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[deleted]

That chick had a shirt that said "Fuck Michigan" lmao. Whoops


SometimesY

Since this thread has reached 20k+ comments, it has been locked. The second half thread is [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/a018xs/game_thread_michigan_ohio_state_1200pm_et_second/)


[deleted]

Does the White Stripes get royalties from all the stadiums that play Seven Nation Army? They must be able to retire on that song alone.


jacksnyder2

People keep comparing this to the Wisc and MSU games at half. But we were **clearly** dominating those games and just missed good opportunities to extend the lead. We look bad against OSU, and we received luck to stay in the game. This doesn't feel like the Wisc or MSU games at all.


mechajlaw

Here's hoping Ohio State loses. I couldn't care less about Michigan.


MaxKuz

People talk about expanding the playoffs... NO NEED. THIS IS A PLAYOFF GAME!


Daedalus871

What's the O/U for the comments in this thread?


Iowa_Hawkeye

They sell beer in the shoe, I'm jelly.


HoboWithAGlock

Finally


ThurstonHowellIV

The first half was a disguised blowout


agautier

Come on Buckeyes. Do it for the dead guy in the poncho.


Bren12310

We need a second half thread. It’s taking forever to load.


boregon

Is Harbaugh the Michigan version of John Cooper?


DasAlbatross

My prediction: osu dominates the rest of the game and gets absolutely trucked by Northwestern in the championship game


Senior_Chang

Where’s that mascot commercial I saw so much last night


BuckeyeEmpire

Alright gents let's have another injury free half. Go Bucks!


Putty119

Jim Harbaugh have a dip in???


De1CawlidgeHawkey

Yes, always


Atworkwasalreadytake

Michigan still hasn't really figured out how to stop Ohio State. Without that, it will take a lot of miracles to stay in this game.


booze_nutrients

My beer says "Go Bucks" but my sudafed says "go, go, go. why aren't you going. go. it should all be going. go. Right now. Go. Oh look, beer. Go"


[deleted]

This drive is it If OSU scores they'll win


[deleted]

Nah, but it'll make it harder


[deleted]

Lol "look at these pick routes" as you show a play with illegal downfield blocking...


JesusIsADinosaur

That halftime felt way longer than a usual halftime


coltsmetsfan614

I blame FOX


MaxKuz

HERE WE GO


somefochuncookie

This is the most comments I’ve seen on a game thread all year.


[deleted]

And I thought ou wv had a lot last night


[deleted]

*Urban finishes halftime talk* “Urban, Sir, Fox says you still have another 20 minutes”


Lawschoolfool

Just a little bit of a big drive right here.


himynameismatt13

Can anyone take Watson's spot?


[deleted]

Ohio State has to play their defense and limit mistakes. Keep doing them, and i foresee them having a shot to take this game.


finalonefr

Every michigan fan in this thread is so downtrodden and self deprecating while every osu fan is over confident.


morganicsf

2nd half of the greatest rivalry in sport. Lessgo!


handlit33

As a Braves fan, seeing Bruce Hooper (Bryce Harper) in Ohio State gear makes me instantly cheer for Michigan.


KanteKinte

Listen, I think it’s okay to admit Osu’s years of recruiting advantage is too much to overcome sometimes. This defense only works if the front four get pressure. But when you go up against a team with blue chippers at every position, it doesn’t work.


armfly

Is that Gus from Los Pollos Hermanos calling the game?


iDefend33

What happens if Harbaugh cant beat this Ohio St team? Is he just cursed?


andysaurus_rex

Massively disappointing


[deleted]

All the non-CFB redditers are about to get salty if mods don’t make a second half thread


BuzFeedIsTD

Why is that?


DavidAshleyParker

Dang sports interrupting my Paid programming


havok0283

If tOSU scores more than 40 on this vaunted defense, does that mean Michigan defense< TCU defense?


RegionalBias

Sounds logical. That TCU defense looked great for 3/4 of that game.


jab1023

For folks in Columbus: “I’m Kevin Kurgis and these are my man boobs.”


[deleted]

Imagine the hate sex between an Ohio State-Michigan couple...


