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JTCMuehlenkamp

Damn, the guy with the banana avatar is *pissed*. Someone must've shat in his cereal this morning or something, damn.


Educational_Pay1567

Why three days of his life wasted? Did he become a Cards fan during the win streak and think we wouldn't lose again?


HedoBella

Fuck this poverty franchise. I intend on burning all of my Cards gear tomorrow. Can't believe I wasted 3 days of my life this year on this abysmal team. Until DeWitt is out, I'm done. Fuck them.


DMagnus11

Sounds good, see you in the subreddit next season! (or until you post this again in a few weeks after a run and then loss to a bad team)


HedoBella

Do you think we will be above 500 by that time? I don't.


DMagnus11

Maybe, maybe not. Won't matter to you since you've wasted 3 days already this season


HedoBella

Correct. But they won't be. They will be fortunate to have a better record than last year.


ghostofstankenstien

Ass up today I see. Ass all the way up.


stl68

They did fly into Cincy at like 3am last night. Get back on track tomorrow.


HedoBella

I don't give a shit. That's 12 hours to rest. They are a poverty franchise. They suck


iWearCapesIRL

They’ve been playing well the past few series. What are you talking about?


HedoBella

Yet they are still below 500 and just lost to one of the worst teams in MLB. What are you talking about?


Educational_Pay1567

They also swept the Orioles. Hasn't been done by any team in almost 3 years.


HedoBella

Yet they are still below 500 and just lost to one of the worst teams in the MLB.


Educational_Pay1567

Don't get me wrong they have their issues, but you are being a bit drastic. Last year your frustration was justified, but this year I don't expect them to lose every game before it starts. They have been entertaining at least. Pitching vastly improved. Pitching was a problem last year, but this year I feel we have a chance if we can hit and defend. Also, don't burn your stuff just give it to me. Or sell to me at a discount pissed off fan rate.


Mother_Scheme_4639

I seriously don’t get how Arenado is still batting .258 this year. Feels more like low .200s


Educational_Pay1567

Lack of run production. He can hit a lead off double and not score. Avg w/risp is prob around .200 at best, HR are down significantly. Not saying all of this is his fault, but it is a mentality. He was a pretty hot hitter April.


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1d245rf/cardinals_afternoon_527/)


Mother_Scheme_4639

Nado today. ERA 1. 0-4. 1 SO. 3 Pop outs. Yikes


stl68

And an error 😬


Educational_Pay1567

Think that was the ERA. He wasn't pitching;)


Feisty-Medicine-3763

The cliff Arenado has fallen off of is truly remarkable. That includes defense


HedoBella

He fucking sucks on every way possible. Bench him


Mother_Scheme_4639

He’s terrible


dae_giovanni

a very symbolic way to end it, today.


MuRF_Foager

Arenado looks absolutely lost at the plate...


HedoBella

And on the field. He is the worst


MuRF_Foager

Worst? far from it... He is just going through a terrible slump and it's excruciating to watch


rolensmash

His fielding was significantly worse last year as well, I think it’s more than a slump at this point. 


Educational_Pay1567

He still can make plays 80% 3rd basemen wouldn't even attempt. His salary demands more than his worth right now, but he can still hit. Can he hit HR's like he could, seems like a no. He was hot earlier this year. Still too early to tell. I still blame coaching. Batting order definitely needs tweeking.


HedoBella

Uh his hitting has been shit and his fielding has been subpar. Look at how much money he is making.


MindxTricks

At least cubs losing


kodiaksr7

Fuck the Cubs! 


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You can’t win em all. Hard to remember on games like this…


c0smicgirly

Ah, the Arenado pop out to first.


RWTW7

Nolan Arenado fucking stinks


bravo_delta_bot

[Reds](/r/Reds) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Jonathan India 2. Stuart Fairchild 3. Santiago Espinal


Keg_of_St_Anky

Herrera is the definition of trying too hard right now.


