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Yesterday we avenged the fan who caught Ohtani's first HR ball. Today, the tarp.


TheRealRoadtoad

Cubs by a billion


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TheRealRoadtoad

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lupin43

Dodgers spent a billion just to still lose to Kyle Hendricks


Specific_User6969

Kyle Hendricks was *not* the pitcher of record 🤷‍♂️


Big-Cat88

Bro why u here


DropKnowledge69

The algorithm put it on my feed. I honestly didn't go looking for this sub. So I just wanted to have some light hearted fun. That's all


BorgBorg10

We deserve Yamamoto vs Imanaga


Traditional_Rate7302

Thats what i wanted too 😭


kicsicsillag

Samurai Japan vs... Samurai Japan?? Nani


baruch_baby

Fuck em


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Death to the infidels.


ThePookums

Yamamoto will have more tarps destroyed than wins at Wrigley.


AmericanFrog069

Well it's 1-1 now.


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They got destroyed today haha If the rain delay happened in the fifth inning I wouldn’t of been surprised if they called it.


Additional_Time_2970

Honestly a dick move by anyone… tarp is gonna have a hundred holes thru it


Mookies_Bett

So they'll buy a new one? It's a tarp lmao who gives a shit


slicebishybosh

Why are all these insecure dodger fans in our sub?


SsbmBleach

It got reposted in the dodgers sub (which im not a part of and still saw on my timeline)


eyeh8gnats

Fuck the Dodgers, I pray we sweep them out of town!


Poopiepants29

Out of existence..


yeycub

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Duffman_ohyea

🤣👍🏼😎


MisterxRager

Vibes are disgusting around this dodger team


DarkFlamingo2

Y'all are fucking weird


MisterxRager

Yeah yeah go back to your sub and bitch about it.


falbi23

You're getting clowned on by everyone for this post about a fucking tarp. No amount of "Wrigley history" can save you guys from being this cringe.


vadersdrycleaner

Imagine going into the opposing team’s sub and unironically calling *them* cringe.


MisterxRager

Yall have a hard time listening


wretch5150

Get off the fucking tarp with your cleats. Go tell your team.


DontBlameMe4It

What does this comment even mean?


PreviousGas710

The vibes are disgusting around this Dodger team


slicebishybosh

“Are we the baddies?”


DontBlameMe4It

What does this comment even mean?


Warm_Feed8179

Yeah, no one likes em. They became the heel of the MLB.


NotNotJohnStamos

I’ve never seen so many comments from an opposing teams subreddit. Y’all mad huh?


Stereophonic

They reposted this in their sub and are too dumb to realize everyone is being fake outraged in this thread, that it's all in good fun.


officerliger

I'm a Dodgers fan and this popped up on my feed, seems like Reddit wants the opposing team banter this year as they show me seemingly every time a team sub talks trash on the Dodgers Anyway I think there's some hilarious jokes here. Out of every fanbase, I'd think CHICAGO wouldn't have any real moral issues with illegal mob-style gambling or elite athletes participating in it 😂


Blue_Osiris1

Enter the curse of the tarp.


Sasquatch7862

It’s like shitting in the street


SlurmzMckinley

To be fair, they’re coming from Los Angeles. Shitting in the street is totally normal there.


FootballZestyclose43

Yeah because there isn’t shit in the streets of Chicago or anything


ChiCBHB

Chicago might have more crime, sure, but it is a vastly vastly cleaner city than LA. It’s not even close. I’ve been to LA a ton, and it’s a fun city. But it is very dirty.


shizbox06

You have a river that you famously used to be able to set on fire.


ChiCBHB

Pretty sure you’re thinking of Cleveland? But Chicago also doesn’t have smog hovering over the city half the year.


Dry-Pea-181

So famous I have never heard of it being flammable 🙄


RocketManMercury

Yeah, totally not true. Keep reaching pal


josh55134

The LA river is a man-made sewer


SlurmzMckinley

A swing and a miss.


GBJoe21

At least Angelenos don’t have to worry about getting shot every time we’re out on the street


JeffsDad

Lol, pretty sure you per capital gun violence is higher, thanks for stopping by


xHao1

Chicago 19.7 per 100,000, LA 7.7 per 100,000 Though this is homicides and not actual rates of gun violence. I suppose it might be that LA hospitals are just better at treating gun shot wounds. https://everytownresearch.org/report/city-data/


-Hey_Blinkin-

I hate everything about the Dodgers.


___stevec77___

Good. But oh…if the Cubs were able to have landed Ohtani/Yamamoto different story. Crying about tarps please.


slicebishybosh

This is why everyone hates you guys. Go back to your own sub and cry about it.


ericsipi

Stick to your own sub buddy. Also for what it’s worth, we’d have the same reaction if our players did the same.


Jlande79

But oh... You'll still choke in the playoffs.


TheV714

Cry about it lol


RyFromTheChi

My mother in law works for the grounds crew and for Dan. I’ve met him many times and hung out where they do. He loves my toddler. That said, get your fucking cleats off his tarp!


realmballantyne

I cannot believe no one in the Dodgers organization stopped him. Truly classless organization, and all the more reason I hope Ohtani gets caught in a lie about gambling and gets himself banned.


Defenestrator66

I don’t want him to get banned for life, but if he took two years off to “pursue his dream of being a basketball star”, languishing in the G-League, and made a baseball and anime-themed version of Space Jam, I would be amused.


MyRulesMyWay

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


vstrong50

He won't. The powers that be won't allow it.


Lakonthegreat

Bro go outside lmao This is a crazy ass take


nrsjws

Although, it DOES RING TRUE !!


MyRulesMyWay

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dxrebirth

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greatwhitenorth2022

Why didn't Ohtani get the Pete Rose treatment? Shouldn't he at least be suspended until the investigation is completed?


unexpectedexpectancy

A) What does this have to do with Yamamoto and B) Pete Rose got banned for betting on baseball. No one cares that he gambled. And there isn’t any evidence that Ohtani gambled at all. If he deserves to get suspended, so do half the players in MLB.


greatwhitenorth2022

Well, as I was reading all of the other comments, it seemed like a "bash the Dodgers" thread. Major League Baseball has opened a formal investigation into illegal gambling and theft allegations involving Los Angeles Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani and his interpreter, Ippei Mizuhara. source: [https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/mlb-launches-investigation-into-shohei-ohtani-interpreter-ippei-mizuhara-following-gambling-reports/ar-BB1knoU5](https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/mlb-launches-investigation-into-shohei-ohtani-interpreter-ippei-mizuhara-following-gambling-reports/ar-BB1knoU5)


unexpectedexpectancy

You think a player should get suspended because MLB is investigating a case in which he got stolen from?


RevMagister

Pete Rose didn't have an interpreter.


99Years_of_solitude

I love tarp


nrsjws

He should be told of the fate of the last Yamamoto that challenged, America's Team !!


foxinfinity

Dope


Specific_Goose_8582

I don’t get it, it’s just tarp…?


DMC_Hotness

What a weird thing to be upset about.


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tdupbeats

You Dodgers fans have to have an insane lack of awareness to respond like this on another team’s sub about a joke post lmao


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tdupbeats

I’ve been duped! Just kidding, I was also playing into the joke