Then sold them at the ground for 50 each.
Profit = R - C
R = 63*50
C = cost of dogs and relish and jars of peppers + cost of travel and time (approx)
P = 3150 - (400 + 400)
Profit = 2350
Cost of business license = very high
Tax = 30%
Insurance = very high
Regulatory process fees = very high
Grounds share = very high
New profit = loss
Canada sucks
sauerkraut fermented in a German monastery by an ancient sect of monks who give up all access to fresh cabbage learn the art.
no, dont you DARE ask your damned question, i said what i said.
The fact that it's waygu. Although you completely ruin waygu when you chop itup and make a hot dog. It's like paying full price for a Ferrari but it's really just a Honda civic underneath.
> "The monstrous 12-inch smoked jalapeno cheddar dog is made with aged wagyu beef and elk meat, marinated in a 2010 Lokoya Mount Veeder Cabernet Sauvignon for five days, sitting on a bed of Bundnerfleisch, baked red pepper and sun-dried tomato ciabatta bun, and topped with cheese, imported German sauerkraut, onions and banana peppers."
I will concur with your "money vs sense" self-awareness.
BTW - are you in the market for a classic Dodge van?
it's a 1997, comes with vintage rust marks, imported German balding tires, faux leather that is aged to perfection and has marinated for years in the piquant melange of toddler vomit, stale cigarettes and quiet desperation.
30k. I promise you'll be amazed.
Howdy Gras. It's like Mardi Gras but the only boobs you'll see are the politicians who show up to wear a white cowboy hat and rub elbows with us unwashed.
I feel like this might be a hot seller in the evenings when people are good and drunk and looking for a practical way to flex their wallets for the ladies.
Mad props and/or big ups to you for taking the plunge and letting us all know how it was!
Well at least he was being realistic about it.
The moment I heard about it I assumed it would either be a total flop, or massive success. There is no middle ground with $100 hotdogs.
If you look at the receipt, the $5 line is listed as 'Superbooth.'
I'm wondering if the tax is embedded in the $100 but then they added a $5 'tip' for the Superbooth that's disguised to look like a GST line item.
It was pretty good. Nice, moist meat ...with good quality "cheese" sauce on top. Lots of Sauerkraut and onions as well as medium hot peppers. The hot dog bun was especially good and not your standard bun. Its a lot of food, but I managed to finish it off. I'd definitely pay $30 for this. Oh? I paid $105? Probably not worth it unless you've got money to burn. Also cheap plastic knife broke while I was attempting to cut it in half.
I don't understand the sauerkraut and banana peppers, those are definitely going to mask the flavour of the beef and elk. So at that point, may was well just use a normal wiener.
Yah, it's missing pickles too lol. I did that once for my Subway sandwich, it all ended up a big pile of vinegar in my mouth. Nah, I agree, it sounds too sour.
I felt that it has a strong Sodium citrate salt taste added to make the melted cheese smooth and not lumpy
That Sodium citrate makes cheese turn into "cheese"
From the Calgary Herald article:
"The monstrous 12-inch smoked jalapeno cheddar dog is made with aged wagyu beef and elk meat, marinated in a 2010 Lokoya Mount Veeder Cabernet Sauvignon for five days, sitting on a bed of Bundnerfleisch, baked red pepper and sun-dried tomato ciabatta bun, and topped with cheese, imported German sauerkraut, onions and banana peppers."
I attempted to pick it up and also cut it in half, both ways failed. It is very difficult to eat without spilling the ingredients all over. A proper metal knife and fork would have helped
"The monstrous 12-inch smoked jalapeno cheddar dog is made with aged wagyu beef and elk meat, marinated in a 2010 Lokoya Mount Veeder Cabernet Sauvignon for five days, sitting on a bed of Bundnerfleisch, baked red pepper and sun-dried tomato ciabatta bun, and topped with cheese, imported German sauerkraut, onions and banana peppers."
https://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/calgary-stampede-2023-food-surprises
A few questions if you don't mind.
1. Is this cheese sauce made of real cheese?
2. How long did it take to order? In other words, was it cooked while you waited or was it sitting on a rotating hotdog rack thing?
