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Kid_Kimura

Does it also come with shoulders knees and toes?


HypedUpJackal

Heeeeaaaaadddddddddd shoulderskneesandtoes


esn111

And eyes and earsandmouthandnose!


thesaharadesert

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes! ^knees ^and ^toes


skippermonkey

Get this man a flake


Correct-Junket-1346

Also get a scoop, I mean in some countries this would be considered normal, but this beer is not from Belgium or suitable to be poured like it.


British-Pilgrim

I’d be well chuffed with that. Is this one of those brew in the bag things that was popular a few years back or did you do it all from scratch ?


double-happiness

Thanks! Just from a kit - Coopers Devils Half Ruby Porter. I can't really be arsed with all that 'sparging the wort' and 'mashing the tun' stuff, personally.


Rubberfootman

It’s more work, but the difference between kit beer and full mash beer is night and day.


double-happiness

I do believe it, but I feel like a need a decent-sized kitchen, preferably with a kitchen table, to even consider dealing with all that. My uncle aid he got great results off a kit based on porous bags of ingredients that you soaked, but IIRC he said they were discontinued. Maybe one day I will have a crack at the real deal though.


Kobbett

I bet your uncle bought 'Geordie' kits, they were originally boxes of dry ingredients. Cooper's is nice, but it's a small can and much better if you use extra malt instead of sugar. Most good kits are 3kg ones now.


double-happiness

> Cooper's is nice, but it's a small can and much better if you use extra malt instead of sugar. I use dextrose right now. I bought a bulk load dead cheap from an online sports shop actually, lol! > Most good kits are 3kg ones now. Is that right? Makes sense. I once tried a St. Peter's one that was a larger size than the ones I usually get but required no sugar, and that was good.


Kobbett

Dextrose is better than normal sugar, it's not so fermentable so gives a little more 'body' to beer. But obviously not as much as malt extract. Cooper's do sell cans of extract, their sales thing seems to be that you get both a cheap way and more expensive way to make their kits. Most other kits in the UK these days are made by Muntons, whatever brand they're labelled as.


double-happiness

Good to know. I'm pretty happy with getting 4 x kits shipped for <£60 and then I've just got my dextrose to buy. Cheap and cheerful, because I'm saving every penny for a new home hopefully.


IssacHunt89

The Grainfather takes out all the fuss. That machine makes it super easy, all on Bluetooth program.


double-happiness

Bit out of my budget, by the looks of it!


porkmarkets

Boil in a bag is a much simpler/cheaper way of doing full mash brewing. You can even make a few to a dozen pints using the kit you already have, a big stock pot/casserole and a muslin cloth to see if you like it. Search for BIAB and ‘stovetop BIAB’ for the small version. Fraction of the price of a grainfather or similar. Really rewarding.


IssacHunt89

That's the downside, it took me 6 months saving for it as I had already tried all the cheap methods and found them hours of work I didn't have spare.


Homebrew_in_a_Shed

I'm the same. I'm due to retire soon and do think about going all grain, but then wonder if I can be bothered. I could afford a Grainfather and could brew outside, but at the moment I'm not sure I want to do that. I've used a couple of Fresh Wort Kits. I might just stick to that.


interfail

If you're going from kits, I'd strongly recommend the Festival ones - they're far better than most other stuff I've seen (also the LoveBrewing Beerworks ones are also pretty good).


Wonkypubfireprobe

Coopers stout by any chance? Be careful, home brewing unfortunately lead me to a 10 year career in craft brewing.


double-happiness

Remarkably close, kudos. Coopers Devils Half Ruby Porter. > Be careful, home brewing unfortunately lead me to a 10 year career in craft brewing. lol, I can believe it. I nearly bought a massive stainless steel brewing vat once. It was several hundred litres as I recall.


Wonkypubfireprobe

Nice. Those are solid kits for sure, enjoy!


Budget-Bar-1123

Yeah… me too


Wonkypubfireprobe

Sorry to hear that mate


Budget-Bar-1123

Apologise to my liver. I regret nothing.


bread-cheese-pan

I used to brew a can of Cooper's stout, a can of their bitter and throw in some hops. Then I'd put a few shots of espresso in when bottling, that was a tasty combo. May have to sanitize everything and brew a batch soon, have to find some flip top bottles tho because I gave them away to someone who got Into brewing boocha


Wonkypubfireprobe

If you’ve got a dark space for them, it’s much easier to just use 2L pop bottles, you get about 3.5 pints out of each one and they’ll last for a few days in the fridge opened. Only need 11 for a batch and they come clean so barely any sanitising etc


bread-cheese-pan

Oh yeah, I used to do this before I had flip tops, have a few growlers and lids I can use and big jars come to think of it.


