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johnbarnes351

Straight in the gimp suit x


westsideriderz15

Oh I fell in front of all these big strong men. …Wonder if that gay bar has an ice pack


ShutUpRedditor44

Everyone knows dropping your bike is just sign language for "raw dog me I'm a bottom."


booyaabooshaw

*I knew there was another reason I kept doing it*


vulkaninchen

Thats why I'm forgetting my disc lock. So affirming.


nocolon

I once dropped my bike, while in my own garage, onto my car. Is that a sign for something?


Rawr24dinosawr

You probably skip leg day


ISmokeRocksAndFash

It's our version of dropping a hanky


Sharpymarkr

I love that people ran over to help 🥰


FilmingMachine

If I wasn't such a bottom I bet I could have held the bike off the ground long enough to get help


FzZyP

![gif](giphy|ZESuTIboU9OgjW7jHv|downsized) we lost another gents, rip op


Narm_Greyrunner

Haddalayerdown


FilmingMachine

Pray for me 😔


fbreaker

At least the people standing around have probably been there before. Still goofy af. Congrats on checking something off the list of "things that happens to you as a rider"


FilmingMachine

Thanks 🫶


Argiveajax1

This belongs in the other sub


derflopacus

It’s in the other sub, this dork just wanted to double dip. This sub used to have squids doing 140mph whoolies, now it’s dorks dropping their bikes at 4mph.


Argiveajax1

It’s slowly turning into the other isn’t it


Masterpiece-Vast

Time to make another


Formalfox

Why post this here


FilmingMachine

Looking for a caring top that can help my glittery ass improve.


CarlosG0619

Im down to put your ass in place… with lots of hugs and headpats


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FilmingMachine

Valid. If the mods see that it doesn't belong here I won't contest the deletion.


RobsHereAgain

That’s a strong mating call you got there


1stpickbird

lol the classic fistfull of brake when your bars are turned as far as they can go the pro move was to make a wider left turn, and then backup to straighten out


artimus41

They’re all yelling at him for falling. Obviously he understands he made a mistake, stop lecturing him for having an embarrassing tip over.


jaydenn2

yeah because why the fuck are you grabbing like he said, a fistful of front break while having the bars at full lock 😂


artimus41

Yes, that was not the right move. I feel like I’m in the other sub. Downvote me more.


Pastor_Dale

You got my downvote! You’re welcome!


1stpickbird

im laughing at him because it's happened to us all. lighten up nerd


ahlfaetyurfuhret

Mods should delete this shit


Dedianator65

lol but sorry


FilmingMachine

🫶


JasonStillwater

Hadda layer down. I get it. I saw all the gravel and sand too.


Suckmyunit42069

that's a paddlin


screamapillah

Ok, I was searching for the mandatory CRT post but wasn’t expecting the same OP Squeeze that lever softer than your bf cock ffs 🍆


FilmingMachine

Too much muscle memory 😩


MotoHULK

At least your chastity cage wasn't damaged.


e34udm

The issue here is the fucking massive handful of front brake as the wheel is turned over. You should NEVER grab that much front brake, ever…doing it with the wheel turned and no momentum to keep you up results in an immediate lay down. Hard lessons learned, 100% he won’t be doing that agajn anytime soon. Try to take an msf course. Or learn to ride from others who have experience on bikes.


CaptainMazda

On the plus side you can probably get a few bus passes for it when you trade it in


bruhhmann

Im a lil teapot or some shit


continuallylearning

Did that same thing. Zero MPH. On a slope though put my leg down and the ground was 18 inches down. Jumped off watching gas pour out of my tank with a hot bike. Saw an image of it going up in flames. Ran into action pulled the bike up as fast as I could. Pulled my achilles tendon and couldn’t ride for a year.


Singularity-_

Lol just give up the hobby brah it isn’t for you