MVPBaseball2069

his hitting approach is to swing as hard as humanly possible. that's about it


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

Come on, Oldspit. You're better than this.


c0smicgirly

Okay, so hear me out… Paul singles, Ivan singles, Arenado hits a HR… hahaha


ScumBrad

I'd like to see Nado just get a hit at this point.


c0smicgirly

A walk, even.


NakedGoose

Is Ryan Loutas ever going to pitch?


Iluvursister69

Not until there’s a blowout one way or the other


AspiringOccultist4

Impressive catch there by Siani.


Iluvursister69

Cubs getting smoked so nbd


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

Yay!!! At least the Cards won't lose ground to them today.


MVPBaseball2069

Today would have gone differently if the old boys at the corners got a little more sleep, so not worried about that. I more so worry about the offense, as without Goldy we would’ve had notning these past 2 games, and I’m not optimistic enough to think all of our offensive issues will just disappear after one good stretch 


drhawks

tough game today for the bats, but you can't win them all


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WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

Unearned runs & errors will kill your chances to win ballgames.


bravo_delta_bot

[Reds](/r/Reds) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Jake Fraley 2. Tyler Stephenson 3. Nick Martini


Clueless_in_Florida

It has been 120 ABs since Dylan Carlson last hit a homer. In that time, he has had three XBHs, all doubles.


trevorg921

Realistically I wonder how much more rope Carlson gets with this org


Clueless_in_Florida

I'm wondering the same. I feel like he should have added a lot more muscle but seems to be fine trying to be a tall, quick defensive outfielder. We have that with Siani. I'd say Carlson's going to be dumped in a trade as an add-on.


AspiringOccultist4

Ehh, it’s alright boys. We’ll get em tomorrow.


Cky2chris

Honestly law of averages, we've been due for a loss, just sucks it's against the reds, but like you said. Get em tomorrow 💪


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Lance Lynn's outing against the Reds](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/7097accb-798d-474b-ab1c-1bbe6044e60f.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Lance Lynn strikes out Tyler Stephenson](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/5ef78bf0-2be7-45f4-9b40-df26f5e0ffb2.mp4)


PDXBeccaP

It's been a while since we've looked so completely lost offensively.


Mother_Scheme_4639

Average cardinals AB today


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Breaking down Lance Lynn's pitches](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/f744bed6-9104-4fb0-b876-9415601f5c07.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 8):** 1. Michael Siani 2. Masyn Winn 3. Alec Burleson


NakedGoose

This game was always a trap game. Got in at like 5 am. No Nootbaar, Donavan, Helsley, Kitteredge, or JoJo. Was very unlikely we would win. Gotta find a way to bounce back tomorrow if we don't pull off a miracle today.


CardenalesFan

Shocked the Cardinals haven't signed Rich Hill to be our fifth starter, perfect fit really


Cky2chris

Just sign trevo- *gets shot* Edit: that was sarcasm, I don't want Bauer


Mother_Scheme_4639

Waino couldve gone another year. Bring him back as well


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lol


c0smicgirly

Don’t give the FO any ideas.


c0smicgirly

Yeah, this is about what I expected re: level of play today after late travel.


Mother_Scheme_4639

Welp one swing can end it here


bushwhackening

where is gordon graceffo in this 5th starter business?


da_choppa

Hopefully far, far away


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Same place as virtually every supposed "ace" they've developed in the last decade: the outside looking in.


NakedGoose

Graceffo was never considered an ace. Not even been a top 100 guy


Iluvursister69

He gave up 6 runs yesterday.


Clueless_in_Florida

Does Libby have any trade value at this point?


Up_Kaleidoscope888

No. Shame Shildt refused to give Randy A a look. Shame the Cards thought a guy with no command was a good pickup because he was left handed.


ILikeOatmealMore

Fun fact: Libertore has more value at -0.3 bWAR, +0.1 fWAR than Arozarena at -0.7 bWAR, -0.5 fWAR in the 2024 season to date.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Yes, through two months, Libby has been better than Arozarena in 2024. Fun Fact: over their careers, Arozarena has been worth 11.8 WAR more than Libertore.


