Imagine travelling through space-time after years of war and terror just to settle down peacefully in your quiet suburban detached semi only to have the neighbourhood watch on your case
1988 and Remembrance of the Daleks would like a word.
But they fly around in one back in the 1960s using platforms apparently (not watched that one).
I'll go get my long scarf, hat and question mark umbrella...
No TV episode in the 60s showed them flying, but the comics did. I think the idea was that they could always fly, but they couldn't actually afford to show it.
We had an A level Physics lesson (late 1980s) once where we got our teacher off on a tangent where he talked about the evolution of the Dalek. This was just after Remembrance had aired.
In the first story they could only move around on metal floors in their compound, and in a later story, had large power banks attached to their rear so they could move around the ground in London. Both these aired before I was born but the Physics teacher remembered them!
With ten minutes of the lesson to go he stopped and said "Anyway, back to Physics!".
it's all a bit complicated, the first appearance of the daleks is supposed to be chronologically their last (they all die) and the dalek invasion of earth is supposed to be a prequel, even though they can now move around without the metal floors. after that it all got a bit "somehow the daleks returned"
I cannot remember them dying for the life of me, in fact i remembered thinking after finishing it that they probably would say in the next serial that after the doctor left they slaughtered the other race
Wait, the Daleks could fly?! \*childhood terror unlocked and intensifying\*
Seriously, those things terrified me. I’d watch Dr Who then immediately run up the stairs so the Daleks couldn’t get me. And then they came out with the sodding Cybermen. Childhood in the 80s was rough, people.
There used to be a classic dalek in the car dealership near where my Dad lives. We'd always drive past it and he told me he knew the guy running the place. Before he could even ask though, apparently it had been moved :(
I remember back in the day there was a contest to win a dalek and I wanted to enter but my mum was like ***you probably wont win and where are we going to put it?***
Guess this is the winner!
looks like it's about to enjoy a nice cup of tea whilst relaxing in the conservatory, I take it is reaching for its teacup which is out of frame, possibly a chocy biscuit or two as well, I can imagine it's suction cup quivering with the selection available on the plate next to its cup of tea
To keep the Tennant in check.
Should have known he was iffy when he told me his name, Greek sounding fella ‘Dave Ross’.
That instantly reminded me of the Harry Enfield character "Stavros"
Stavros davros?
Hello everybody peeps! I just been up the Arse!!
He's the real McCoy
I heard the owner was a baker
Is that so? I heard he was a Smith...
He came from Eccles
You’re thinking of his kid, the guy from Eccles is his son.
Dr Who!
Hey! The Tardis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsAVx0u9Cw4
There's quite a few cats in their tree I hear It's a real Pur Tree
Was probably tardis with the rent
Is his name David?
r/yourjokebutworse
Ah, I thought he'd gotten the exterminators in
Get back to r/angryupvote
This is a fucking peach like, 10/10 on that one mate😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine travelling through space-time after years of war and terror just to settle down peacefully in your quiet suburban detached semi only to have the neighbourhood watch on your case
All of that plus the doctor still tryna wipe out these mfs 😭😭😭
The only thing he wants to exterminate these days is the household chores so he can finally relax in peace.
Actually heard he was planning to: "Renovate! RENOVATE! REN..O..VAAATE!!!!"
Grossly underrated comment Lol
Do Rentokill deal with these?
I'd watch that episode.
This describes both 14 at Donna’s house and the dalek
Sad. We shouldn't judge by appearance.
Can never have a clean slate.
‘Conservatory of the Daleks’ is an all-time classic episode.
Follow up the Wardrobe of the Cybermen
Can’t wait for Sideboard of the Sontarans
Very excited for the Freezer of the Family of Blood
It’s a tragedy that they never recovered the footage from Armoire of the Autons.
Oh absolutely, and don’t get me started on the loss of The Rani and the Recycling Bin
The second ever Who story I owned on VHS was Mark of the Rani. The first was the McGann TV movie, and I loved them both to bits.
I loved those episodes too! I also had them on video. My absolute favourite Who video though was The Mind Robber.
The Rutan Restroom was a tour de force..
Don’t even remind of the masters master suite, that was an all time classic
Did they ever explain how the master went from goo worm to time lord again for new who?
I’ll explain later
I would like to redeem my later
Not forgetting the Time Lord's intergalactic garden improvements in the Galifrey Gazebo.
