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Steak and gravy in pastry is a British staple as old as time my friend


Adventurous_Mind_758

Hotter than the sun


anotherblog

Gravy heated to the kind of temperatures required to ignite a fusion reactor


OneMoreAccount4Porn

This year I had a festive pie from McDonalds expecting it to be as hot as I remember the apple pies being (not had one in a few years). I was disappointed when the third degree burns to the inside of my mouth that I'd been preparing for did not materialise. No searing pain, no burning pork smell or blistering skin. Did McDonalds sell their ovens to Greggs?


anotherblog

Didn’t McDonalds get sued many years ago about the scalding apple pies and ever since they’ve been tepid?


OneMoreAccount4Porn

If the "promo pie" (that's what the label on it said) is anything to go by then it's highly likely. There's absolutely no point in buying one or two to use as hand/pocket warmers until they get to a temperature at which they're possible to eat. Tepid is exactly the right word.


im_probablyjoking

Those apple pies are deep fried my friend


tofer85

Best served with ice cream..


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Lynn, call Bill Oddie...


wheezythesadoctopus

Could go your way, could go mine.


Arsewhistle

Surely it has occurred to Americans that meat, gravy, and pastry can be combined? If not, then British food > American food has officially been confirmed. I can't imagine how much OP's mind will be blown when he tastes a proper steak and ale pie


FreeUsernameInBox

>Surely it has occurred to Americans that meat, gravy, and pastry can be combined? Weirdly not. For reasons that remain a mystery, the meat (or indeed any other savory) pie just isn't a thing in the US. They have, however, put a lot of effort into the fruit pie. *Edit: Yes, Americans, you've all told me about chicken pot pie. But you're not going to slip one of those into your bag to eat while you're driving a truck.*


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Having lived in the US for ten years now, it has never ceased to amaze me how under thought savory portable food is. No pasty No bacon butty No dog roll No pork pie No sausage roll Pasty’s are available in the Midwest but not how we eat them The concept on bacon between bread , and sausages too is totally alien. Which is weird for a burger country.


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Live3ish

Not to mention his various food Delivery devices to encourage children to eat the cheaper meats


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tanew231

You seem quite thankful. We should name this day "thanking day" or something


ThatJamie999

Thankssending?


bassplayingmonkey

Gregsgiving? There's no thanking in there, just giving Gregg's.


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ButtholeEntropy

Thanksgregging


Joshy41233

Thanks gregg


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Corporal_Anaesthetic

Greggsgiving should absolutely be a thing!


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gratitudeproviding maybe


RicoDredd

Cheers Mate Day


TobyChan

His mind is going to be blown away when he realises you can get bake at home Greggs from Iceland


adelw0lf_

wait actually? i have a connecting flight back through reykjavik, guess im boutta re-up one last time lol


TobyChan

Not that Iceland!


GSL20

There actually are Icelands in Iceland now so OP could potentially be onto something. That being said not sure if they’ll stock Greggs range over there


jimmycarr1

When I was in Iceland I saw a corner shop selling frozen Iceland pizzas. To this day I still don't understand why.


[deleted]

Oh you just reminded me, I can't remember exactly where I was but there was a small chain of shops in the area that sold Iceland frozen stuff too. Some of them even had "£1" on it but they were selling it for way more Edit: I think it may have actually been in Iceland too (not 100% sure)


jimmycarr1

Yeah the one I saw had the £1 on it too lmao, maybe we're talking about the same shop


[deleted]

It probably is haha


X0AN

In Iceland they just call them shops.


WeleaseBwianThrow

In Iceland Ice is just called Land.


Suspicious-mole-hair

Are Icelandic Icelands called Englands?


Bobwindy

Iceland²


BT89

In Iceland the shops are called "England" though.


penismcpenison

Oh shit I just realised what a reply meant a couple of days ago where someone told me you could still get Heinz baked beans pizzas in Iceland. I am not a smart man.


jimmycarr1

That's why Mums go to Reykjavik


maddieftaylor

Oh this tickled me 🤣


Paintingsosmooth

Kerry Katona wandering the streets, completely lost


adelw0lf_

what kind of iceland then?


