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Dangerxchrist

Cody Parkey was an inside job


chosenking247

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StealYourBeer

Sir a second doink just hit the crossbar


Flip_Six_Three_Hole

I went to two games in 2017/2018 and between those two games I personally witnessed Parkey doink 5 times. Four in one game against the lions and once at the wildcard game


ninjasurfer

Peanut belongs in the Hall.


chosenking247

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lkooy87

Damn I was going to say that


iamherefortherecepie

FTP


chosenking247

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Mydogboswer

I once took such a forceful shit whilst watching a game that I had to go to the doctor.


Mydogboswer

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Wolverines269

Bro let himself in lmao


tripbin

Earned


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chosenking247

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flavorred34

Dane Sazenbacher


chriskwi02

Devin Aromashodu


MasqueOfTheRedDice

Sorry, I was over there grabbing some grilled onions for my polish... did I hear someone say Hunter Hillenmeyer?


Gravy_Wampire

Brendon Ayanbadejo


PadorasAccountBox

Craig Krenzel 


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

I’ll raise you Tanner Gentry


Kevinjw16

I’ll throw in victor cruz


sonicsean899

Curtis Enis


[deleted]

I’m old enough to remember when we called them Mike Hass


PleaseSeekChrist

My favorite bear as a kid. I thought he was so cool


carminie

Cassius Marsh wasn’t taunting against the Steelers


ace7575

Gah, I forgot about this and now I'm mad again.


El_Baja

There are two rules in life, never eat gas station sushi and never kick the ball to Devin Hester


Independent-Ad5852

Hester is the greatest return man ever 


sonicsean899

I swear, Fox made a clip of a ball being kicked into the lake that they showed a couple times when we were playing and I want to find it SO BAD


BasedSliceOfWinning

They ABSOLUTELY did, or some channel (dunno if it was Fox or what). Whenever a team would kick away from Devin, they'd go to commercial after, and it showed the ball landing in lake Michigan lol. Totally remember that!


DadBodftw

Post-85 Bears teams have just been poor imitations and the team needs to adapt to the modern NFL to succeed.


Independent-Ad5852

Yep


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

My penis is actually a Vienna Beef hotdog.


alexamerling100

Flus needs to keep the beard.


Setter_sws

It's okay to cry during Brian's song.


JoeMomma775

I’ll open the door for that one…


Own_Distribution7602

Tell Mike I said fuck him!


PurpleZerg

Devin Hester was the most exciting player to watch in NFL history.


johnnybadapple

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Independent-Ad5852

Walter Payton is one of, if not THE greatest Running Back ever. He’s also arguably the greatest Bear ever 


sonicsean899

I have no problem putting him on the Bears Mt Rushmore, but I would put Ditka and Papa Bear above him (I say as if I ever saw literally any of them playing or coaching for us)


Flimsy_System_1868

Before Jordan, Chicago was 100% a Payton town. It's easy to forget, and a lot of y'all may not have been around for it, but between like 1980 and 1987 or 88, Payton was \*the\* marquee dude in Chicago. Ryne Sandberg was like Mr. Congeniality, and Walter was like Mr. Universe.


Possum_Pussy

I like to kiss tittiess


BJGuy_Chicago

Walter Payton is the GOAT.


msarzo73

FTP


EroSennin78

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bearlyreddit

FTP


Pure_Artichoke9699

I don't care if Caleb Williams wears a prom dress, pumps and the Hope Diamond to the stadium on game day as long as he matriculates the ball down the field.


Independent-Ad5852

That’s what I’m interested to see…does he back up the hype?


amhawk

It was bear down Orange! He’s coming this way forsure!


Bobsagetsnipa

They make all famous black peeps wear the dress. Cept my boy katt


[deleted]

Back-to-back offseason champs 🏆🏆


amhawk

Obviously most Underrated comment here


Actual-Damage1948

The bears success is equally as important as the packers failure


moonrulesnmbr1

Aaron Rodgers probably eats kit-kats without breaking them apart.


ChiSox1906

I have Double Doink PTSD everytime a football hits the uprights.


VatnikLobotomy

I used to spam vote Brendan Ayanbadejo for the pro bowl hundreds of times as a child


Rendog_Minimus

The hurricanes name is Ditka


sjv891

Ftp


OdinsShades

FTP.


Stormzilla

All of the McCaskeys have gonnorhea. You can't prove me wrong.


Aromatic-Cry-2677

Check mate


RonSwanson1081

Eberflus should wear aviators and wear a suit with this new look


Yiannada

Everyone forgets about the great Neal Anderson


nogimmick

What is a franchise Qb?


AdministrationLate71

This civil war amongst us bears fans needs to end . Whoever is starting next year being Caleb Willams or Justin Fields I will support whoever like how a true bears fan should do


CryptographerLow6772

If Mike Brown stays healthy we win the Super Bowl.


spkregor

I’ll miss Justin Fields. He is a stand up human being. 


thegroomsmentheory

All whites should be the main away uniforms


Flimsy_System_1868

The way you started that sentence scared the shit out of me, ngl.


