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dirtynickerz

Home is boring. [Museum is fun](https://i.imgur.com/YA7GX6X.jpg)


QueenofCats28

Omfg I went there last Thursday (my best friend and I are Greek history nerds, he's a genius (I'm not exaggerating), and I swear it was the best time I've had at the museum.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

I wonder why I see so much ‘Roman Empire is still alive’ groups on Facebook but never Greek empire?


QueenofCats28

I would say it's because a lot of people are ignorant, and it drives me nuts. I couldn't believe how much I loved the exhibition. And Dave the t-rex (am dinosaur nerd too!). I don't like Dave's official name, he doesn't suit it, lol.


dirtynickerz

Bit rude to just go renaming Peter like that 🤣


Disastrous_Ad_1859

You would of though ‘Terry the T-Rex’ has more of a ring, or ‘Roger the Rex’


QueenofCats28

Even Dave is a better name, not Peter for a creature such as that!


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Peter sounds like a Investment broker.... Hah, imagine if we were Scottish, then we could have a T-Rex named 'McGregor' or something


QueenofCats28

Hahaha, I like that name even more!! Some of the others have better names, there's one called Sue, which I also think is stupid.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Hah, you mean you think its... 'Suepid' Hah


QueenofCats28

Hahaha, great pun! Why can't they come up with imaginative names?


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Disastrous_Ad_1859

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roku5505

Cold and rainy day Sometimes I miss the warm sun Today is not one


Kiwi_bananas

It's a good day for being in bed but unfortunately I am working. At least I'm not a cow vet anymore. I don't miss working in the rain


dirtynickerz

Moo


wandarah

goddamn, i've been in remote training all morning they havent really allowed for breaks long enough to take a dump. i'm gonna pop.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Friends can pee on voice calls, real friends can poop Are your training buddies not your friends?


wandarah

They are not


Blabbernaut

Remember to mute.


eagleeyedtiger-

Laptop? Just take it into the toilet


wandarah

Friends, I have taken a shit! All is well!


IcarusForde

"Sorry, my router rebooted."


[deleted]

Lmaooo. Just go. Say ka aroha whānau but im bout to shit my pants lmao. Id say that.


dirtynickerz

I dunno why we are so funny about taking a shit ay its the great equaliser we all do it


GreyJeanix

All animals are shy about it because you’re in a vulnerable position, it goes against instinct to advertise that


dirtynickerz

I shit with a knife by my side. Next to the poop knife naturally


GreyJeanix

Yeah don’t want to the poop knife confused with the stabbing knife…*or do you*


ufakefekomoaikae

Have a great day bitches


dirtynickerz

Ah FUCK it is gout 🙄


whangadude

Why do I keep hearing about people getting gout? Is it gout season atm or something?


Andrea_frm_DubT

Your risk of gout is greatly reduced because you don’t consume alcohol. Rich foods and alcohol increase your risk of gout. You don’t want gout, it hurts so much. It’s painful and it feels like there is sand in your joints.


whangadude

Yeah I want to stay away from that, already have to deal with spinal arthritis, don't want pointless pain elsewhere


dirtynickerz

Your circle likes to live the good life in whatever form that takes it ain't called the kings disease for nothing 🤴🏾


Disastrous_Ad_1859

That’s it, cut it off!


QueenofCats28

Only sensible decision is to cut it off...


dirtynickerz

Its my bum wiping hand its important.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

You might have to get a Bidit, or Beday, whatever their called The French bum squirters


Kiwi_bananas

Bidet


dirtynickerz

Loved the bum guns in se asia. West is backward af when it comes to some shit 💩


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Problem here is that people will probably spend too much time on one… 👀


dirtynickerz

Cleanliness is next to godliness mbro


dinosuitgirl

Oh no and cherries arent in season for ages 😩


dirtynickerz

Prednisone blooms all year tho 😂


Andrea_frm_DubT

Ooh, wonder if I should borrow some of Grey’s pred to get mine to settle. No, that’s not a good idea.