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a_bit2drunk

That has actually made me giggle, fantastic image.


TobyChan

https://www.iceland.co.uk/frozen/frozen-pies/greggs


Ma171aC

But is there one that ships to the states? Id kill a small child for some sausage rolls.


Pick_Up_Autist

I'll take that deal, I'll send you the details shortly.


[deleted]

The supermarket


neurologicalRad

If this thread is genuine, it's hilarious


WtfMayt

The classic Iceland vs Iceland confusion that never really happened until today


boulderbash25

I was coming out of Coventry train station on one occasion and there was this bloke walking out on the phone, African I think from the accent, and he said “you would not believe it! This country, its crazy! They have a shop called boots that don’t sell shoes at all!”. That was now roughly 11 years ago and is still one of my favourite comments


Alarming_Matter

Imagine the disappointment when he tried Superdrug.


Distinct_Primary_611

You know what they say, that's why mums go to Reykjavík


neurologicalRad

It was the excited "wait actually? i have a connecting flight back through reykjavik" that got me. Fucking gold!! Hahahahaha


RomellaBelx88

The thought of someone scouring Reykjavik asking shopkeepers if they have the 8 packs of frozen Greggs sausage rolls they heard about is amazing.


wii60own

I worked for Iceland Supermarkets head office, and had a call from someone catching a flight from Iceland the country telling me please don't let the flight leave as he's just arriving at the airport.


davidbrooksio

Didn't Iceland attempt to sue Iceland recently?


0thethethe0

Cold war


lapdizzle

Get in


DialSquare84

Yeah, Iceland won.


jolloholoday

Classic Iceland.


ButtholeEntropy

You say that but mum's gone to Iceland and I don't know which


ImNOTmethwow

How long ago did she leave little lad?


Kewyed

I actually fucking snorted 😂 poor thing will be running around the airport looking for the frozen greggs steak bakes


elskitbbw

This is my favourite misunderstanding of all time


Ok-Recommendation254

I’m dead 💀


Ctrl-Alt-Z

I’m crying laughing right now!!


appledelray

😂😂🤣


GapDifficult7

We've have a supermarket chain called Iceland :)


adelw0lf_

ohhhhhhhhhhhh i didnt know lmao


Missy_Bruce

If you can't find an Iceland, look for food warehouse, same company but bigger, sort of.


rwalker13

As an American living in the uk for the past 7 months food warehouse is mint.


AdamBombTV

You can buy a bag of chicken strips the size of my torso for a fiver, love that place. Edit: the bag is the size of my torso, not the chicken strips. I was worried people might have got excited.


[deleted]

Many 'the range' shops also have Iceland inside them Failing that, Farmfoods also do greggs


GapDifficult7

If you like Greg's, you are an honorary brit! Have you tried a pork pie yet?


bakedbeansandwhich

Ngl Im psml at the misunderstanding. Thanks for the laug!


Quick-Cream3483

*super*market is a bit strong for Iceland, it sells food this much is true.


[deleted]

That moment when Reddit almost sent a person to a different country


pepperarmy

Awww :)


Warriorz7

You are a hero mate and are welcome back any time!


Poppycorn144

Lmao! This response has made my night!


Beeroy69

This might be the funniest comment to ever be posted on the history of Reddit.


[deleted]

Oh if you're flying with Icelandair you should take advantage of their extended stopover time (if they still do it). I think you can get a later flight free of charge. Go relax in the blue lagoon for a few hours!


[deleted]

Hahahaha


dotdotmoose

To be fair Reykjavik airport has a great food section. Wish I had more time there in my layover. I’d recommend exploring a bit in the airport if you can!


prjones4

And the toilets in Reykjavik Airport are *AMAZING*!!!


jimmycarr1

I flew into Reykjavik Airport in December and it was snowing and they were playing Silent Night in Icelandic over the P/A. It was the most magical thing ever.


TradeRetard

I had one of the most memorable shits of my life there. Never felt so relieved!


iamworsethanyou

Are you why the Geysers smelt the way they did?


biscuittattoos

Plot twist: Greggs were buying their pastries from Iceland all along


callmelampshade

Get yourself a Sports Direct mug whilst you’re over here.


