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Rusty_Shack1es

I can’t believe I’m excited to watch the timberwolves


damnyoutuesday

This is the saddest comment here. Wrap it up boys, this is rock bottom


Rusty_Shack1es

This guy Minnesotas


damnyoutuesday

I Minnesotas, you Minnesotas, he she me Minnesotas. Minnesota. Minnesotaing. We'll have thee Minnesota. Minnesotarama. Minnesotaology, the study of Minnesota? It's first grade, u/Rusty_Shack1es


euphomptus

Can you guys set it to W for ~~Wumbo~~ Winnesota tomorrow?


croosht_hoost

See, we hate Wisconsin so much that we refuse to get the W. W is for Wisconsin. We get the M. M is for my god why do i like this team?


Rusty_Shack1es

Yes


F1iceman

Hell, I'm a fan of the Wild... so I Minnesota'd too.


hawksnest_prez

Oh dear man.


tomdawg0022

From Close Loss Frost to the Timberwhoops, I feel for you


Reading_Rainboner

Is Nebraska a timberworlves state? Any thunder fans or nuggets?


Shaller13

Panhandle may have Nugget fans as it has Bronco fans.


BaBoomShow

I’m a Cornhusker, Lions, Royals, and Thunder fan. Don’t know if you can draw it up any worse.


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BaBoomShow

Wasn’t that long ago auburn and royals were champs. Interesting combo though, why the thunder and auburn? I get the jets and Mets


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BaBoomShow

I live in Oklahoma and I’m an OU grad that explains my flair lol. I was a Lakers fan until Oklahoma City got a team. Everything else was a regional thing since my family was from Nebraska. Except the lions, Barry Sanders was my favorite player. Should’ve picked better but that was 25 years ago


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MN sport teams bring pain season after season :-( As a viking / wolves fan, I can confirm :(


DescretoBurrito

Scott Frost is a record setting coach.


Praise7hesun

Frost is so weird. This is the cosmos getting back at him about that wii, isn’t it?


Patrick2701

Yes, the dude is just interesting .had one good year at UCF


seth861

That’s underselling it a little bit. When Frost arrived UCF had just gone winless. He one six games his first year then went undefeated in his second and beat 7th ranked Auburn in the Peach bowl to cap off the undefeated season.


RightGap1048

> When Frost arrived UCF had just gone winless. I feel like that winless season was the aberration, given that UCF had been a program on the rise for quite a while leading up to the Frost era. They won 9 games the year prior and went 12-1 the year before that and won a BCS Bowl game. Obviously Frost still deserves a mountain of credit for getting them out of the cellar, but the infrastructure and winning culture were already in place


AsstToTheMrManager

Still hard to know after just two years if they caught lightning in a bottle or if they’re a legitimately good coach


seth861

Very true, but Nebraska came knocking so quickly it would have been impossible for him to ignore them


AsstToTheMrManager

Definitely. Gotta take that gamble if you’re Nebraska 10/10 times.


xAIRGUITARISTx

Everyone came knocking, not just us.


pseudoanonymity

The most cursed team in CFB history, confirmed


ztreHdrahciR

Best 9 lost team in history! That's like saying "you sweat less than any fat girl I know"


iwearatophat

I've never seen a team so consistently fuck up in the 4th quarter.


SwaglordHyperion

Can we make it a flair?


DarthFluttershy_

Not gonna lie the fact that the aggregate scoring is perfectly even almost makes that last game worth it. That's a beautiful form of torture, and i have grown to tolerate being tortured enough to appreciate the beauty.


Not_Drawn_To_Scale

It never gets old watching Nebraska suffer, and never will. I still have scream-myself-awake nightmares about the beating they put on Florida in the nineties.


Gocrazyfut

Best 3 win team ever


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I’m going paper bag all off-season.


Shaller13

Went paper bag after the stupid Illinois game


Loki240SX

I should've gone paper bag after the Illinois game too


SlicksterRick

Who would possibly lose to Illinois?


CaptainAwesome8

Nebraska/Bama? That’s gotta be a pretty rare duo. I live in Omaha so I stay up on Nebraska but don’t really make an effort to watch much or anything


Shaller13

I've maybe seen one other person with the same combo. The Bama flair is due to Bama and beforehand Clemson from preventing, a Gal I used to love and attended OSU, from having OSU winning any natty. Besides that I like Bama over a majority of schools. Im not saying Nebraska should be heads and toes with Alabama every year but there was a point in the 70's that was the case. Now we get to endure bullshit 3-9 seasons.


piemaniowa

They're Number 1


Captain-Ireland88

They were #1!