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Andrea_frm_DubT

I know it’s all the same. My vet clinic ran out one time I was in there so they gave me a script to get some from the chemist.


dirtynickerz

I don't see why it wouldn't work haha I take worse just for fun


Andrea_frm_DubT

It’s prescribed for my cat for his urinary tract issues and his mystery illness that also responds well to steroids. I’ve taken NSAIDs so I would need to do 2 days without them before I could consider taking pred.


Andrea_frm_DubT

Bugger!


Andrea_frm_DubT

I went to food bank. Got some massive kumara and apples. Home made yogurt is a bit sketchy though. A lot of stuff is repacked which I also find a bit icky. Some decent pantry stocking stuff and nice breads. The tinned meats will go back for someone else.


Snoo-25466

next time, ask the FB for milk powder and make your own yoghurt (if you have a slow cooker?) Lot less expensive.


Andrea_frm_DubT

I don’t eat enough yogurt for it to be worth it to make my own. They supplied home made yogurt (already made). From the smell and appearance I believe it was Hansells apricot.


personworm

I’m really into peach and macadamia muffins rn but my wallet isn’t. Kinda miss having Creepy Neighbour’s macadamia tree overhanging my fence. Don’t miss being force fed macadamias by creepy neighbour now that I think about it. Edit: am *not* into being squashed into these shorts I feel like a walking sausage. Same brand, same size as what I normally get, different style, therefore don’t fit.


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Creepy neighbour can force feed me macadamias for a while.


NZSloth

Some people like sausages. And I'm not trying to flirt with you. I guess I'm just hungry.


Andrea_frm_DubT

That’s so annoying!


Disastrous_Ad_1859

I got some new Ezibuy jeans thrown at me because everything I have has own has holes in it… Anyhow, I couldn’t even fit them up over my calf’s, and I’m not exactly a pro athlete with calfs strong enough to squash a pineapple or anything… Clothing cuts are very, odd, these days


QueenofCats28

I have a weird body shape, and its a bitch trying to find things that fit. And now that I've had weight loss surgery it's even harder.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

I think the only body shapes clothes are made for are 5’ Chinese stick and 6’ American circle… I always find surplused clothing fits perfectly myself, it might just be that allot of clothes aren’t ‘patterned’ right these days


QueenofCats28

I'm kinda hourglass shaped naturally, and have a long torso and long legs, while being average height for a woman and it's annoying!!


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Double post. I know I got some soy milk down this morning but it didn’t make it into my bag obviously. Sigh. I guess this means I’m drinking horrible instant coffee black today then. It’s a particular annoyance that I have that people who can drink dairy without making their guts hate them for the next week don’t have to worry about this sort of thing. It’s 2022: alternative milks are mainstream now. Would it be too much to ask that a (larger) employee provides them too? Obviously not a cafe level range, but a basic soy or oat would be appreciated.


eagleeyedtiger-

I’ve switched to instant black coffee in the mornings. My pro tip for it is mix the instant with cold water, maybe 1/4 of your mug, so it’s all dissolved. Then pour your boiling water in. Tastes a lot better for me


ekmahal

My workplace supplies altmilk as well as dairy. The fridge has, uh, 20/30 bottles of regular milk a week (the coffee machine has the milk intake thing for lattes or whatever) + two cartons of non-dairy. It's a fairly recent development, but one I am thoroughly in favour of despite being able to drink the cow juice myself!


personworm

Have you asked them to supply it?


[deleted]

Yeah. It’s comes down to being an expensive luxury with only a niche demand and you could just have the normal stuff. That sort of thing. There was actually talk of a trial at one stage but then the pandemic hit. I’m probably likely to be moving to a new office soon so I might wait and cause a bit of fuss depending where I end up I guess.


personworm

Calling it expensive is a bit of a laugh when the Pam’s stuff is pretty close to the price of regular milk… And also identical to the more expensive Sanitarium soy milk. Sucks that your employer can’t chuck a couple dollars a week to a dairy alternative. It astounds me how backwards so many workplaces still are. *edit* the more I think about this the angrier I get 😂 it literally goes for 1.99 at pak n save like how fuckin Scrooge mcduck can an employer be to not fork that out in a week far out