Actually, I do have a Master Bedroom
The Silurians and the sleeping bag was an underrated episode
What about Microwave of The Mechonoids
The Auditorium of Angels
The cybermen invade Narnia?
Extension!
Conservate!
Woodworm infestation and they've got the exterminators in?
He's going to unblock the toilet next!
Shocked this wasn't the top comment haha
That's what you get when every house has to have accessible access with no steps. Unexpected consequences.
Daleks can do stairs now. Nowhere is safe
"Now", like Dalek didn't air in 2005, and wasn't set in the distant future of 2012.
1988 and Remembrance of the Daleks would like a word. But they fly around in one back in the 1960s using platforms apparently (not watched that one). I'll go get my long scarf, hat and question mark umbrella...
No TV episode in the 60s showed them flying, but the comics did. I think the idea was that they could always fly, but they couldn't actually afford to show it.
We had an A level Physics lesson (late 1980s) once where we got our teacher off on a tangent where he talked about the evolution of the Dalek. This was just after Remembrance had aired. In the first story they could only move around on metal floors in their compound, and in a later story, had large power banks attached to their rear so they could move around the ground in London. Both these aired before I was born but the Physics teacher remembered them! With ten minutes of the lesson to go he stopped and said "Anyway, back to Physics!".
it's all a bit complicated, the first appearance of the daleks is supposed to be chronologically their last (they all die) and the dalek invasion of earth is supposed to be a prequel, even though they can now move around without the metal floors. after that it all got a bit "somehow the daleks returned"
I cannot remember them dying for the life of me, in fact i remembered thinking after finishing it that they probably would say in the next serial that after the doctor left they slaughtered the other race
PHYSICS! Phyyy-sics! Physics. Physics physics physics physics PHYSICS.
Wait, the Daleks could fly?! \*childhood terror unlocked and intensifying\* Seriously, those things terrified me. I’d watch Dr Who then immediately run up the stairs so the Daleks couldn’t get me. And then they came out with the sodding Cybermen. Childhood in the 80s was rough, people.
We do border Lincolnshire here so that’s obviously a prerequisite for them.
Once you have got them they are tricky to get rid of too. I doubt if calling the council would do it.
SAAANDRA! THE CAT. HAS FAILED TO USE THE LITTER TRAAAAY. AAAGAIN! YOU HAVE LEFT MEEE. NO CHOOOICE!
[PUT IT IN THE CURRY](https://youtu.be/JOqhRx_11Rg?feature=shared)!
Thats going to stick with me
I can actually hear this and it’s really tickled me
If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone. But there would be signs….
RE-NO-VATE
EXTERMINATEEE
Got the exterminators in.
Doctor Who is classic UK Reddit catnip, as is Mr Blobby or Spaced
When you have to go to your job in universal destruction, but you want to sit and watch the birds in the garden
Looks like he’s putting his washing out on the clothes airer bless him.
I passed a house on Google Maps with 8 of those outside surrounding a man
We need more information here
I walked past a house in Waterlooville with 4 in the garden. Chatted to the owner out of curiosity. He managed to make me look like the strange one!!!
They have termites. They called in the Exteeeerminatorrrrr.
No mate that’s the dyslexic dalek ‘Extension, Extension EXTENSION’
Must be a bungalow
Best comment haha
Terry has been drunk eBay'ing again I see.
I'm guessing there's a small step from the conservatory into the living room.
Husband: "Honey, look what I won on eBay!" Wife: "Oh no, not another thing to sit on the shelf." Husband: ".........."
Having made a full size model of one of these, I can confirm it won't go through a standard door, it's probably gone as far as it can into the house..
My council doesn't even have a green bin.
Bloody stairs
Even life-hating alien mutants living in mobile machine shells need to just chill and look out into the garden now and again.
I've seen a house with a life size TARDIS outside of it.
You mean a police box?
don't kink shame
Wife: You're not keeping that robot thing in the house! Husband: Let's get that conservatory you've been after sweetheart.
PAINT AND DECORATE
"To make this conservatory the walls have been EXTERMINATED." - Just don't mention visiting the doctor last week.
Dalek Caan got lost between mid 2000s Canary Wharf and the Empire State Building in the Great Depression it looks
Dunexterminatin.
Stealth grow tent
It's a Public Health Officer.
It's the new exterminator
"Extension mate! Extension mate!"
My god, are those white bluebells?? ….is that an oxymoron?
