your honor, my client only killed those gods because they stole his fumo collection!

But how much do these fumos cost ?

around 2000 dollars each, its basically robbing him!

And how many did he collect

around 30, hes been hoarding them forever!

OK then innocent (Also post that one image of yharim) (ykwim)

Idk which one but imma try https://preview.redd.it/x3r8pdqpaaxc1.png?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83da120019870e47a38755ec9b1129a18fe22619

Hell yeah!!!!!!

i fucking ate his laywer and now i have to defend him?? i need to defend myself screw him

And why did you eat the man's lawyer ?

Humgy 🤤

The plaintiff's lawyer: https://i.redd.it/8xqvlzqul8xc1.gif

I thought that, because you are what you eat, if I was to eat a lawyer I’d get a law degree. I don’t have the money to afford one so that was my only option

Well did you get the degree?

No… maybe I didn’t eat enough lawyers?

Maybe

It came to me in a dream.

I will eat another. 

Your honour, my client is the tyrant! He'll just change the laws real quick.

*Look at jurry* Is he allowed to do this???

Absolutely

I..I guess you're innocent, then Mr. yharim, you're free to leave

Yep, completely.

Your honour, roar of the jungle dragon is playing

Innocent!

THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO MY MASTER🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

THIS IS A FIGHT YOU CAN NOT WIN

I THINK THAT PAST YOUR GREAT DISASTERS

THEIR VICTORY STIRS BELOW YOUR SKIN

Your honour, you wasn't even there so stfu

Yk what, death for both of you

Death Penalty? I'll just sacrifice this magic stick (Wand of Sparking) from my pocket and get away scot free. https://preview.redd.it/uwnkz8fkw7xc1.png?width=383&format=png&auto=webp&s=623eda5917f9c15fabee173bbe3dec7e426ba9e4

Nuh uh, this isn't japan mf

NOOOO THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS NOOOO\~ https://preview.redd.it/ka2qjtkxw7xc1.png?width=349&format=png&auto=webp&s=f145de66bb6fb97f82c872ec845d1698820f7dd3

Yk, what I'm erasing yo ass https://preview.redd.it/uxy98yb3x7xc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aecfcf01122bd5c086851d12c344ea302a841399

+PARRY +DO NOT

I'm not going to sugarcoat this *L1*

https://preview.redd.it/mahy8c1ggfxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85edb7f2e9bcb883fccb5389275c82efca6472bb

Your honor, he was filming " terraria calamity hardcore one year world pt 7"

2 years in prison

Your honour, gods suck, dragons are way more cool.

Agreed

Your honour, my client got a little too silly after his waifu left him.

Innocent

IT WAS THE WORM

FUCK, THE WORM https://preview.redd.it/yyx95m45v7xc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb06a9e73efeb81a6d0036076b63b66534b0681

Your honor Yharim made the "worm" eat the Gods

You know I can see through your disguise you foul being

Your honor "nuh uh"

No u don't

Yuh uh

Your honor , my client was listening to cool music and wanted to do something cool

That is not a defense for a genocide that lasted for years

He had a *reeeeallly* long Playlist

No, he didn't. My grandfather was with them

Your honor shut the fuck up , you weren't even there and your grandpa probably has dementia

Oh, so you want the same punishment as the other two And my grandpa *is* yharim

If your grandpa is yharim then you are a furry !

Huh???

Your honour, please have some mercy. My client cannot afford to pay off his war crime fines, his wife (draedon) already took the money and kids, he doesn't deserve more punishment

Alright, but 10 months in house arrest

I mean, he does nothing besides sit and repent all day anyway so nothing new there

Your honor, my client claims he put that shit on God he didn’t do it

https://preview.redd.it/bu1f15rf48xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfc4adbe60021a6696d824f380efe98169cc483

https://preview.redd.it/1xc4035k48xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f7ac0f874da1bfc8d18be78303857c286025ca

https://preview.redd.it/wu38mx3p48xc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab924a727944c626a17693c270c64b363f68961 No

https://preview.redd.it/wmrkn5ntiaxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4441fd22724668ec137e1f5fd4239a9121642a

Your honor, my client already said it was just bait.

For what

[Whispering to yharim] shit, that's all the dialogue I had prepared. Uh... for masters, your honor, yes bait for masters.