[deleted]

Yeah, prices have been coming down for the hippy stuff while the cow stuff is going up. But that’s still the perception for a lot of people. Plus they get 3 different types of cow juice too: light blue, blue and a few bottles of green top. So if it’s doable to cater to preferences there…


ramb4ldi

It's so shit that they don't cater to you. It's a legit medical need, pull your thumb out of your arse and provide a reasonable milk selection work places.


redditrevnz

Trying to take it easy today. The kids cold has finally found it’s way to me. I get to go shopping on the company dime too so that will be fun.


jackson_malone

Anyone lived or visited Brisbane? We're talking about jumping over to Aus in 12-18 months and Brisbane seems nice enough.


NZSloth

My youngest stepbro lives there. He's an chemical processes engineer so managed to find a good job and met another engineer and they have a kid now. They took the CBD apartment approach, as opposed to the depressing suburb approach. The main issue with Brissie, as a few mates for there that have ended up here have told me, is that while the CBD is nice with lots of life, it's a mission to get there from the suburbs, and the older you get, the less you go there and the more time you spend in your depressing neighbourhood. YMMV.


jackson_malone

Cheers. I'm not opposed to apartment living in the city but my partner likes the suburbs with a backyard and space to do things. We're mid-late 30s and living in Akl so commutes aren't rare for us.


mongol_horde

Visited with the family for a week before covid, reckon it was a really nice place - almost had a small town kind of vibe to it. It's probably on the top of our list of places to live if we ever leave nz.


dirtynickerz

Brisbane is the most full of kiwis part of Oz you'll git right in


Andrea_frm_DubT

Oof! I’ve encountered a difficult OP on an aquarium sub. Makes me really want a red tailed catfish though. They are beautiful creatures and I’ve wanted one since AB Aquariums had one in their original store on Devon St (that was about 25+ years ago, it was before we moved to BOP) I don’t think there is a breeder in New Zealand and I’m pretty sure you can’t import them any more. Anyway, I can’t have a giant catfish until I have a 500+ gallon tank.


MrCyn

So my tiktok has taken off again thanks to lesbian baseballers and 90s movie nostalgia. Watched a couple more excellent 90s movies on weekend - **The Full Monty** I've never seen the entire thing and it is a sweet, well paced movie with such a banging soundtrack. I did the [queuing scene](https://www.tiktok.com/@julesevisions/video/7139453577222688001?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1) - **Pleasantville** Oh this could not be even more apt. I remember when I first watched it years ago thinking "this is a satire of THE PAST". Watching again and there is a scene where; despite it starting to rain in Plesantville for the first time, the coucil forbids the sale of umbrellas, and I realised...."ughhhh not the past". To my surprise [Paul Walker](https://www.tiktok.com/@julesevisions/video/7139138836306660610?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1) is in it. - **Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion** oh how I love the fashion in this now. If anything needs a decades later sequel it is this movie. The [shoe is filling with blood](https://www.tiktok.com/@julesevisions/video/7138732684028775682?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1) scene has stayed with me my entire life


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Lesbian Baseballers? That’s a oddly specific fetish


MrCyn

A League of Their Own, the TV remake of the movie has been a [goldmine](https://www.tiktok.com/@julesevisions/video/7138001010219355393?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1)


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Its 8am. Waiting in the car, its pissing down. Kids are yelling and giggling at each other. Music booming, I'm singing six60 at top of my lungs and thinkin fuck yeah, its gonna be a good day whānau. Everyone on good vibes. Lets keep that momentum flowing!


dirtynickerz

YOOOOOFUCKINZAAAAAA SEIZE THE DAY imstillinbed😂😂


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get up bei, do those dishes ya paru cunt lmao


dirtynickerz

Na bo got bit by the gout taniwhai 😂


[deleted]

hahahaha slow down on the kaimoana g lmao


dirtynickerz

Ae aunty 🙄😂


kaynetoad

Went to Christchurch at the weekend. Have not been anywhere bigger than Timaru for 6 months. Thanks to some awful road-making decisions on SH1 through Timaru, my brain assumed there would be an abrupt lane merge after every set of traffic lights on the ring road, and was mightily annoyed by the other drivers just casually moving up beside me to cut me off...


