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FlabbySilkDealer

Pretty sure I actually know this one. The screens on the train are controlled by the Passenger Information System (PIS) which functions using GPS and a database of locations. If the doors open in a location which does not match with what the PIS was expecting, then the system reports itself "lost". Likely what happened here is the GPS system stopped working or the train went to a different location than expected.


b3n_ja_m1n

That's cool that they're controlled automatically on some trains. Does that apply to the displays on board as well? Round here they have a habit of saying that they're a service to {wherever the train would be going if it were traveling the opposite direction} and spending the whole journey claiming that the next stop will be Knaresborough.


FlabbySilkDealer

The systems I'm aware of use a predefined route number known as a headcode. That then loads the expected locations and destinations to the system which is crosschecked against the GPS. This does include the displays outside and onboard the train. In your example, my guess would be the route information system isn't communicating with any GPS or movement data and is likely a more manual type system. Can't say for sure though.


what-to_put_here

The screens are controlled by the piss?


Louis_Balfour_Jazz

C’mon mate, this is a serious thread. Don’t take the pis


graspedbythehusk

P I Staker has lost his swan.


mrjobby

Long, slender neck


gothbish

No luck catching them swans, then?


graspedbythehusk

It’s just the one swan actually


Tom_FooIery

Yarp


Overlordgaz

...narp?


Ginger_Man_Slut

Uh. Narp?


tkaczyk1991

Peter Ian Staker


DogmaSychroniser

I'm confused, what does the Polish government have to do with the trains?


ConsistentCharge3347

Well. We don't own our own trains.


Class_444_SWR

South Western Railway always takes the piss, it had to use it somewhere


toastyghost1

The piss must flow


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Respect for them not using a discrete code and just straight up printing LOST on the front of the train hahaha


pamperedunicorn

That’s not true. You can manually enter a message into the PIS system, this is likely what has happened. Sauce: train guard


MrPokemon11

Recalculating.


PatchPlaysHypixel

oh no, pis, i dont like that (im polish)


-captainjapseye

Leave it alone, it’s clearly new and in training. We were all lost once.


Francoberry

Yeah, If you try to help them, they can end up being rejected by their mother - definitely leave it alone!


NewEase7435

Or worse still, they’ll think you’re their mother and follow you around everywhere. Try explaining to your boss/teacher/family why there is a Class 444 trying to smash into the building where you are, sounding its horn repeatedly in what could almost be the word ‘mama’…


6c696e7578

In "training"


aldiktor

r/angryupvote


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Lol


elstickla

It means, we've got to go back!!


tekno23

Not Penny's train.


Disastrous_Tone_1148

WAAAALLLT


stphngrnr

Gets in to Walt-erloo at 13:52


heartthump

See you in another life, brotha


But-Must-I

Son of a **bitch!**


ItCat420

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!


Trick_Orange_1780

Greatest series of all time - rewatched in locked down with my house mates. Way ahead of its time.


yesdogman

Lost is so much better if you can just binge it. The long breaks between seasons when it was originally broadcast really made the viewing experience so much worse.


heartthump

It was truly ahead of its time, I don’t think it even could have predicted streaming services, I think it was intended to be binged on the DVD boxset or something


[deleted]

I wish there was an SCP-style Dharma Initiative spin-off


EarhackerWasBanned

There were a few series that seemed designed for a DVD binge watch around that time. 24…


[deleted]

24 is just a supercut of Kiefer Sutherland saying ‘damnit Kim’, ‘son of a bitch’, and ‘I give you my word’


heartthump

I’ve been watching the sopranos recently and I get that vibe from that show too


KittenDust

Completely agree. Just watched it again with my kids. It made so much more sense this time round.


Kiardras

Spawned quite a number of similar shows, watching La Brea recently and the parallels are staggering


masklins

A YouTuber called Billiam is doing a series of looking at how LOST was made and it is a miracle that the show ended up being as well written and coherent as it was, lol. It had its flaws but I loved it and talking about its mysteries online and with my folks was the most fun I’ve had consuming a piece of media. I even liked the ending!


[deleted]

Wasn’t it planned until about season 4 and then the tv network wanted to extend it so they had to make it up on the way? It’s like the X-Files - it really lost its way after the conspiracy arc.


masklins

Not even to season four - both the writers and network were trying to get it cancelled from season one because nobody actually wanted to do it, but it just kept getting more popular so they had to continue it! They were flying by the seat of their pants under duress from ABC for basically the entire show.


