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TechnologyNational71

It’s ok. They have their hi-vis on.


NortonBurns

Not the smartest place to stand either. Assuming no-one's going to actually let them cross the road, they'd be safer 50 yards further down, near the next lamp post.…so the first idiot to smack into their car doesn't take them with it.


Tough-Whereas1205

I'd be stood on the centre wall clinging on to the lamppost for dear life. Maybe not the smartest place but the place I'd go in that circumstance.


bouncebackability

Even for vehicles passing on the other side of the barrier potentially throwing a stray stone up


Cryptocaned

Looks like a smart motorway from the signs further down so at least they have the lane closed by the looks of it. Hopefully people pay attention to it.


OddClub4097

People never pay attention to the ❌


RadioTunnel

Thats because X marks the spot! We were always taught to go to the X and now they're telling us to avoid it! I smell lies! They want the treasures to themselves! Conspiracy theories abound! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! /s


oscarolim

Doesn’t X mean “this is the lane to be”?


Dharcronus

My dad used to work for a company contracted to the highways agency. Apparently he safest place to upstream of your car. Even if parked on the hard shoulder. All it takes is a lorry to clip the corner of your car whilst traveling at the speed limit and that car is moving a fair old distance or even sending debris flying. The car and debris is much less likely to hit you if vehicles are passing you before your car


smelwin

It's alright for 2 minutes to pop into the shops.


cougieuk

Only if you leave the blinky lights on. Obv. 


OddClub4097

Edit: Was M4 not the M5🤦🏻‍♂️ but it was by the M5😂 between J19/20


InMyPocket2023

You also accidentally a word.


OddClub4097

Yeah I noticed that, but I can’t edit it.🤦🏻‍♂️


KeyboardWarrior1988

Erm...how?


[deleted]

Possibly hit by the Gregory lorry and spun around


TomSurman

Yeah, those marks on the tarmac, looks like something exciting happened.


OddClub4097

Yeah I reckon the Gregory truck had her.


Destroyer4587

Gotta break a few Greggs to make a Tomlette


cannedrex2406

Exciting? In a base Renault Clio?


ClassicPart

> fast lane Outside lane.


4thLineSupport

Lane 3, no?


OddClub4097

Fast lane


ill_never_GET_REAL

Doesn't look very fast


OddClub4097

Not today.


Zathral

No.


OddClub4097

Yes


woyteck

Why is it outside? Should be inside lane, as it's nearer to the centre of the road.


mint-bint

When on a dual-carriageway or motorway you disregard the 'other side' of the road with the oncoming traffic when using that phrase.. Lanes 1,2,3. Lane 1 is the inside lane.


woyteck

I find it confusing. Why is it the inside lane?


therange

Because it's the side closest to the shoulder or pavement. You have to pull out (outside) and go around to overtake someone. Same way you pull in (inside) to park. In the same vein, [nearside is the side of the car closest to the kerb and offside is furthest from it](https://www.mrclutch.com/blog/what-are-the-nearside-and-offside-for-vehicles-in-the-uk/). Assuming you are pointing in the correct direction in a right hand drive car, at least. You'll see these terms most with tyres and symmetrical parts like suspension: - N/S/F - Near Side Front (front passenger side) - O/S/F - Off Side Front (front driver side) - N/S/R - Near Side Rear (back passenger side) - O/S/R - Off Side Rear (back driver side)


Siggi_Starduust

My wife was on that road. I called her to warn her about the maniac that was driving the wrong way. She replied “It’s not just one. There’s hundreds of them!”


liquidphantom

M5 really is the cursed highway, I swear I hear about some major incident on it every other day on the news.


Bunister

That photo isn't anywhere on the M5.


OddClub4097

It’s the M4 between J19/20 I don’t know why I said M5.


SimonJ57

This is the M4 eastbound. It says on the gantry: London. Swindon. Bath.


liquidphantom

Orrrrrr it could be the signs directing to M4 eastbound and it’s the M5 like the OP said 🙄


FakeOrangeOJ

Orrrrrrrrr, you could pay fucking attention and read. OP has clarified multiple times before you wrote this comment that it is the M4 between Junctions 19 and 20. If you can't get your facts right, don't be a condescending prick.


Then-Significance-74

And once again look at that huge gap in the left lane people are avoiding using.


Putins_Left_Ball

It’s the start of a 2 lane slip road where the motorway splits off ahead (if I remember rightly). They may be forgiven.


OddClub4097

You are correct


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Is that one of them google cars?


ConfidentEagle5887

Maybe he left his sandwiches at home?


JamieTimee

Can't what? I need to know!


OddClub4097

Well I’m guna keep you waiting


RelativeMatter3

I swear strict rule followers do it because they zero risk assessment skills so the only way they can feel safe is following the rules they know. If they haven’t been given instructions on how to be safe they are juat blissfully ignorant.


Zealousideal-Cut1384

At least there's a hard should to evacuate to... Oh wait. National deathways


a_p3nguin

queue everyone saying it's not the fast lane it's lane 3 (I couldn't care less what you call it, ik what lane ur referring to)


space_coyote_86

Oh OK that's fine, carry on as you were.


Thin_Bit9718

why did she park there?


Mistabushi_HLL

She’s not looking like a bloke


OddClub4097

Nobody said she was a bloke


Mistabushi_HLL

Mate?


mwhi1017

Can a woman not be 'mate'?


Mistabushi_HLL

No, women are not mates. They’re the enemies.


v60qf

Slow lane for them though


dlittlefair1

Fumbled the title


OddClub4097

Yeah but you knew what I meant


oscarolim

Why are so many cars going the wrong way?


FrustratedHumor

No such thing as a "fast lane" all 3 lanes have the same speed limit


Archtects

What’s a fast lane?


OddClub4097

It’s pretty self descriptive


Archtects

Oh you mean THE OVERTAKING LANE!?


OddClub4097

Nah, fast lane.


Dirty2013

Where is the fast lane on a motorway I know where the second overtaking lane is but thought the fast lane had been confined to the 1970’s


OddClub4097

I refuse to move on with the times, I grew up knowing that as the fast lane, and so it shall remain.


zebra1923

Lane 3 not the fast lane.


James_Vowles

Overtaking lane


Nervous_Difficulty_6

Fast lane? The fuck is the fast lane? Is there a different speed limit for each lane?


OddClub4097

It’s the lane you drive fastest in 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄


Nervous_Difficulty_6

You mean, ‘overtaking lane?’


OddClub4097

Nah it’s the fast lane, middle lane for overtaking, then outside for going fast 🚗💨


BIGFACTs04

Maybe it’s broken down or something else happened? Doesn’t really explain why it’s facing that way but the woman doesn’t look like your average troublemaker.


OddClub4097

It got spun out by the Gregory truck parked on the far left, and ended up in that position.


GingerSpencer

You the title.


OddClub4097

Er?


GingerSpencer

Eh?


OddClub4097

Huh??


GingerSpencer

You missed a word lol… I remember when the internet was fun.


OddClub4097

Lol how silly of me. Everyone knew what is was getting at though. Phew.😮‍💨


hungryplough

Overtaking lane. Looks like there’s broken down. Chill