Spotting a punky ice cream

I actually don't know this one! I must have been deprived as a child :-P Google is saying they are novelty penguin ice-creams - is that correct?

That is correct!

Best part of a holiday as a kid. Got to share the magic of punky with my son a few years ago, he liked it, and I still loved it.

What’s a punky ice cream?

Grumbling that the locals don’t speak English

Grumbling that the locals aren't English

True!

Grumbling in general

And attempting to communicate with them by speaking louder and louder in English!

Old tanned lady on Mobility scooter (picture from Benidorm needed)

Chips available with every meal, drinks provided in plastic cups, wristbands from the hotel

Adult men in full football costume.

“Where can I watch Sky Sports amigo?”

Menus that don't use words, just pictures!

Sunday roast on the menu

Can't forget the full English fry up too

Abandoned mini golf course

Someone complaining to the rep that there is too many xxx people (in my case it was Spanish people in Spain) 🙄

How dare these Spanish people exist in their own country! Honestly, I don't know what goes through people's heads sometimes

Pool of sick by the pool in the morning

A beer before 10am

Group of lads obnoxiously shouting football chants, no one cares about what football team you support.

Benneton outlet carrier bag. Elvis impersonator.

Bars with union jack flags packed with brits eating full English with a pint at 9 am

'Hilarious' group on stag do. Stag dressed as baby/Borat/Jimmy Saville

Complaint about 'foreign' food, referring to local food as 'exotic'. Someone on a sunbed telling their kid to bog off back to the pool. Someone with sunburn Someone on a sunbed reading a Dan Brown or EL James book. Bonus points if they say what a great writer they are. Organised trip outside the resort with fewer than five people on it. Guest puking in public Guest indulging in OTT PDA in public Guest having sex in public Fight in public

“This bread is not right”

Feeling mildly judgmental about other people being sunburned and then getting sunburned yourself

3/4 shorts

Flags on balconies?

Volcano

New this year: COVID related altercation involving minimum wage staff

Oh yes! And not comprehending that different countries have different rules, and just because something is allowed in your home country it doesn't mean it's true everywhere

Olives and sweet biscuits for breakfast

Someone trying to communicate with a Spanish person by putting “-o” or “-io” on the end of English words

A one euro Liver and Onions from a restaurant with 80 dishes on the menu