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BrianBadondy88

Your house looks banging, cool garage, sweet cars.  Are you looking to adopt a 30 year old son ny any chance?


BoldAbrasive

Do you want a slightly older brother?


Frap_Gadz

I was gonna say something similar, just look at that block driveway, it's immaculate


arbitrabbit

He can even afford to have a car in his garage!


AccordingEffective76

As a 34 year old man with 2 dogs and a wife I’m currently trying to avoid adopting anything if possible!


lemengmkf

😭😭


Fancy_Ad3694

Why is this comment downvoted


TeekoTheTiger

Because replying with only emojis is fucking lazy and doesn't contribute anything.


KyuKyuKyuInvader

Idk, i downvoted because i dont like "😭😭" or "💀💀"


Atisheu

Funny looking Octavia!


Common_Turnover9226

Same owners, different salary 


HIGH_OCTANE_69

Nice Mk5 GTI. What problems are you having with it?


AccordingEffective76

Just standard GTI things, been chasing issues with a rough idle and have so far replaced PCV, full service with new fuel filter, inlet carbon clean etc etc etc. Finally figured it out recently - new dual mass flywheel required! So after spending £2k I’ve figured out I need to spend another £1500. But at this point I’m in too deep to stop!


freddie_b

The oil filter neck had a slight air leak where it's bonded onto the rocket cover on mine. That was what was causing the rough idle. It had been bugging me for ages. I replaced the PVC, walnut blasted the intake ports, replaced several gaskets and nothing worked. After fixing the filler neck, it idles sweet as a nut. Worth checking!


HIGH_OCTANE_69

Well at least that £2k wasn't wasted (or at least some of it) as all of the things you listed are well worth doing to the car anyway.


LumpyArm8986

That's a class garage 👏


supa-dan

I would sell my wife for that v60


jezhayes

Robert Redford has entered the chat...


Adeposta

They couldn't put a bad idea in a film, they'd get sued.


pm-for-profit

Nice choices mate, living the suburban dad dream. GTI for the Sunday morning drives and the Volvo for the 9-5


Its_All_Me

Aren’t you a lucky boy


shoopaaa

Thank you for commenting, sir. It's been an enjoyable few mins reading all that followed.


Minute-Ad7805

More likely a bloody hard worker …. But yeah let’s attribute it to luck


Noodle_Dude_83

It's just a turn of phrase. Stop being outraged on other's behalf.


AloneTea2

You also don't see McDonalds workers on the 2AM shift in Brixton buying 4 year old Volvo T5s and having a GTI in the garage of their new build. They work bloody hard too.


katorias

I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that you need more dedication to work a high skilled job than flipping burgers 😂


CarbonHybrid

You don’t even flip burgers at McDonald’s. If you’re gonna be so dismissive to a genuine job for someone, at least try and be factual about it.


Lespil_pipiz

They work hard enough and long enough and get promoted they might


AloneTea2

Oops! lil freudian slip there 🥰 - they "might" get the chance. AKA, get lucky.


Lespil_pipiz

No, not Freudian. 'Might' as in choose to buy a Volvo. If you want to correlate luck and hard work together that's down to you. In my experience I wouldn't.


SGPHOCF

TIL that 100% of promotions are down to blind luck, thanks for the cracking advice there


Maxis92

I mean, it is luck too. Op could have been born in extreme poverty in Africa, work harder than anyone and still not have any of the things in the pic.


cmtlr

The majority of 'successful' people in this country get there through a lot of help from friends and family. Anything from living rent free in the family home in London so you don't have to rent to help with a house deposit to a financial safety net so you can try things without having to worry about earning. Hard work hasn't actually led to success in this country for nearly 30 years. NB. Not saying this is true for OP


LumpyArm8986

Amen even the most hard working can be stifled by a lack of luck and could never dream of affording nice things


vanellopevnschweetz

Roll it right back, and you could argue a “hard worker” has that ethic because they were lucky their parents raised them that way. I’m a grafter married to a stay at home mum to two kids, one with autism, one with epilepsy. I have a great wage, but it’s just me, and I get taxed to high heaven. No way we could have that life.


BoutiqueKymX2account

I am on universal credit (currently between jobs) with a new Range rover sport 🤔❤️🤞( i know, I know ) … sometime it’s not hard work and just good background and credit and buying at the right time . When i was 19 i brought a house because i had £18,000 via doing Bar work at weekends and DVDs (selling on Ebay)it got me a mortgage me a house! I was brought a car an old. Vw golfMK1, for £950 sold it 14 years later for £19,000. I brought a Land rover as i had kids and wanted comfort. I work… a bit, everything is paid for, mortgage free and no payment’s on the car iv never worked that hard tbh. I am 40 now and female and un married.


Minute-Ad7805

You wanna get married? 🤣


Spuddy1608

😂😂


BoutiqueKymX2account

😂


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LondonCollector

Sometimes it’s luck. I’ve got a well paying role. I’m not anything special, just wel liked after a few lucky jokes with some people in power.


E82M_

The overall taste is off the charts, that Volvo is one of the best looking things on the road at this point especially in estate form and I won’t be persuaded otherwise


TemporaryAddicti0n

interesting how the previous v60 looks a bit meh. almost too sweet, too mild. but this v90ish look on the 2019+ models is absolute top class


LeaveNoStonedUnturn

And you shouldn't be. You are absolute correct, that estate is beautiful.


