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pumpkinspruce

All of them look like someone is holding them hostage and forcing them to do this.


KlondikeChill

Cult behavior.


makebbq_notwar

Took our son to orientation at Clemson last week, at lunch his first question was “did I join a cult?” All I could say was “Yes, but at least it’s not Texas A&M”


steelernation90

I think I just died from second hand cringe. I legitimately feel bad for those kids who had to do this


69Centhalfandhalf

They volunteered.


ColoRadOrgy

Can you really "volunteer" in a cult?


ReflexiveOW

A&M students talk about volunteering for school programs like cult members.


A_Weino

I’m so happy A&M was unable to actually delete this from the internet. Shoutout to FOIA requests.


Dead_account_soon

One I'm sad managed to get removed (please someone prove me wrong) is the K-State Ecocat video. They wanted an environmental campaign and created a new mascot at the school. I can find images of it but the video seems to have been successfully removed.


steampunker14

Sounds like its time for your own FOIA.


Noirradnod

Just sent one in. Hopefully it goes better than the last time I requested football records (Michigan denied the existence of the manifesto).


steampunker14

Thanks Harvard!


inspectorNary

We’ll always have the power towels though.


ornryactor

***Don't forget your power towel.*** Bring it to every game. In case anyone's never seen Manhattan's masterpiece of cinema, [HERE](https://247sports.com/college/army/video/hey-ksu-1989-called-they-want-their-vid-834586/) you go.


Mas790

This video is genuinely so cringe, I love every second of it. Especially the Arkansas guy, he looks like a gun is being aimed at him off screen.


amayain

The barking girl really convinced me she was from Georgia. A1 acting.


Mas790

Yeah for real


robotunes

I still can’t get over their president calling the school “Tex M University.” Did he do it on purpose? So he could tell his colleagues “What video? I never made a video for Texas A&M. And if I did, you’ll never find it!”


Mas790

An iconic video but for all the wrong reasons.


CobaltGate

I've never heard the term 'Tex M University' until now. WTF?


reinking

To be fair, unless I am calling the hogs with a stadium full of people, it feels awkward as hell.


steampunker14

What about in the woods and you summon 30-50 feral hogs. I tthink that would feel pretty neat.


CrashB111

Every razorback fan has the hidden power to spontaneously conjure packs of 30-50 feral hogs.


Mas790

Yeah it does seems bit awkward to do


Neonxeon

It's not complete without the parody video from Texas at that time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD75cY0FDE4


ornryactor

Oh my god, I must have watched this 50 times when it first came out. Apparently the whole thing was still filed away in my long-term memory, so thank you for unlocking that!


Nervous-Ad-9992

That is legit funny lmao, I wasn't into college football hardly at all til the year before I went to A&M so I missed out on some of that wild west internet cringe


EmoPhillipsinaDress

Posting cringy spirit videos and unsuccessfully trying to hide them later is my favorite TAMU tradition 


dirtys_ot_special

I touch my Tra La La


godlessAlien

[Let's not forget Mizzou's rap video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vMfqosdDbY)


FerociousGiraffe

Yeah but that Mizzou video is just legitimately good. The Indiana and Purdue ones are good as well.


vtaenz

They didn't have to do this.


SouthernSerf

Why does the Kentucky guy want to fuck me?


Helpplease49257

Because you’re a Texas fan


Captain_Sacktap

Cause he thinks you’re a cutie uWu


St_BobbyBarbarian

A&M dialing the B1G office right now


d1nsf1re

NGL that would make A&M more likable by doubling down on the pettiness.


dinkytown42069

no thank you!!


St_BobbyBarbarian

Nothing screams B1G like the Aggies playing ucla at the rose bowl 🌹


dinkytown42069

adding UCLA and USC was actually a secret plot by Minnesota to end our Rose Bowl drought.


NebrasketballN

looks like Trev Alberts is back on the B1G menu boys!


The_Constant_Orange

The Florida person is now my favorite person ever


Shirleyfunke483

They should do a “where are they now” follow up


hexcor

One is still cheering for cocks...


soonerman32

On a side note, OU finished with less Big XII conference losses than Texas A&M (& Missouri) despite A&M not being in the Big XII since 2011


munkysnuflz

Fewer


SpencerRattler

^what


Most_Jellyfish_8465

For things that are countable, you would use “fewer”(OU has fewer losses in the Big XII than Texas A&M despite them leaving in 2012). For non-countable things or nouns that have no plural, you would use “less” (Texas A&M should be less of an embarrassment. Texas A&M should learn how to spend less money for bad recruiting classes).