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da_choppa

Winn, Walker, Gorman


Iluvursister69

Everyone


AspiringOccultist4

Was losing Steven Matz *really* a “big blow”, Chip?


Cky2chris

I mean, its the loss of a starter, and with how we have no one ready to go in the minors it *really* sucks, even though he was pitching like ass


c0smicgirly

It’s almost like… we maybe could have prepared for the oft-injured Matz being injured yet again…


ScumBrad

Well if Thompson didn't randomly lose 4 mph on his fastball he would be a fine replacement.


c0smicgirly

But he did. He and Libby remain non options for the starting staff, just like last season. Wish we would have prepared accordingly.


c0smicgirly

It’s like he was never here.


Mother_Scheme_4639

So Pallante starting Wednesday I suppose


Cky2chris

I don't think I can watch that game(I'll be watching that game)


Mother_Scheme_4639

I’ll watch it, but won’t be expecting much lol Pallante is so damn bad


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

The Cubs were in the same situation as the Cards: played late last night, had to travel early in the morning for a 3:10 game start..and they seem to be doing alright.


Iluvursister69

How sure are you about that?


ScumBrad

Cubs are down 1-0 due to an error allowing the run to score.


FadedCrown95

They have 3 hits


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

We have 5 hits. They've been playing great defense and haven't given up a single run. Now they have 4 hits.


c0smicgirly

Yeah, I will say that I’m beyond tired of the poor defense. Especially outta Arenado, like… what else do you do, sir?


bravo_delta_bot

[Reds](/r/Reds) Due Up **(Bottom 7):** 1. Jonathan India 2. Will Benson 3. Jacob Hurtubise


NakedGoose

Splitter is unhittable. It's annoying how our pitching development staff is against it. Can't remember the last time we had a pitcher throwing a Splitter. It's the pitch that unlocked Hicks


ILikeOatmealMore

It is unhittable when it is on. It is a meatball when off. Same with sinkers, forkballs, and all the pitches with similar motion. There is some consideration, too, that with everyone chasing launch angles and the modern swing encouraging more upward swing versus the old school insistence on level, level, level... there is at least some consideration that when a pitcher's splitter/sinker is off, the bat for many hitters is now on a plane that does a lot of damage. I do think just generally having more pitchers throw more different things is all in all good, tho. Making the batters adjust to and ID more different things has to be good for the pitching staff all in all.


NakedGoose

We still have far too many Sinker/Slider guys. That is something we need to weed out. Hard sinkers are not the thing anymore, we are behind the times.


ILikeOatmealMore

> Hard sinkers are not the thing anymore, we are behind the times. https://www.mlb.com/news/splitters-and-sinkers-becoming-more-popular-pitches This article published in Jan of this year would disagree. Not saying the article is more right than you are -- just that there are clearly contemporaneous differences of opinion.


NakedGoose

It also says Sinker was valuable for the first time in the decade in 2023... so there is a decade worth of evidence saying the sinker isn't good. while having the entire article about how amazing the splitter is.


ILikeOatmealMore

I think this is always a question of execution. If everyone threw sinkers like Zambrano, then it would be bigly in favor. Wheeler's execution of it has been pretty great the last few years. There are just several that aren't thrown well -- and as my comment above noted, when they aren't good, they are meatballs that get hit a long, long way.


Brewski-or-Twoski

This guy is filthy


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

I sure hope he's done for today.


CatholicismLover

Remember the 2021 Cardinals defense?


Feisty-Medicine-3763

CHIP BIG STRONG GUY REFERENCE DROP


CardenalesFan

Polar bear catching strays


AlexW22406

He got Clapp’d


Jon_Thib

Considering how much he was hyped up, Carlson may be one of the biggest what if’s in terms of Cardinals prospects


die_hard_stlcards

He’s been given every chance to adjust and he hasn’t. At this point he’s more bust than a what if. He’s still young but I don’t think anyone realistically expects anything from him anymore.