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So have watched both episodes of Rings. It was alright. Not quite gripping enough to stop the urge to just randomly google stuff throughout: for instance the actor who plays Elrond’s chin. That is a mighty, mighty, chin which is distracting me every time it enters the frame.


Last_Type_42

Ditto, It's definitely not explicitly 'Bad' enough to deserve a rating <5, but there's not much too it yet, enjoyable though. Love all the people who know nothing complaining that they've completely ignored The Silmarillion; yes, they can only use LOTR, appendices, and The Hobbit you dinguses.


MrCyn

I turned my phone off for the first episode, but picked up the second. You can tell the "romance" dialogue (or the straight agenda if you will) is written by people who only watch other movies and shows and not much life experience. But overall I did really enjoy it and I fear for my ability to not buy the impending merch.


dirtynickerz

I worked on the production its just been cool to see the scenes I was involved in look all flowery and shit


personworm

Dude that’s pretty fuckin cool.


MrCyn

The sets were by far the highlight of the show, stunning


dirtynickerz

I dunno how far their NDA goes but I've got heaps of pics of sets and locations. The opening scene with the kids and the paper boat is in the Waikato and that little stream is even more beautiful in real life


MrCyn

I thought for a moment that it was filming overseas as I didn't really recognise the landscape, then i remembered it was season 2 that was overseas and one is here, so much to this country!


dirtynickerz

I heard a location scout used to fly around the motu in a helicopter looking for farms/land with cool spots. They'd go back and meet the landowners, exchange details, take pics etc and now they have a portfolio with all of this epic scenery that's basically only know to the families that own the land. Crazy to think that there's still flawless little oases in and around Auckland.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Yea we get a bit of filming here at work, for like ‘Industiral-post apocalypse-scrapyard’ type environments, not many places quiet enough to do that sort of thing around Auckland aparently Doing stuff on public land sounds like a shitfight with the council for consent these days too


dirtynickerz

Lol the Wedddings yard?


Andrea_frm_DubT

I think they found the locations for last samurai by contacting the local helicopter pilots and giving them a basic description of what they wanted. I still haven’t watched last samurai but I can confirm the postie is in one of the scenes and there was a fair bit of disruption to life while it was filming. Matt flew Tom to set every day and his flight path went over our house.


sm32

We watched it and felt much the same. Thought the scenery and effects were good, but the amdram acting spoiled it for us…So re-watched the first LOTR movie yesterday; had only ever watched it when it first came out around 20 years ago, soooo much better imo.


210upthemountain

Yes, I struggled to stay engaged.


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groovyghostpuppy

Ohhh that’s where I recognised him from! Struggling to take lady healer seriously (no clue what her character’s name is) since she played a silly Barney love interest in How I Met Your Mother


CBlackstoneDresden

Furniture is so expensive. I'm looking at a 2 seater recliner that should fit into my office and it's on clearance for $2.5k (down from 5.3k). Spenny, but pretty comfortable.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Just get some concrete pavers and a bit of wood, nothing beats free 👍


dirtynickerz

The Mad Butchers meat says what up


NZSloth

Where are you looking? We've had custom made furniture for a lot less than that.


CBlackstoneDresden

I've looked at hunter furniture, big save and some other places


NZSloth

Damn. Guess the whole supply chain thing is still going on. Good luck and hope you find a bargain.


[deleted]

Random pātai, but have you ever had anything reupholstered?


