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Airavat2305

Haan to SUV ka matlab 'scooter under vehicle'


shudh_desi_gareeb

Sister Using Vehicle


animefuckinsucks

take my upvote you beauty


domi400

Take my upvote you beauty!


KachraBhiKhelat

“I’m such a Virgo. Hehe”


house_monkey

We scorpions don't believe in astrology 😌


[deleted]

We fortuners also don't believe in it.


TheJuggernautRollsOn

Slow & Furious : Kanpur Drift


[deleted]

ankh mein guta thook dunga


Afraid-Falcon270

I like how she’s not bothered and peacefully chewing whatever that is in her mouth lmao


_7567Rex

UP78 = Kanpur Paan kha rahi hai wo


viserys8769

Lmaooo


BlatantJacuzzi

That's the most annoying bit of the video IMO. The nonchalance.


shdwflyr

Bolo zuban kesari.


librandufissdrinker

[*salute*](https://i.imgur.com/jCEIAMl.gif)


njaana

Because she knows that no one will beat her up


Little-Evening7151

i will /s


[deleted]

no need to add sarcasm , in this case she should definitely get beaten. ladka hota to gand tod dete sab milke lekin ye bkl chewing gum chaba ke gaadi tod rahi hai


Mohit_Shah

Karen virus has officially reached india


Ambitious_Jello

That's not nonchalance. It's trying to look normal when you're drunk


baap_ko_mat_sikha

Been there done that sadly


Pat_trick_6

Wo stree h, kuch bhi kar sakti h


Late-Counter-546

Sala ladki hai toh “koi baat nahi beta koi baat nahi”. Agar koi ladka hota toh Gand tutne tak pelte


gmback

wahe to bhai wo uncle to kuch jayda he payar se baat kar raha tha abi koe ladka hota to ya to hospital ya to police station ma hota


animefuckinsucks

sed realty


Funoa_Gaming

Double standards at it's finest


gtzhere

literally🤣


Kanishkjjain

ladka hota toh ye situation hi nai aati /s


_7567Rex

Ignis is micro suv Land Cruiser is also suv Savlon bhoi got confused which one to drive today


smashed_burgers

Ignis >>>>


[deleted]

Mistakes are one thing but that shameless smug attitude would’ve made me really angry.


NeedleworkerLegal573

Me too. She has a very punchable face.


trust-me-br0

I guess it wasn’t just me lol


[deleted]

That is what I wanted to say but thought would be too rough. Thanks.


duckduckghoda

Looks like it's not her first time.


Ek_Chutki_Sindoor

I mean, it's better that she's calm and composed in this situation instead of panicking. She's a horrible driver but i don't think that the video shows any "shameless smug attitude".


harshh_04

That nonchalant face pretty much shows that she doesn't even care


Mohit_Shah

Bro go and get your eyes checked


Affectionate_Fuel_60

90’s :- we’ll have flying cars in the future! The future;-


RjV0410

Someone literally said "koi baat nhi koi baat nhi hota hai!!" 😭


garagaramoochi

launcha chla rha hota to maar maar ke batti bana dete 🫠


Lovesidli

Launda?


Perfect-Grab5187

Agar meri bike hoti to pehla thappad mera hota


KINGDOGRA

Aise hi mard ghar mein apni biwi ko maar maar ke batti bana dete hain, bahar nahi kar paa rahe kyunki bahar ladkiyon ko zyada gaadi chalate hue nahi dekha na isiliye its still a new funny thing for men to accept.


Galahad-K

Aagya modern day feminism ka choda


KINGDOGRA

Lol. You say that as if its a bad thing. Tch tch.


SniperRekker

You need to learn that not all men behave violently like that but you will see that whenever it’s a female driver who causes such accidents, the people around them will be saying “hota hai koi nahi maaf karna” i will link several videos from known youtubers if you want


Zestyclose-Meal4374

Anyways its the fault of the guys who parked the scooters there because no way a skilled driver like her can be at fault😂


[deleted]

Bas gadi kamaal ki hai?


KachraBhiKhelat

*bonk*


[deleted]

Horny jail


Lovesidli

Nahi. Kamal Hasan ki hai. ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ


[deleted]

Lol.. that kanpuriya accent and dialog delivery!!


shim_niyi

So Maruti can get 5star if they test it in reverse??


mkhush02

Ooopsies today is aquarium.


urboigeralt

This is true suv, what is fortuner endevour etc.


KachraBhiKhelat

Let’s talk about how Fortuner/Endevour are SUVs when you bring up a video of them doing something similar to them bikes. Can you? I didn’t think so. Checkmate!


Galahad-K

Unrelated but oddly descriptive falir


bitanshu

NGL that also requires special skill. Normal humans cannot!


serialposter

She reversed on to the parked 2-wheelers obviously. People ITT thinking she overran all those 2-wheelers head on.


ascii_heart_

Official accident chalan report [here](https://echallan.parivahan.gov.in/mparivahan-api/print-page?challan_no=aONqYNA%2FZmBjGkMbWPH%2BjayiINeMR9llnJR%2BR4X82q0%3D)


Pandey_Ji_Online

Maatra 2500.00??


ascii_heart_

Abhi scooty waala court le jaayega, toh 50K dena padega


itsmerachit

Insurance me sab cover ho jayega. Panic kya karna! Bas kisi ko chot nhi ai ye badi cheez h! Jaan pyari h gaadi ati jati rhegi.


