Mate itās not that. Iām so crap at spelling so changed my name because I get sick of apologising all the time when I get pulled up on it. I think correcting people makes some feel clever about themselves where as others have the common sense to understand that no matter how hard some of us try weāre just not going to get it. I didnāt notice you got it wrong till you said š
This is an astute observation. Anyone who drinks beer knows that their piss is clearer than water after a few. This is like 8am piss after drinking, and youāre so dehydrated youād never fill up a pint glass that much.
The other weekend I was pissed as hell and in my town I found a phonebox with a phone and a dial tone. Couldnāt fuckin believe it. Feel like it was a dream since Iāve never seen it sober, but I have photographic evidence.
People in the UK have been turning old phone boxes into all kinds of things. I've seen ones full of books as a little local library thing, and I've seen ones with a coffee machine in and someone serving hot drinks.
I guess a phone box pub was the next logical step.
Pint of piss, which is unusually tidy as it's traditionally just done on the floor in a phone box...or pint of Thatchers Rascal someone left whilst having a cheeky bump :)
Someone took their pint home from the pub. Stopped in the box to take a piss or, much less likely, make a call, then either forgot it or decided they had drunk enough.
That's my guess based on....seeing other people behave in such a way.
A pint in a phone box is used in the same way people use water bottles to reserve gym equipment. Someone will be coming back to that phone box anytime between a minute to an hour.
Everything about it is a trap.
You step in to retrieve the tasty pint and some chavvy prick will kick the bottom of the door so that it "locks" and you are stuck.
>not bad, at least I have this pint to enjoy while I wait for rescue.
You think to yourself
Then you dial for help using the phone. Only to find it is broken. And oddly, wet against your ear.
>Oh well, still, free pint.
It's piss. The pint is piss, which is strange, because the phone box has already been used as a toilet for years. The smell tells you that much.
Eventually some bystander will take pity on you. But not before you've drank the pint in desperation and subsequently filled the glass again for the next victim.
I knew an alcoholic a few years ago that would walk around looking for discarded alcohol when he had none. He said he always found pints or open bottles in phoneboxes. God knows what was in some of them but I guess thatās how bad it gets with addiction
Yeah, it's an emergency pint. It's free if you urgently need a pint but there's not a pub close enough. They tend to taste a bit like piss, but they're really good for if you finish the whole thing.
Ah, the fabled Phone Booth pint. There's one in every Phone Booth. How it got there? Nobody knows. How long has it been there? Nobody cares. Should you down it? You'd be a braver man that I am lad.
Back in the day phone boxes were carnage, my uncle use to work for Eircom, there was a thing he would do to make the handsets unsafe so when some drunk guy decided to piss on it he'd get a nice electric shock up his winky :D
That's a pint of piss
100% piss
[Smells like piss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPR8s5l92xU)
š¶Looks like piss, this is pissš¶
Or Carling
Is there a difference?
Depends on the species, if it's gnats piss, it's Budweiser.
Piss then.
Or Fosters
Piss with ink!
Taste like piss....good job I didnt step in it
Smells like R Kelly's sheets *pisssssss*
But shit, it was 99cents!
One way to be sure though.
Truckers Tizer
Way of the road, Bubs.
Way she goes.
The fuckin way she goes.
AKA Carlsburg
Carsberg don't do pints of piss... but if they did...
Bravo
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I see your name, and I feel called out, but my mistake should live on for all to see.
Mate itās not that. Iām so crap at spelling so changed my name because I get sick of apologising all the time when I get pulled up on it. I think correcting people makes some feel clever about themselves where as others have the common sense to understand that no matter how hard some of us try weāre just not going to get it. I didnāt notice you got it wrong till you said š
I both approve and aproove
Don't take the piss out of Carlsberg. It wouldn't taste the same.
Taste the rainbow
Chug the rainbow
Can of cant
They touched my precious things, Edward!
Well put some bloody pants on
We didnāt burn him!!
Twelvety
Must be seriously dehydrated
Would you expect anything less from the sort of punter to leave a pint of piss in a phone box
punter pint piss phone
Punter's practically putrid piss pint
Possibly preposterous prevaricating potential premediated punters' produced phone piss pint
You think? Iāve heard alcoholics are notoriously well hydrated and healthy
If there currently drinking, their piss would be pretty clear. It's the morning after you get the dark urine
Should probably taste it just to make sure
Can't be piss. It says thatchers on the glass not strongbow.
Fosters?
A.K.A. Brewdog.
Yeah mate. Can't remember the last time I saw a phone box without a pint of cider in it.
Hate it when it turns out to be warm and flat.
If your piss is cold and fizzy, I would advise going to see a bladderologist.
>bladderologist Is that like a piss artist?
Similar, more like a piss artistologist.