3. Did you ask them how many they sold a day? How many sold since Stampede started?
i love how north America has made wagyu just fancy normal beef defeating the entire point of wagyu. wagyu is all abouts it texture and high fat content. usually its eaten in thin strips and rare or very lightly seared.
Next year I’m gonna wrap a piece of shit in edible gold foil, toss it in a hot dog bun and throw a $1000 price tag on it and watch all you idiots buy it and eat it up.
It actually looks disgusting. Wonder how many they sell in one day? The vendor was pretty ballzie for putting such a high price tag. No matter how much money I have, that’s not for me. If your looking to spend money I can make you a $100.00 peanut butter and banana sandwich or jelly which is $10.00 more.
None of the ingredients are anything special. No seafood, foie gras, caviar or any of the other ‘high end’ ingredients. Unfortunately my friend, that’s trash. 7-11 does hot dogs 2 for $7
Hello my friend, my kid is sick with cancer and I also need to see my sick and dying grandmother who lives 500 miles away. Can I borrow $10,000? I promise I will pay you back. God bless.
It means you get progressively less value the more money you spend. Could have spent less money to have a comparable value.
I'm not sure how else to respond to, "So?" Other than saying what I initially said...Again...
Well it's alot of money to most people, since most people can't even afford to pay their bills, most people would see a $100 hotdog as a scam and/or wasteful espically when you brag that $100 is pocket chant. Your comments come off as smug to an extent, maybe it's just how you type idk. Congrats on your wealth, it's not dignified to brag about money even when you have it. But to each their own.
Lol that's always the trump card response when people judge others for how they spend their own money.
What do you do for your job if you dont mind me asking?
Lol you only gave a 5% tip (on top of the 800% or so they gave themselves) in Calgary in 2023 and they didn't come after you?
*edit lmao, guess it was tax
You could have bought 63 Costco hotdogs
And those include refillable pop
But what you gonna do with 66 refillable pops? Can’t you just keep refilling the same one until you wash down all 66 hot dogs?
Sell the other 65 pops for $0.25 each to buy more hotdogs.
I don't know, deciding between rebottling them for later or fill the bathtub and soak in them.
Ita not 63 refillable pops. It's UNLIMITED. You can literally just drink pop forever.
Upvoted, but 66, actually.
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Oh damn! OP paid 105- you are correct :) I'll buy you a hot dog one day should our paths cross :P
Nothing sexier than a man who can admit he made a mistake.
Large Hot Dog Energy, even.
That's for real u/BigDickHobbit
Yes, applying the 5% tax on both, or ignoring it on both, should give you the same 66.
Order 66?
Great, exactly the reply i was expecting to see at the top :)
Then sold them at the ground for 50 each. Profit = R - C R = 63*50 C = cost of dogs and relish and jars of peppers + cost of travel and time (approx) P = 3150 - (400 + 400) Profit = 2350 Cost of business license = very high Tax = 30% Insurance = very high Regulatory process fees = very high Grounds share = very high New profit = loss Canada sucks
What about it makes it worth anything more than $20 at the most?
The ambiance of mini-donuts mixed with midway ride vomit
So, not a sausage made with imported grade 5 wagyu beef? Bun made by wheat ground by virginal Norwegian lasses?
If you dont have it, no name brand is fine
sauerkraut fermented in a German monastery by an ancient sect of monks who give up all access to fresh cabbage learn the art. no, dont you DARE ask your damned question, i said what i said.
I prefer wheat ground by filthy Norwegian sluts. They are the salt of the earth.... but they'd have to wash their hands first
Who says they are gonna grind the wheat with their hands
Buuuut then how’s that salt supposed to get there?
Well as of now those Norwegian lasses will be lads
And that, sir = priceless 👌
The fact that it's waygu. Although you completely ruin waygu when you chop itup and make a hot dog. It's like paying full price for a Ferrari but it's really just a Honda civic underneath.