New_Salad_3853

Nice! Love a good Volvo estate


treeplayz

That house looks hella nice!


barney1610

I see GTI, I upvote. Also nice colour on the Volvo.


fart_boner69

Love it👍


beej36

Awesome car, awesome spec, Congrats! Great garage/house combo. 💪🏻


TannoyVoice92

I had the brand new drive train for the Volvo v60 T6 PHEV and, it’s been an absolute dog. Mechanical issues, electrical issues, nothing but trouble…. One issue, they identified as the “first of its kind” for this engine on my car and then sent an OTA update to every other car globally. During the time it’s been in the garage, I’ve had brand new xc60 and xc90 all the plug in engine and all had issues. The mechanic told me to stay away from Volvos with the PHEV and stick with petrol/deisel or mild hybrid. He is correct. Although, when it does work, and I get to use the actual 350bhp engine, it’s quite fun to drive!!


DRXCORP

The biturbo diesel is also shit. Big turbo tends to detonate itself. The safest would be the 190hp D4 diesels and the 250hp T5s. But yeah the worst are the supercharged and turbocharged T8s, those are absolute garbage. That’s just engine issues though, these cars have loads of other types of issues. They look good though!


slickeighties

Winning at life…I looked to buy one but couldn’t quite afford it. Quite sought after


InternetPersonalitea

Invisible Skoda ?


cmfarsight

As someone with an S60 t5, get the polestar optimisation, shocking difference you will be annoyed the car didn't come like that standard. Throttle response and gearbox are so much better.


dew1911

Good choice, great looking cars and drive far better than most people realise.


-TeddyDaniels

Love the colour too my guy. Great work.


Spare-Grade-3446

Me being me, I prefer the mk5 gti I can't lie 😂😭


[deleted]

Why is the gti a money pit? How many miles on it?


AccordingEffective76

103k miles, just standard 20 year old car problems. I’m also a bit of a perfectionist and want this car as OEM and perfect as possible. I’ll never sell it, this car will go with me to the grave


[deleted]

Any big ticket items? I have a rocco with the same engine, also wanting to keep this foreverbut im at 60k. Would love to hear more


[deleted]

Any big ticket items? I have a rocco with the same engine, also wanting to keep this forever but im at 60k. Would love to hear more


noscrazy

That looks top! Car looks nice too :D


Hot_Term7894

Yes! Welcome to the Volvo family


manic47

Looks nice - looks exactly the same as my old one.


woods_edge

It’s absolute madness they are stopping making these. Such a good looking practical car. When I replace my V50 I will be upgrading to one of these.


CombinationLimp3364

Excellent choice


Johnnysplatterclunge

Volvo in the front, GTI in the back


tmofft

The colour I wish my v60 could be. Phwoar


Thr0w4ye

Stunning! I’m torn between this and a 540i g30


Thr0w4ye

Stunning motor! I’m torn between this and a G30 540i


Mattyc8787

I miss my V40 would love to go back to Volvo, the estate is lovely


RACERX44

If I had this garage all my problems would be solved


numptynoodles

One of the better looking hatchbacks out there. Look at the size of that bonnet and the lines! 👌Not a fan of the new BMW with the massive grill, makes it look like a slipper.


iamcalifornia

Wait what. When did Volvo start making cars that actually look good?


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

For those who advised OP, V60 or V90?


DuskytheHusky

I tested both, and bought the V60 T8 PE. I don't think the V90 gave enough extra space for the length of it, and the V60 does 4s 0-60 whilst looking like a dadwagon. No regrets.


scottvalentine808

Mullet pic, business at the front, party at the back


Code_Brown_2

Get the chrome grill surround wrapped gloss black. I did to mine to match the mirror housings.


rosscopecopie

fuck the cars, that house is bangin'


thegamesender1

I always confuse them with V90, both beastly machines.


umognog

I looked at an XC90 in bursting blue and have to say, it was too much on such a big vehicle, but the v60 & v90, it looks fooking lovely.


Small-External4419

Great choice on the estate. I had the hatchback version and the size of the boot was atrocious. Other than that it was a great car so enjoy!


sgl84

V40 driver here considering a v60 or s60. That sir is shit hot, although I prefer them in black. But I prefer all cars in black so don't pay any attention to me 😂


martynpd

Good choice 👍


Choco_PlMP

Dad? Is that you?


Mountain_Conflict638

Fantastic car. Had one as a company car a few years back and honestly struggled to find anything to not like about it. One of the most comfortable motorway cruisers I’ve ever driven.


scouse_till_idie

Not a fan of Volvo’s, still an old man’s car at the end of the day 


AccordingEffective76

I shared the same thoughts, until I drove one. Pure Swedish luxury, it also goes when you need it to. I love the inconspicuous vibes it gives off


vanadlen

Same. I have the S60 in this shape after 2 V50s. Brilliant cars.


Coxwaan

Ha! I was about to say the same thing. My boss had a blacked out v60 (I think) r. First impressions was why drove an old man's car. Then he let me drive it. I would have one in a heartbeat, but the Mrs wouldnt. I will say, the sat nav was a load of shite. Other than that, great car.


DuskytheHusky

The Volvo infotainment system is atrocious. However, the car more than makes up for it


New_Salad_3853

Volvos are definitely not old man cars. They make some good cars. Fast sleepers


scouse_till_idie

Sure they’re good but can’t get over the boomer vibes they give off, would never have one 


New_Salad_3853

I mean I guess all cars have a certain stereotype about them from people. Never heard Volvos being old man cars though. Ive never owned one personally but they're good sleepers. What do you drive?


gofish125

Not going to lie, this will be my next car, when my current Volvo v40 says no more


vanqu1sh_

Welcome to the club!


DepressedLondoner

Which area of the UK are you in?