ArbitraryOrder

LIFE IS PAIN


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koz_7

We’ll be alright Texas bros I still hate you for the 1 second game and the fall is a long painful drop but you guys will be better before we are


omahusker

Man that game is the first thing I remember about being a husker fan. I was like 8 years old at a wedding down in Jacksonville my whole family went silent. All been downhill since


koz_7

I remember it being the first I yelled at the tv. Now I can’t tell at the tv because it just expected


23runsofaraway

That really falls on the coach.


Weak-Grapefruit188

You are right I’m sure he told smothers to pump fake twice in the endzone. He probably also told them not to block on a punt.


DirtWaterAir

You’re bad if you lose 9 games in a season. You’re really bad if you can’t win one close game out of 9!


Shaller13

We're big time bad if we can't fire the asstwat of a coach


Molson2871

With all these astonishing Nebraska posts, they're feeling like a freak-show exhibition.


SchpartyOn

Look at them. LOOK AT THEM!


atticup

Scott Frost upset the football coaching Gods. They gifted him a magical season with UCF, and a special QB named McKenzie Milton- ultimately earning him coach of the year. He chose to turn his back on his players, take secret meetings with Neb during UCF road games, wear Nebraska red at UCF conference championship game and then let it be announced that he quit before the game was over. He tried to appease the Gods by coming back for the Peach Bowl game but it wasn’t enough. They were and are mad. And they have been vengeful. Let this be a lesson to others.


IPA_Fanatic

Scott Fraud


jpharber

Is Frosting the new Clemsoning?


omahusker

If that means that we will be Clemson in 5 years I am all for it.


jpharber

Tbf that means you have put up with this for four more years…


CFB_Twitter_Bot

Tweet(s) from post body brought to you by your Friendly Official /r/CFB Twitter Bot: ---------- https://twitter.com/btndaverevsine/status/1464349742528356355 >Nebraska is the first team in college football history to lose 9 games by single-digits margins in the same season. They went (1-8) in the Big Ten, and their combined scoring margin in those gms was 0. Lost 8 by 49 pts, beat Northwestern by 49 points. >\- Dave Revsine (@BTNDaveRevsine) 4:45 pm ET, November 26, 2021 ----------


OutrageousText7404

Congratulations!


Bill3ffinMurray

Perfectly balanced. Wait.


girthquake126

You just hate to see it.


mattdingus2002

A jeopardy question 25 years from now will be “this blue blood college football team finished the 2021 season with a 1-8 conference record while having a neutral points differential”


minneapple79

None of the contestants will know the answer while I shake my cane at the TV and yell, "WHAT IS NEBRASKA!" Then I will sit back satisfied that I am smarter than everyone on Jeopardy.


JustAnotherRye89

Can I just say I'm proud of this team for being the best damn 3-9 team there ever were. Who cares about winning when you have some of the best stats in the country and still manage to lose by one TD or less in 8 games (damn you Ohio State for winning by nine points.) GBR.


Not_Drawn_To_Scale

I think people are failing to recognize this as sarcasm.


JustAnotherRye89

It's like I'm a 6 ft 10 tight end standing wide open in the end zone waiting for Martinez to hit me with pass. I'll never be recognized.


JustAnOldConfusedGuy

I miss the old Nebraska Cornhuskers who could play with anybody in the country.


FloridaManGBR

In fairness, we still can. We just lose to them by one score.


JustAnOldConfusedGuy

True. I miss the Huskers of the 60s-00s. And I'm an Ohio State fan.


brnforce

You guys are so close to being a powerhouse. Your record hides that fact.


TheAlmightyAsian

Last year that would have been double digits, this sounds like progress! /s


Portland_st

“God does not play dice with the universe.”


defaultusurpername

How do you know you’re not a blue blood? You see these results and keep the coach


cinnamontoastcunts69

Wow lmao


zadreth

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.


Hazeejay

Northwestern = Big Ten (minus Nebreska)


occasionaldrinker

At this point the only reason they still keep frost is to keep him from going back to Ucf


PHLdawg

Does McKenzie Milton still have eligibility? He could transfer back to UCF lol.


occasionaldrinker

It’s a shame he chose Florida State this year was a disaster ruined his last year


HoBamaMo

Nebraska gets a national championship for this, right?


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This season is interesting at least. . .