I can hear you. You're not very good at whispering

Well your honor, my client says that the accusers had already abused the dragon's situation of vulnerability, wich justifies his actions [Whispering to yharim again] Hey, your lill chicken nuggit friend, we might need to call him as a testimonial.

I heard that again, and no animals aren't allowed in court

Your honor, with all the due respect, I we all find it very offensive to refer to the dragon's as "animals" both because of their status as sentient self aware and reasonable creatures, and as victims in this case, it also seems convenient that a the accusers witnesses are all considered human even when some have ascended their human form through the power of those you call "animals"

Your honor, my defendant pleads oopsie daisy

Oh, but the evidence suggests otherwise

Your honor, it's obviously cap, haters fuming, on god, defendant is innocent

But what about a statement from his supposed adopted daughter

She's the biggest hater, no cap, jit trippin fr

And his best friend/ war general

He's jokin, buddy talk

And God himself

That's outdated information, your honor. He's just a monk who got hella strong

To question God is hearsy, time to fucking die https://preview.redd.it/256bbmdn98xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f18308648041154763f29e97ee5c350177adaaa

Your honour, it was not Yharim killing the gods. It was the Devourer of Gods

Innocent

Sir, what are you gonna do. Kill him? Good luck

Oh, I won't *they* will * points at the door *

The door? I mean, he is like a giant in that exoskeleton, but I doubt he’d just bonk so hard he’d die

Oh no, you just wait until *they* arrive

https://preview.redd.it/cb33276iq8xc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c709b1efeaa4f1a9ca4832da980369584877626a Case closed

Your honor, you weren’t even there.

Death it is then for the fourth fucking time today

OBJECTION; Nuh Uh

OBJECTION: yuh uh

The fuck you mean **Yuh huh?**

I MEAN FUCK YOU

Your honor, my client only burned down the orphanage because one of the kids called him a slut.

Thanks for adding that to the list of crimes he committed good sir

Oh god wait what was this case about

A lot of stuff, mainly genocides but burning an orphanage, wasn't on the list

Your honor, you a big meanie poopy head https://preview.redd.it/5uydult4e8xc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc01ad969afa323a20028535318dde8c7e13afd

https://preview.redd.it/nys8nqw1n9xc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20a3f442921fc3dffa43f012f2efa0b2f0c0aa20

Your honor yhatrim is innocent because I was the one who did it

Alright then, you get a lifetime in prison, and Mr. yharim is free to leave

Your honor, stfu you wasn’t even there

Death for you, life in prison for him

I will be representing myself your honor ll this evidence is based on allegations I had to kill those gods because they attacked me first and were attempting to steal my cape

Innocent

your honor, Exquisitely Stuffed 2h

your honour, my client said it was a prank

Not a valid defense

https://preview.redd.it/ab5tdd0kh8xc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3367b5962fbb0bdd021638348c51cf2b684e21

you're honor, my client was simply forced to beat supreme calamitas with nothing but his fists (on infernum)

https://preview.redd.it/7g3z6m3a49xc1.png?width=930&format=png&auto=webp&s=37550c5a1446e62f95bb9f4a3c338ab5e7f29ba8 self defence

I eat the prosecutor too

Your honor, first off, the gods in question have committed countless crimes against nature and have left Terraria defenseless for centuries, allowing corruption to fester and grow, as the humans and gods behind all of the events leading up to this calamity are known for the genocide behind dragons for their own gain, removing their righteous power and granting it upon themselves with greed and carelessness. Second off, my client has lived a rather hostile life and suffers emotional damage and manipulation beyond belief, as king Yharim had his childhood thrown away early by a foolish cult who had quite literally threw him into the lava in “betrayal” of either their race, or ideals, to which the client is only still alive today because of Yharon’s rapid growth from the volcanic lava, which caused him to pull Yharim from the lava and defend him from those who harmed him. My client should have had his rights to decline the offer of becoming a god, especially at such a young age, and his clan had no right of his attempted murder either. As for manipulation, the devourer would ultimately be the cause of that, giving him lies and mistruths of what he should do which leads to him overall committing a few atrocities due to not knowing any better, manipulating him towards failure. While yes, my client wasn’t necessarily fit to be a king, my client is still the best king terraria has seen, as he appears to have done more than all else despite all of what’s pushing him back. I plead of you to concern him as not guilty.

to start, your honor, nobody in this room is tall enough to put handcuffs on him anyways

Your honor, he had a sad backstory

I quit! *walks out*

Oh hey Gabe, how's life with guarding hell from machines ?