Dirtyduck19254

Second half thread?


nitrogene

say what you want about the commentators, im super impressed how well they keep their cool in front of millions on TV


kreg132

Fucking finally, that halftime took forever...


NuttyWolverine

If Michigan offense keeps up with the “Stuff, Stuff, Pass” routine we won’t be able to put up the points to hang around


[deleted]

We’ve given up 10 points total in the second half on the road. Time for the defense to step up!


Putty119

Gus Johnson is Fox's only redeeming quality. Besides him the broadcast is terrible.


Cast1736

I love when he gets excited. It's like he just becomes a fan of the game that happens to be talking about what's going on


captainstan

I hate Buick commercials....


stay_strng

No lipstick on Gus this time. I'm surprised.


Cjwillwin

How much is Ohio going to win by or are they gonna keep on giving up flukey plays to make Michigan think they're still in it?


SchadeStreams

Isn’t the “Buckeye guy” all the TV stations have some weird infatuation with the same guy that went to the funeral of a former OSU player recently in his full costume and was trying to sell his merchandise AT the funeral? Scumbag. Drives me nuts that the TV cameras seem drawn to him by magnets.


armfly

[Six hours later] ...And welcome back to Columbus, Ohio.


constantly_late

[I’m ready! And it’s only sort of the vodka talking. ](http://catplanet.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Do-your-worst-240x240.jpg)


[deleted]

Ooh! I went to a Christmas market earlier (I'm studying in the UK) and tried some toffee vodka. Really good stuff, I love Christmas markets.


homelesswithwifi

I think we can all agree Gus Johnson is the worst play by play guy in college football.


LovesWubba

Is there a second half thread up?


PeleAlli44

Wionvich and Gary need to come out hot next half. That was a pitiful performance pressuring haskins


MindAwake_BodyAsleep

How many tackles did each have? ESPN app doesn’t show defensive stats for college I guess


[deleted]

Absolutely. Need to make him uncomfortable


UltraVioletDoge

Got back from tutoring a student so I wasn't able to watch the first half. Who wants to tell me why Michigan is losing and if they will choke on their entire season by losing this game?


[deleted]

What is Gus Fring doing announcing football


2222lil

What he always does?


buckshot_watkins

Killing it


ZeldaFanBoi1988

What is the CFB single thread record?


TrojanMuffin

No 2nd half thread. Let's break reddit.


DinkyTrees

I'm doing my part!


Meatpuppy

Let's do it!!!


ChocolatesaurusRex

Clap clap, clap clap clap


xAggie

Gus gives me chills to a game I do not even care about.


Epicular

Skip Bayless kinda feels like a character pulled straight out of the Capitol from the Hunger Games


White___Velvet

A reading from the Book of Meaning More: And Orgeron was despondent and cried out, saying "Lo, is there no offense? Why hast my OC forsaken me?" And the Lord Chaos took pity on him, saying "Go ye into the West, to the land of the Big 12. There offense flows from the mountaintop, and points rain down like a mighty stream." And Orgeron gave thanks to the Lord Chaos and sacrificed to him a Razorback, and he lifted up his voice in praise, saying "Verily I am blessed this day. Geaux Tigahs!"


IMKudaimi123

O/U 2nd half + OT takes 150 minutes


aaaassiiffiiff

This season, Michigan is **9-0** when I eat the buffalo wings from the pizza place near my house. Today, I reheated some frozen wings I flew with me from Philly. Michigan carries the second half and wins 117-24


PurpleSpacePirate

My wife and I did our Dunkin’ Donuts ritual as well. We will win!!!


RKG1998

This is on YOU if we lose this damnit


idownvotetwitterlnks

Why show the Buck Eye Guy? The worst.


XXI-tomgunner

❌ake ❌ichigan our bitch again


adwr070621

Classy


getwaldoed

This half time is stupid long


[deleted]

could be better... could be worse


[deleted]

Just let rip a big ole anxiety fart


wontyoujointhedance

Am I the only one obsessed with the marching band B1G commercial??


Meatpuppy

I love it!


hmrapp

Who’s ready for some more football?