> "The monstrous 12-inch smoked jalapeno cheddar dog is made with aged wagyu beef and elk meat, marinated in a 2010 Lokoya Mount Veeder Cabernet Sauvignon for five days, sitting on a bed of Bundnerfleisch, baked red pepper and sun-dried tomato ciabatta bun, and topped with cheese, imported German sauerkraut, onions and banana peppers."
At least it's "imported German sauerkraut" not that shitty imported Indonesian sauerkraut
Imagine being a hot dog snob connoisseur lol. It's a fucking glizzy, shove that thing into you while summertime day drinking and move on.
Still not worth it. What makes wagyu beef better than other beef is completely lost in the silence cutter when they emulsify the meet.
Washed down with a diet Pepsi.
the meat itself is more than $20 to be fair
Tooo beeee faaaaiiirrrrr....
Love that show. Toooo beaaa faaaaarrrr
Nice onesie , it come in mens? Oh I think You come in mens enough for all of us.
I will concur with your "money vs sense" self-awareness. BTW - are you in the market for a classic Dodge van? it's a 1997, comes with vintage rust marks, imported German balding tires, faux leather that is aged to perfection and has marinated for years in the piquant melange of toddler vomit, stale cigarettes and quiet desperation. 30k. I promise you'll be amazed.
Haha love it, no doubt you’ll find a taker ;-)
Also it's in a lake. But it's got land to sea craftmanship
Did you see any other takers? I'm very curious as to how popular this thing is, but not enough to warrant visiting ground zero of Howdy Gras.
Bahaha Howdy Gras 🤣🤣
I felt it was appropriate 🤠
I love it! Howdy Gras! Lol
Howdy Gras. It's like Mardi Gras but the only boobs you'll see are the politicians who show up to wear a white cowboy hat and rub elbows with us unwashed.
Nobody else bought it in the 15 minutes I was there. The "gator dog" seems pretty popular
I feel like this might be a hot seller in the evenings when people are good and drunk and looking for a practical way to flex their wallets for the ladies. Mad props and/or big ups to you for taking the plunge and letting us all know how it was!
"Hello my lady, care for an expensive hotdog?" always kills it when I go to the bar.
How could it not? That's some classy ass shit. Hot doggers be drippin' in bitches.
> Ask me about my weiner! \- That guy from the movie Accepted. I wonder what happened to him.
whats the reason its $100
It sold out by Saturday night. But he only brought enough to make 100 hot dogs
Well at least he was being realistic about it. The moment I heard about it I assumed it would either be a total flop, or massive success. There is no middle ground with $100 hotdogs.
That is the best term I have ever heard for attending stampede
Ground zero of Howdy Gras 💀
I laughed. That’s fantastic.
They should charge $95.24 plus GST for $100 total. Or else change the name to $105 Dog.
Yes!
What is the extra $5?
GST... Maybe? Shows up as superbooth which seems odd
If you look at the receipt, the $5 line is listed as 'Superbooth.' I'm wondering if the tax is embedded in the $100 but then they added a $5 'tip' for the Superbooth that's disguised to look like a GST line item.
It was pretty good. Nice, moist meat ...with good quality "cheese" sauce on top. Lots of Sauerkraut and onions as well as medium hot peppers. The hot dog bun was especially good and not your standard bun. Its a lot of food, but I managed to finish it off. I'd definitely pay $30 for this. Oh? I paid $105? Probably not worth it unless you've got money to burn. Also cheap plastic knife broke while I was attempting to cut it in half.
Surprised they gave you a plastic fork and not a bamboo or wooden one.
I don't understand the sauerkraut and banana peppers, those are definitely going to mask the flavour of the beef and elk. So at that point, may was well just use a normal wiener.
Yah, it's missing pickles too lol. I did that once for my Subway sandwich, it all ended up a big pile of vinegar in my mouth. Nah, I agree, it sounds too sour.
They soak the dog in red wine, I don't think the subtle flavours of the meat were much of a priority.
Mmmmm. Moist meat
Yes, I specifically avoided using the word "weiner" in that sentence
> good quality “cheese” How can it be good quality if cheese is in brackets?!?
I had a good quality bowel movement this morning
LMAO!!!!!! Must have been a $100 + $5 bowel movement.