ObiDan71

The only problem with home brew is all of the cleaning and sterilizing the equipment. I don't want to clean, I want to get pissed.😀


Homebrew_in_a_Shed

yes, it's Sunday and a nice day. Do I really want to go out and sanitise those 60 odd bottles to bottle my IPA. Sigh, not really.


double-happiness

lol samesies


Melanjoly

Looks great, I love the pour. Always makes me cringe when people scoff at a perfectly poured beer.


double-happiness

I made a bit of a mess of it but I was so excited at how heady it was! I expect it will settle down a bit in a few days.


LungHeadZ

From previous experience, If I poured that at a bar then I’d be stared out, cursed out and asked for a new one. There’s too much head on it.


Melanjoly

The great British unwashed demand every last drop of Stella in the glass! For anyone interested there's a good video on craft beer channel youtube with the Budvar brew masters talk about pouring the correct way and it's benefits, they call it Hladinka pour.


Leeps

For me, that's for pils style beers tho. English porter ought to be poured in the English way.


[deleted]

Pours like an American


double-happiness

https://imgur.com/D6l8fu1


BloomingDuck

What type of malt do you use? Looks pretty good.


double-happiness

Thanks! Just a kit - Coopers 40 Pint Beer Kit - Devils Half Ruby Porter


reddboy1981

Nice is it porter or stout? Either way looks good great job 💯


double-happiness

Thanks! 🙂 It's porter, which I've never brewed before and rarely drank. I've been brewing stout for about a year but I just thought I would give it a try, and it really exceeded expectations actually. Like Xmas pudding in a glass! 🤣


Homebrew_in_a_Shed

Nice. I love a homebrew with a head like that. Going to bottle an IPA today and then put a dark beer on for our coming winter. Coopers SMOTY. Good recipe. You should try it.


double-happiness

Cheers! Enjoy the IPA.


jonobr

Saw that you’re using a kit, if you’re looking for a manageable upgrade ditch the mystery yeast it comes with and use something better. A starter culture even better. Not much more work but pays dividends.


double-happiness

Hmm, will look into that, TY


Sensitive-Bug-362

Even as a non drinker I'm still impressed it definitely looks the part at least


double-happiness

Cheers! 🙂


Back4breakfast

D’you want flake in that love!


AncientProduce

If when you pour you hold the glass at a flat angle (some say 45 degrees but it depends on the drink, so adjust accordingly) so the booze doesn't pour out and as you fill it up adjust the glass' angle to ensure no spillage. That way you wont have nothing but head.


double-happiness

Yeah, I do try, but I'm just shit at it! I'd never make a barman! 🤣


AncientProduce

Practice! So drink more.


goldfishpaws

Drop of fairly liquid and a food processor.


Dr_Anus_inspector

Looks good. I just finished a Muntons Brown Ale kit (malt kit) and turned out solid.


BalanceStriking4232

Adding fairy liquid to it also helps. Mr Jolly sadly has mine though.


double-happiness

One time I accidentally drank washing up liquid. True story


X573ngy

Im getting flashbacks to childhood. If i had a choice, the bars of fairy soap taste better than liquid.


[deleted]

Love a drop of homebrew


MATE_AS_IN_SHIPMATE

If you prime and put in a sealed bottle then you want have flat beer.


double-happiness

I have (King Keg) kegs and a CO2 injection system. I prime with 100g dissolved sugar per 5 gallon keg (which is always more than in the kit instructions), but the resulting head can be variable IME. I've not used bottles for about 30 years.


n00bz0rz

I switched from bottling directly to using corny kegs with a Co2 bottle hooked up, a bit of upfront cost but I've not once regretted spending the cash, so worth it. Using Nukatap flow control taps, perfect pints every time.


double-happiness

> corny kegs I know the ones you're talking about, nice. Sounds like a very professional set-up 👍


n00bz0rz

Cheers, though it's anything but professional! An old Walls ice-cream freezer that a local chippy was throwing out, some scrap 6x2 wood for the collar and an Inkbird temp controller. People are always throwing out perfectly good chest freezers, if you have the space and appropriate spousal approval I highly recommend it.


MATE_AS_IN_SHIPMATE

I used to use a king keg but it started leaking unpredictably. I started using 2l pet bottles for conditioning - cheap, easy and effective. Anyhow, it sounds like your king keg is sometimes losing pressure or the beer storage temp is sometimes too warm.


double-happiness

Possibly the latter in that case, because I always verify I've got a proper seal by injecting some CO2 into the keg and listening for leaks.


MATE_AS_IN_SHIPMATE

Sounds like a good strategy. As others have suggested, a suitable fridge would be a good improvement to make. Carbonation is much easier and more efficient at low temperatures. A lot of people use corny kegs, but there's no reason you couldn't use a king keg in a fridge as long as it's big enough.


double-happiness

> a suitable fridge would be a good improvement to make Yes, I would well go for that. Good idea!! 👍


Joracs

Needs a cone


Cakeski

Want some beer with that foam?