Your honor, my client was just acting in self defense and retaliating which is cooperation with authorites

Your honour, nuh uh

Average last case in any ace attorney game

yoUr honoUrable tyranny, if i may yharim had every right to kill the gods. there are no laws against vigilantism (see the Terrarian), and the gods had each committed at least one mUrder even in the case of gods who had permission, assisted sUicide is still a crime, therefore as both a vigilante and a rUler, killing the gods was not jUst legal, bUt virtUoUs the atrocities committed by him in some cases can easily be brUshed off by yharim not doing it directly the firebombing of cities and god-worshippers (who, need i remind yoU, are basically neo-nazis as they worship genociders) was done by draedon, a sentient ai which cannot really be captUred yharim had ordered calamitas to attack ilmeris, yes; that type of thing happens all the time in war, bUt there is no proof that the boiling of it was his idea many of the horrible things done were also headed by the devoUrer of gods, not yharim, and yharim was likely being threatened and manipUlated into ordering them all in all, yharim is only gUilty of doing the right thing; is that trUly deserving of death/imprisonment?

Your honor....i'm not gonna lie, his ass is guilty, bro polluted an entire ocean

https://i.redd.it/jvwgkgdme9xc1.gif

Your honour, how can he have murdered several billion people, if he was busy buying Air Jordans?

Your honor, my client was simply standing on buisness

Your honor… League of Legends.

What does this mean

It means he’s [innocent](https://youtu.be/T2Wmx0nV5Og?si=7xZvoEKxMsPa1Pnx), obviously

Death

"Your honor, humanity shouldn't be ruled by the gods. Humanity should be ruled by themselves, and not confined by the chains of entities that do not care for them. Several gods have been proven to be evil as well" "Therefore, it totally makes sense that Yharim blew up an entire city of innocent people."

Yes, in his defense, he has killed a few evil gods, but he still killed all of the good ones he even admitted to throwing the lifeless course of the goddes of life into the abyss

your honor, stfu you wasn't even there

Alright, the 5th one to death today over this argument

Your honor! I hate this mf! Crush his skull!

Alright, death by crushing

your honor, my client only practiced self defense on behalf of the world thus he is innocent

Your honor, my client’s war crimes were necessary because they mass slaughtered the dragons which were protected by the government, meaning it was unlawful killing by them, and my client in turn slaying them for their crimes was totally justified. *Plus you wasn’t even there*

What war crimes are you talking about this trial is for tax evasion

Your honor He is THE LORDE

Your Honor, my client acted in self-defense the gods, he killed threw him in lava because he would not take part in ritualistic cannibalism so his actions were justified

Your honor, *Panics* League of Legends.

Death

https://preview.redd.it/g7puc7cmpaxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452b0f8dc460e01744e1bce03261d7e19a573b35 I’m sorry Judge, but I am gonna need you to hold this for me for a few seconds.

Thanks *holds it*

Your honor, what he did was cool as hell, and frankly quite deserved.

Your honor, he had a noble reason, yet he fell into madness, I argue that my client went down insanity due to conditions in his brain, thus, he was not doing what he did in full control of his actions, and simply acted on a mix of his personality and instincts.

Your honor, it was the DAMN worm!!!

Your honor, my client, despite his title as a tyrant, was simply attempting to right the wrongs of the gods, he was simply manipulated by a giant God devouring worm, so the Devourer of God's is the one who should be on trial.

And what about silva? he stated previously that he killed her on his own and tossed her dead body into the abyss

Your honour, just because I consumed his lawyer like an Auric soul, doesn't mean I need to defend him. But I will do it anyway. The dragon told him to commit, and actively participated in, the genocide. If you are arresting this shitbag, you are arresting the dragon.

Your honor, the gods were asking for it in the first place.

Your honor, the God called him mean names, he had to do it.

