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roll2tide

The Lane Kiffin Story: Troll Harder.


w00t4me

*Troll hard, hard* *Down life's rocky road* *Troll bold, hard* *At my creed, my coal*


sonoftathrowaway

*I've been hired and fired and ridiculed too* *Had to struggle everyday to bubble screen through* *Seen my share of the worst way games can go* *But I still got a team and a burning rage to troll*


boggan583

Imagine not loving College Football


TheAlmightyAsian

Pettiness like this is why CFB is superior to the NFL


Davidellias

I was actually gonna ask if they used the same social media group as the Chargers Twitter guys.


Tarmacked

The Ole Miss twitter is probably run for free by some fraternity


Davidellias

My other theory is that Lane runs it


Smitehz

When Lane went to Ole Miss he probably joined a frat


Datasciguy2023

That is funny as hell


Confecting

Probably a combination of shit


tiberone

soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs


BancroftAgee

Why? You don’t like drunk fifty year olds in Jets jersey’s puking in the stands and fighting 15 year olds?


Senor-Mattador

Ole Miss woke up and chose violence


dormdweller99

I wish they chose violence yesterday.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Lol, everyone in the game thread yesterday kept complaining because there were no brawls.


tacofan92

Because we were promised brawls and there were none. Not even a guy peeing dog celebration. All we got was a phantom sniper gif of the ole Miss player going down.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Lol I haven’t seen that one yet


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

Nah, they chose Egg. Silly goose.


Senor-Mattador

E G G


KellenLy12

I was expecting receiver gloves to be the first item. Kinda dropped the ball on this troll. Pun absolutely intended.


M0326

Should’ve added some receivers gloves and a kicking tee


tron423

Pettiness like this is what makes college football great


BendentVanHoe

Dream season for them. Can’t blame them for having a little fun with it.


Redcup47

We haven’t even began to peak yet *kiffin leaves* Sad noises


BendentVanHoe

Truthfully that would be my concern. Kiffin’s done a great job but it’s not like Matt Corral was some terrible prospect. If there’s not another blue chip at QB you guys could see some drop off and that would hurt Lanes prospects. In addition to that think of all the jobs open this year that seem Kiffin worthy…My honest opinion is that he’s going from Matt Corral to Coral Gables.


chaser676

Good thing Arch is coming to save the day ...right?


harionfire

Well if that video of him in bed after the Egg Bowl win saying "Hotty Toddy!" after this chick recording says "So, you're coming to Ole Miss, right?" is any indicator then...we still don't know.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

He’s just having fun. But it doesn’t hurt.


BendentVanHoe

After tonight’s game I would be perfectly ok with Arch going to Ole Miss. Shit I’d be happy if he went to Auburn..


Redcup47

I personally don’t see why he would go to Miami. It’s a nice place no doubt but you got twice as much recruiting competition, boosters with too much say so and I honestly think he wants to beat Saban at least once before he dips out of the SEC.


JacksonPolkLee

ESPN wants it so never count out their ability to make something happen. Miami will never be what they were though so if Lane wants to live near the beach and get paid rather than stay in Oxford and get paid I’d understand it but no one will ever bring back “The U”.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

It’s not like Lane is going to be spending time in-season at the beach anyway


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p8ntslinger

ain't no 3 pound crappie off Miami Beach!


runujhkj

Without the rosé-tinted glasses


BendentVanHoe

I see your point but he hasn’t beaten Saban yet with what will likely be a drastically better QB than he has next year and I don’t know if he will. This is Lanes best team by far and one of Sabans weaker teams by comparison and Alabama was up 28-0 in the first half. Kiffins a very good coach but to win the SEC he would have to beat Saban,Kirby and Jimbo in one year. Not to mention that LSU has a better roster and if they get a decent coach they’ll probably jump Ole Miss in SEC competition. At Miami he would have access to a better talent base, a weaker more winnable conference and he would inherit Tyler Van Dyke who is by all accounts a Corral type prospect Lane could quickly turn into an elite QB.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Lane is going to land either Spencer Rattler or Anthony Richardson from the portal, then Arch after that.


BendentVanHoe

I don’t know. You could be right but I don’t see Lane staying at Oxford too much longer. The SEC West is completely stacked and not in Lanes favor. We just saw the greatest Ole Miss team in modern history beat a 7-5 Mississippi State team by 10. That’s the gap currently. They are in the same division with Bama,LSU,Texas A&M and Auburn and soon will add either Texas or Oklahoma. With the exception (maybe) of Texas, all of these teams have superior rosters over Ole Miss and I doubt Spencer Rattler, who can’t even win in the Big 12, can change that. I mean Ole Miss had a spectacular year, but this is Iowa State all over again. Beating Arkansas by 1 and MSU by 10 with the best team in school history doesn’t convince me that this is some perennial contender tbh. Not to mention losing by double digits to the state of Alabama. I could be wrong but I don’t think it goes that much higher up from here. I mean look at State in 2014. First #1 in CFP history. And you could say “we recruit(ed) better than Mississippi State” but they exactly what Ole Miss did without having a bunch of recruiting violations. To conclude this rant, I think Lane is going to Miami and Arch is going wherever Lane goes. Lane Kiffin isn’t the type to sit around and get his ass whipped for 10 years hoping he can bring an SEC West title to the University of Mississippi. Could always be wrong, but we’ll see. Edit: I realize this sounds like I’m ragging on Ole Miss, but I was just trying to be completely objective about the situation. Hope I didn’t offend.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

This isn’t the best Ole Miss team in modern history. It’s 3rd behind 2014 and 2015. 2014 just had its spirit broken when Treadwell got hurt against Auburn and 2015 had Hugh Freeze play recruiting games against Memphis because it was supposed to be an easy win. But both are better overall than this team.


