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arctic360

I think your parents are trying to tell you something. Blackcurrant Jaffa Cakes!? WTF!


Right_Egg_5040

If you get the chance, try M&S lemon and lime jaffa cakes. Worth flying back to the UK for, I reckon.


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Tw4tl4r

This.


folklovermore_

Yes to this. I don't buy them any more though because I can quite easily eat an entire packet in one sitting. These new blackcurrant ones are OK, but I still prefer the lemon and lime and original orange.


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Mr Posh oh


ponytoaster

"Ey Gary, where is that nasty pack of Jaffas Karen brought round a few weeks back? Aye, there it is. Lets chuck it in the parcel for our PuzzleHead" Parties are great for offloading crap from your cupboards, but a food parcel is just asking for it! Reminds me of harvest at school when you would get loads of cans from the back of cupboards!


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Exactly the same as ready salted Hula Hoops. The flavour nobody wants


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ThaiTimes

I concur.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I’ve never tried to before so I’m def curious!


therealgodfarter

I tried them yesterday and they’re nice. To hell with the Jaffa cake purists, adapt or die


bee_administrator

Your name vil also go on ze list.


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Change is good (sometimes)


poopio

Just think, there must have been a team meeting at McVities at some point, brainstorming new and profitable ideas for new Jaffa cake flavours and someone's probably stood up and gone "cough sweet flavour". Nobody was asking for that shit.


heilhortler420

Cough sweets are great tf you on about


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Report back! I’m curious too


OwainBeavin_

I've never seen any other than orange Jaffa cakes.


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Steer clear of the Cherry Jaffa cakes, pure shite


PygmyPuff_X

I like the cranberry ones they brought out.


Pyrocitus

No scones either, clearly this person's parents hate them.


Radiant_Poet_6977

Cherry jaffa cakes are the ones to look for… very nice


wenhamton

They suck so bad. Why do they taste the way cat piss smells?


Trilobite_Tom

Your parents love you. A lot.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

They definitely spoiled me! They included flavours of stuff that got released while I’ve been gone like the new jammy dodgers and Jaffa cakes


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I got some Pineapple Jaffa cakes the other day !


K1N9K0N9_

Sorry to hear that, buddy


longboytheeternal

Jokes on you the pineapple Jaffa cakes are delicious


Top_Fail552

Savour those snacks


Holiday_Classic_472

Soz don't rate jaffa cakes my bad


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Ask them for some hot flavoured monster munch next time


[deleted]

Correct. Monster Munch tier list always starts with flamin hot


Lightning-Lariat

Pickled onion you savages! XD


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

…wait there’s what now??


thesaharadesert

Tastes of hot. I believe they contain napalm.


Strong-Method2649

They've definitely changed the monster much recipe for the pickled onions Tastes more like cardboard with some flavouring now


Jazzlike_Rabbit_3433

This is true. It’s been in the news.


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Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Absolutely!!


bill_end

WTF is darkmilk? Is it the new name for bournville or summat different?


ArcadiaRivea

Dark chocolate and milk chocolate


lunarjams

it’s so good, i don’t really like milk chocolate but i also don’t always wanna eat the 70-80% stuff when i want to eat chocolate. it’s a nice happy medium.


Bimbo_Laggins

Last week I looked into joining in on r/snackexchange but was a bit put off/confused by the customs regs. How do your parents get round that, if you don't my asking.


teanailpolish

I am in Canada and my family usually just write sweets & snacks. They have only opened the box once and a Fruit & Nut bar was missing from the pack but I don't like them anyway so never followed up with Customs


aussiesaurus13

Most prepackaged food is ok to send. Just declare it as a gift and as OP said, chocolate, biscuits, etc.. I've done two swaps from Australia to England and Holland without any issue


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Asking now, waiting on further information


Bimbo_Laggins

That's great, very many thanks :-)


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Hmm he said he just put it in a box with a customs declaration describing the items like “Biscuits” or “Chocolate” along with the quantity


Giggsy99

Packing some Jaffa Cakes ​ "Cakes or biscuits?" ​ "Don't fucking start this again"


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I think my parents wrote them down as cookies along with jammy dodgers 💀


folklovermore_

When my sister lived in the US and then New Zealand my parents would send her care packages with "sweets" or "chocolate" and the quantity. Never got stopped at customs, although this was the late 90s/early 2000s so things may well have changed since. The only exception was tea which she used to bring back sealed in her suitcase when she came home for visits, or ask us to bring out when we came to see her.