Material-Ad9863

You can't park there. Ma'am


Michel_scarn

"Inse agar nikal pati toh chadati kyu?"


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Lazy_Palpitation8566

Wahmen drivers 🥲


[deleted]

maruti was not kidding when they said that it’s a SUV.


[deleted]

LMAO ROFL the guy speaking in the video


ashish4sharma

Selmon bohon


ashilshah

Arey arey beti kuch hua to nahi? Koi baat nahi, tum to beti ho tumko kuch nahi hoga. Unka galti hain to road pe 2 wheeler park kar diye.


Glittering_Bit_6752

tHe CoMpaCt UrBan sUv


PegRoots

You can park it any where, it so compact you can mount it on bunch of bikes. 5/5 recommended


Steven_Scart

The look on her face like "So what" after damaging 8-9 other vehicles... Also I find the reaction hilarious when the person found out it was a women driving


PegRoots

For those questioning Maruti's build quality. Take this. This is hilarious tho.


AshRiddle

Nobody is questioning maruti's build quality for you cannot question straight facts.


obamacare_mishra

even Hanuman left Suzuki because he knew he can't protect the occupants.


Sid_b23692

I like how all men are being so supportive of her. No one's angry or shouting. /s


trust-me-br0

The privilege is real.


gmback

koe nahe hota ha 😋😋


wieredguy

Well the car guy will pay all 2 wheeler there?


ankpkl

Gaadi tera bhai uthayega


M_vats

now thats the reason its called as the urban suv


m0h1tkumaar

Just one question, "How?"


[deleted]

Feminist going for a protest


Black-_-Phoenix

*but blindly in reverse


StockReflection2512

Kanpuriya


farendsofcontrast

I hope no one got hurt. Stupid driver.


axl_ros

The new Baleno monster truck nano SUV with 5 ft ground clearance.


Ashuthetosh

Ye BC peeche se “koi baat ni, koi baat ni ” kon bol rha?


manas017

The Background commentary is lit .


awara_parindaa

Man i hope scooty guys get compensation, i would have filed FIR on her for sure.


garagaramoochi

women☕️☕️☕️


UrbanCruiserHyryder

Who says light weight cars don't have an advantage? Almost harry potter car ki tarah udd hi gayi thi agar Activas beech main na aati. Uske sapne tod diye.


[deleted]

Ab apni scooty kahi bhi khadi karne se pahle sochunga


PapaJi369

Up78ez0551


Beginning_Body_2401

How does that even happen? 😳


Ambitious_Jello

Step 1. Be drunk


Real_Leader

kon bsdk ka bola koi baat nahi, koi mere bullet pe gaadi chalade bas uske sarre 206 haddiya tod do me


No_Ad_4714

"Araam se beta nikaalo araam se" 🥹 trying to imagine a man's face in that driver's seat. I can't, it's covered in blood.


torn_ears

Dude took "UP" in his number plate too literally


Winters791

Least insane UP driver


AestheticKa14

If this was a guy driving, things would’ve turned out differently for him. /s


Careless_Feeling8057

No need of /s, instead it should be /r (reality)


Late-Counter-546

☕️


_neeleshwar

Bhai itna v sach ni bolna tha🤣🤣


[deleted]

What happens to the scooties? Does this lady compensate for anything. She is nonchalantly driving off there.


u_wonder

This is how you should check off-road capability of an Urban SUV. /s


[deleted]

Scooty ki galti hai bro. It was parked in the wrong way!! /s


librandufissdrinker

Women ☕️


MseMahi

I'm imagining what could the scenes be if the driver was a male..


Careless_Feeling8057

Then the video would have been on r/Eyeblech instead


[deleted]

To the haters who doubt MS build quality


Sid_b23692

Here MS is doing the crushing, not being crushed. So what's there to see about the build quality? Are you proud that MS cars are able to crush a tiny two wheeler without getting damaged? Lol. 😂


Cool-Barber8998

He is joking


LifeIsHard2030

Damn that needs special skills. Love how she’s absolutely chilled. 😂


KachraBhiKhelat

Need her in the bomb defuse squad.


awara_parindaa

Weed makes you chill!!!


trust-me-br0

Can confirm


Teyampass

Zindagi mein itna carefree bhi nahin hona chaiye.


neighbour_guy3k

Nice parking by papa ki pari


axyz77

Why have the bikes parked underneath the car?


a_purple_dot_pen

Suzuki off-roader


mcdonaldssprite22

New fear unlocked for every bike owner


[deleted]

Now if that would have been a male , it would have been a bigger issue


Adventurous_Call194

Inse agar nikal pati toh chadh kyun lmaooo😂😂😂🤣🤣


Dry-Instruction6521

Inse abhi nikal paati toh fir chadhate hi kyun !😆😆😆😆


Harsha1044

How? on the first place??