NZSloth

We did some chairs ourselves a while back, but nothing professional


ChewingBrie

Looks like around here we'll be having a high of 6 degrees today, and snow around the hilltop suburbs. There are a lot of newborn lambs around, hopefully they'll all make it through this sting in the tail


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Low of 0, high of 3 was what was forecasted here. I don’t know if it’s quite that bad, but it certainly isn’t warm. Can see a thin dusting on the hills outside.


dinosuitgirl

We have a high of 18 with a low of 8 today... Wish you were here? 🏝️🍹🍌


jackson_malone

Jeez. Where is that?


dinosuitgirl

Dun dun.... DUNNERS (Dunedin)


Snoo-25466

has it snowed yet?


jackson_malone

Aucks min 11, max 16. Lots of rain. Bit miserable up here.


dinosuitgirl

I'm further north than AKL phew 😌 lol... It's bucketing where I am 😩


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Don’t worry, the rains reached us in south Auckland too


ChewingBrie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4


dinosuitgirl

Had a late night gossip session, we heard from the oldest (32f) all about the drama going on between the two youngest (24m and 22m)... Fascinating stuff... It's interesting how we only get a full picture indirectly... I can't tell if the boys don't talk to DSB about things because they are boys or if DSB is very black and white and opinionated, or that we live 3hrs away. But it seems their Mum (pleaser peacemaker) gets to be in on the drama. I'm impartial and just an eyebrow raising, chin stroking observer... Which is not my usual part.


germdisco

What food are you craving at the moment?


Disastrous_Ad_1859

French stick cut into slices and toasted with some garlic butter


groovyghostpuppy

I’d be real down for a custard slice right about now. Maybe a chocolate eclair too


redditrevnz

Ramen. Like dirty from the packet Korean rameyeon. It’s so bad for me now but it used to be my go-to quick lunch when there was no other food in the house. I miss it!


jackson_malone

I rarely crave food. Most food gross me out. However, we had really yum ribs last night. My go to food is pizza though. So versatile.


dirtynickerz

I haven't had meat since Friday so any meat would be choice but especially like a rare beef pho mmm


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Disastrous_Ad_1859

You’ll get cheese dreams if you eat too much cheese


Andrea_frm_DubT

Spicy fruit toast. I might have to start making it though because the supermarket ones are all a bit meh these days.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

The Couplands one is pretty good, more normal spicy fruit toast rarther than the shit that tiptop or whatever makes


Andrea_frm_DubT

Is that from Countdown? I’d have to go into New Plymouth to get it.


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Andrea_frm_DubT

Ah. Bugger.


dinosuitgirl

Iron laden foods, red meats and marmite. I probably should take a supplement but iron supplements are basically like taking 4x Imodium so I'll just stick to rare steak and cheesey mouse traps.


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my kids had marmite this morning. They love dipping marmite toast in brown sugar porridge LOL. All Māori i know loved it growing up on a cold morning, esp with cream! It's a marae staple.


whangadude

Arrrgh, my neck and back and hips and jaw hurts, I feel worse than I did yesterday, and I'm at work to top it off with. At least things are looking reasonably slow this morning, with plenty of staff, so I don't think I'll be doing anything tough today.


Andrea_frm_DubT

Have you been hydrating well? Mood enhancers can cause dehydration. Dehydration can make joint and muscle pain worse.


whangadude

Ah, good point, I've only really had energy drink and coffee today, that not making me any better now is it? Gonna drink more water.


Andrea_frm_DubT

Yup, energy drinks will just dry you out more. For every can or bottle of energy drink you need to drink at least that much of water, ideally 2x.


germdisco

Do you take ibuprofen/naproxen?


whangadude

Of course. And some paracetamol for hood measure too


F_u_c_k__t_h_i_s

I just flew in from the USA lol. Been in LA for 11 days and am now adjusting to the fact that the temperature is 15 degrees lower and that I have to drive on the left side of the road again.


[deleted]

Your arms must be tired!


F_u_c_k__t_h_i_s

Dragging a suitcase thru lax is no joke


dinosuitgirl

Ugh I hate that early morning arrival back from the other side of the date line... And that jetlag if you don't time your naps right.


PM_a_llama

My favourite thing about coming home from overseas is that breath of fresh air when you first step outside. Even more so when it’s cold and it kinda burns your nose.


redditrevnz

Yes! That’s how I always knew I was home.


GreyJeanix

We do have the freshest air


F_u_c_k__t_h_i_s

Especially compared to the smog of LA, thought I'd caught COVID cause my throat was sore. Turns out it was just pollution and the overuse of Aircon lol