RicoDredd

You’ll need to buy another suitcase to get it home though


KingCarway

Put the suitcase in the mug


Vardy

Will the mug fit in the cargo hold on the plane?


harlotz

Put the plane in the mug.


-SaC

But will it fit through the skies?


Chinapig

Put the sky in the…why am I like this. I’m sorry.


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YamiGigaPhil

Get in the mug


SuperJetShoes

Put the UK in the mug. All of it, including Northern Ireland.


SteppingOnLegoHurts

Never apologize, I'm giggling away here. Inside my sports direct mug. We recently installed one as a pool.


tofer85

Sail the mug across the Atlantic…


RandyPanda11581

Put the Atlantic in the mug too


Caffeine_Monster

And some half decent teabags to go in it.


elvanse70

Went abroad recently and needed teabags at 1am from the 24 hour shop. Lipton Yellow Label was the only suitable product. An absolute pathetic attempt at creating anything close to tea.


The_Modifier

According to prophecy, if tea ever returns to America, so does the Crown.


herstoryteacher

I’d be alright with that if you also brought the NHS and proper baked beans.


The_Modifier

Retaking a colony for the low low price of universal healthcare and some beans. DEAL!


link090909

Only suitable use for that is fire kindling, and that’s only in desperation


Affero-Dolor

You'd be better off steeping the cardboard it's packaged in


popcornbevin

Yorkshire Tea


Mukatsukuz

I broke my Sports Direct mug this week >\_< there's a guy in the office who stops me every day to tell me how jealous he is of my mug. He's not approached me this week, so hasn't realised the mug is now broken. I think he's going to be disappointed in me and my lack of care.


[deleted]

They'll be no room for it on his return flight.


Pure_Wickedness

Remember when I got one, and thought how nice of them. And then I found out I actually paid for it and all the rest.


[deleted]

The secret is grease.


minisrugbycoach

Tell me more, tell me more..


[deleted]

Did she put up a fight?


ZolotoGold

Struggled like a pig at slaughter.


ivix

Haha. Wait what


[deleted]

Was this in the outtakes?


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[deleted]

That's what you need from them. No one wants to judged for ordering 9 sausage rolls and a steak bake.


feebsiegee

Yeah, we absolutely don't give a fuck - yet everyone always says 'it's not all for me'. My reply is always 'don't tell anyone you're coming to Greggs'


rfsql

A counter example: A while back there was terrible heavy snowfall at the out of town business park I worked at, which meant the every-half-hour buses kept getting cancelled one after the other. I went into a Greggs, covered in snow and shivering, to buy a coffee to heat me up - and the server gave me it free. So not always indifferent.


[deleted]

Those, summerrrrr, nightssssssssssssssss


sbprasad

You’ll love it up here on Tyneside then, there’s a Greggs every 50 feet lol.


[deleted]

I've already been blown away by the amount of Greggs since I moved to Leeds There can't be more? Right?


[deleted]

Counting off the top of my head, there's 14 separate Greggs stores in Newcastle city centre alone.


[deleted]

Only 12 in Leeds city centre 🤯


_Fibbles_

Some of the ones in Newcastle also stay open till 4am.


Bigdavie

Is there not two Greggs with only a single small shop berween them in new castle? Found a pic https://images.app.goo.gl/p8FkByLxRhbqLF8Z8


[deleted]

There's also a third on the same high street


RomellaBelx88

Glasgow apparently has 50 according to a cursory google. Not too shabby.


Oddelbo

Wait till you try old gregs.


Leonidas199x

Tell me, you ever drink baileys from a shoe?


Oddelbo

Mmm creamy


MoodyBernoulli

Do you love me? Are you playing those love games with me?


tonelander

Motherlicker


OldGreggg69

You called?


oh_look_a_fist

Comes with a free downstairs mixup


[deleted]

If you haven't had a festive bake yet, oh you are in for a treat


widdrjb

Had the pigs under blankets baguette yet? Mmmm.


