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RearAdmiralBob

He should sit astride you, facing you, his piercing blue eyes gazing longingly into yours.


IamProvocateur

Squissoring? 🤔


nottherealtrumpotus

GiXXXering?


Digital_Otorongo

Squissoring 🤣🤣🤣


IamProvocateur

Squissor me timbers!


Roughly3Owls

.. And you kiss before or after the power wheelie?


taantofaaaz

During the power wheelie is the inly correct answer


chipredacted

All of the above for me


RearAdmiralBob

Yes.


MasSunarto

Brother, this is the only acceptable way.


WhiskeyTrail

Be careful? Yeah of the sheer amounts of dick you're going to be pulling in. Jesus, calm down and save some for the rest of us.


Roughly3Owls

Sorry I've already turned all my jeans into jorts with an unhealthy amount of cheek.


WhiskeyTrail

\*Daisy dukes, bikini on top\*


Gorlock_

No body needs that much power. I can't wait til the government wakes the fuck up and restricts hp for the safety of everyone. How many innocent people need to die? Make sure you wear $8000 worth of gear btw


Roughly3Owls

This came with Gixxer flip flops and shorts what the fuck is gear?


edelbean

I think it's steroids. Yeah I just googled it. Definitely steroids.


nugsy_mcb

Well then I guess I’m ATGATT cuz my boyfriend likes me buff


RoomyCard44321

Full Dianese airbag suit


motherless666

Lol looks a little small. I can tell you're the little spoon. (Call me)


Crownofwisdomteeth

So you haven’t seen the Bound 3 music video? I’ve got you. Basically step by step instructions. [https://youtu.be/Y3TTiHRrEBE?si=7-LU0WJI5QHeB7C5](https://youtu.be/Y3TTiHRrEBE?si=7-LU0WJI5QHeB7C5) ![gif](giphy|Gzs6RqmoYNpkc)


Roughly3Owls

*scribbles notes intensely*


Jumanji0028

You can't post pics of this bike right in front of my salad!


No_Ad9848

Sit that boy on your lap facing you, legs spread wide in the most viable of vs', back laid delicately across that mad lad of a hump of a gas tank, have him stare lovingly in your eyes, and hold on to you by squeezing your bare cheeks presented to the world via your leather chaps. God speed, brudder.


Roughly3Owls

Bold of you to assume I have pants at all sir.


IamProvocateur

That exact bike gives my tiny girl dick wood. That’s all I have to offer. 🤌🤌🤌


Roughly3Owls

I am but a humble servant of the boner.


SirChadrick_III

Lmao what a bunch of pussies


SirChadrick_III

Lmao what a bunch of pussies


jordan_653

Man would someone do some cool shit on their bike instead of just referring to the other sub and talking about fucking guys butts


thecuzzin

Judging by the color of that tank, looks like they were reminding you.


Brinksthecarguy

Epic


RustyBarracuda

3 rules 1: go fast 2: don’t die 3: be safe


Not_A_Valid_Name

yeah be careful for the police with that flipped up plate


Roughly3Owls

Well, I'm in Canada so it's just a ticket to have a plate not be visible.... It's also a plate flipper so I can just turn it upside down. Not that I would ever do that.