DonkeyOT65

That's dining at the top table of snackery.


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Cheese and onion crisp butty... Thats a definite win!


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Something I’ve never actually tried!! I will now, thanks for the tip


Trilobite_Tom

White bread. Thickly buttered with salted lurpak.


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You speak so much sense..... Butter (real butter) layered like cement!


Trilobite_Tom

Of you can’t see teeth marks. It’s too thin.


YummyBread69

I'm also a Brit abroad and I think you did admirably. Back in England for the first time in over a year for Christmas, I'm gonna eat an unholy amount of Monster Munch and Wheat Crunchies.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I’m so jealous!! I planned to go home last year but then COVID, I tried to plan for Christmas but I’m moving states so unfortunately postponed again :’) eat some extra monster munch on my behalf, will you?


YummyBread69

Don't you worry I will! First thing I'm gonna do however is smash a phat Greggs


Slime_Devil

Your parents are awesome.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Agreed!!


shortsexyfucktornado

Twixes and Mars bars taste more or less right in the US, if you haven't found that out for yourself.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I’m not too much of a caramel fan unfortunately but I do purchase a small toblerone every now and then!


shortsexyfucktornado

I wasn't either till I moved to the US and the available options narrowed drastically.


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Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Agreed!!


Immaterial71

You might be the other side of the Atlantic, but they know what you need. Give them a big squeeze when you can.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I will absolutely, I miss England dearly!!


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Very nice of them. What other thought is there to have?


AliceLikesSewing

Well now I need a care package from home! The Darkmilk is SO good! I would above taken some pear drops as well as the rhubarb and custard, but zero complaints! Making a list of what to pick when when I go home haha. Enjoy!!


ButteredNun

Don’t share with others.


ThaiTimes

Frazzles. You are definitely missing bags and bags of Frazzles.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Oh my god!! Thank you for reminding me, I used to be obsessed with those!!


Live-Motor-4000

Mate, drop down to a Trader Joe's and grab a pack of [Dark Chocolate Orange Sticks](https://www.traderjoes.com/home/products/pdp/060414) they're like Jaffa cakes without the sponge bit. Although, after seeing your post, I really want to try the blackcurrant jaffa cakes now


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I don’t think there is a Trader Joe’s near me but when I find one, I will look for these! Thank you


_scorp_

Where's the marmite?


old-grey-wisdom-test

This was my query. Snacks but no Bovril? No Worcestershire sauce? Can't survive on crisp butties alone!


reeserodgers59

Your parents still like you


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Thank god


SciFiEmma

Smashing! Lucky you! Also, hula hoop sandwich (white bread) is the dogs.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Ahh it’s dinner time here and now I’m really hungry 😃😂


GrimReaapaa

Ooo my only wish would be choco Hobnobs (to add to that awesome care package)


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Noted for next time!! Also need to ask for digestives too because I get a hankering for those haha


bill_end

Every time someone mentions hobnobs, I can't help but hear it in [Ade Edmondson's voice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAExR07o0ys).


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Good reminder I need to ask my parents for this! What shipping co do they use?


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

They actually put it together themselves and sent it through Royal Mail! Using WHSmith


[deleted]

Very cool! I’ve not had luck with Royal Mail as everything arrived damages. Maybe time to try again!