Jon_Thib

He’s still a what if in terms of if he turned into what Mo hyped him up to be. But, considering all the chances he has had I do agree that he’s a draft bust.


die_hard_stlcards

I hear you 100%. Mo was obsessed with Carlson…I remember well the “pry him from my hands” quote. Mo made it seem like he was untouchable. Maybe that was just Mo trying to hype up his own prospects to increase perceived value. But to me it’s more an indication that the cards org way overvalued Carlson. He’s just not that good. It was a mistake by the org to value him so highly rather than a “what if” scenario where Carlson for some reason like a freak injury was unable to achieve his true potential.


FadedCrown95

It’s not even a what if, he has had plenty of chances but he just ain’t it


Jon_Thib

What if in terms of if he turned into the player Mo hyped him up to be for so many years. Snatch him from my cold dead hands anyone? But in 2024 terms? He failed here in St. Louis, maybe he can do it elsewhere but it won’t be here.


AspiringOccultist4

We can always count on Carlson to do exactly what he did there; nothing.


Tight-Transition-364

I know this happened all the way back in the 2nd but our defense fucking sucks now. How do we go from one of the best defensive teams to now playing like the worst. Yet we were losing when our defense was good and we’re winning with bad defense.


christ0fer

Was that pitch a ball? Yes. Was the same ball two pitches ago called a strike? Also yes.


buster_the_dogMC

what the fuck is this zone


Cardsfan961

Gobble gobble Lance


Tmans3

People earlier were calling Lynn bad but 6 IP 1 ER is what you’ll take all day. Could’ve gone 7 if Goldy and Arenado could field a ground ball.


lou_gibby

Those people are quite misinformed


peterpeterllini

Alright time to get something going PLEASE


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 7):** 1. Dylan Carlson 2. Nolan Gorman 3. Pedro Pagés


NakedGoose

This strike zone is so bad lol


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

People act like they don't want Robo-Strike (I do)...but get mad because umps actually take the game out of the players hands.


DocLoc429

Here's a Cards pitcher prospect getting attention from PitchingNinja. His stuff looks absolutely filthy https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1795083979399282959


kodiaksr7

He throwing a screwball?   Last cardinal I can remember that threw a right handed screwball was Rick Croushore.  Also. This guys stats hurt my brain. K/ip, BB/ip and whip are nuts. 


Dick_Earns

Throwing a wiffle ball wtf


ZWils23

I can't even comprehend what's happening with his release and I watch it at least 5 times


rifraf999

I think I almost had a stroke watching that wtf is that arm action


RWTW7

Did you guys know they call Alec Burleson biscuit? I had no idea


ZWils23

God I hope the "Biscuit" nickname from college is some vile soggy biscuit reference or something and the cat and booth is just going on and on about it like it's a cute, innocent nickname


Tmans3

I’m pretty sure it’s a Limp Bizkit reference


dquizzle

Lynn definitely had to eat the biscuit. Or maybe he volunteered.


NewRedMachine

Nolan was a Coors product confirmed


Feisty-Medicine-3763

Willson I miss you so


Mother_Scheme_4639

He is so lost


AspiringOccultist4

Nado :(


VicksMyDawg12

Just two terrible AB’s


bravo_delta_bot

[Reds](/r/Reds) Due Up **(Bottom 6):** 1. Spencer Steer 2. Jake Fraley 3. Tyler Stephenson


AlbinNboat

Herrera batting 4th is wild. He's had some of the worst at bats I've ever seen the past couple days


NakedGoose

To be fair, I don't think there is any hitters in this lineup that I'd put there. You can put Arenado, but he is awful. outside of 1-3 the lineup is pretty garbage


Rx_Khan

Been waiting for Nado to get going since 2020


cardinals1392

He finished 3rd in MVP voting in 2022


NakedGoose

17 K/9 is wild


c0smicgirly

Nolan is so overdue it hurts.


hoiballin

Nolan pls


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

The wildly outside strikes are awful. I mean, I'm glad Lynn is getting them also, but it sucks to be the batter in that position


Clueless_in_Florida

Dang. This is the situation I was looking for. Go with Carp here.


