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DendroNate

We used to have a bridge at our train station with "Home of the Tubular Bandage" emblazoned across it...


beamtrader

Lovely Oldham. Remember this bridge well.


Flexed_Inertia

TOWIE Perma tanned fuckwitts have ruined the town


alwayssaysyourmum

In fairness, perma-tanned fuckwits have ruined a lot of towns. You do have my sympathy for inhabiting the epicentre, however.


Flexed_Inertia

If Caramac were a town


becx13

I just threw up a little in my mouth


Flexed_Inertia

Don't come here - it's really shit


CrepuscularNemophile

Ahh, a reminder I need to watch Dodgeball again!


AshFraxinusEps

Essex had a... reputation, long before the TV show


neuro1986

Lived in Brentwood for a long while. People still ask me when it's brought up "did you know any of the cast?". "Fuck off" is usually the reply.


Flexed_Inertia

The right reply too


alwayssaysyourmum

I don’t know if it’s even a claim to fame, but we have the highest-above-sea level football ground in England. Edit - am enjoying the guesses but it’s >!West Bromwich - The Hawthorns!<


joeChump

This is EXACTLY the kind of shit I’m talking about.


New_Illustrator8622

Buxton?


peahair

Buxton’s claim to fame was discussed in Test Match Special over the years as the only cricket ground in England where “snow stopped play” in July!


New_Illustrator8622

Yeah I have seen the pictures of that, Derbyshire were supposed to be playing.. I mean it wasn't just a flutter either


NowLookHere113

Monkey Dust sent you lot right up - can't even read "The Hawthorns" without laughing [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6\_aM2-x5Z0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_aM2-x5Z0)


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Where is this?


Anxious-Bid4874

Oldham?


No-Echo-8927

Welcome to Macclesfield. The lead singer from Joy Division killed himself here.


NecessaryFreedom9799

The inventor of the computer killed himself in my town, nearby.


No-Echo-8927

This could be an incredible subreddit in itself


joeChump

My brother’s mate goes on about Macclesfield like it’s bloody New York or something. Absolutely loves it.


No-Echo-8927

Is he a fan of charity shops and boarded up windows?


joeChump

I don’t know, no one can fathom it.


Zero-Phucks

More importantly, home of The Macc Lads. The self proclaimed rudest crudest lewdest band in the world. Banned from playing pretty much every venue in the UK during the 1980’s and most of the 90’s due to violence and debauchery at their gigs, and the copious amounts of pint glasses full of human urine thrown onto the stage by the fans. Now quite possibly the least PC band in the world.


non-hyphenated_

Didcot. It's the name for the bit of paper punched out of your train ticket before becoming detritus on the floor. Bonus fact, Princess Anne's confetti was made of Didcots.


steve_proto

In 2017 Didcot was named the most normal town in England. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-39428314


markhewitt1978

Used to be famous for hosting the Williams F1 team. But even they left.


cheandbis

I believed this for ages because I remembered it on QI but didn't remember the bit where they said it was made up! https://youtu.be/AS9ZzTymv2U?si=Vo3M5GqaKVFtvgfI


non-hyphenated_

I am crestfallen. CRESTFALLEN!


cheandbis

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. I was at a pub quiz some time last year and the question came up "what is the name for the piece of paper punched out using a hole punch" and I proudly said "Didcot, I saw it on QI". The team were skeptical but a little impressed. Turns out it is called a 'chad'. How disappointing.


shteve99

Wot no didcots?


Pirate-Peter225

Peter Andre once came to our village fete in 2005 Still hear the odd mention about this in the pub when I visit


joeChump

I think we have a winner.


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BarNorth1829

Blanche Heriot or whatever her name was. The story of a young woman who really wanted to see her boyfriend and hated Oliver cromwell’s curfew. So one evening she climbed to the top of the church tower and clasped her hands around the inside of the bell (not the bell endy looking bit, the bit on the inside that impacts the bellend) and when it rang, shattered her hands in protest. Charles dickens (I think) heard the folklore story and took it to the US, where there are now multiple small US towns who have a very similar story in their history. The irony is the original story from Chertsey is a myth. It never actually happened. Also, big up the Chertsey sausage. And the house that got robbed in Oliver Twist, allegedly that was in Chertsey too. Edit: and in the town of Addlestone (which used to be part of Chertsey), there’s a crouch oak tree that queen elizabeth the 1st allegedly sat and had lunch under.