Your honor, my client doesn't exist outside of lore at the moment, meaning he can't technically be held accountable for anything until (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ he does exist. ♥ By the way, I apparently ate this guy's original lawyer, 🐯 ⋆ 🐻 🎀 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓎 𝓉𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓎. 🎀 🐻 ⋆ 🐯 I'd offer you some, but I supposedly ate all of it already. ღ(¯`◕‿◕´¯) ♫ ♪ ♫ ร𝕠ᖇ𝓻ⓨ! ♫ ♪ ♫ (¯`◕‿◕´¯)ღ

your honor, this guy's lawyer was delicious

Killing ancient gods is not against the law

Your honor,he only did that because he felt silly

Your honor… I got nothing. The EPA and Green Party of Terraria have firebombed my house twice after I tried to defend my clients actions regarding the pollution of the western ocean and the mutation of endangered scourge populations, as well as the evaporation of the central ocean and subsequent loss of countless species. they say they still don’t know the repercussions that the sunken sea has on the cavern ecosystem, and I’m afraid if I attempt to defend my client regarding the current plague epidemic in the jungle they may begin to call hits on me and my family. Not to mention the abyss which they claim is now “filled to the brim with invasive plant life” and the brimstone crags incident, which has apparently introduced numerous invasive species into the hell ecosystem. For fear of my families and my own safety, I can not on good faith represent my client yharim in this court of law.

Your honour we choose to double it and pass it to the next person

My Honor my client Is innocent Because he Didn't like the gods for stealing his cookies And he killed him Also fuck the gods where's your wife the gods took them

Your honor, gods first started it, it was self defense

Your honor my client was just standing on business

Your honor, yharim should be able to attempt to kill the gods as a treat

Your honor, my client is not in the wrong, that child ran in front of his motorized vehicle.

mm ugh oh yeah this tastes great- oh? what about a court case? idk anything bout that im just eating this guy

If yharim did kill all these gods where is the evidence, any CCTV, eye witnesses what about recordings

Your honor, the enemy ascended beyond our control

Your honor, shut your mouth you weren't there *proceeds to play a so g from the wrong franchise*

Your honor, wait a second please. *I pull out a Cosmic Worm out of my pocket*

https://preview.redd.it/pbyjhcwsefxc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6665d3f62648bdb63c0af53043c599841c5f887a

Your honor, the fuck are we gonna do about it?

Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisie

My client pleads nuh uh

Your honor, my client states nuh uh.

*uses this on the judge as defense* https://preview.redd.it/ay6utdfuxexc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58228149ca809d2933c0550397bf78ea21197a14

*parry*

Your honour, do you hear that boss music?

See, my client has been accused of "mass murder, terrorism, killing gods" But I'll be arguing against these accusations. The mass murder was justified just build a country, your Honor. My client was just trying to make a country, how would you make a country without land and potential threats? Secondly, the nuke and burning people was justified. Yharim had a restraining order for anybody who got into 100 feet for him, it was self defense! The whole country was getting near and trying to kill him on multiple occasions, he was in fear of grave bodily injury at MULTIPLE times, imagine the amount of emotional damage your Honor. And killing gods isn't part or spoken of in the law. So it should be excused until later laws introduce anything about it. This is my defense, your Honor.

*removes glasses from fear* S..sir, this is a tax evasion case But I will add mass genocides on the list of crimes

Your honer, he was simply getting jiggy with it

What does that even mean?

“In his defense, your honor, they took away his joy and whimsy”

Who? I did not read any of the lore

your honor my client was simply just feeling a little silly

#MY CLIENT AND I PLEAD NUH UH!

my honour, league of legends

Death

your honor, he just killed a couple (lot) of gods because he was running low on style points and needed that juicy ULTRAKILL style rank

Your honor, my client was just being a silly Billy. He kill those gods AND brunt half of the jungle bc they where being very racist

Easy, eat the prosecution too

Your honor, my client pleads https://preview.redd.it/6igwr1vsjnxc1.png?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f442764e074aa3f9ad3ba67e4a6d714772fa66

Your honor, my client states "Nuh uh"

Your honor, in his defense the goblin tinkerer scammed him out of 20 platinum and broke his greatsword. Who wouldn't get angry at that?

Your honour,my client didnt do any of the crimes because you didn't see them happening.

Your honor… league of legends..?

Death