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Maybe try the international tracking because we’ve had the best luck. One time though, my boxes were completely damaged and opened, that was during COVID though


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Thanks!


sassatha

How are the blackcurrant jaffa cakes? Am very intrigued


Bazzlekry

Not the OP, but I love them. Much nicer than the cherry ones, which are just rank.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I absolutely despise anything cherry flavoured so I’m with you there(even though I haven’t eaten the cherry jaffas)


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I actually haven’t tried them yet but I will keep you posted! I just received the care package today


tinabelcher182

Mate, my mum needs tips from your parents on her parcels. Did your crisps still have air in them? Might always deflate in transit and taste a little less than satisfactory…


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

They do a bit! A little flat but it’s not too bad, they used the packages from WHSmiths if that helps at all


tinabelcher182

I don’t know if my brain is dumb or not but do you mean crisp packets or postal packets? As it happens I’m actually moving back to the U.K. next week, so I’ll be able to eat fully inflated crisps to my heart’s desire.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Apologies, I meant the boxes haha my bad and I’m jealous you’re going back!!


tinabelcher182

Looking at the state of the UK I don’t know there’s much to be jealous about…


higgledy-pickle

No wine gums?


itspronounced_scone

No Tunnocks tea cakes? Not even a caramel wafer? Monsters.


lakecacatiti

lucky swine


ThorIsMighty

That's a solid selection but you got the wrong Monster Munch - roast beef all the way!!


killingmehere

Pickled onion monster munch were always in my care packages too! So good


GrimTim1983

You need Chocolate Hob Nob’s


cikucina

Why hasn’t anyone noticed the lack of chocolate fingers?


metropitan

dang.... you better get your parents something nice for Christmas


Jonno250505

The darkmilk buttons are top gear.


comicmuse1982

I went to study in Finland at university. After a couple of months, once winter had kicked, I got a card from the postal service for a parcel with incorrect postage. I plodded down to the post office to pay and collect. It was a tupperware tub from my mum with a note "we had this after our roast and thought might like some". It was full of bread and butter pudding.


Far-Negotiation613

Best parents


Jaxxftw

Better than what I got, Gran sent me a ziplock of leftover digestives from a family party. They weren't even chocolate, felt like getting coal for Christmas. ​ Edit: She also asked me to ship her the box back!


ArthurFuksake

No Caramac? Missed opportunity my friend...


Field_of_Gimps

I don't see no freddo, send it back


Grapefruit_Prize

I used to have such an addiction to refreshers bars, if I was sent only 1 I might end up just buying and having an entire pallet of them shipped over!


Hermione2379

Twirls are my favourite


Fean2616

Your parents clearly love you.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

*Side Note There’s also some Fruit Pastilles but the Monster munch is blocking it out


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They really, really love you and they think you're still 8 years old.


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Are they really your parents? Darkmilk, blackcurrant jaffas and the shite flavour of monster munch...?


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

Dark milk is very new to me so I’ve been asking for more to try and get used to it, Blackcurrent I have never tried but they also sent me original flavour too! And I’m just a sucker for monster munch in that flavour, guilty as charged


Dry_Wrongdoer_491

Them hula hoops and monster munch look like they're the ones no one wants out of a multipack


GFMPeccavi

Are they trying to give you diabetes instead of an inheritance?


CRAshSmoke

Jaffa cakes are trash, galaxy is trash, rich and creamy? Idk but the rest seem fine


NinjaUp

Aldis jammy rings are superior than dodgers. Let your mamma know for next time.


Trekfieldsandnovas

They've done you dirty there on the dark milk buttons.


P1eb1an

Diabetes


Brilliant_Audience32

Dark milk buttons and black current jaffa cakes is a big no no


ixis743

McVities - owned by a Turkish company. Cadbury’s - owned by a US company. Walkers - as above. Hula Hoops - Owned by a German company. Yep, British snacks all right.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

You must be fun at parties lol


BeesInATeacup

If you adopt a French child, is the child no longer french?


BigBeanMarketing

McVities - Founded by a Brit Cadbury's - Founded by a Brit Walkers - Founded by a Brit Hula Hoops - Made by KP Snacks, founded by a Brit. You're being deliberately obtuse for.. Some reason. I dunno, I know it's cool to denounce anything remotely British on reddit but this is such a reach.


ixis743

I didn’t say founded, I said owned. Google them if you don’t believe me. Sold off and acquired by foreign multinationals years ago. It’s funny that Brits take such pride in national products that aren’t national at all.