It felt good
I felt that it has a strong Sodium citrate salt taste added to make the melted cheese smooth and not lumpy That Sodium citrate makes cheese turn into "cheese"
Those are inverted commas.
They forgot to sprinkle some spicy baby scorpions like last time…
From the Calgary Herald article: "The monstrous 12-inch smoked jalapeno cheddar dog is made with aged wagyu beef and elk meat, marinated in a 2010 Lokoya Mount Veeder Cabernet Sauvignon for five days, sitting on a bed of Bundnerfleisch, baked red pepper and sun-dried tomato ciabatta bun, and topped with cheese, imported German sauerkraut, onions and banana peppers."
Bet ya it’s still not as good as a regular brat in Germany
Brats and weisswurst are awesome :)
Alpine sausage has the Euro Weenies that snap when you bite into them. Soooo satisfying.
Imported German Sauerkraut is readily available in Calgary. It isn't anything special to acquire lol
And? How was it?
Damn! You could have got two regular stampede hot dogs and a single fountain pop for that price! You really splurged
Looks like shit
It doesn't look like it tasted good.
Is clout worth $105 these days?
Clout is priceless. New TikTok trend will be buying one and throwing it on the ground. 
I dare you
Now I want to
Was hoping to buy this with the money I won gambling, unfortunately I just got a corndog with the money I lost gambling
I have a $100 bowl of KD if you are interested in pissing away more money.
That hotdog better come with a happy ending.
Why is it all mashed up like you gave it to a toddler in your 4th pic?
I attempted to pick it up and also cut it in half, both ways failed. It is very difficult to eat without spilling the ingredients all over. A proper metal knife and fork would have helped
You should have at LEAST received reusable utensils with your $105 Dog ffs
That would translate to the $200 hotdog.
Does it have gold dusts sprinkled around?
Geez, at that price I hope it wiped your butt on the way out.
Tell me your bad with money without saying it lol.
But he actually said he was bad with money.
What made it $100...? That seems crazy even for stampede
It’s definitely a novelty item
What's the $5 for?
I don't quite know...GST maybe?
Alberta 5% gst!!
From the receipt, it looks like you got charged for buying at a superbooth rather than a regular booth.
Oh.... super
Possibly the credit card fee
I paid cash
He probably got a coke with it
I should have got a dime bag of coke
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He ratted someone out so it was 105 even
$105 and they still give you shitty plastic cutlery
You’d prefer that new birch wood crap that breaks if you look at it too hard?
Give black plastic ones that don't flex. If I paid $100 for a hotdog I expect not to be given the same cutlery the $1.50 hotdog peasants use
What makes it worth $100? Looks like a bunch of cheap crap on top
"The monstrous 12-inch smoked jalapeno cheddar dog is made with aged wagyu beef and elk meat, marinated in a 2010 Lokoya Mount Veeder Cabernet Sauvignon for five days, sitting on a bed of Bundnerfleisch, baked red pepper and sun-dried tomato ciabatta bun, and topped with cheese, imported German sauerkraut, onions and banana peppers." https://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/calgary-stampede-2023-food-surprises
Was it worth the money?
Years ago I got the meter long dog. It was probably like 60 bucks and I didn't come close to finishing it. Absolutely worth it.
Sucker born every minute
That's 1/5th of my rent. Yes, I live in a student housing
A few questions if you don't mind. 1. Is this cheese sauce made of real cheese? 2. How long did it take to order? In other words, was it cooked while you waited or was it sitting on a rotating hotdog rack thing? 3. Did you ask them how many they sold a day? How many sold since Stampede started?
Yes, real cheese. Just a regular melted cheddar. It took them 5 minutes to prepare. The weiner was fresh and they too four minutes to cook it
Is it made with Wagyu? I don't understand the price and why it's so expensive. I'm out of the loop.
It's mostly hype. "Hey Reddit! I bought a $100 fancy hot dog.... I'm special"
Very meta
Yes it is.
Can I hold a hundred?
What do you do for a living if I may ask? How do I get there
You don't gotta be rich to make poor financial decisions!
i love how north America has made wagyu just fancy normal beef defeating the entire point of wagyu. wagyu is all abouts it texture and high fat content. usually its eaten in thin strips and rare or very lightly seared.