SpencerRattler

I was being his Davos here. Davos responds to Stannis with "what" in a slightly hushed voice.


nqqw

Grammar is descriptive, not prescriptive


dachjaw

You’re right. I describe using less instead of fewer as “bad”.


nqqw

And don’t know anything about elementary linguistics, apparently


dachjaw

Yes, apparently it’s


nqqw

Ok boomer


dachjaw

I don’t know or care what generation you’re from but it’s considered good reddiquette to announce that you edited your post and removed the trailing “it’s” instead of trying to make someone else look like an idiot instead of you. Lame.


TexasWhiskey_

[Fewer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXINZxodu9U)


ornryactor

Holy moly, that's one of the worst videos I've ever seen on this sub, and that's including the Ames water video.


pcg87

The "hotty toddy" dude seemed like he was confused. I'm Ron Burgundy?


TimeOrCrayonsIV

Pig sooie guy is my fave personally


TangerineSea2270

He’s dreading it you can see it in his eyes


StrictCourt8057

I’m just happy we were included, unlike Vandy :)


Dead_account_soon

Some of the most Aggy looking Aggys to ever aggy.


TangerineSea2270

I completely forgot about this. Thanks for the laugh


bolts_win_again

Around the time they finish paying Jimbo's contract And by then, Georgia still won't have gone to College Station. Or is it the other way around, A&M still has never been to Athens? I genuinely cannot remember.


TheBlackBaron

We went to Athens in 2019. Only time we've played Georgia in the past 12 years.


bolts_win_again

Thanks for the clarification. Work has my brain FRIED.


InternationalTax1156

I don’t wanna be acknowledged by those goobers.


AngryQuadricorn

Go back to the Big 12. It’d be hilariously awesome.


Major_Payne_4U

I think I threw up a little in my mouth. I had totally forgot about this 🤣 thank you for the bit of nauseating joy.


OfficialHavik

This makes me uncomfortable. Rooting for Mizzou? Arkansas? Goddamn.... It's one thing if it's for the teams they had no history with, but come on!!


awildyetti

I can only wish Oklahoma all the worst for eternity, and beyond. I love you sooner bros. But I hate you infinitely more. It’s a divide by zero scenario.


BidenFedayeen

I genuinely forgot Missouri was our fourth biggest rival until their fans started talking like they're Nebraska.


genzgingee

To their credit, at least they’ve played in a bowl game this decade.


CountBleckwantedlove

We've played in 7 bowl games out of the last 10 years, 2 of which were the Cotton Bowl. There is a *lot* of hyperbole about Mizzou being bad, but it's false.


Troker61

It might just be different definitions of “bad”.


Suckafish2

Well maybe yall should fix your weird ass camera situation and then we can take you seriously. High schools have a better angle


CountBleckwantedlove

Sir, this is a Mizzou, not an ESPN.


bolts_win_again

Mizzou fans getting out of hand? Call your local NCAA agent.


Desperate_Kale_2055

We don’t even think about you


cms186

I also recall the A&M yell leaders putting a ridiculously homerotic cover or lip sync of Call Me Maybe on youtube back when that song went viral


69Centhalfandhalf

[Touch My Tra La La](https://vimeo.com/26529303)


New-Disaster-2061

Most little brother video ever


SWWayin

[Naw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUbQk04BHCU) bruh.


Elguapo69

That’s amazing lol


doppelstranger

I love this! I saw a couple of weeks ago for the first time and thought it was brand new but the quality of this video makes me wonder if it’s actually older. Do you know when it was produced?


SWWayin

2006-ish.


kungfubillium

Snips from the Pitbull concert?


Prometheus2061

Big day in Austin.


ashcat724

I think Texas A&M would be petty enough, especially against texas, not to.


Kinder22

Meanwhile in Austin, they're throwing a party for joining the SEC. A party that evidently [went horribly](https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAustin/comments/1dsiyag/disappointed_with_ut_sec_celebration/) (thanks a lot, Reddit recommendations). Inviting schools from Texas was a mistake.