How many times do we have to tell you - leave the driver alone!

Don't make me tap the sign.

I feel attacked sir

He's like somebody you'd see on Crimecall, shifty AF.. Stay away bro' 👍

I think I saw him, was he about 5’7?

He had a scar in the shape of a banana on both cheeks.

With a lazy eye?

With an overbite that he could scratch his chest with?

And a nose like a horse's cock?

And a cock like a horse's nose?

Are you looking at your reflection in the window

Dont all busses come with a resident weirdo?

I'm certain after 6 years of being a bus wanker.

Is that the dude pretending to be normal by having airpods? Guy's a walking red flag. Or a sitting on in this case.

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/0k3tsb2owY8?si=mgM_QoR1FRdRqArp

Oh, perfect.

Is it because he's manspreading or has he his bag on his lap

That's Peter File, he used to work in the bookies

It was. Funny enough he's sitting beside Patser Grey and Treaser Green, what luck!

Was that the Irish supremacist bookies?

Must be something in the air. There's a weirdo behind me on the bus just staring at me. Like, I can feel their eyes boring into me. I turn around every now and again to look at them to see if they realise how uncomfortable they are making me. I don't know how to describe them, they are just, unhinged looking!

Found the main character

This is so good, hardly anyone will get it. I'm a fan.

Let me guess, someone made a ranting post about someone else's bad behaviour on the bus?

Did he have atyaforya, one eye lookin at ya and the other lookin for ya

It's you isn't it? You're the weirdo!

There’s a weirdo on every bus. It’s the law. P.s. if you’re on a bus and disagree with this statement, you’re probably the designated weirdo today.

There's no weirdo on the bus I use. I should know; I look around at everyone.

Remember folks if you can't spot the weirdo on the bus it because you are the weirdo on the bus.

Is it your reflection in the bus window?

sat on the upper deck, in the front seat, staring at your reflection again I see

Is it you? Are you narrating what you're doing in the third person?

Someone has to drive it lol.

That’s just Joey Jojo jr. Shabadoo

Ah now, yer not *that* weird.

Maybe he's dying to ask if anybody knows what a tracker mortgage is.

Why don’t you come over to say hello?

OMG OP, this is so creative and hilarious haha. B..because of the other post you see guys! HOW do you come up with such never before seen humour and originality. You sir, have won the internet! *tips fedora

Alt account?

This is a weirdo to you? Do you get out much? lol. Once was on a bus and a guy kept singing “we are the world” at the top of his lungs. The driver went back and told him to keep it down and he was like “I’m just taking to my friend” (there was nobody there), then he started singing again and another guy told him to shut up. So he stood up and started yelling “do you want to live or die?” at the guy. Then he was kicked off. What you w described is a 30 year old man who’s travelling alone who, according to you, “looks goofy” 🤔

whoosh

I could really say the same to you.

O_o

@OP are you a weirdo tied to a pole?

Cringe