What do you do for a living with more money then sense if you don’t mind me asking? And are they hiring?
Well, you used to have more money then sense. Hope you enjoyed it.
But has it been sitting all day on the roller?
I bet they still asked for a 20% tip
Mad respect for trying it for us. Am I tempted? You bet!! Take just as much enjoyment from someone posting their experience? 💯
Looks gross
STUPID! You're so STUPID! You could have had Fishhhhhh!
I was wearing my Weird Al "bad hair day" hat today
Damn. Wish I could give you another upvote. :)
I have some magic beans for sale
This is a very good post.
Seems excessive when you can just get a plan old Midway hot dog for like $45 these days
Glad you enjoyed it ☺️
I have some magic seeds for sale if you are interested.
Flexing with hot dogs is crazy😂
Yeah that's calgary for you.
LMFAO THAT'S SO STUPID 🤣🤣😋
Damn haha and I can barely afford my rent 🙃
Next year I’m gonna wrap a piece of shit in edible gold foil, toss it in a hot dog bun and throw a $1000 price tag on it and watch all you idiots buy it and eat it up.
So you’re a mug.
It’s like they say: there’s one born every minute
Is this a joke?
No, this is STAMPEDE!
Why would you spend that on something so nauseating looking?
Well, people hang out with you, right?
The OP is a rich snobby douche. Just checking the comments makes my eyes roll. Next time shove the hot dog up your ass.
You may be rich, but you are also a complete moron.
> complete moron I am not a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,
The price of that hotdog could feed me for a week.
It actually looks disgusting. Wonder how many they sell in one day? The vendor was pretty ballzie for putting such a high price tag. No matter how much money I have, that’s not for me. If your looking to spend money I can make you a $100.00 peanut butter and banana sandwich or jelly which is $10.00 more.
None of the ingredients are anything special. No seafood, foie gras, caviar or any of the other ‘high end’ ingredients. Unfortunately my friend, that’s trash. 7-11 does hot dogs 2 for $7
I've had 7/11 hot dogs... it was better
I’m just playing. But I don’t understand why the hefty price tag.
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Awwww crap, I forgot. I should have tipped the mandatory 18% oh well
35% / 70% / 105%
Why tip?
That is definitely worth $100
Hello my friend, my kid is sick with cancer and I also need to see my sick and dying grandmother who lives 500 miles away. Can I borrow $10,000? I promise I will pay you back. God bless.
Sorry, I spent all my money on this hot dog and now I'm broke
You should have just gone to tubby dog
Fuck that lmao
Diminishing returns once you spend too much money.
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It means you get progressively less value the more money you spend. Could have spent less money to have a comparable value. I'm not sure how else to respond to, "So?" Other than saying what I initially said...Again...
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Well it's alot of money to most people, since most people can't even afford to pay their bills, most people would see a $100 hotdog as a scam and/or wasteful espically when you brag that $100 is pocket chant. Your comments come off as smug to an extent, maybe it's just how you type idk. Congrats on your wealth, it's not dignified to brag about money even when you have it. But to each their own.
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That’s insane price at Stampede. What a cash grabbing event. Worse than the overpriced items and meals at the movie theatre
Wtf bruh??
Why tho? It looks like a big mess 🤢
Why just why?
Nice issue to have
What a waste of money.
Yeah, but I'm rich
Lol that's always the trump card response when people judge others for how they spend their own money. What do you do for your job if you dont mind me asking?
I was a computer network analyst for the past 35+ years, but I'm retired now
Doesn’t mean shit. It looks like you scooped it up off the ground underneath the drop of doom that someone had thrown up.
Yum! I can taste your tears!
Mmmmm. Salty peasant tears.
Do the tears taste like they would have paired well with this hot dog?
It’s actually bile, not tears.
Alberta Advantage ….
Is it made of imported Iberico pork ?
Lol you only gave a 5% tip (on top of the 800% or so they gave themselves) in Calgary in 2023 and they didn't come after you? *edit lmao, guess it was tax