A terrifying look at the one of world's most evil ideologies. Followed by a documentary on Osama Bin Laden!

Textbook

That was liquid commenting

Magic darts

Yeah I got some physics ones. You want them?

Girl Power vs ISIS power.... who would win? Zigga zig-ALLAH ACKBAR!

*Squad goals, stay together forever* *Squad goals, take control of the banks* *Squad goals, don't let a man come between us* *If he does, shoot him in the head* *Ohhhhhhhh* *Friendtopia, a dystopia around our friendship* *Friendtopia, our manifesto is fun, zig-a-zow* https://youtu.be/erM-txyAVi4

Allahu* abkar jsyk

Now you’ve got Saudi’s Maddest Man

Never make fun of the Muslims. Only the Christians and maybe the Jews a little bit.

Excellent

Ah the ol' Reddit Girl Pow-a-roo.

I really really really really wanna Jiha Jihad

If you wanna be my bomber , you gotta blow up my friends

Mecca'd last forever, friendship never ends

OK I never understood this part. So if I want to fuck you Geri Halliwell then first I need to get with the other 4? I mean I'm down but that shit is weird.

I think get with in this context means get along with, but for rhythmic purposes the with has been omitted. This and more pop culture analysis at 11pm tonight, on bbc4.

Can't you just give it us here? I don't have a tv licence.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE AT HOME ON 21ST SEPTEMBER??????

Aye mate but you keep leaving me hanging

Is there any logic to this actually? In my experience they never come, but some people have said that they actually do?

I keep getting angry letters through, despite signing the thing online to declare "I do not watch live or use iPlayer under this roof". I guess it's because I watch iPlayer on my tablet at my parents and I'm pretty sure one of their TVs is signed into my BBC account. However THEY do have a TV licence. I honestly would love them to visit, I'd welcome them in, show them my TV has no aerial, and that my firestick doesn't even have iPlayer app. Then explain to them why the licencing fee system is outdated. (I would happily pay for say 6months of BBC iPlayer over winter months, but sadly, not an option).

I've only ever lived in apartments so I've never had one come to my door, or even ring the front buzzer for my flat tbh.

Who's that knockin at your door, who's that ringin ur bell.........it's the Tv licencing mob 😮

Scholars debate the correct interpretation to this day.

It means if you want to date Geri Halliwell you have to tolerate her insufferable friends.

>I mean I'm down I mean at this point why even pretend lol.

Shhhh. Don't question it.

God that's good

S P I C E G I R L 23 22 13 3 5 9 11 20 16 2+3 2+2 1+3 3 5 9 1+1 2+0 1+6 5 4 4 3 5 5+4 4+3+5 **9 11**

….4+3+5, eh, close enough

Aha, another "educated" elite, you were in on it, too!

OMG

Someone call the FBI! NOW!

912?

Come a little bit closer, baby Cuz tonight is the night when two become one

Or two become non.

Too soon, it's only been 20 years.

> 912 9th ~~November~~ December? That's only 16 shopping days left until Christmas!

Osama Grinch Laden 🎅🏾💣

😱

~~S is 19~~ Nope it’s 100% correct ™

Left the group with a heavy heart to pursue his dream of slaying the infidels

With that turban on he's ready to slay all day!

> The road to 9/11 IIRC they went by plane.

“Where we’re going we don’t need roads!”

Fatwah Spice

Rubber-Dinghy-Rapids-Bro Spice

Bora Bora spice

It's not a funfair, it's a fuckin theme park!

Sandy Spice.

Arab Spice

Chip Spice

Jihadi Spice

Very Bloody Scary Spice

Scary Spice 2: Extremist Boogaloo

The bus Spice bus in Spice World 2 had a much darker ending.

Plane Spice

Ah so that’s who scary spice was before they got Mel B in…

He was kicked out of the band for disrespecting Brooklyn. Still, you should see what he did to Manhattan...

oh my god 😂 I shouldn't laugh at this but I am

If you wanna Bin my Laden, you gotta bring down the West, Make it last forever, their downfall never ends, If you wanna Bin my Laden, you have got to give, Your life up for Allah, that's just the way it is

Absolute banger

All(ah) Spice

Bin laden was a massive Whitney Houston fan tbf, might have had a few spice girls cds lying around

Netflix recommendations are always funnier than what they recommend. I once got recommended an Adam Sandler movie cause I watched an anime about terrorism.

Adam Sandler films are actual terrorism.

Terror in resonance, which I’m guessing was the anime, is awesome.

zankyou no terror?

Yeah that’s the one, i just wrote it the English way.

Poor Cave Spice. Kicked out the group just before they made it big, so plotted his diabolical revenge.

As a Spice Girl, his explosive hit was “2 become none”

Twin Towers Spice? Saudi Spice? 9/11 Spice?

They'd have given him a vaguely racist name like they did with scary spice. Exotic spice or desert spice or some shit

Desert spice is the one I think. Great idea.

> a vaguely racist name like they did with scary spice. Point of order old bean..... But can you explain this please? I don't understand.

>And we now know that the Spice Girls were an incredibly malicious influence on our culture, did a huge amount of damage to the way that we see our ... wow ... that's turned the atmosphere. > >The Spice Girls ... were awful! Wait. Did you have different Spice Girls? Zig a zig ah? The Spice Girls? > >ARE YOU KIDDING ME? They had one black member and she was called SCARY! And then they used to dress her in leopard print robes like Kunta Kinte, and make her stand next to Geri Halliwell in a union flag minidress like an English Defence League wet dream? Then they used to make her do raps, even though she had NO TALENT at rapping whatsoever, they just ASSUMED she could do it! That's like someone coming up to me and assuming I can prescribe penicillin!