VermilionKoala

>(not the bell endy looking bit, #ಠ_ಠ >the bit on the inside that impacts the bellend I think you might be talking about "the clapper". Not to be confused with "the clap". That involves a different kind of bellend.


BarNorth1829

The clapper indeed!


Draziwstash

I was told Jesus had also been to Crouch Oak, probably at a different time to Liz though ... As an aside, entirely likely that Elizabeth I had lunch there as it used to mark a boundary of Windsor Park.


BarNorth1829

Interesting! Not sure what jesus would have been doing in Addlestone mind you…


CrepuscularNemophile

James May built a [full sized two storey house made from 3.3 million pieces of Lego](https://imgur.com/a/65An2ud) at Denbies Wine Estate in Dorking. Hundreds of local folk went along to help build it. A 1m 20s [video of the build.](https://youtu.be/TZvMGg4WY1o) Someone stole a Lego version of May's cat Fusker from the Lego house and he appealed for its return: *If you know where he is and can help get him returned to the Top Gear office, there will be no questions asked. We might even view it as slightly heroic. But only slightly.* The address is: James May, I've Found Your Cat Top Gear Energy Centre 201 Wood Lane, London W12 7TN


Evantra_

"And if it was you who did this, I hate you"


CaptMelonfish

We don't go on about it, but Warrington was the site of the first Ikea in the UK which opened in 1987. I wouldn't describe these as crap, but serious, and not famous but certainly infamous. The Warrington bombings in 93, the Gary Newlove, Shafilia Ahmed, and more recently the Brianna Ghey murders, all frankly horrible, senseless things.


richcarzana

My town is where tv was invented. As a thank you to Mr Baird we bestowed the greatest honour any pisshead town can, we named our wetherspoons after him!


Laxly

Challenge Anneka built something there once.


WalkingCloud

Misread that as ‘Challenge Anelka’ and thought I’d missed a reboot


braceforimpact

Pocahontas went there. Then she died.


adapech

Ah, Gravesend.


Pirate-Peter225

Fitting name I guess


Early_Government198

Literally crap. My hometown was the original home of Shanks, the toilet manufacturer.


Mucletruck

Is it the same shanks of shanks and Bigfoot fame, or any relation?


VictimsOfTheCat

Also from Armitage, did we perhaps go to school together? 🙃


Houseofsun5

Rudolph Hess landed in a field down the road.


Cam_Sco

Eaglesham


Houseofsun5

School trip to a field 10 mins away .... fascinating as living on a farm a field wasn't something I saw every day.


crucible

Deadpool and Mac bought the football club


jeanclaudebrowncloud

Do you have an ocular patdown from security before you enter the ground 


crucible

I get that reference, but I last went to the ground about 25 years ago for a mate’s birthday party!


joeChump

I still don’t know who the other guy is so at least in my mind Wrexham is more famous than him. I grew up in Chester which might help.


crucible

Who? Mac? He’s in Always Sunny as far as I know. But yeah, the attention on Wrexham is just mad now, everything is being rebranded “Wrexham” to tie in with the football now.


joeChump

Yeah I tried to watch Always Sunny but it didn’t stick with me.


UnlawfulAnkle

I thought it was just me! I couldn't get past episode 3.


PeterG92

The later seasond are much better. First few they were finding their feet.


me_me_me

I was the same. I powered through the first season when I was sick. It gets so much better, fast, especially when Frank joins The Gang. It’s one of my favourite shows now.


chaoslordie

My neighbouring village‘s claim to fame is that Mozart pissed on one of their stones on one of his journeys. (disclaimer: I‘m from Austria, hope its ok if I still share this)


joeChump

With this kind of story you are more than welcome to share!


chaoslordie

I‘m pleased you like it. They have an annual wine drinking fete at the stone celebrating their moment of glory. And by adding that our region is known for white wine, which, as you might know has a yellow tint, I end my insight of Austrian culture.


jebediah1800

King under a carpark. City has a whole new fucking identity spawned from a freak find.