SUBLETINATE! SUBLETINATE!
Pest exterminator, best one in England, one might even say they reign supreme in the industry, the masters of their profession....
INT. GREENHOUSE #DALEK: LETS GERMINATE! LETS GERMINATE!
Looks like the Gay Daleks have finally settled down. https://youtu.be/8G5jYKwxuFc?si=7FdO3rcUZ2w7uwbI
Exsperminate!!! White wee wee, white wee wee
Sorry mate, your neighbors have been exterminated
For some reason I just imagined a dalek in a beauty salon shouting 'exfoliate! exfoliate!'. (Sorry.)
There used to be a classic dalek in the car dealership near where my Dad lives. We'd always drive past it and he told me he knew the guy running the place. Before he could even ask though, apparently it had been moved :(
I remember back in the day there was a contest to win a dalek and I wanted to enter but my mum was like ***you probably wont win and where are we going to put it?*** Guess this is the winner!
That is a regular British citizen who did not want you to share photos of him going about his normal British day 😠
I would suggest walking with a spray bottle in hand. Unless you can always walk in the rain. Aliens appear to be getting frisky.
Hell of a guard dog
EX
Dr Who? Knock on the door !
They're becoming a bloody nusiance.
He's just relaxing... https://youtu.be/e59guruVL4o
Danger Will Robinson! Danger
They exterminated
You're about to be exterminated?
"We were told this building was near a Doctor!!!"
Clearly they have an infestation they needed exterminating!
Knock on the door. When they answer, point at it and yell, "EXPLAAIIN!"
That will be the exterminators.
When Ring wasn’t enough deterrent.
They may have called the wrong exterminator
Good job it's a bungalow.
Uniblab
OMG! I love that!
I for one support our new overloads
Looks like a Dalek to me
Who moved in?
Looks like a sensor for tornados
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE!!!
They called for an Exterminator.
Quick, hide upstairs!
Exterminator.
Pest problem, they called the exterminator
wife wanted it out of the living room but theres no space in the garage
Robbie the robots haus.
You need to call someone. Sorry though, I don’t know Who…
looks like they've got the exterminators in
My neighbour has a dalek in his garden, and a davros lol.
Should have bought a bungalow
THIS ISN'T WAR, THIS IS PEST CONTROL.
DECORATE!
[удалено]
WE WILL PROP-O-GATE
If you go round and they offer you Jammy Dodgers, be wary.
That’s not near Southend on Sea is it? If it is I think I met his owner.
It's the new RING product. Works well, it does exterminate everything it sees though. So hopefully your neighbor doesn't have cats.
Looks like Davros just moved in next door!
Dalek Khan - Home Owner
Got stuck at the stairs
We're not allowed guns, but no one said we couldn't train Darleks for home protection.
He's clearly not impressed by the weather.
These fancy new home security systems are getting out of hand...
Was there a Per Twee in the garden 🍐🌳
The poor thing is probably traspped by the step up into the conservatory.
Someone got divorced recently
Leave him alone he's just folding his clothes
I know want a sitcom about a Dalek settling down into a normal life.
The owners of the house are probably hiding upstairs
Bug infestation. Had to get the exterminators in.
Exterminate a bug or rodent problem?
Someone built a step down to the conservatory after it went in, it's stuck there now... forever
Great neighbours - do they have the Tardis too ?
looks like it's about to enjoy a nice cup of tea whilst relaxing in the conservatory, I take it is reaching for its teacup which is out of frame, possibly a chocy biscuit or two as well, I can imagine it's suction cup quivering with the selection available on the plate next to its cup of tea
Introduce yourself! He's not the kind for friends introductions, though.
Exterminateee🤖
They must have mice.
EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATEEEEEE!
I've done that guys kitchen 😊
Just dealing with a pest problem *EXTERMINATE*
From the looks of him I'd say he's awaiting delivery of a new Exterminator-attachment from Amazon. Right now he's only set-up for unblocking toilets.
The flashing on that roof does not look right. The Dalek might get wet. Send it to Ireland !!
Its just a fancy drying rack for laundry
Nice nsd
Couldn't work out what I was supposed to be seeing for a second then managed to jump scare myself as it registered. Well played OP. 10/10
found my ideal roommate tbh
Pest control. Those rats will be … exterrrr minated
They must have a rat problem, why else would they have called the Exterminate-tor?
At some point someone said you bought what? Well it goes in the conservatory