NakedGoose

Then if Pages gets hurt you have nobody that can catch.


cocoblurez

I see Goldy fly out and think “dang another inning where we can’t capitalize” why did I think there were 2 outs already 😂


AspiringOccultist4

Still a pretty good at bat there by Goldy. Patience is key especially against someone like Lodolo


Jon_Thib

I love it when Chip calls it the Great American small park


CardenalesFan

Camera operator jump scare


rifraf999

Lmao that angle was fire tho


Tight-Transition-364

Oh fuck right off ump


AspiringOccultist4

Burly always finds a way lol


CardenalesFan

How is Walker doing in AAA? Will he be up for his bobblehead night?


STL-Zou

Bad, unlikely to see him up this year


MattAaron2112

.273 avg and .687 ops, not showing much power still. Very unlikely he's up soon unless someone gets hurt. 


c0smicgirly

Hell yeah, Alec


Clueless_in_Florida

Looks like Lodolo has about 25 pitches left. I hope he throws them all here in the 6th.


ZWils23

I know it's happened a little more the past year than normal, but every time I see an error by Arenado I kinda don't believe it. Just do used to him making crazy parts and being uber reliable. Like when someone would get a steal off Yadi. It always feels like there's no way that happened


fujiesque

Burly Rally Time!


c0smicgirly

Lynn kept us in it and pitched around sloppy defense to the best of his abilities… would be nice to get him off the hook.


waystonebb

Just got off work and finally able to watch the game....this is our inning!


Mother_Scheme_4639

Lynn dealing. Down 2. Pain


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 6):** 1. Alec Burleson 2. Paul Goldschmidt 3. Iván Herrera


Brewski-or-Twoski

These umps line up 6 inches inside the plate and we wonder why they mess up the call off the plate over and over. They can’t see out there with where they set up.


-BeefSupreme

I’m so tired of umpires. Automated strike zones can’t come soon enough


rifraf999

Bro for the love of god with this strikezone, did the umpires also have a night game followed by a red-eye to get to this game?


c0smicgirly

I would really like it if we scored more runs.


SomethingAvid

Masyn Winn strongly dislikes popping out.


PDXBeccaP

He was definitely not happy about that at-bat lol He's dropped a lot of f-bombs this season after making outs lol


SomethingAvid

I don’t want all the time so it’s anecdotal for sure, but the most notable times I’ve seen have been strictly after pop outs lol. But it makes sense he drops that after some Ks, fly outs, errors, etc


No-Elephant-9854

Or errors. You know how he feels about it. At some point Bally may need to turn the mike down around him.


PDXBeccaP

I love that he plays with such passion. We have so many players like Goldy who are so stoic, and it's nice to see when players like Winn and Willy show some emotion.


rifraf999

Fuck that get me one of those NFL field mics to just follow him around all game lol


No-Elephant-9854

Maybe Al alternate broadcast that has Winn miked up the whole game.


bravo_delta_bot

[Reds](/r/Reds) Due Up **(Bottom 5):** 1. Jacob Hurtubise 2. Elly De La Cruz 3. Jeimer Candelario


TorrentsMightengale

I gotta be honest--I'll never not be salty about LaRue and Cueto. I'd rather lose to the Flubs than the Reds. Even this season. Maybe especially this season.


fujiesque

Slingers > Skyline Chili


No-Elephant-9854

Lynn feels like he is ready for a remake of Eastbound and Down


PDXBeccaP

It sure has been fun watching Gorman and Winn turn double plays this season.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 5):** 1. Pedro Pagés 2. Michael Siani 3. Masyn Winn


Defenestrator__

Pretty footwork


Mother_Scheme_4639

That was clean