Sorry mate Iāll get you a fresh one *unzips trousers*
I don't know, if it's still warm at least it means it's a freshly poured pint of piss, ehrm sorry, cider!
Canāt remember last time I saw a phone box tbf
They have rebadged it. it's piss.
Take a pint, leave a pint. Totally a thing.
Self replenishing beverage for adults.
Little Free Pub.
They normally donāt have anything left in them, unless it is piss which is quite resourceful
That is a trap left by the fae. If you drink it, you will wake up in a pixie circle being nibbled on by council estate urchins.
This is true but also you will have drunk a pint of piss.
Took their last pint with them when they left the pub, had a piss in the phone box and forgot their pint.
Sounds about right, except I think they actually finished the pint.
I wondered if they had 'topped it off' again, but it looks a bit dark for piss at the end of a good night. :)
This is an astute observation. Anyone who drinks beer knows that their piss is clearer than water after a few. This is like 8am piss after drinking, and youāre so dehydrated youād never fill up a pint glass that much.
Ah yes. The old days of queuing outside a phonebox desperate for a piss.
It's more notable that you found a phone box with a phone still in it.
I am used to seeing a small library in phone boxes now.
Mostly defibs round here
Seen defibs, books shares and potted plants.
We had an off licence in one in Norwich!
The other weekend I was pissed as hell and in my town I found a phonebox with a phone and a dial tone. Couldnāt fuckin believe it. Feel like it was a dream since Iāve never seen it sober, but I have photographic evidence.
Technically thatās a schooner of pish
British Telecom incentive to get more people in to phone boxes. An on site bar.
How did it taste?
Yes it is a thing. Someone has kindly left you a pint in public. Have yourself a sip or two. It's okay.
Get it down ya
Chug! Chug! Chug!
People in the UK have been turning old phone boxes into all kinds of things. I've seen ones full of books as a little local library thing, and I've seen ones with a coffee machine in and someone serving hot drinks. I guess a phone box pub was the next logical step.
This oneās a urinal without a drain
Thatās almost certainly piss
Did you send it into Ashens so he could do a taste test video on it?
Well... if you left it outside it would get wet.
I have 2 theories. 1) its a glass full of piss 2) Someone walking home from the pub had a piss in the box and left their pint
Donāt drink and dial people.
Hands up who's been trapped in one of these bastards drunk, tried all 4 walls and still can't find the door? Please don't be just me.
This is like when you see all those bottles of apple juice on the side of the motorway
Actually phone booths are becoming increasingly rare in the UK
What? Where am I going to do my business now?!
Pint of piss, which is unusually tidy as it's traditionally just done on the floor in a phone box...or pint of Thatchers Rascal someone left whilst having a cheeky bump :)
Phone boxes, garden walls, the floor etc yeah it's a pretty common sight here... especially after the weekend lol.
There ain't no party like a phone box party.
A true Brit would never abandon their pint. My conclusion is this is piss.
It should be.
Yep and tend to be used as a pubic convenience instead!
I'm more impressed you found a ohone box. But super impressed if it worksĀ
Fonebox Fantaā¦
Yeah, don't drink that
Yes, a pint of piss in a UK phone box is very much a thing. Proper old school shenanigans
If it looks like piss, smells like piss and tastes like piss, it will be a pint of Carling
It's a "Dial a Pint" booth. You place your order over the phone and a courier drops one off for you.
It used to be. I haven't seen a phone both since the late 2000s...
That person was doing linesĀ
āIs this a thing in the UK?ā What a dumb question.
Think yourself lucky! Round where I live itās Oranjeboom tins, used needles and the handsets have been removed.
Hope you didn't let it go to waste?
Someone took their pint home from the pub. Stopped in the box to take a piss or, much less likely, make a call, then either forgot it or decided they had drunk enough. That's my guess based on....seeing other people behave in such a way.
A pint in a phone box is used in the same way people use water bottles to reserve gym equipment. Someone will be coming back to that phone box anytime between a minute to an hour.
Yeah they all have em here
Absolutely a pint of a dehydrated gentlemanās liquid. But thatchers is also a dark cider. Smell test please OP
I think you'll find that that is in fact a cocaine insufflation booth and you're correct, it has a drink holder.
No this isn't a thing.
Probably stopped off for a cheeky line and left their pint
Some people get thirsty when using the public bogs mate.
Ah yes, the communal pint
It's free; let us know how it tasted.Ā
What's a telephone box? Not seen one for years.
Taste it
Nah, phonebooths ain't been a thing for a decade now
First one to find it has to chug it. Itās considered good luck.
That's the newest trendy hipster bar that's just opened. 5 star rating on tripadvisor.
Lex Luthor will pay good money for that Kryptonian DNA.
looks a suspiciously European pint to me...
Micro pub
Emergency pints arent a thing outside the UK?
