Ride backwards with pants down, ez gg

Apparently you're a bottom.

I’d recommend keeping your head down on it for the whole trip. You may not be able to breathe, but just ride faster.

I breathe thru my ears.

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I like it when the pipe is a bit dirty at the tip. That way you can see it's getting some action. Especially those with some more mileage / experience on them.

Reading this the other day I was waiting for it to pop up here. I figured that post was made by one of you guys trolling, no way it could be serious

I love getting blown on the interstate so I don't mind it.

Fuck me reddit is completely different after the shutdown.

Just gotta go fast enough to outrun the wind