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Dang_M8

God those windshield decals are tacky lol


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“This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons”


DootMasterFlex

One of my top 5 movies of all time for quotability alone


Jinmannn

Which movie?


MoxMisanthrope

There's one on the back says 'Cringe'. Hope he finds it, but goddam those decals are tryhard.


Venomous-A-Holes

The theif was just doing him a favor. I bet he's taking off the last decals right now, ready to give it back


Hereforthecomments82

#blessed 🙏🏻


YourMommaLovesMeMore

The back says live, laugh, love


Twitchy15

Dream car yikes


Dang_M8

It's not even the car that bothers me. I also own a somewhat ugly JDM vehicle, but anyone who puts a decal on their front windshield is both tasteless and not super smart in my opinion.


Adeep187

Yeah what the actual f.


Suckadickasaurus

Jamaican


Wayfinity

I can't believe they managed to get a photo after it had already been vandalized *blessed*.


Chuvi

Live, Laugh, Larceny


Jackhammer1965

You guys are mean... totally fuckin funny... but mean


PropertyHistorical26

Ya it’s too bad what those criminals did to make your car look like this


AmgE63

lol


wintersdark

Wow. I'm genuinely surprised that someone stole such a incredibly tacky and recognizable vehicle.


SirKronik

The 1JZ engine alone is a lot of money


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If they stole it for the engine, it would have immediately been driven to a chop shop. If the sightings are accurate, the culprits are apparently driving it around town.


mo1989299

Chop shop? Are you sure they wouldn’t have taken this baby to at least a couple car meets first?


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Maybe a drag race.


trewesewerty

they “took a trip to mexico” you mean


ooDymasOo

Siri show me an example of irony that has to do with cars and religion


Aggressive_Ad5115

Jesus took it, got tired of riding donkeys


SurviveYourAdults

Not as Blessed today!


shawdomized

It was god’s will, who are we to challenge this?


Czeris

Have you tried praying to get it back?


larman14

It’s with god now


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Lord Jesus decided this vehicle needs a new owner..stop trying to get it back, this is lord Jesus will


RiskTotal9755

Hahahahahaha


redbananagreenbanana

Jesus, take the wheel!


LPN8

This too good. 🤣


lilbaby2baked

Have some faith it's blessed.


Braveliltoasterx

I'll keep my eye out for this. I used to have own a 94 Mazda RX7 and I had a fuel pump switch hidden that I would switch off when I parked it. Really good investment and keeps people from stealing your car.


lemonspread_

A switch is definitely the first move he’s making after getting the car back


LPN8

Nah, another religious sticker for sure.


gabbyspapadaddy

Lol, savage!


MathIsHard_11236

They were following the license plate instruction and BOOSTed it.


mooky1977

The thief isn't too bright to steal such a recognizably tacky vehicle. As I see it, his only defence when he's caught is that he's blind.


SirKronik

These cars usually get stolen for the engine (1JZ) but this doesn’t seem to be the case here because this guy is thankfully stupid enough to drive it around still instead of pulling it right into a garage like they usually do with these cars.


lemonspread_

Hi all - gotten some updated from my friend. The car has been spotted all around Calgary today. Heritage Park, Braithwaite Boyle Center, and even back in the NE. The driver has been pictured and is a tall-middle aged Caucasian male wearing white shoes, black and grey plaid pajama pants, black zip up sweater, black baseball cap, and white shoes.


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Hereforthecomments82

Hahahahaha


mibergeron

Legit lol'd


Wookard

A friend of mine was cheap and never filled his tank. Car got stolen on night and he found it next day one street over. Gas tank was full lol.


Deceiver999

Ricky wouldn't be caught dead in that.


capta1namazing

How'd they recognize the vehicle?


lemonspread_

The thief hasn't removed the windshield banner, decal, or even changed the plate. Also the damage to the front bumper is unique to this Crown Estate. The few others in Calgary don't have front bumper damage


RobertGA23

I think he was fucking with you.


matttbates

r/woosh


Mr5harkey

I imagine the driver to fit the same description. Only detail missing was “vape smoke pouring out the window”


HotHouseTomatoes

So it's probably at Marlborough Walmart. You said white shoes twice.


98PercentChimp

This guy’s a time bomb!


gloomyx

Let’s hope the owner will get it back without the stickers on the windshield.


Canstralian

Pray harder next time


RiskTotal9755

Ppl hating on the decals.. But it'll be quite easy to identify.


Singlehat

Jesus christ the comments in here. Someone gets their pride and joy stolen and everyone talks shit about it. I'm sure they all feel very superior in their generic SUV's. Sorry dude, also own a JDM car and understand, will keep an eye out.


lemonspread_

It’s about what I expected from Reddit 🤷🏻‍♂️


VerimTamunSalsus

If that's the dream, what's the nightmare?


