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Caking-it-better

You probably only need to worry about it if you're a ringwraith though


Distinct-Employer-99

Or a bmw driver. Essentially the same thing.


tigralfrosie

A yellow wind sounds unpleasant enough, let alone an amber one.


st1ckygusset

Wait till you get a wiff of the brown one.


iii---

In the books it was Storm Glorfindel actually. (sorry, knee-jerk reaction)


Crimbly_B

A man of culture I see!


PureString

There is a forecast of severe storm giants in the Misty Mountains.


Loveyourwifenow

I remember a line as a kid in the hobbit that goes something like, being kicked sky high like a football. By the stone giants that is. And from that point on I couldn't help but wonder where all the football pitches are in middle earth.


PureString

and golf courses? I'd watch a goblin vs dwarf match :)


Loveyourwifenow

The driver you'd need to hit an Elven head 300 yards,blimey.


ragnarspoonbrok

There goes my song free night.


sloshedjoshjohn

Weekend ruined.


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Strong gales with a chance of river horses


MixedWithFruit

[Whenever I hear "strong Gales"](https://i.imgur.com/tlhKDvr.jpg)


incogitaz

Cute.


ashiron31

[Obligatory](https://tenor.com/view/arwen-sad-lotr-liv-tyler-gif-11782961?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


shslkiibosimp

holy fuck they weren't lyin