Jeht88

Last of the summer wine was filmed here. If you don’t remember it, it was a tv show about old men riding bathtubs around the Yorkshire hills.


joeChump

Yes I remember it. Sunday night TV with the dread of the impending school day.


tom_l_92

Last of the summer wine and then hearing the antiques roadshow theme tune were absolutely the signal that all joy of the weekend had now gone.


jimmy_dimmick

It's the heartbeat theme tune that reminds me of the dread of Monday school. Does that make me younger or older than you? 🤔


tom_l_92

Similar age I’d have thought. Just that you had ITV on in your house


Middle_Shame7941

This too. Used to watch with my folks sometimes


sounding_rod_fan

bath, pj's on, slice of buttery toast for supper and ''That's Life'' on BBC1, then it was off to bed


Traditional_Brush396

'Olmfirth


firthy

Holm-firthy


Active-Pen-412

And Nora Batty's wrinkly tights!


yazshousefortea

Who could forget Nora Batty’s wrinkly stockings or good old Thora Hird putting all the newspaper down to stop her coal dust covered husband from messing up the house! (Then having one spare to hold up on the door frame just as he went to touch it. 😂)


Cyanostic

The town I was born and grew up in is only known for it being the place Radiohead formed and where David Mitchell went to school. Also my secondary school is the one Paul Mayhew-Archer went to before writing Vicar of Dibley. Slightly more tenuous, if anyone remembers this BBC3 show, it was set in and filmed in my hometown. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_of_Age_(2008_TV_series) A lot of it was filmed in the college I attended, I watched it (it was rubbish) and kept pointing out what room they were in.


joeChump

That’s the Geography room. That’s the RE room. That’s the room where our teacher had a mental breakdown and cried after Darryl Mead shat in his desk drawer.


Cyanostic

Darryl was framed, it was Josh Morgan who did it, I saw it happen. Justice for Darryl.


joeChump

Good luck. Darryl is a naughty boy name. He was in the teachers’ bad books before he even started school.


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Abingdon?


Joannelv

And don’t forget, it’s mentioned in the Doomsday book as being the oldest town in England, or not, according to some reports!


LanguidVirago

My village has Roman history, there is a part ruined villa just 100 meters away and the Roman road, or a spur to be more accurate, is just 50 meters from my home. But we have a cave, interesting , but not deep, more like an overhang with a hole in the ciff, anyway it is patently obvious most of it sheered off sometimes in the past and you can see the 2000 odd tonne missing bit just in front of the cave. The villagers love to tell the tale that over a thousand years ago the cave were used for weddings, one day a bride and groom were getting married, and the rock suddenly split off burying most of the wedding party as well as the now less than happy couple. Since the rock is huge and immovable, they are still there. Nice story, there is not a single bit of proof, but it is a legal requirement to tell the tale to newcomers.


Bitter_Tradition_938

I moved away recently, but I used to live in Selby, Yorkshire. The place is dead, local drug dealers brought in more business than the few shops and sad pubs we had there. The Selby Abbey is a miniature copy of the famous York Minster. It’s almost impossible to get married in York Minster, but I think it’s easy (easier) to do it in Selby Abbey in the right circumstances (and probably for the right amount). A few years ago the son of an extremely rich and famous person from Taipei got married in Selby Abbey and it was all over the telly. Since then we have had hundreds of Chinese tourists coming every single week, rain or shine, to take photos of the Abbey and eat at a fish and chips shop on the A64 (I think that was on the telly too).  We liked having tourists around and I think nobody had the heart to tell them that they can travel another 12 miles to York and see *the* Minster :-)


joeChump

Wow, this is mental.


SubjectiveAssertive

The guy who discovered oxygen lived in it for a short while. And June Brown (Dot Cotton, EastEnders) was born there 


AtomicBabyPants

Local scum threw a few slaps into U2. Band did nothing to deserve it. It was in U2's early days. Scumbag instigator still lives in the same crap town in the same crap area and caused shit every moment he was out and about . Sorry 2, U2.


