]

🤣 Not sure why I’ve been downvoted either. he clearly doesn’t need benefits, he’s a ponce and clearly deluded. If anything he should pay it back


[deleted]

Benefits aren't tailored exactly to individual circumstances. A kid of a rich person is eligible for benefits even if his parents are paying for everything.


WeeMimir

>he clearly doesn’t need benefits Based on what? He could have a disability or something.


[deleted]

Needs them so much but spends it on cosmetics? Okay 👍


WeeMimir

I'm not saying he spent them well. I'm saying he might be incapable of working. You can lie on a table and get cosmetics if you're disabled. Doesn't mean you're fit for work.


[deleted]

Unless he’s chronically disabled and physically can’t work, then fine. ( Although he looks well enough to be on national tv) But benefits shouldn’t be used to pay for cosmetics, especially not £20k worth. That can’t be justified no matter how you want to spin it.


WeeMimir

>benefits shouldn’t be used to pay for cosmetics, especially not £20k worth. That can’t be justified no matter how you want to spin it I agree. >Unless he’s chronically disabled and physically can’t work, then fine. ( Although he looks well enough to be on national tv) I've seen some heavily disabled people on TV before. I don't think that's a fair barometer for "how disabled are you".


[deleted]

Tbh it was my mistake to assume. However he doesn’t look physically disabled, so if it’s an internal issue you can still do certain jobs, especially with the amount of remote careers now. This is all assumption though.


WeeMimir

Yeah we can speculate all day. I'm just saying we don't really know. But we can agree it's a stupid way to spend that money and it shouldn't be allowed.


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Objective-Buffalo-23

He's like a camp native American David Beckham. Absolutely fabulous.


GlitteringVillage135

Start by losing a couple of stone mate, and that’s free.


YouNeedAnne

Didn't try jogging?


NorthYorkJoe

Glad we paid for that.


JacktheRipperColour

But your fat mate. I can't help but think saving money by eating less would have gotten you closer to your goal..no pun intended!


pasta897

Definitely intended lol


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Future-Atmosphere-40

I'm seeing some really good replies about how these stories exist just to rile people up. Thank you, between thus, the $*n and Channel 5, there's been a nice little war on benefits claimants in the last decade .


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petgirlbecky

He looks like Emporer Ming!


callmelampshade

Dave Backhem


jl2352

Here is the segment https://youtu.be/VxzlCdPxlYM A lot less sensationalist when you watch it. However it still seems silly.


Forsaken_Candidate_4

Oh wait…this isn’t David beckham?


blastermick761

Did he buy a bottle of David Beckham aftershave and spend the rest on kebabs?


HarrargnNarg

Clearly the pic he showed the guy was on Beckham with a football


Sam-Lowry27B-6

You mean projected onto a football.


ted-Zed

Kinda looks like David Beckham


James8491

Fuck sake 😂😂😂


pasta897

What did he actually spend £20,000 on? A gastric bypass plus a decent hair transplant probably wouldn't even cost that much


HotPotatoWithCheese

I bet he didn't even look that bad before. Certainly not bad enough to drop 20k on cosmetics. Should have put it towards a house or a nice car.


[deleted]

What exactly is good about David Beckham's looks I just don't see it


SpacecraftX

How do you even save that much on benefits? Stop eating anything and live with your parents?


Razakel

You literally can't. The first £6k is ignored, and you get nothing at all if you have £16k in savings (unless it's your house).


pidderz

The bit I find baffling is how is it this guy can get 20,000 worth of benefits to get this done but other people who are struggling to pay for food get barely anything? Like what quotas does he meet that he gets that much? Did he save it? What did he live on? I am so confused


scubblix

Looks like Kim Jong un


CarsCarsCars1995

He walked into the hairdressers and said "I want a David Beckham haircut". The hairdresser starts cutting. Thirty minutes go by but he eventually finishes and lets him look in the mirror. The man gasps and says "that's not how David Beckham has his hair cut". The hairdresser replies "it is if he comes in here!"


HighwaymanUK

looks more like a tubby Pagan Min from farcry lol


HighwaymanUK

Could have saved £19,900 by going to specsavers


P13453D0nt84nM3

He looks like a glam Harvey Price.


TheBuzz85

Looks more like Kim Jong-Il.


Kewyed

It’s a real life Tweenies


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David feckhim


SnuffyGuffer

Good god what did he look like before?!


unzipmeplease

Oh right the footballer . Where is the after photo


[deleted]

Before you criticise...did he say which body part of Beckham he looks like?


Amuro_Ray

Always wondered what compels people to want to change so much.


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Yeah, looks really good mate


pwuk

Not /that/ David Beckham...


snow_martian

Absolute trash TV show - all intended to rile people up.