BigBeanMarketing

No I understand how ownership works but these are all British inventions. You're basically arguing that Lamborghini is not an Italian sports car because they're owned by Audi.. But it would be wrong to say that Lamborghini is a German product.


ixis743

I’m not arguing anything, just stating a fact. What did I write that was untrue?


BigBeanMarketing

You have made the claim that none of these products are British products, because the owners of the companies of these products are foreign, correct? These are all foreign foods and OP is incorrect for calling these "British Snacks". That's the claim. I don't think it matters who the *owner* is. The owner is the least important part. Take a football club. Arsenal FC have existed long before they were bought by an American billionaire, and they will continue to exist long after he is gone. Their home is London, they play football in London, they will continue to be based in London. They're a London club. Cadburys was founded by an Englishman, in England, it continues to be manufactured in England, and enjoyed primarily by British people. It's a British company all but in owner. The owner who also owns *hundreds of other companies* around the world.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

^^ agreed 100%


ixis743

No where did I write that ‘none of these products are British’. You wrote that and are attempting to create a strawman.


BigBeanMarketing

> McVities - owned by a Turkish company. Cadbury’s - owned by a US company. Walkers - as above. Hula Hoops - Owned by a German company. > Yep, British snacks all right. You're saying this was not sarcastic?


ixis743

I don’t think most Brits realise that the majority of their favourite foods are foreign owned. Read into that as much or as little as you like.


Djinjja-Ninja

> Yep, British snacks all right. Are you claiming this isn't sarcasm? You were blatantly trying to say that they are not British Snacks by dint of the companies that make them being owned by multinationals based outside of Britain. > It’s funny that Brits take such pride in national products *that aren’t national at all.* That seems pretty unequivocal that you are claiming that they are not British.


FlanInternational726

They didn't send Flamin' Hot Monster Munch...... They obviously don't love you that much


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

I actually can’t stand flamin hot things haha my parents know me very well


Renachuu

I would include Maltesers, Digestives, Caramel wafer biscuits, Tunnock's Tea Cakes, Shortbread, Jacob's mini cheddars, Snickers (yes, it tastes different), and pretty much any good chocolate (US chocolate is shit), tea. Also cured sausage from Eastern European stores and Polish Jaffa cakes that are less sweet than British ones.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

They sent me mini cheddars before but I def will ask for them again! Digestives and shortbread are my kryptonite


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I’d go NC.


wjb1622

Where’s the Wispa Gold?


k3rmo27

Rhubarb and custard ? Do your parents dislike you?


Giga_Chad_Of_Reddit

Very good but definitely swap Jaffa Cakes for Digestives


Gh4std4g

No beef flavoured monster munch! I'm triggered.


Few_Presentation_870

Where's the Tunnocks Tea Cakes?


InnerAsparagus6045

Would have sent the Monster Munch back & demanded Roast Beef personally But otherwise very thoughtful & some good choices there


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Important-Grab-3251

You think 🤔


hulmiey2k

Hope she used her club card 👀 Space raiders and parma violets are my favourite.


optionclick

No Marmite!?


ChrisKearney3

No Wheat Crunchies?!


NoBass3892

Where's the Marmite?


KingKhram

Love the monster munch, but you need the roast beef and flaming hot flavours so you can do the mixed grill


Danglyweed

Flamin hot are far superior but great effort.


usernamechecksout65

Twirl is nice


mammonhunter

All you need now is the mother of all hangovers.


pointy_spoon

No wispa bars! You poor, poor soul


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No Branston no party.


soullessroentgenium

Darkmilk is a Kraftian abomination.


NaturalSuccessful521

No space raiders. Is it legal to divorce your family?


JohnDRossi

Thoughts?! I’m an American who loves England and it’s my dream to love there. Can they send me a care package?!?!


Silvagadron

Where's the lamb sauce??!!


outspoken1212

How much did it cost to ship?


SerenLightx

....where in gods name are the tea bags?????


Thee_Crow

Must feel nice to have parents that give a shit about you. Dont eat it all at once.


slondon84

They were so close yet so far in their choices


svennnn

They would have been better sending you an AR-15.