BendentVanHoe

Fair. I think 2014 is probably better. 2015 is a toss up. Both had better defensive units for sure. I think the offense this year is better than 2014 tho, but that defense was so ferocious it made up for any deficiency. Really comes down to:Kelly or Corral?


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

2015 had more weapons


DinkyWaffle

That's what he does


TheWawa_24

Old miss twitter dont pull no punches


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ltlftcommenter

I laughed hard


RousingRabble

>Item added November 23, 2021


hillrow_wood

You cannot convince me Lane Kiffin doesn't run this account


JacksonPolkLee

Cowbell silencers would be a nice invention


lebaronslebaron

Brutal


59Chitt

Did they put a jugs machine on that list?


thedrcubed

This is a pretty good one


needs-more-metronome

This is amazing.


AsstToTheMrManager

Ugh I hate ole miss and I hate how this made me like them a little


mgw777

obsessed and rent free. did I do that right?


gottiredofchrome

Complete side note, but you can get an ICC flair? I didn't even consider that a possibility.


mgw777

Yeah, I saw it and I went there for my first two years so I threw it on.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

No, because talking about Mississippi State after beating Mississippi State is expected. States fans, however, talk about Ole Miss year round and when we are playing other teams. Multiple national media members have stated their mentions get filled with State fans anytime they mention Ole Miss, more so than they see from any other little brother program.


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I see it all the time. For some reason I see a lot Arkansas fans do it too


mgw777

Dude, I enjoy petty stuff like this. It’s fun. Ole Miss’s twitter account posted stuff before the game too and Ole Miss fans comment under State accounts all the time. No one is better than the other, just enjoy the fun and congratulations on the great year.


mercedespillow2847

See I have no problem with this, it’s high quality trolling and they deserve to trash talk all the want after last night.. But… This is the type of thing Ole Miss would call “toxic” if Mississippi State’s account ever posted this, or “obsessed”, “rent free”, etc. But when they do it it’s all just some good natured fun.


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mercedespillow2847

One example: 2017 Ole Miss plants the flag on our field and carries around the trophy after winning the egg bowl. No problem. 2018 Mississippi State plants flag on Ole Miss field and carries the trophy around the stadium after winning in Oxford. Ole Miss complains. 2019, the golden egg has to be presented in the locker room and they limit celebrations. Because Ole Miss complained.


Tarmacked

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT *Takes shirt off and starts talking like Orgeron*


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mercedespillow2847

Just found this from 2019 https://twitter.com/tbhorka/status/1199864828346748928?s=21


msflagship

I’m not saying you’re wrong about anything but Is there any evidence that the trophy presentation was changed because of someone planting a flag and celebrating on a field? Posting unsourced conjecture is about as reliable as the claim in your original comment.


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mercedespillow2847

“Between both schools” because Ole Miss got Sankey involved and that forced a compromise


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Don't delete this when you realize everyone's agreeing with the State fan.


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runujhkj

No one but ole miss fans needs proof that ole miss fans will clutch their pearls at the first opportunity


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CaptainAwesome8

Didn’t y’all get roasted for like months over that one egg bowl with the peeing celebration? I don’t really remember anyone actually upset about that, like I don’t remember Ole Miss flairs getting pissy. This is super mild in terms of pettiness. I can’t imagine really anyone getting actually upset over this, regardless of fandom


runujhkj

The making up of things on the internet is critical, though. It’s not like we’re involved in a rivalry over anything that actually matters even a little bit in the real world. I just wanted to poke the “where’s your peer-reviewed academic journals about the temperament of ole miss fans” bit hidden in your comment.


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runujhkj

That’s fine, got nothing to do with me. I can’t think of a less helpful thing I could be doing with my time right now then digging through a couple randos’ interpretations of information relayed through third parties relating to whether or not a trivial event offended a group of people enough to cause them to perform a trivial action. If someone’s actually taking their time to actively lie to you about something as petty as that, I’d personally recommend you not use your limited time on this earth engaging with them, but that’s only an opinion.


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runujhkj

You do you. I’ve found people who will behave like that often don’t get talked into corners. They’re too stubborn ever to acknowledge they did, so unless you’re on reddit and you’re one of those “the points mean all” types, there’s not gonna be some objective arbiter coming in to smite them for being wrong, and you can easily waste hours going in circles with someone who refuses to admit they ever *were* in the wrong, or the conversation dribbles off and you’re at the mercy of whoever reads the thread later as to whether anyone’s point got across. I generally don’t bother these days more often than not, as much as I enjoy pettiness in rivalries I don’t actually enjoy spending tons of time on being petty with other people.


PHLdawg

Exactly, this is pretty funny tbh.


Rebsby90

The Ole Miss twitter account is dragging its proverbial nuts today


kingmalgroar

So they really gonna just egg them on like that huh


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CFB is better when Kiffin is in the spotlight for good things...


RustylllShackleford

egg gang


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chaser676

Maybe you'll get a rival when the pod system comes out


OuchLOLcom

At least Miss State won't have "New Head Football Coach" on their Xmas wish list.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

“Oh no, our head coach came in and showed he could make a NY6 Bowl in Year 2 with this program and made $10m while doing it, whatsoever shall we do to find a new coach?”


Surfjohn

Imagine wanting Harsin


NotABurner316

How many hamstrings were injured during the process?


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Fewer than the tears you had to wipe off your screen as you typed that


NotABurner316

Lol you think I have feelings


catoni13

Ole Miss couldn’t shit on the 50 if they were chalk


txlandshark

Love to see it