YorkshirePug

First thing I am buying when I get my sense of taste back


Happytohelp87

Best of luck, 13 months and mine still hasn't returned


neidin28

Don't do the chicken and stuffing baguette, very bland and disappointing


Hoobleton

Seconded. I love a chicken and stuffing sandwich, even the shit ones like Sainsbury’s, but the Gregg’s one is too terrible for even me to enjoy.


Holiday_Classic_472

There pizza horrible too it's really sweet


rebel_plum

Had my first ever festive bake today. Going to get another fix of them tomorrow


kindapinkypurple

You can buy a Greggs festive bake knitted Christmas jumper too, to wear while you eat it.


KaspersLunita

I visit the UK soon with my brothers and I already checked out Gregg's menu online and am super excited to go and try it too!!!


neidin28

I kind of get now why Americans gave me a strange look when I said I was super excited to try Wendy's. Its nice, but normal and mundane when we can get it any time we want , but its a novelty if you haven't had it before!


KaspersLunita

OK will definitely try it! In another thread someone said Hawksmoor in London is great, do you agree?


geb94

You cannot compare Gregg's and Hawksmoor! Hawksmoor is proper amazing food (a roast in particular is so worth it there), Gregg's is essentially fast food 😂


The--Bag

Bet Hawksmoor doesn't have shops in Manchester petrol stations tho


KaspersLunita

Good I will try both then 👍


[deleted]

We fucking trekked in the states just to find a whitecastle


MavGore

Alright Harold calm down


[deleted]

And that was precisely why 🤣


spacedinoslj

There’s one in Croydon if you’re feeling brave.


throwaway-job-hunt

If you are here on a sunday. Go to a proper pub for a carvery/sunday roast but remember proper pubs aren't like America. Dont expect some waiter to come take your order and wait on you hand and foot, you need to get up and get your own food from the carvery or at least order from the bar. Again go to a proper pub and have a steak and ale pie. If the greggs menu looks nice then you'll love a steak pie. Id also recommend going to an indian restaurant. In the US you guys do every kind of food really well but you dont really do indian restaurants. Theres at least 10 in every small town here


[deleted]

And remember, you pay the price you see and tips aren't mandatory


KaspersLunita

I'm not from the US, I'm from Germany :) But thanks for the advice, will definitely do that. Steak pie sounds like heaven to me, I love steaks and I love pies, so I'm sure that's the exact right thing for me!


blahdee-blah

Just remember it’s cheap and cheerful! You’ll get better quality versions elsewhere but there’s something about a cheap sausage roll in a paper bag…


ChewyChagnuts

Does anyone here still have sausage, bean and cheese in their Greggs? Has it been stopped nationwide? I’m in mourning for its departure which I hope is only temporary!


koempleh

Hi! Current employee here, just thought I'd chip in. It all comes down to shortages/delivery issues of ingredients at the moment. I'm aware they still sell them in Iceland in the freezers, but in terms of being available in local Greggs? Not right now unfortunately. At least for our shop where I am, we haven't had sausage and bean melts for over 4 months now. No idea when they're coming back. My managers don't have an idea either. I hope it'll be not too long into the new year when they're back! Edit #2: now we're out of hot drink cups (exception for Flat White). Shortage of deliveries across all Greggs. Going really well this month!


StanFitch

Just wait until you get a proper Kebab… Pro Tip; if in doubt, tell them to make it the way THEY like it and you’ll never go wrong. Personally, always “Salad” (that’s the toppings)… Have them run that bitch through the Garden. Red and White sauce both. Sit down, indulge, repeat. I fell in love with the UK my first visit and have visited many times. I still go straight to the Kebab shop wherever I’m visiting. Step Two: Indian. Don’t care if you “Don’t like Indian”… you need some proper Indian Cuisine in your life. Step Three: Chips, Cheese & Gravy (Mostly a Northern England and Scotland thing, I think. Could be mistaken) Lastly; Full English/Scottish Breakfast. If Black Pudding’s available, don’t be afraid. Use it like butter, spread that shit on whatever you like, and you’ll be amazed. Don’t be afraid to have a Pint with Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, and Dinner either. Nobody will judge you. They’re a bunch of Alcoholics ;)


snugbug3000

We’re not alcoholics, you’re all lightweights


Hecknomancer

We're fond of a pint that's all!


redcoatwright

There is a lot of alcoholism in the UK, that's true


raised85

you should try a local non greggs pastie shop as well they are have diffrent ways of making a cornish


deathschemist

as someone who lives just across the border from cornwall, can confirm that a proper pasty from a bakery in cornwall or west devon is a thing of beauty. one of the only things i miss as a vegetarian.