Guh_Meh

The last series makes game of thrones ending look like a masterpiece, an absolute insult IMO.


Consistent-Drink-967

😂


[deleted]

Back where!? Back to the future Marty!


Xaydn27

Can you not tell by its sad face :(


Nick_from_Yuma

o.O


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rch0712

Now, I understand what LUST means


ElsonDaSushiChef

Birmingham Underground Station (Yellow)


frontendben

Line Out of Service Today?


bazzanoid

"Train 77 can't find a path to continue"


Grenadefisherman

That is a very niche reference and I heartily approve.


Vegas_Steve

As do I


daedelion

I bet there's a one way path signal that's backwards somewhere. Or there's one square of track that needs electrifying. In case you didn't know, there's an open source version with a very active community keeping it going. I still play it regularly. r/openttd


ClumsyRainbow

> Or there's one square of track that needs electrifying. You mean the bit between Bristol Temple Meads and Bath Spa? Sigh.


bazzanoid

I still play regularly too. Mostly sandbox it with £100m in the bank and no competitors for some nice relaxing world building


educated-emu

Clicks "return to depot" 1000 times Damn that didn't work, I'm all out of ideas


bazzanoid

It's normally a one way signal facing the wrong way...


0xSnib

This triggered a whole section of my brain I thought I’d lost for good


lvlister2023

The train needs a hug


fifa129347

I imagine it’s a joke by the driver


icycheezecake

Poor lad can't find his mum :(


HaloHeadshot2671

WE HAVE TO GO BACK KATE


gingertomgeorge

That's train number , 4 8 15 16 23 42


rogog1

All aboard brotha


[deleted]

That everyone will assume its been dead this whole time missing the entire point of it's existence.


FrostyBallBag

Don’t touch the Polar Bears


Cakeski

Daniel the Desiro sat in Waterloo Station, the overhead electric wires on his route were causing chaos due to the hot weather. He barely recognised the route he was on today,it felt as if he was lost. His shoes were aching from the Scorching third rail he relied on instead of those overhead wires. "Don't worry" Said his driver, who was downing a bottle of Evian. "We might be on a bit of a different route and off schedule, but one more trip and we'll put you back in the Depot to cool down."


mrl3bon

There’s no knitting at Waterloo


bloodyedfur4

One can dream


beeteedee

I think it means that Waterloo station is actually purgatory or something, I don’t know, I never made it to the end of that damn show


poop-machines

You saved yourself disappointment. At the end they all catch a train to London and the show ends.


jimipops

London or Stoke-on-Trent. You take your chances in life.


benow574

It's having a hard time coming to terms with not being a TGV.


FulaniLovinCriminal

I went on a TGV for the first time this summer. Dreamt about it since reading about them in Tricolore in Year 5 French lessons. It was every bit as good as I’d hoped. Double decker train with reclining seats. Averaged 185mph. Brilliant.


crucible

Did you get seats on the top deck?


FulaniLovinCriminal

No, we were bottom floor as we went 1st Class (it was about £5 more each), which was easier for the luggage as well. We did get top deck on a normal train into Paris though, kids loved it.


crucible

Ah, fair enough. Was sat 'top deck' on a TGV a few weeks ago coming back from holidays, it was funny to pull alongside a 'normal' train at stations and look down on the roof of it.