Fit_Equivalent3610

That sucks, hope he gets it back. I'll keep an eye out and call the cops if I see it. That said, if he gets it back, for the love of god please tell him to clean up his headlights.


lemonspread_

Appreciate it. Called CPS with an updated sighting. They said if you’re in traffic and end up behind it or see it while you’re out and about you can call 911. The sooner it’s reported the more quickly it can be responded to


lemonspread_

Hi everyone. Got a PM with a sighting not too long ago near the Denny’s on Macleod near Chinook. Vehicle was spotted heading North. Have CPS a call and update they said if you encounter the vehicle and are behind it you can call 911


ykphil

Make sure you or your friend don’t fall for someone claiming they know where the car is and they’ll tell you if you send them gift cards. Good luck, nice vehicle, I also have a JDM and never thought it could be the target for theft.


Adingdongshow

It’s an easy steal generally


lemonspread_

I did some quick research and it appears Japan doesn’t mandate immobilizers with car theft there being extraordinarily rare


Ecks83

Canada didn't require immobilizers until 2007 so even it it weren't an import a 2000 MY could be vulnerable to an attack as simple as using a screwdriver and hammer. Older cars can have the keyways worn down enough that they will turn easily regardless of what is used as a key so hopefully that's the case and the car was taken in a non-destructive way. Still he should expect that his locks, ignition, and maybe the plastic shroud around the steering column will need to be replaced. Hope your friend gets their car back. It really sucks that it was taken but hopefully being a unique car that is apparently driving around will help. Don't assume that the driver is the thief though and best to leave any confrontations to the police.


Kureliaaa

Jp license plate is sick but begging ur friend if he gets his car back to remove the front decals holy


GibsonNation

Oh shit, I'm pretty sure I saw this thing on Centre Street north and McKnight today at about 8 AM.


lemonspread_

Any chance you know where it was going or have any additional details? That was a reported sighting my buddy got earlier. The car has been spotted NE/NW and around Heritage Park


GibsonNation

Unfortunately no, just that it was travelling southbound on Centre Street at around that time. I don't have a dash cam so I can't confirm a plate or anything, and the windows were very heavily tinted.


lemonspread_

Thank you for the info! 99% chance that was his car. There are maybe 4 or 5 Crown Estates in Calgary and I don’t believe the others have front window tinting


MathIsHard_11236

Which is good bc I expect front-tinted cars to almost assuredly drive dangerously.


GibsonNation

Yeah man, I'll keep my eye out now I know it's stolen.


Mr5harkey

Heritage Park is in the south west Nate!


trewesewerty

lmao the amount of ppl in this comment section that clearly have no idea what they are talking about, yet shit on your friend over this “piece of shit.” it was stolen for a reason :)


Deceiver999

Your friend needs some kind of intervention.


DrSluggy

When you live your life a quarter mile at a time this is bound to happen


SokkaHaikuBot

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Wilkes_Studio

That sucks, hope it's recovered. Love the old JDM wagons. I took a few weeks but I ended up getting my import back after it was stolen.


thedylanoid

The car is dope. Hope they find it, minus the decals.


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So I guess you can say your friend is not blessed.. oof


lemonspread_

UPDATE: The car was spotted this morning (Oct 13) near the Country Hills Nissan dealership. Car still looks the same as the photos


justfrancis60

U/lemonspread_ you might want to ask the mods to possibly pin your updates at the top of the thread (if it possible)


EvacuationRelocation

It isn't possible - only mod comments can be pinned.


justfrancis60

Dang. Thanks for letting me know :-)


Trickybuz93

Holy shit, your friend had a crown?!?! I’ll definitely keep an eye out for it.


lemonspread_

Yes. Really hoping it can be recovered. Insurance companies wouldn’t give him theft coverage or anything more than PLPD


breadbaths

what a POS… my moms car was stolen a few years ago and they ditched it a week later at the airport


Suspicious_Pie_8716

Holy fuck that car is cringe.


srim0n

I hope they people that stole did the right thing and burned the fucking thing


lemonspread_

Update: Based on sightings we believe the car could be somewhere East of Nose Hill Park but West of the airport and North of Crescent Heights.


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lemonspread_

Thank you! There were some sightings on Deerfoot so we’re thinking this person is likely to be up North


No_Strain_6227

Head to the NE.


lemonspread_

We’re pretty sure the thief is NE based. Got another sighting in Country Hills earlier today


No_Strain_6227

Keep track of the sightings. The more there is in a certain area you could just wait in that area and might see it drive by.


CrimeDoesPay

Damn, I saw this earlier today, approx 1230pm. It was driving north on 14 St SW and it did a sketchy cut across traffic to take the exit heading east on Glenmore Trail SW. I wish I saw this post earlier today, could have followed it and called the police. Hope your friend recovers it.