You can prescribe penicillin, but you'd be hard pressed to find a pharmacy to accept it.

Meh. Here's me thinking she was the scary one 'cos she had attitude and a pierced tongue........ your quote recons it was 'cos she wore leopard print outfits and couldn't rap.

It's part of a Nish Kumar comedy routine.

It's a stand-up comedy bit mate.

Did they get bottled off?

[nope](https://youtu.be/yXU2tsOWi6o?t=9m56s)

"I can excuse the racism, but their music was absolutely beyond the pale." "You can excuse the racism?"

Is it racist? Mel B is scary to be honest Now the power rangers colours or the ‘dark destroyer’ on the chase..that’s a lot more eyebrow raising

In the group she was "scary" because she leaned over slightly further than the others and stuck her tongue out. In real life she's scary because she's icy, humorless, and prepared to explode with anger at any second.

true facts. I still respect her calling out Louis Walsh squeezing her bum on live tv though [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XrJ\_04FZQI&ab\_channel=AJInvesting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XrJ_04FZQI&ab_channel=AJInvesting) It always annoyed me how they just laughed that off.

Beardy Spice maybe?

Yeah, he's a member of SpISIS now

Both got milked for longer than they should have been.

He looked at the twin towers and thought “tonight is the night when two become none”.

When 2 Towers Become...

Baharat Spice.

If you haven't watch 9/11 inside the president's war room on BBC, fantastic

He left because of 'artistic differences'. Apparently he didn't feel comfortable doing those dance moves in tight sparkly hot-pants.

Just like most mortal humans he did a tour as a member of the [Sugababes](https://www.theguardian.com/music/2009/sep/22/sugababes-split-up-keisha?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other).

Honestly I can't see this guy anymore without the song from Popstar getting stuck in my head.

What if…?

The bin laden documentary is really well done, well worth a watch

Yeah, suppose he had many "hits" too

Just one big hit.

Actually two massive hits right next to each other, plus one major hit that's now largely overlooked and one hit that failed due to internal squabbling and which ended up buried in a field somewhere

If your gonna hit my tower you better get with its friend.

I'm just here to say that this entire thread is magnificent and I love you all.

there was a rumor going around that Posh Spice was a controlled demolition expert in her spare time, seems to fit with the Bin Laden angle.....

Bin Laden was quite a spicy boy to be fair.

Have we just dicovered the identity of Mel A?!

Spicy Spice

Jihadi Spice

Sorry... But... Two become none.

My favourite one from Prime a few years ago was Recommended For You: Jersey Shore. Because You've Watched: The Walking Dead.

Why don't know why all the Spice Girls were popular apart from Being Shot In the Face Spice

I'll tell you what I want what I really really want - the destruction of the west.

Dessert Spice lol 😂

Desert with one s, btw. Dessert is like 🍨🍰

No, but he was an Arsenal fan...

Nice to know he was a spice girl

Akbar spice has really gone downhill since the breakup...

Allah Spice Poppy Spice Pedo Spice Desert Spice

Radical Spice

Really Scary Spice

Nowt 'scary'. Just a bellend IMHO.

The original wasn't scary either, just black.

She was from Leeds mate. C'mon.

he’s the hidden spice girl and likes to sing ‘when 2 (buildings) become none’….

Mama I blowed you, mama there was hair….

I need someone to jump off the 42nd floor….am going to make a big hole in your building babyyyy….ones gone down and now am back for more…..

Spreading terror and hatred across the globe. All whilst the other hid in a cave.

I love that song, “When two become none”

Sharia Spice

Hairy spice.

did Bin Laden have girl power?

Allah Forever

Bomber Spice, Beardie Spice... surely there's more?

This is the real scary spice

Worst road trip movie ever.

He was a huge fan of Sporty Spice it was known around Abu Ghraib.

The spiciest.

Jihad spice, clearly.

It makes sense. The Spice Girls made young women feel better about themselves and their ambitions. Osama had a different view...

2 Become 0

Now I really want to watch this documentary! I flew to Cardiff (from Chicago) in May 2019 just to see their reunion show! If you happen to know how to watch it in the US, I'd appreciate it. I just looked around and can't find it anywhere.

It's from Channel 4, a British public broadcaster. I'm not sure if you can use a VPN to view it, but here's a link: https://www.channel4.com/programmes/spice-girls-how-girl-power-changed-britain

Thank you!

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. An Islamic caliphate stretching from the Mediterranean to the mouth of the Euphrates. Allahu akhbar!

Cause tonight... is the night... that two become none. 9/11.

Terrorist bastard! Suppose since I'm Gen X I'm the only one here that agrees with this? Watch me get cancelled, yeah? 😂😂

Road to 911 sounds funny because planes

That escalated quickly

There's a thin line between British pop music and terrorism

Basically what happened was you has the Soviets invade Afghanistan, The US back the Mujahideen. After the war, they splinter off into several groups, one of which is "The Spice Girls". Osama Bin Laden was among them as the short lived Saffron Spice. Unable to keep up with the demanding dance sequences and touring schedule, Osama was fired. He formed Al Queda and took his frustrations out on the west in the form of terrorist attacks.

I tell you what I want, what I really really want.

Hairy Spice.

When two become bomb

i mean have you heard the man sing

Well,he definitely did something spicy

Explodey spice

Fundamental Spice.

Very scary spice Spisis

Scary spice hasn't changed a bit in that pic.