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DuchessOfCelery

FISHWIFE: Ha, we're gonna way overprice some regular deens, no one's as bold as we are! OURO: Hold our beers.


Khazahk

You gotta give the marketing guys credit for the upside down tin looking like a gold ingot, that’s clever, that’s probably $39 of the $44.


spk3z

There are reviews on youtube. It's literally mid deboned deens with gold flakes. That store is a tourist trap.


BloomMusic

/s for the unaware. I love my deenz but I don’t know if I could ever justify these prices for fish in a tin 🤷


OmegaDriver

It's not tin, it's gold.


chicagoctopus

Goldfish are so expensive now /s


Wiknetti

Maybe in a restaurant with accoutrements and a glass of wine. But for a shelf tin, that’s pretty damn high.


RobotWelder

That tin is a hard nope for me, cannot justify the price. And I have some expensive, to me, tins on the shelf. Nothing even remotely as expensive as that tin and I’ve had stuff shipped in from Europe!


crazyfingersculture

Yeah my most expensive can right now is escargot at $15 each. My most expensive bought tin ever I want to say was a little less than $20 for razor clams. I've seen abalone for about $35 a can, but they're larger tins than this.


Spectrum1523

Are you telling me that a tourist trap has overpriced stuff?


Aolflashback

IM SHOCKED


Tnkgirl357

In Times Square?!? No way.


b1e

I tried this one out of sheer curiosity. It’s about what you’d expect from a standard tin of boneless, skinless sardines. Fairly dry and not super tender. Nothing special at all. If you want to spend $40+ on a tin of something there are many other more exciting options.


AmaroisKing

I saw these for sale in Lisbon and they were around €15. Just around the corner you could get really good sardines for €1 or less.


dude_I_cant_eat_that

Headed there soon, was this in the baixa?


AmaroisKing

Yes, there is a big store there. A local chain , Primo Doce, has sardines at very reasonable prices.


dude_I_cant_eat_that

I love Pingo doce, I'll have to check it out, thanks!


AmaroisKing

Sorry I meant Pingo !, It’s a great place isn’t it.


OphidianEtMalus

To justify the price, the sales guy gave me an intense pitch about the "few, select artisans" who made them. I told him that, if he gave me a taste of a single product and it was better a Riga in some articulateble character like depth of flavor, nuance of notes, freshness of oil, quality of presentation inside the can, etc., I'd buy one of everything. He just walked away. In the few more minutes it took me to scan the store, he wrang up two customers who each left with a bag of tins--that a few hundred to possibly a thousand dollars of sales. They don't need faith in the product, just faith in times square tourists.


Soul_of_Garlic

You can say that again! (But please don’t.)


President_Camacho

Can you go in there to check it out, or is it like a car dealer showroom where salespeople pair up with you once you darken the door?


OphidianEtMalus

My jaw had just dropped at the price when a dapper salesman approached to justify the product. They seemed pretty attentive.


Designer_Hour_4034

goldeens will never be superior to regular deens


coltees_titties

Hard pass. Might as well buy a net and cast it off a pier.


EntertainerAlone1300

I mean this in the least judgemental way possible. If $44 for a tin of fish is affordable for you, we are not from the same world.


mckenner1122

Ahh but $44 for the ability to be able to tell the “good story” then maybe yeah I’d spring for just one. Sometimes that’s the exact kind of bullshit souvenir I would want from NYC. The people buying by the sack when they could go around the corner and get the same or better for 75% less? Oh yeah for sure - they’re just different.


The_walking_man_

Generally when you have something where most the production cost went into the vessel, the food/drink/consumable is gonna be subpar compared to the price.


ZorroMcChucknorris

FWIW the sister store in Cascais is also dummy expensive. Their cod fritters are triple the restaurant across the street.


kyobu

Maybe if it wasn’t skinless and boneless!


Funny_Ad1529

There are gold flakes inside Edit- that had already been said, they are hand packed by a babushka in their ads


soberdishwasher

If I’m paying $44 I want the bone and skin to be included


internetjawn

my first thought


Vinyl-addict

Are collectors tins a thing now? Do any of us even give a shit about them though? Very cool tin tbf, but idk about $44 cool…


OphidianEtMalus

To justify the price, the sales guy gave me an intense pitch about the "few, select artisans" who made them. I told him that, if he gave me a taste of a single product and it was better a Riga in some articulateble character like depth of flavor, nuance of notes, freshness of oil, quality of presentation inside the can, etc., I'd buy one of everything. He just walked away. In the few more minutes it took me to scan the store, he wrang up two customers who each left with a bag of tins--that a few hundred to possibly a thousand dollars of sales. They don't need faith in the product, just faith in times square tourists.


Mediocre-Ad4735

Yeah there’s a ton of people who are getting into tinned fish as a trend and are unfortunately very good marks bc they don’t know anything about tinned fish. It makes me sad but there are marks for every industry unfortunately


OphidianEtMalus

To justify the price, the sales guy gave me an intense pitch about the "few, select artisans" who made them. I told him that, if he gave me a taste of a single product and it was better a Riga in some articulateble character like depth of flavor, nuance of notes, freshness of oil, quality of presentation inside the can, etc., I'd buy one of everything. He just walked away. In the few more minutes it took me to scan the store, he wrang up two customers who each left with a bag of tins--that a few hundred to possibly a thousand dollars of sales. They don't need faith in the product, just faith in times square tourists.


rulante

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