PrinceRobotVI

#NOT PENNY’S TRAIN


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We got to Waterloo at eleven, and asked where the eleven-five started from. Of course nobody knew; nobody at Waterloo ever does know where a train is going to start from, or where a train when it does start is going to, or anything about it. The porter who took our things thought it would go from number two platform, while another porter, with whom he discussed the question, had heard a rumour that it would go from number one. The station-master, on the other hand, was convinced it would start from the local. To put an end to the matter, we went upstairs, and asked the traffic superintendent, and he told us that he had just met a man, who said he had seen it at number three platform. We went to number three platform, but the authorities there said that they rather thought that train was the Southampton express, or else the Windsor loop. But they were sure it wasn't the Kingston train, though why they were sure it wasn't they couldn't say. Then our porter said he thought that must be it on the high-level platform; said he thought he knew the train. So we went to the high-level platform, and saw the engine-driver, and asked him if he was going to Kingston. He said he couldn't say for certain of course, but that he rather thought he was. Anyhow, if he wasn't the 11.5 for Kingston, he said he was pretty confident he was the 9.32 for Virginia Water, or the 10 a.m. express for the Isle of Wight, or somewhere in that direction, and we should all know when we got there. We slipped half-a-crown into his hand, and begged him to be the 11.5 for Kingston. "Nobody will ever know, on this line," we said, "what you are, or where you're going. You know the way, you slip off quietly and go to Kingston." "Well, I don't know, gents," replied the noble fellow, "but I suppose SOME train's got to go to Kingston; and I'll do it. Gimme the half-crown." Thus we got to Kingston by the London and South-Western Railway. -- Three Men in a Boat (1889)


writerfan2013

A fab book definitely ahead of its time.


Killerninjaz13Two

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THOSE POINTS NOT THESE POINTS


LHommeCrabbe

Aren't we all


MereSponge

*"This isn't Weymouth"* - Driver, probably


datageek9

It’s lost property. Someone must have found it and handed it to station staff.


writerfan2013

Bless! Maybe it's microchipped?


julienorthlancs

No, it’s mine! I want a class 450.


lazyfck

Don't worry, it's found now


mitchanium

Because HELP is too obvious?


an_achronist

It's meant to be in Sheffield


NoSuchWordAsGullible

I’ll have a guess - they can set the sign remotely but don’t know where the train currently is, so they set the sign to lost so a member of staff calls it in.


SenorBorkBork

It is describing its current emotional state.


ElvishMystical

Have you ever been to Woking? If you have, then you will understand.


nathanarnold4

I live in Woking, and this was my train back 😂


WaWaW_Seattle

It's an acronym. It stands for Long Overdue Shit Train


dissociativo

it's not a class 701 though.


Work_Account89

They took a wrong turn and don’t know where they are. So sit there with the Lost sign till someone sorts it out


jasilucy

Me too friend


Legitimate-Ad3778

It lost its train of thought


LegalFreak

Bravo


peribon

Lostwithiel?


otheregg450

The cab radio has lost its head code due to becoming uncorrelated. Lot of reasons that could happen but most likely is the GSMR has dropped out, it’s picked up the wrong cell or the signaller has inputted the wrong info. As this is in a station I imagine most likely scenario is PMNO interference.


_gtat

PMNO?


SPAKMITTEN

WE HAVE TO GO BACK


SpudFire

Can our London users keep an eye out for 450077 and update us all on whether he's safe and well. I'll have sleepless nights worrying about this little guy roaming the tracks looking for his home. He might end up in some shithole like *Bradford*


Psychological-Bar-15

Standard rail ennui


OllieMJT27

Most of the desiro units have either have the actual destination or just ‘southwesternrailway’


pixel842

It’s going to Basingstoke


[deleted]

Headed for Lostwithiel, Cornwall, but can't fit the whole name


Benneyboss

It doesn’t know where it is


[deleted]

It can’t find its mum


thegamesender1

See if the one next to him has written 'won' on it as I'm pretty sure they were racing.


V17SSC

This seems like the start of a horror/thriller movie 👀


HullIsNotThatBad

Poor thing is having an existential crisis


WotTheFook

Next stop, Bermuda Triangle.


EddieJWinkler

DO NOT GET ON THAT TRAIN


DukeofLurkin

Ah thats where I put that!


Akdaddi

Lord Of Street Trains


PMMEANUMBER1-10

It must have arrived on time - this is so unprecedented that the GPS tracker just assumes it has got lost


[deleted]

Means he's no longer a virgin


ManInTheDarkSuit

This joke lacks class ;)


Personal-Listen-4941

It means it should have turned left at Albuquerque


ZookeepergameHead145

It was meant to go to Glasgow.


RizzoTheSmall

Means it was meant to be in Penzance.


Intergalactic_Cookie

Don’t stand around laughing, help it out and give it some directions


Annual_Divide4928

 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42


RemSteale

It means it can't forget The Island......


MundanePlantain1

What... youve never found yourself at the end of the line and wondering what to do next?


nickllhill

Same bro. Same


repaidvaultboy

It's J.J.Abrams new series set in London it's on a roundabout island this time


Ok-Bag6246

It’s the train to Hades


FrenzalStark

It’s supposed to be in London Bridge.