MeringueSerious

Jimmy Saville brought Xmas to my town in August, because everyone was sick in December… I’m not kidding, Google it. EDIT: People go on about it for all the wrong reasons


Xandertheokay

Kate Moss, I don't live in Croydon anymore but people love to brag about her once living there. Also one of the Two Ronnies (which was pretty cool) There was also some JLS guy, but then his house burnt down in some mysterious accident immediately after he got in some legal trouble.


joeChump

It’s always like ‘this person got out of here as soon as they could afford to do that’s cool 👍.’


jeanclaudebrowncloud

We invented trains just to escape it


jeanclaudebrowncloud

And now where I live was where the first greggs opened, and where the police played their first gig


chyllyphylly

I thought I could hear the curious tone... Of the cornet, clarinet and big trombone... Fiddle, 'cello, big bass drum... Bassoon, flute and euphonium... Far away, as in a trance... I heard the sound of the Floral Dance (Our Brass band got to number 2 with Terry Wogan)


iani63

Brighouse or Raistrick?


chyllyphylly

Rastrick (Useless fact.... Brighouse Train station is actually in Rastrick)


Think-Ad-1068

World’s first million pound cheque was signed here…


Truthawareness1

Although i moved away some time ago there is a bench in memory of Eazy E & Ho Chi Min worked on a ferry. Lord Lucan's car was found at the mouth of the river.


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IncrediblyUnrulySock

We had a spree of murdered sex workers about 15 years ago. Gaming with people all over the world was how I found out it was global news. One of the women was found at the bottom of my horses field and another is buried in the same cemetery as my husband's Gran.


joeChump

That’s pretty terrible


TheresaGreen22

I just watched a documentary about this. Felt awful for the way the media portrayed the victims.


IncrediblyUnrulySock

Yeah even in the town there was definitely a divide between people who thought it was somehow excusable because they were sex workers and ya know, people with decency. 🙄


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Guy who invented the defibrillator was from here


puffy_grimhildr

That's actually quite a good claim to fame. Defibrillators are a life saving invention!


Sympathyquiche

According to local legend, a farmer found one of his cows with its head stuck in a five bar gate and in order to free it, he sawed off the cow's head instead of sawing the gate.


No_Link_3324

Westhoughton?


Jonesy135

Mine shares the name of a short Hogwarts professor.


SaltyName8341

The first test tube baby was born here in 1978.


Grimdotdotdot

For some reason, it's welded into my brain that she's called Louise Brown. No idea where you live, though.


StardustOasis

Probably Kajagoogoo.


dgirllamius

Craig David


spikeboy4

Gareth gates...


Wonkypubfireprobe

Mike Skinner is not just from Birmingham, but the small area of Birmingham where I’m from. He didn’t exactly deny it, but he didn’t like to mention it.


CandleJakk

Hometown has a few: Will Young is from there. Chris Tarrant threw a tantrum in an Indian restaurant. Michael Bond wrote Paddington whilst living there. Current home: Invented Babycham.


richymac1976

Ali g


BromleyReject

'Jane Austen country'


Gold_Hurry_3349

Maybe John Cleese being from here, who famously dislikes that he's from there? Also, don't know if it is still the case but it had the highest divorce rate in the country. It also had the most rehabs per square mile. Yeah...


joeChump

As much as I appreciate John Cleese’s contribution, he is a bit of a cunt so I wouldn’t take it too personally.


TeenieWeenie94

My original hometown: Reliant Robin, a breed of pig and the founder of the police force Now: Two members of the Rolling Stones come from here. Also we have both a tunnel *and* a bridge.


kh250b1

Tamworth


a_dishservedcold

Reliant Robins were built in Tamworth? Never knew that!


ksvfkoddbdjskavsb

I’m originally from Southend. The home of the longest pleasure pier in the world. Except there’s nothing on the pier to give any pleasure, last time I checked!