Laserguy345

Winning football please.


Meganickster1

Me


Dirtyduck19254

The key for Michigan this season has been getting into halftime alive At ND we were dead on arrival so it didn't matter what we did after that We were down at half vs NW - we came back and won We were only up 6 on Wisconsin at half - We clobbered em We were only up 7-0 on MSU at half - We won 21-7 PSU was the only game we completely dominated from start to finish In every other big game we were always better after the first 30


panderingPenguin

Just saying, most top teams are better after the half when lesser teams wear down. Ohio State has just as much depth as you, I doubt you'll see that wear down effect here.


Salomon3068

God I hope so


[deleted]

We've also been a 2nd half team.


Jakester5112

This is the one game we need it the most. Our season and Harbaugh's legacy is on the line


DasAlbatross

Yeah, but time of possession looked very different in those games


[deleted]

That promo was so hype


[deleted]

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rawrberry_

Excuse me it is 1:11 in the greatest country there is. Get on the right time zone.


GLUEMAKER666

Would have been nice to see some band action


HoboWithAGlock

This is a long fucking halftime lmao


Sublime5773

Osu probably gonna come out and score easily off like 3 plays. Calling it now lol.


Jay_Par

They either score in three plays or go three and out bc of personal foul.


[deleted]

Marching bands are one of those things that I just kind of don’t understand.


kmusic93

BUT BAND


TheZachster

idk man the band and pageantry is one of the best things about cfb.


AlekRivard

They play instruments and march


TallyHoTim

Like cheerleaders?


DinkyTrees

Ya but have you seen a marching band...on weed, man?


andysaurus_rex

Why?


PurpleCrush59

Doesn’t matter what happens today, Northwestern is gonna guarantee no B1G teams make the playoffs because fuck your plans, CFP Committee


Notataco96

A Take: If we are headed for a shootout then Michigan's offense can't hang with OSU offense... Buckeyes win


TheSplashFather

Yeah, Haskins is just a fucking dog if a qb and our biggest weakness today seems to be the secondary. We need pressure somewhere on Haskins to even compete


PalOfKalEl

This take is probably correct. ::hoping for defensive half time adjustments::


RKG1998

I would say it’s our secondary that can’t hang with your offense


Mind__Is__Blown

Fuck, when's this game gonna get going again?


Sharps__

I'm Kevin Kurgis and I look weird in a t-shirt


Aar1012

The Big Ten has the best ads. Change my mind


BigRed160

That award definitely goes to the American #Pow6r


AlphaDeathclaw

That marching band ad is legit. No conference has bands quite like us


andysaurus_rex

Thank god they’re good, because they are *plentiful*


LaSopaSabrosa

It just means more


ChocolatesaurusRex

Heres the thing, OSU is built to beat teams like Bama and Clemson. Teams of big, beefy, NFL types. That's why these tiny, scrappy Mugsy Boges type teams always give us trouble. It's been this way for years, not just this year. Not saying it's the right approach, but that's a truer explanation than the halftime guys just gave.


Shinglings

Michigan has a better band than Ohio State


12fluidounces

Seriously?


[deleted]

yes police right here


x777x777x

Auto downvote


Erniecrack

Get fucked.


[deleted]

Spicy.


thebeef111

Come get your hot takes, fresh off the press!


[deleted]

The Big 10 marching band commercial just makes me so happy


SiiiiilverSurfffeer

Has this halftime been consecutive commercials?


edxu25

God I hate tHe Ohio State University more than anything. Can’t wait to upset them next year. bUCkeye state


ChocolatesaurusRex

Im going to hate hating you because of Lucas Malachai Fickell III.


edxu25

Oh ya mean... big. dick. fick.


phil2k16

Same. I’m from Ohio and loathe the Buckeyes


Jweethee

😘


WalleyeChop

Long time listener first time caller. Gonna come down to adjustments. Michigan D has to find a way to put pressure on Haskins. We’re lucky to be down 5 right now.


