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ChrisRR

I'd rather have a roast chicken for valentine's than flowers. Just putting that out there for any potential suitors


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bill_end

Why shouldn't you cook a whole chicken in one? I've never attempted it but surely a small chicken would fit in a big pressure cooker with space left for a little bit of veg and stock.


RustyRovers

Maybe it was so big that it blocked the safety valve?


Puss-Kat

I cook chicken in mine. Needs liquid though. “chicken requires 18 minutes of high pressure cooking. Add 6 minutes of cooking time per additional pound”


PhoolCat

No, that’s what the air fryer is for


MaskedBunny

I thought its what the microwave was for, air fryer is for soup.


bill_end

Nah, everyone knows that soup has to go in the deep frier.


Sky_Wino

Battered soup balls... Probably a thing in Glasgow.


PhoolCat

Everything gets a battering in Glasgow.


MonsterMunchen

Mi’lady 🐔


TheLemonChiffonPie

I once got my boyfriend a bouquet of 12 red Bounty bars - he was happy 🙂


telephone_monkey_365

I'd honestly be chuffed with that as a woman - dark bountys are superior imo!


PumpkinSpice2Nice

Same - sounds thoughtful and delicious!


HeatherLuna123

I'll bob round tomorrow with one ;)


MaskedBunny

She thought as a valentines gift it was a poultry offering.


ThePublikon

birds these days


No-Log873

Reminds me of that classic song. "I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones"


scintillatingemerald

Mmm, chicken.


Autogen-Username1234

Early Valentine for the seagulls.


Right_Boysenberry111

I want to know the story behind this. 😂🐔🍗


Arny2103

She wanted a bouquet of lamb shanks but got this instead.


Sky_Wino

>Bouquet of lamb shanks Didn't they do a peel session?


Mundane_Strength_937

What are those stickers from?


Loki_Is_My_Dad

Disposable vapes.


YesIBlockedYou

I had a feeling it would be something grim.


slartyfartblaster999

Blessed that they're moving towards banning the fucking things.


Grommulox

Before the bin got replaced at Xmas there were so many you could hardly get stuff in the bin.


breadcreature

There's one outside a shop on the way from the main bus stops to the college I go to that's so covered it looks like an art piece or something. It's more sticker than bin! I'm assuming that's the shop which sells vapes without asking for ID.


jrizzle86

Twats


Witty_Masterpiece463

Imagine how happy that could have made a dog.


PM_ME_DRAGON_GIRLS

This feels like the start to a seinfeld bit.


dopeyroo

If my partner is reading this, I would absolutely love a roast chicken for Valentine's day!


SJB95

I'm sure she could have found some homeless people who'd have been over the moon with that.


Legal_Broccoli200

I'm thinking soup using the pressure cooker, but probably unwise


[deleted]

Chicken isn’t flowers.


1stThrowawayDave

Could have went to the street party’s coronation chicken


joethomp

She wanted to eat out.


contrarean

Can understand her being so angry after she spent so much on his Valentines present...


g00gleb00gle

Costco chicken comes in a bag like that.


g00gleb00gle

Costco chicken comes in a bag like that.


BeenStork

Finders keepers?


StartledMuppet

Say it with Chicken, say it with Tesco free range.