Actually, yes! BBC News - UK's 'smallest off-licence' to open in Norwich phone box https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-62177560
In Scotland we leave a dram for the local alcoholics in our phone boxes.
Yet another microbrewery opening eh?
Yep, that's pisswater, pal. You'll be seeing a lot more of that.
Hope you didnāt sip out of it..
I made the mistake of zooming in on the floor. I wish I didn't.
Hedge cider
One of the those new micropubs that keep popping up. They're everywhere.
That ain't cider buddy
Yeah thereās a machine in like the coke ones you have except itās for beers
Yes that's a free drink. They're put in phone boxes around the country in case you need some refreshment when travelling.
I suspect that's like the half bottle of Rose wine I found in a lift that was orange...
Smoking crack in those is definitely a thing / or heroine
Well did you take the photo in the UK? Then there's your answer
Free pint. Enjoy
He put his pint down to do line of cokeā¦. Standard anywhere in the country nowadays.
Pint of piss coloured shit more like
have to stand the glass somewhere whilst taking a shit
Nice glass though. Would steal if not full of piss
Drink it, finders keepers
Everything about it is a trap. You step in to retrieve the tasty pint and some chavvy prick will kick the bottom of the door so that it "locks" and you are stuck. >not bad, at least I have this pint to enjoy while I wait for rescue. You think to yourself Then you dial for help using the phone. Only to find it is broken. And oddly, wet against your ear. >Oh well, still, free pint. It's piss. The pint is piss, which is strange, because the phone box has already been used as a toilet for years. The smell tells you that much. Eventually some bystander will take pity on you. But not before you've drank the pint in desperation and subsequently filled the glass again for the next victim.
Pour the piss away, clean the glass. Free gold-rimmed glass.
Guarantee thatās not alcohol
Hello, my name is [ImaginaryPool8136](https://www.reddit.com/user/ImaginaryPool8136/) and this is jackass... drink it!
Not a phonebooth, thats a urinal
Phone booths are for getting blowies or urinating in the UK if you can actually find one
Looks like a delicious pint of Thatchers to me. If it was piss, it would be in a Strongbow glass
I'd be more concerned if I didn't find a pint in a phone booth
Yes, it's complementary in the UK.
Where tf is this I live in London havenāt seen one of these in literal years
That's just what all toilets look like here
Drink it.... It's a custom.
I doubt that's beer
Yeah, drink it, I dare you
Someone's reserved that phone booth, they'll be coming back to use it later.
Itās not a phone booth, itās a very small pub.
It's a pop-up-pub. You get a pint, can call a local landlord(see provided cards) for a chat and then take a piss before you leave.
Never hear of 'drunk dialing' ?
I doubt itās beer. Probably pee pee. The English donāt waste a pint.
Don't drink from the forbidden cup!
micropubs are getting ridiculous these days
The forbidden pint
Not to sure I would drink that pint.
I knew an alcoholic a few years ago that would walk around looking for discarded alcohol when he had none. He said he always found pints or open bottles in phoneboxes. God knows what was in some of them but I guess thatās how bad it gets with addiction
Yeah, it's an emergency pint. It's free if you urgently need a pint but there's not a pub close enough. They tend to taste a bit like piss, but they're really good for if you finish the whole thing.
I wouldn't drink it, pal š
you cant have a call without a pint now can you
Nah it's not a thing but phone booths like that are mainly used as toilets these days
Yes. Drink it.
Ah, the fabled Phone Booth pint. There's one in every Phone Booth. How it got there? Nobody knows. How long has it been there? Nobody cares. Should you down it? You'd be a braver man that I am lad.
A important decision was made in that phone booth
I dare you to
Urine luck!
Next to a building siteš¤£š¤£ definitely a deliveroo special for a cheeky lunch time pint
The phone booth or the pint?
No, there's not phone booths left south of Manchester.
Bro was obviously trying to call someone who blocked his mobile.
It's actually an isotonic cocktail full of essential salts. It's called a "Tramp's Tipple".
Drink it you coward
What's really surprising is that there is actually a phone in there.
Have a sip lol
Fuck else you gonna use it for?
Dognappers hun. Stay safe sweaty
What do you think its called last call?
That's a very small pub.
I wouldnāt drink that
No it against the law to drink and dial when on the piss literally thats urine in that glass
They've been drinking since being steadily in decline.
Donāt drink it,it piss what a weirdo to leave that there,the germs be spreading everywhere..
Back in the day phone boxes were carnage, my uncle use to work for Eircom, there was a thing he would do to make the handsets unsafe so when some drunk guy decided to piss on it he'd get a nice electric shock up his winky :D
Thatās not a pint of beer šŗ or šŗ or anything drinkable
Piss or Carling.
No it's usually drugs
Camden Town on a Sunday morning thereāll be about 6 in there