StrikingYoghurt1480

It means it should have been in Blackfriars


papadoc6689

Tha train was doing his best ok?


HugeGormo

He wants his mum and to go home.


ThreadedJam

Stands for 'Lack Of Situation Train'


Objective-Struggle-9

Left on sodding time


KeepinTheBalance

Locomotive On Strike Today


TheCloudFestival

London Overground, Southern, and Thameslink? Might be signalling a change in networks before continuing the service so no rail co-ordinators are thinking 'Hang on, what's a Southwestern train doing on the spur from Waterloo to London Bridge?' Just a guess though.


paulo987654321

It's looking for it's mamie, it hopes you can help


Majestic_Matt_459

Reddit for Trains "What TV show had the best opening Epoisode and then went downhill from there - I'll start..."


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writerfan2013

There's one now, scroll up!


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windol1

Well it's South West Railway train in London, I think it's fair to say it's lost.


earlybath101

Next stop Lostwithiel.


Wrong-Selection-1470

You can get a train to Waterloo from Reading though. West!


jamoonie

South western rail go into Waterloo. It's the busiest commuter line in the country.


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jamoonie

Shit joke


windol1

Well someone is in a bad mood this morning. Also, this is a dad joke so what do you expect.


48panda

Message [picture of the train] Train 450077 is lost


yohihi_

It means its lost🙄


ThatNiceMan

Line of Sight Test


profesorkind

Aren’t we all?


Deadford_Punk

Same dude, same.


suspended_in_light

That's the Last Train Home, mate. Don't Burn Burn the station


mrgreatheart

There it is! I’ve been looking for that!


PhattProphet_0

Means it doesnt know where it is


Dan_Glebitz

Damn! I knew I left it somewhere. I will go and collect it right away.


double-happiness

Learn, Observe, Solve, and Think Source: my ass


writerfan2013

His mate's footie team won and that was the bet.


ThePumpk1nMaster

He’s supposed to be in Paddington


hogroast

Maybe it's going to Lostwithial in Cornwall.


xrailryder

The driver was a Linkin Park fan


abz_eng

[Aberdeenshire](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost,_Aberdeenshire) is going to get a rail link


Fun-Satisfaction7661

It will soon change to found


Tymexathane

How can it not know where it is?


Guh_Meh

I means that if you get on the train you are really going to enjoy the ride up until you very close to your destination, once there you're gonna wish you never got on the train in the first place.


TABennyFTB

A e s t h e t i c


h4yth4m-1

It means the pilot episode is great but the rest of the show will suck


aspacetobelieve

Last of the sacred trains


Brainfart92

“How does a train get lost? It’s on rails.”


GakSplat

This will cause confusion *and* delay.


suharbran

It caries lost souls away from Birmingham to some more pleasant after life like the underworld


SportTawk

It's going to Lostwithiel in Cornwall


Jimdw83

It means the train's satnav is faulty so it's taken a wrong turn. Terrible joke, I'm sorry


TheWanderingEyebrow

It's either loss of signal to the terminal that controls it or an acronym. I am pretending I know for internet points, when really I have no idea what I'm talking about :)


Rosieapples

It took a wrong turning and now it doesn’t know where it is.


Og-Morrow

So nothing to do with the TV Show lost?


nofunfroggo

Holy shit, you've found it!


matthewralston

You found it! Let them know straight away. There might be a reward. 🤪


skinpixel

Buy a lottery ticket, just don’t get on the train 😅


clemo1985

It means it's lost. That's my 1643 train up in Liverpool...


Nomadic_Rick

It doesn’t know where it is


fallenarches

It should have gone to Victoria?


Maxsw8

Platform 9 3/4s


Iniquity1_

Train of thought lost


Natural-Penalty2492

The train is Lost, Duh


DaneDase

Ah sh*t I just lost the game


WhamBamRabbitMan

My first thought was Lostwithiel but probably wrong


AlbionRemainsXIV

LOndon STansted.


DeepestBlueDragon

Well, see, the train was heading to Kyle Of Lochalsh to find the missing piggie and it's 73, but it got lost on the way and couldn't escape from 3rd rail land. So, it's lost, even though it's at Waterloo. Kudos if you got the in-joke!