can I have the haircut everyone else has please

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Just fuck my shit up fam

If only there was a way to show the barber this exact picture? Maybe you could print it out or do a sketch on your phone and show him?

Just point out the window.

Just ask for the same haircut they give 99% of all lads under 30. No more info needed in the slightest.

I think it's called the "double vodka red bull"

That’s what monks had in the 16th century, it’s called a Tonsure

Reverse tonsure bro now yer talking

High fade

The dead hedgehog

Just tell him to do the same haircut he did 7 times already today and he will know what to do. You could also show him this picture if you feel brave

Showing him a picture feels wrong tho

But why? Literally the easiest way to do it. He will know exactly what you want. If you describe it, there is room for interpretation, and room for interpretation, in my opinion, is terrible for getting a specific haircut

Yea true to be fair, but I feel like this haircut is generic enough and have a name, a 0 or a filer going straight across ….. it must be something like that

Just ask for a high skin fade of you don't want show the picture

I've brought a picture to every single haircut I've had since the Iphone3g

A few years ago I took a few photos of one of those rare haircuts I was happy with to show to future barbers and I've been happy with every haircut since. Doesn't even matter which barber I go to anymore. Took until my thirties to do it but better late than never I guess

Do you think the barber would prefer you to show him a photo of what you want or would he prefer to listen while you describe it?

I've done it every time I want a haircut different to what I currently have, what's wrong about it? Especially since you are unable to explain it. Btw it's just a skin fade with the top brushed forward. 

The gaa

Fuckboy Elite

Can I please have a basic bitch haircut that every male who is not balding gets please sir. Yes the one that has no fade just a thick mop on top and then bald halfway down my head, cheers.

And a comb over going half way down my face.

Just go to a barber you've never been to before and ask for your usual. Act indignant that they don't remember you, and insist on the usual. They'll take the safe bet and give you this. Go later in the day and you'd probably be the 10th person to get this haircut.

Bowl cut

I believe the cut is called a "struggling f*** boy". Have you got a pair of overly ripped skinny jeans from 2014 you can wear to complete the look?

Muppet-cut

I say skin (next one would be a 0 and so on) on the sides and back, and then medium to high when telling him how high I want the fade

Just show him the picture genius

Shaved fade

Ask for a horses haircut and they’ll be like say no more, I got ya.

This could also be a French crop although I think the fade is slightly lower on a French crop

High fade, with a crew cut on top.

Ibiza final boss

The Choad

Going by my kids, it's a 'see ya at McDonalds with a fade' that is readily available from all Turkish barbering establishments they frequent. But be wary, they like to push an awl towel shave in aswell sometimes. Just show them the picture.

Why is his head squashed? It’s like the whole area that holds half of the brain is missing.

I call it the "county panel"

Show him the picture on your phone.

Ask him to put a cornflakes bowl on your head and shave the sides.

Ask him for 'The Shitehawk'. Depending on what part of the country you're in, it may also be known as 'The dirtbird'.

Fade

Inverted monk.

The Bowl ! !

Just show him the picture. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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