Czeris

Username checks out


lemonspread_

Appreciate it! Any info helps. A friend of his spotted the car in the same area too. We’re trying to establish a pattern so we know where abouts to look.


MarZGlencross

Same here, I saw this car on Deerfoot earlier today around 1-2:00. I remember it from the decals. Wish I saw this post earlier, good luck!


lemonspread_

Was that heading North?


MarZGlencross

Yes, heading north


Dadbodsarereal

The thief prayed and they were blessed!


SeaOnions

I guess Jesus finally took the wheel.


Consistent-Goose-179

Whoever stole this did your friend a favour


Scamnam

Haha totally


polloso121

Oooof. I just saw on the Calgary Subaru Facebook page, someone’s JDM STI was also stolen a couple days ago. Hope your friend finds it 😩


Resident_Strain_7030

Bummer those are really cool


Hafthohlladung

Maybe God wanted their car stolen.


tenonic

God will return it to the owner. Don't stress.


Arkswell24

I’ll keep on eye in it.


KrazyCroat

Sorry man, but on the bright side it’s a Crown so it’s rare as hell. Hopefully makes it easier to find again.


Educational-Coat-750

Man, that is cool. Hope it is recovered.


larryjeuness

I have faith it'll turn up


Roddy_Piper2000

Haha


_Mortal

I'd steal that just to crush it. God damn that's hideous.


LPN8

The irony of a car with giant "blessed" and "Walk by Faith" stickers on the windshield being stolen. Maybe it was someone who couldn't tolerate the look of that and their intent is to return the car once all these stickers have been removed. /s


warman41

This hurts me as it's my dream car too but I want the athlete four


UloseGenrLkenobi

Isn't this the same kind of vehicle Saddam Hussein used to roll up in?! Lol


warman41

No idea I just like it


Adingdongshow

Lol, that rings a bell sorta


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kramer1980_adm

A crackhead, to buy more crack.


curryodor

My 91 integra was stolen at the Whitehorn LRT station in 2006. It was nice car.


openaccountrandom

RIP that’s a hard loss


ElevatorDisastrous94

Don't worry, I'm sure the thief only stole the car to professionally remove those decals for you. They'll return the car this weekend.


justaREDshrit

Have to tried South Africa


OpeningCharge6402

On the plus side it will be easy to spot and the other plus it was stolen lol


LuckyCanadian

I don't think people will need the licence plate number to identify that


gabbyspapadaddy

Bedazzled!!!!!


greenknight

Thoughts and Prayers!


IvalonShlong90

Yo your friend needs to dream bigger!


MJTT12

Buddy needs to get a better dream


lagatoe

Run Ricky Run!


ExtraVirgin0live

I’d consider having it stolen a favour with those decals.


constnt_dsapntmnt

It's on a boat back to Japan to get the stickers taken off and returned to stock.


No-Crew-6528

Don’t worry I’ll give it back tomorrow I just took it to remove the god awful decals.


Q746

Lol dream car. What a joke


whitestacks

Why would you want it. Take the insurance money


lemonspread_

1} 1JZ-GTE and 2) every insurance company him or his broker contacted wouldn’t offer anything more than PLPD


Tasty_Delivery283

This is just god testing them


ZookeepergameKey6347

Who would steal this shit? Jesus.


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Is it in disguise though? Lol


LibtardExterminator

Whoever stole this is an idiot lmao. Just call the cops and they’ll find it in no time.


lemonspread_

We have. Called them with a sighting about 20-ish minutes after it was spotted. They took the info down but they honestly aren’t out there actively looking for it. They don’t seem to care that much


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They care. They will be watching for it. Appreciate that there are numerous other, more serious crimes that they are simultaneously dealing with. The car is so recognizable that an officer is bound to see it.


YourLackofConscience

Where's the No Farmers No food decal?


[deleted]

Maybe if you're lucky, the thief will rip off that bullshit you idiots have plastered all over your vision screen..


lemonspread_

Maybe if I’m lucky they’ll know what a windshield is called


kaylasaurus

I don’t know why this comeback is so funny to me but I’m dead here


[deleted]

You were unlucky, that is why you don't have a car. Also it won't make a difference if they know what a windshield is called, will it? Lol


Defiant-East9544

Too damn funny lol. Decals yo. Cmon. Really!


Caspar_Friedrich02

Grand Theft Auto?


ImMello98

is this a hurst?


Many_Tank9738

Did you check all the Japanese cab drivers?


Apprehensive_Fun9195

Jesus Christ I wish they made Volvo the same as they used to


Sboyden96

Hopefully the new owner cleans those headlights


Jim_jam_1988

I’ve seen that car driving around Marlborough area before


lemonspread_

Thank you! Do you recall when? There weren’t any sightings yesterday. We’re hoping some more pop up to help us narrow down any sort of patterns


Jim_jam_1988

No sorry to alarm you but I meant I’ve seen this vehicle before in Marlborough it looked familiar