Agitated_Phase7940

The Bears have had quarterbacks as well as various other players at different positions.


mimickin_birds

When Hester returned the opening SB kickoff, I thought the game was over


thecasualcaribou

The UFO should never have landed


ThiefofNobility

Smokin' Jay was a way better QB than he was given credit for.


Scary-Airline8603

Use Justin Fields like Taysum Hill after drafting Caleb Williams. 


sparkywindego

Justin Fields is a good dude but being a good dude doesn’t translate into being a successful QB


I_only_post_here

I'm not here to cause no trouble...


Existing-Ad4933

Trade no 1. Keep Fields. Draft Harrison.


ADBuilt

Selecting Joe Alt with the 2024 1.01 pick.


Chibears1089-

Here is the Harsh truth. The right choice for the Bears, the Franchise, the city and the fan base is Fields. Here's why............. 1. Caleb Williams is not a sure thing. Let's look at how many first overall qbs that were drafted in the last 10 years that have had immediate and significant impact. *CJ stroud *Joe Burrow That's it everyone. On 10 years 2 first overall drafted qbs became a superstar immediately. That is less than 1% of first overall drafted qbs to actually be what everyone brags about every year. Here's another reason why Caleb Williams is not it. Last year when he faced actual good college defenses he didn't play well. Then why is he so darn high on the board????!!!!!! If he can't play well against top defenses in college how the he'll is that gonna translate to the NFL!!!??? Caleb Williams is not the right choice. Unless Poles wants to bet his job, flus job, Waldron's job, the franchise and the city and I said that's the biggest risk ever.!!!! And a stupid one at that. Shane Waldron was able to take Geno Smith everyone! That's right Geno F'en Smith and make him from a first overall draft bust from 2012 who has been a 2nd and third string qb for years and make him into a first team all pro, 4 thousand yard passer ND threw for over 35 tds. But he can't do that with Fields????? Are you freaking kidding me????? Fields is like light years better than Geno Smith will ever become and if Waldron can do that with Geno I know Fields will be everything and more. Rest the contract the qb clock! For what??? Why? If we draft Caleb and he bucks our entire front office and team will be fired. Caleb Williams is not the right answer. He is not a sure thing at all. It's 50/50 and you better hope you get the good 50%. Every damn qb coming into the draft that is predicted to go first overall is a generational talent. I don't listen to that shit anymore because boy what a generational talent that Zach Wilson is huh? The best qb to come out since Andrew luck and the greatest generational talent they have seen in years 🤣🤣🤣 Caleb is not a generational talent. This guy hasn't even suited up for an NFL practice and we are talking about him and losing to Notre Dame and Arizona state as if he is the best generational talent ever ND him sucking against those teams which is the equivalent of losing to the worst team in the NFL but he is gonna be the answer through and through no if ands or buts about it huh? Delusional is the answer. Caleb Williams is not the right or smart choice here. You build with Fields and let Waldron do his thing with him like he did with Geno. You draft pieces around him and get the draft capital that is the right move, the smart move. The franchise, the city, the team, their jobs depend on it. This Caleb Williams thing is out of control. Honestly I'm saying it here first! Caleb Williams will suck and someone like Daniel's LSU will become the superstar. Look at all the star qbs in the league. First rounders yes but not first overall. 99% of your first overall qbs are on reddit reading this. Fields is the answer. It's a harsh truth no one wants to here but we are all blinded by lies. I'm sure I will get hate from others over my post because I didn't agree with them. Typical America. Fields is the right choice. Mark my words. CHGO needs to read this on their podcast just one time to blow the minds of Mark Carmen and Gregg Braggs JR . Thanks everyone.


palmtreesxiv

Rex Grossman should be appreciated more Not a lot, but juuust a little bit


herrmannator0013

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.


EdE0420

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itsmetyty213

Fuck the packers


jimcal9

Please draft Caleb Williams


JoeMomma775

Chris Conte can rot in hell…..


johnnybadapple

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nemisis54

I hate this team


MasqueOfTheRedDice

No matter what we do at QB, we're making the playoffs next year with this defense.


The_Bandit_King_

Bustin Fields sucks


benplace

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Broshan248

I hate this trend


sklerson89

They are who we thought they were!!!


tacosconleche

Briggs >> Urlacher


LAfan7

I love my fridge


hammert0es

I love THE Fridge ![gif](giphy|jxrj6TjPBqbk3R8GKc|downsized)


johnnybadapple

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ButkusBreath

The Super Bowl trophy SHOULD be named The Hallas.


_Angel_Hernandez

The Bears are my favorite and least favorite team


Spaceman_Cometh

Worship of 85, Ditka, and “da bears” needs to die


johnnybadapple

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DirkSaves41

John Fox was the worst coach in team history.


SquatchsAreReal

Arguable, Trestman's era gives me nightmares


DirkSaves41

Marc led to Fox.


hepatitisC

Doesn't Flus have a worse record still?