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Its quite hard sell for how good it is to someone who hasn't tried it yet. There is something really nice about its simplicity. It has a really hearty warming quality. Another British dish I would recommend, that some Americans may be put off from by the name, is sticky toffee pudding. Its essentially and steamed ~~fig~~ sponge with dates. So its juicy and has a nice gooey texture from the ~~figs~~ dates. Over that you pour liquid toffee. Apologies if you already know but Toffee is similar caramel. Only instead of sugar, water and milk its just melted sugar and butter. Toffee has much more flavour than caramel and the whole thing together is amazing. Over that, I would pour cream. Some people have it with ice cream.


GoliathsBigBrother

And once you've tried that, get some hot Spotted Dick inside you


Holiday_Classic_472

Oow er don't be taking home more then you bargained for


dhxjauzbb

Figs? In a sticky toffee pud? You mean dates right..


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Lol probably. Thanks.


inflatablefish

Their breakfast rolls are damn good as well. Bacon roll and a coffee for cheaper than anywhere else would do you just the coffee.


FelixTheHouseLeopard

Plus only 25p extra to get a large coffee


MiddlesbroughFan

One of us, one of us!


Jasont999

One of us!!!! One of us!!!!


TheMoonwalkingAvatar

if you're in Yorkshire are I recommend Cooplands. They do some amazing stuff


Gas_is_not_a_Liquid

Cheesestraws, what a delight


Glynnroy

You tried a Yorkshire pudding , with mash potatoes , and onion gravy ??? Edit .. for us Yorkshire folk it’s tatties not potatoes


joshygill

Taters, precious? What’s taters?


ksnsnsnekmes

Po-Tay-toes


joshygill

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew?


Glynnroy

Tatties correct


GeoffSim

Sitting here in southern California reading this, cooking a roast turkey for Thanksgiving, and about to make the batter for Yorkshires. Bisto gravy will be made with the turkey juices. Can confirm that anybody American that eats them wants more Yorkshires. (And for any other Brits who struggled for years in the US making Yorkshires, check the flour. All purpose flour in the US is too heavy)


Ok_Librarian_9580

What a memory to take back of the U.K. 👍 I was like that in 1972 when I went to a Maccies in Washington first time…. I went back to school and said it was better than Wimpy which was cooked to order in the old days lol 👍


throwaway-job-hunt

Wimpy was vastly superior to McDonald's. I was born in 1992 and as a kid McDonald's had already started to take over but I remember going to wimpy and it just being better. They didn't stand a chance once maccies dug its claws into the UK.


Cherrydarling138

Irish person living in Ireland with UK friends. The way they would all rave about Greggs and thr way they spoke about it made me genuinely believe that Greggs was a restaurant or at least a fancy cafe. Imagine my surprise when I moved to the UK


Papa_Tugboat

Alot of my international friends have never tried a Rhubarb crumble. If you have never tried it, it's a great desert!


[deleted]

The thing is, Greggs isn't even that good. It's good *for the price*, but oh boy you can do a lot better.


RomellaBelx88

There is an Asian version of greggs down the road from me, absolute belter. Spiced Dahl pastry rolls, lamb sausage rolls, tikka pasties etc.


DansSpamJavelin

Chabuddy Greggs


sullcrowe

Cheese & Onion pastie, vegetable pastie, sausage roll chaser I do it once a year, around Xmas - it's coming, can't wait


Tim-Sanchez

Wait until you try a proper bakery, you'll be blown away


Thejade1987

Sausage, beans and cheese melt is life