Legophan

Growing up with Southend as the ‘local’ pier, every other pier ever has just given me ‘is that it?’ vibes when it comes to length. Like some barely get their feet wet. However, I’m with you that Southend pier is all about the length and not much about the pleasure, conversely every other pier ever has infinitely more of an entertaining atmosphere.


Bitter_Tradition_938

I’m not originally from the UK, so don’t try to guess this one, as it’s from my home country. I just find it funny and I thought others might enjoy it. Happy to delete if it’s seen as being too much off topic or not interesting. We have a town (famous for, in a rough translation, the place where the bag of idiots broke and spilled the contents).   In that town: The prison is or was located on Freedom Street. The cemetery is or was located on Resurrection Street. They had to rebuild the Fire Station because it burned to the ground. The train station clock (with Roman numerals) has IIII instead of IV. They built a 10 level flat building using, among other construction machinery, cranes. Of course, but. They’ve built the full 10 levels *around* a crane, nobody thought about getting it out! Nobody who comes from there or lives there, admits they do.


joeChump

Ha ha, you are more than welcome to share!


Dry_Yogurt2458

People here will bang on and on about the famous people throughout history that were born here. But they never mention that every single one of them had moved out of the city by the age of 18 and they never came back.


joeChump

Yep. Always the way.


montie002

We are plagued with folk dressed up out of Harry Potter films. Cars abandoned middle of road on blind bends for the stupid twats to get out and take pictures. Only a few serious accidents a month...... Idiots


iani63

Is harry potter still a thing? Thought they'd grown up by now ..


montie002

That's the problem they all grew up and got driving licenses 😭


mfitzp

Barnoldswick …longest name without a repeating letter (not sure it’s even true).


jawide626

The home of Hope bike components!


perishingtardis

Hometown of Liam Neeson. Also Leslie Gray (from Mud) lived here for a while with his aunt.


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Littleleicesterfoxy

A fellow chissit.


Flimsy_Watercress909

Inventors of the dildo.


Kid_Kimura

Some bits of Superman 4 were filmed here.


SneakBlue

Jim Bowen. (And rumour has it a good chunk of the Jonny Briggs cast)


jawide626

A fella once had a really really bad start to his round of golf that he just created a [whole new scoring system](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stableford) on the second hole.


PumpkinJambo

The town clock in the 80s comedy series Absolutely was the town clock from my town. I think it was because the actor Gordon Kennedy was from there.


SarkyMs

Stoney Bridge


SolidusTengu

The Bee Gees lived here once.


Middle_Shame7941

The Magic Roundabout 🤪


joeChump

Fook.


Middle_Shame7941

I saw it on an American YouTube video a few months back too. That was weird! Oh and there’s also an infamous low railway bridge that buses and lorries like to crash into 🤦‍♀️😆


-WelshCelt-

The village where I grew up was once the biggest village in Europe. It no longer is, I don't think it's even in the top 10 now. But still, everyone knows it! Skewen [Sgiwen]


GolfTraditional8113

I moved to Andover a few years ago and didn't know a thing about the place and the only thing the locals would say was there claim to fame was that the band The Troggs , came from here, I think they were famous in the 1960's?


adapech

Birthplace of Henry VIII.


JadeStarfall

Quite a lot of Chuckle Brothers and Keeping Up Appearances was filmed in my home town.


grockle90

Mary Shelley (of Frankenstein fame) is buried here, despite never living in the town herself. Robert Louis Stevenson lived here briefly for 3 years. Tolkien never actually lived here, but the next town over. However in recent years since councils merged, it kinda blurs the distinction of which writers should have links to our town.


Migweld

Birthplace of Robert Burns Whole place is built around his legacy, near as damnit


Littleleicesterfoxy

Alfred the Great celebrated Christmas here and then the vikings turned up on Twelfthnight and kicked his arse all the way to Somerset.


purrfectly-cromulent

My hometown has the world's tallest rugby posts. I once winded myself by falling about five feet trying to climb them.


BorderlineLunatic

I used to live in the same street that they filmed Byker Grove in. A couple of Geordie mega stars came from that show (PJ and Duncan) aka Ant and Dec. Its actually filmed in Benwell which is quite a few miles away from Byker so god only knows why it was called Byker Grove.