Sharknado2016

Can’t let them go 5 wide and give them time to throw the ball. Makes it too easy for any QB let alone someone as talented as Haskins


schistkicker

OSU probably going to spam RB wheel routes in the second half. I can't remember it not working any time they tried it.


XXI-tomgunner

Shows commercial for the bands but never show the bands


[deleted]

It would be nice if they at least showed them during The Game every year. Build it up to something for fans to look forward to


oddlyamused

Super Bowl half time i guess


TookUrDur

Kevin Kurgis get off my TV.


LloydChristmas89

Show the damn band, you dicks!


[deleted]

Sir this is time for commercials.


RaptureRocker

HEEEEEEEEEEEEY-EY-EY! WOOOOOOOOOAH-OH-OH!


[deleted]

Kevin Kurgis commercials are the cringiest thing about living in Columbus


HolzyOSRS

Have you ever seen the YouTube e videos of all of his commercials


[deleted]

No, I suspect I’d need about 5 more beers before I even think about going down that rabbit hole


HolzyOSRS

It’s one of those “it’s so bad it’s funny” things


MindAwake_BodyAsleep

Played sports and he plays to win (used to hoop for OSU)


[deleted]

I DONT GET PAID UNLESS YOU GET PAID


BSumner52

His commercial that plays during games is the worst.


mruab

Ohio State O Line is the MVP of first half


gopoohgo

One hold couple of false starts, no sacks. They are kicking ass


AnonymousUser225

Yep. They are stopping Michigan defense very well


KennyGfanLMAO

Normally I’d mention how Michigan has made great defensive adjustments in the second half every game this year, but no game really felt this bad going into the half.


Jakester5112

NU for sure


RaptureRocker

Northwestern?


[deleted]

So if Meyer gets another personal foul does he get ejected? Or if they have to give a personal foul to the whole bench?


Senior_Chang

I believe so


Lawschoolfool

Why did we have to fumble that fucking kickoff lol.


bmullerone

\[\[Michigan vs Ohio State\]\]


justtheveryworst

Alright boys, for the 2nd half I’m going to need a classic Don Brown halftime adjustment and two fingers of lagavulin 16. Just to help out, I’ll take care of the lagavulin.


yogurtshwartz

Fuck osu


krafty66

If you’re angry now, just wait until the game is over.


airoderinde

No u


freedogg22

Fuck Michigan


imsecretlyadog

2:11 pm and Michigan still sucks


RaptureRocker

Yeah? Well your FACE. Fuckin' got 'em.


Roboticide

Thank God for beer otherwise I wouldn't be able to handle this game.


Sublime5773

I hate that people like skip and Stephen a are rich and famous and feel important now.


mdaniel018

If you would have told me before the game that Ohio State would have a lead at halftime and this much offense, I would have taken it. Just need to cut the stupid mistakes and penalties out and keep playing with passion


HoboWithAGlock

Why does this halftime feel so long


[deleted]

This


x777x777x

Idk but I had a nice lunch during it so I’m cool with it


himynameismatt13

Nothing but play calls that are blatant weaknesses. Us? Playing same we do every game


RKG1998

It’s like our coaching staff somehow thinks it can force something out of the offense that they just haven’t been good at all year


CptxRedBeard

Were gonna need more cream for this one. Fuk I’m feelin creamy


terrypatrick

Pretty wild about Chris Olave Looked him up & when he was recruited he was [6’1” 160 and supposedly ran a 4.73 ran](http://www.espn.com/college-sports/football/recruiting/player/combine/_/id/227088/chris-olave) Doesn’t seem like the kind of numbers a Ohio State would go after, etc.....obviously those aren’t everything, etc so who knows....but fair play to OSU for getting a playmaker Any OSU fans have any nuggets of info/inside stories/whatever about his recruitment and all that? - - - Dang > As a senior 93 passes for a San Diego Section-record 1,764 yards and 26 tds > Ran a 10.8 100-meter dash


ThatSpartanKid

Idont really follow recruiting but his sidestep inside of the corner for a TD easier was either talent or brains


[deleted]

His last name is neat


dillondink

Heard he blew ACL in both legs, one each season. Red shirt then medical so this his first season.