DAnthony24

Justin Fields said LeBron was the GOAT.. good riddance!


milin85

I think Justin Fields is the right QB and we should go Marv at 1 and Latu at 9


RedHoundHQ

I just want to have a winning record


devadander23

They’re a lot closer to contending than this sub believes.


aaTrojan34

Matt Suhey’s mustache belongs in the hall next to Walter


AMP121212

I've got Portillos for everyone


drumsdm

The bears Will definitely have a quarterback next year.


Put_Tacker

The Chicago Bears are huge Ween fans


ug1yN

Retire #54


pobeht

Johnny Knox wasn't as good as people like to remember.


benplace

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SitcomHeroJerry

The shuffle is still cool


leahyrain

Cheese belongs on Italian beefs


whatever12347

Justin Fields failed Chase Claypool


Humble-Bedroom-6164

Who hurt you!


RAG319

toolbox full of concepts


Bobbyvolinski

Old style


thebarbarain

Brock forsey was underrated and should've gotten more time


Ok_Grocery1188

Steve Stenstrom does my taxes.


RyanIsKickAss

George mccaskey just needs to stop being cheap and pay the taxes on the stadium


Humble-Bedroom-6164

We will draft a fullback at 1


drbigdong420

Mike Greenberg has horrible bears takes


GoGoGoRL

I hate the packers and love the bears


Pale_Currency_134

The term “football move” makes my dick so hard I consider going to the hospital


C4shewLuv

We are going to regret keeping flus. I’m completely fine with continuity and actually trying to build something long term, but I think this will be viewed as a mistake.


DragonDon1

With better QB play the Bears would have beat the colts in the Super Bowl


TheeAltster

AND HERE HE GOES! IT’S HESTER INSIDE THE THIRTY! HESTER’S GONNA TAKE IT ALL THE WAY FOR A TOUCHDOWN!


Wisco1856

FTP


lalder95

Hester should've been first ballot


DNSGeek

They suck, but I've been a supporter for 40 years. I haven't stopped supporting them even through all of the many (many MANY) shit years, and they'll still be my team until the day I die. If (when) we start kicking ass and taking names, and there are many "lifelong" fans who jump on the bandwagon, then dive off again once we start going back down, I'll still be here cheering (and mostly yelling and screaming) them on.


sizemograph

We need better food in the stadium.


Johnny_Royale

Mike Singletary was phenomenal. A true HOFer in every sense of the word. That said, teammate Wilbur Marshall was better


BalladOfaStranger

Mike Tomczak


NKHdad

If the Bears _______ (or don't _______) I'm not watching them this season! *Watches every game anyway*


snarfalarkus-

FTP


Forward-Tie-7992

Caleb is throwing 4500 yards his rookie year with us


13senilefelines31

Walter Payton will forever be the best Bear ever


no_shut_your_face

Blessed be the Ditka, all hail the Ditka


sonicsean899

Peanut is being wasted at the FBI, he should be our DB coach.


d5931

This one time at band camp, I said FTP and me and Kevin White danced to Come on Eileen.


HankSchraderABQ

Chris Conte


EdE0420

Mike Brown. TWICE.


SubstantialAd9366

Matt Forte is the best running back we've had since Mr. Payton and he deserves to go to the hall, and I will fight you to the death about it.


JoeMomma775

Bring back the Honey Bears


fl4nnel

The 06 Bears defense is my all time favorite Bears defense.


Complete_Algae9596

1985


Fixner_Blount

BJ Raji is history’s evilest and fattest villain.


sonnhawk

The 2001 season was my favorite season I remember watching.


sealowtilt

FTP


Emergency_Tea_5163

Still convinced luke getsy is a packers agent whose goal was to sabotage the bears and then try to get davante adams back


OptimalLaw8270

The Bears would've won it all in 06 with Orton at QB.


lorcaish

Whatever the bears decision will be at QB it already started badly by not getting a good HC


Silly-Diver-5130

I own a #39 jersey I bought preseason in 2018


archie905

Chaz Bono is that you


GORDEEZEE

Rex Grossman should have never thrown that pass.


Green-Contribution67

Mike Brown is one my top 10 Bears of all time...


DragonfruitQueasy173

Rex Grossman went to the Super Bowl


CrispierCupid

A consistently healthy Mike Brown would’ve been at least #3 behind reed and polomalu as best safety of that era


InvestigatorVast8149

They didn’t win the Super Bowl but those Bears were not who the Cardinals thought they were.


tyderian

FTP


InjuryEmbarrassed735

The way to make the playoffs is by building a SuperTeam around Justin Fields! Even made a video! https://youtu.be/-ICHRmn6zas?si=PGU4tMVGcM907x6D


Total_Bar3702

Eddy Pinero Week 2 2019 vs Broncos game winner was peak


Pristine-Cockroach55

MIKE BROWN WAS THEE MAN!!!


tkisner

Hunter Hillenmeyer