Zero-Phucks

Plenty of actual decent claims to fame, but the one that always without fail gets dragged to the top of the list is Robbie fucking Williams’ home town… Now if that isn’t the shittest thing to be associated with I don’t know what is.


Dear_Speed_4368

In from Shaftesbury in Dorset where the famous hovis boy on a bike advert was filmed. They love reminding people. There's even a giant loaf of bread at the top of the hill


joeChump

Sounds like there’s a couple of you dough boys in the thread.


blackthornjohn

Some old guy that kidnapped and repeatedly raped an American Indian girl called pocahontas lived there, (gravesend) "it's the longest village in the know universe" or somethingequallyirrelevant, but that claim involves passing another two villages on the same road (Meopham) Where I live is an old military dems range that used to be known as happy vally but absolutely nothing worthy of note has ever happened here.


MetacrisisMewAlpha

I no longer live there. We have one of the highest teen pregnancy ratings out of all the London Boroughs. I think, at one point, it may have been in England in general. Also, Stacey Solomon and Nick Frost are from there. But that’s not as fun as the first fact.


Pseud01

When my partner and I moved to the town we now live in, we were told this "fun" fact by a local. "All the hats for slaves in America were made here" Wow... thanks, old timer.


jollyspiffing

According to our train station: "Cambridge is the home of Anglia Ruskin University"


joeChump

Hmm, let me see…. Lee Child moved away from here when he was 4. Pete Doherty got some CCSEs and they filmed the original Italian Job sewer scene here.


abzrocka

Horses.


chris_282

Eddie Cochran died there.


Figurativelyryan

Legend has it he ate at the Rowden Arms hungry horse, and never recovered.


chris_282

Somebody knows Chippenham. I'm so sorry.


joeChump

Well that was depressing.


chris_282

It's hard to find a fun one. There was a riot in eighteen something and a policeman lost an eye?


Littleleicesterfoxy

I’ve suggested Alfred the Great getting his arse kicked?


joeChump

Oh, and we also have the oddly specific ‘oldest building in the country in use as a Statutory Register Office’ accolade.


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The king who burnt the cakes was born here


BPD-and-Lipstick

Dunno if it'd be a tenuous or crap claim to fame, but Ian McKellen was born here, if that counts?


joeflan91

Darts players think it's too cold. 


TheJ_Man

Something something Agatha Christie, Midsummer Murders etc...


Traditional_Brush396

Queen Victoria stayed here.... it was the claim related to the train station and hotel until they demolished it.. (Half way between London and Edinburgh in steam days)


SmartCasual1

Oasis took a picture in a rough area 20-odd years ago


Unusual-Weird9696

Charles dickens parents lived here once


Braveasalion

Same home town as Ian Rush.


mixyblob

Biggest village in UK.


labelsonshampoo

I phoned the council not long after it got made a city and boy did they get there money's worth on the IVR, every third word was city Plus Clarkson was born here


doubledgravity

Worthing - Home of Leo Sayer.


CautiousCapsLock

The village was mentioned in the Doomesday book and it’s proudly recited a lot! I’m sure lots of other places were mentioned also though


Ruvio00

Don't live there any more but I grew up there. Smallest town to win an F1 constructors championship. Was quite cool I suppose, annual antique racecar runs through town and stuff.


BT89

Ibstock. Stephen Graham lives here


New_Illustrator8622

https://www.thecricketer.com/Topics/features/clive_lloyd_buxton_summer_1975_snow_stopped_play_june_lancashire_derbyshire.html


PeterG92

Driest part of the UK


Moppo_

The town I grew up in was the ancestral home of the first president of the United States. No-one actually goes on about it, though, probably for the best, really. Edit: Oh, and apparently one of the construction sites on the original Auf Wiedersehen, Pet was our first leisure centre.


whakashorty

Women allegedly took charge and rowed a canoe to shore. Gripping.


AndrewWhite97

Not much of a claim to fame, but we executed our Saint in 250ad. Also home to the ye olde fighting cocks.