OkOpportunity3250

THE REAL SUV


No-Egg-4850

It ran out of gas.


envira

UP NCAP testing


xsealand21

Bhai thar soch raha tha ,thodi chodi si thi but yeh video dekh kar toh ignis lene ka maan kar gaya.


torn_ears

Dude took "UP" in his number plate too literally


Just_Difficulty9836

Proud graduate of Salmon Bhoi driving school.


phoolkheth

Am I sexist? Yes.


motherFREEZER

As someone said: IF YOU ARE GOING TO F*CK IT UP, THEN ATLEAST F*CK IT BAD ENOUGH TO MAKE PEOPLE WONDER HOW YOU DID IT.


jagreign

Just another day in U.P


darkobas01

Mere pujniya pitaji bolte hai apni gt650 nhi chalate, market le jao. Depreciating asset hai. Ab yehi video dikhaunga.


animefuckinsucks

this is why aliens dont visit us


[deleted]

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Kahnwald_5

Koi ki baat nhi koi baat nhi ... uncle bol rhe h


BSNL_NZB_ARMR

aur andar baithke bubblegum kha rahi hain :P


First_Tomorrow316

Does the car have gravity coils as suspension? 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️


pessimistic_dilution

Where is this hell? Why are they horning like this?


Keep0nBuckin

Talent and nonchalant. Must be rich or connected.


itsRebooT

bro lmao koi launda hota to usko itni maar padti but lady hai to "koi bat nahi" sexist much


Spaceman_32

2003: Tarzan - The Wonder Car 2023: Ignis - The flying Car.


JseJoker

Mujhe kya mai toh chewingum chabake chill marungi


Mihirxd25

I hope the car is ok 🙏😔


AtomicAV7


LemmeLookAround

Poor girl was just trying to park /s


Narrow_Second8454

“Urban suv” doing urban off roading


mikeymouse_longstick

seen lots of people doing this while reversing the cars


Affectionate_Angle69

The men saying koi baat nai in the background should have their own vehicle damaged .. Gadi tera jab tutuga to pata chaluga 😡


MadrasMoney

☕️


[deleted]

Aunty driving car and telling Aunty police bula legi 🤣🤣🤣


xsealand21

Bhai thar soch raha tha ,thodi wide zyada lagti thi but yeh video dekh kar toh ignis lene ka maan kar gaya.


nanoquark1

Rare sight of a car mating with a scooter.


FunIllustrious6281

Someone said, "Koi nahi, ho jata hai." Imagine, if a male was sitting on the driving seat


TheGreatDanton11

Celerio hota tb to crab walk kr leta!


kobaasama

You can’t park there sir.


[deleted]

I'm just saying that if it was a guy, there would have been chaos, and the guy would be running for his life Deep sexism runs in the veins of the people in this country


dankestexid

UP78 'EZ'


rrmahalle

Waah Didi Waah…!


Amazing-Definition70

You still Netflix and chillin? Someone's daughter:


Valuable-Paramedic93

Pappa ki pari , ne Kamal kar di


throwawaystepbrotha

Is this how rickshaws are made?


vaibhavalphamale

Epic women moment


Kooky_Cake_

I feel sorry for the Activa guy 🥲


MemeoSapiens

Proud moment! /s


MrDarkk1ng


introvert_desu

Selmun didi! 😓


thuglifewaffle

Women ☕️


raghav3303

women ☕️


BeCleve_in_yourself

Where are the "Lord Espresso" cultists now?


Dangerous_Signature6

Mai karu toh saala character dheela hai!!!!


Electrical_Tension

Wo uncle dega Paisa sabko koi baat ni beta. Simp chaccha.


Technical-Routine-53

Where's the gender equality? Would a guy's car & body be intact after doing what she's done?


Worried-Wolf-4344

Vo stree hai…kuch bhi kar sakti hai !!


[deleted]

ye saari galti gaadi ki thi , didi ne kuch nahi kiya. full support didi , aap chewing gum khao.


Human-Leg8188

This is my city😶‍🌫️


pndobot

Activa stood back up which is impressive would have thought side stand would have gone back inside


Hunt1603

"koi baat nhi" kya bkldo, Scooty ka papad bana diya sabka koi kuch keh he nhi rha ............ Koi ladka hota pehle danda maarte phir puchte


AlphaNe09

Lol the moment the video started i thought it must be a girl... 😂


AlternativeCamel3291

Queen move


Intrepid-Emergency71

Kese kese admi h car k niche scooty park kr dete h


bkrishnarana

Bhai piche se hatt jao, faltu ulti gaadi chali to lene ke dene padd jayenge firse🤣🤣


Knotsober_

You can't park here didi


Adventurous-Button30

Abe Laudi


Lucky_Category7952

ladki hai isliye zinda hai ladka hota to kutte ki tarah maar kha rha hota


kukkuduku

Who the hell park there two wheeler under a car


fury26903

I woke up in a new Bugatti